TOP TEN WAYS TO BE A FINANCIAL GENIUS
10. Refinance yore home - so what iffen you just
got the wheels took off?
9. Buy a new van - spend no less than
$25K.
8. Get yore employer to sponsor yore kids
for Christmas gifts - you don't have the money for toys.
7. Iffen yore wife works too, make dang
sure she works as far away fum you as possible. Burn that gas!
6. Get the state to pay for child care.
You cain't afford that neither!
5. Kut yore own hare (or better yet, let
it grow, saves money on hats)!
4. Buy yoreself a komputer, blow it up,
then lease a new one.
3. Who needs dentists?
2. Show yore co-workers yore initiative
by ignoring yore job to try to do sumbody else's. They'll be impressed!
1. Take whutever money the guvment will
give you. It's ther to hep ya!
