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IT MIGHT BE A REDNECK KOMPUTER IF...
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have terbaccy stains on 'em.
8. The six front keys is rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots has Ford truck parts stored in 'em.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. They's a gun rack mounted on the See Pee You.
3. They's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".
