-Actual amout of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

-Average # of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

-Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

-Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

-Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons

-Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

- Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

- Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

- Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

- Average length when erect: 5.1

- Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

- Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)

- Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet

- Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall

- Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, and wheat germ

- Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

- Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

- Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

- Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks

- Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

- Average # of erections during the night: 9

- Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches

- The human equalivent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)

- Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds

- Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours

- Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)

- Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100

- In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet.

- Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.

- Dairy products can create a foul taste.

- ACIDIC FRUITS AND ALCOHOL (EXCEPT PROCESSED LIQUORS) GIVE IT A PLEASANT AND SUGARY TASTE.

- Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown

- Odors that increase blood flow to the penis:lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie.

- Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower. It is common for men to wake up with "morning wood," a name for an a.m. erection.

- Blue balls; or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false.

-A law in Faibanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.

-In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

- If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.

- Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law.

- A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.

- In Ames, Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.

- A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces.

- Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.

- During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.

- In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.

- In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.

- Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.

- In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.

- Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds.

- In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.

- A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance.

- No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk, Virginia.

- In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)

- The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

- In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

-Interesting Huh?