New! It Might Be A Redneck Komputer If...
Top Ten Ways To Be A Financial Genius!
Letter Fum My Mama!
The 10 Commandments (translated)
The Official Roy98 Basic Electrician's Exam!
Roy's Quotes for
"A mind is a terrible thang, and it must be stopped in our lifetime"
Roy98 is here!
Komputers and Flee Market Items is located in
WEST "God Awful" VIRGINIA
Roy can now kustom build yore
system like you want it.
Mix & match parts and save!! TRS 80 mother bored, Pentium
processor with overdrive (struts too), Mac soffwhere only $39.95!!!
Roy can even install yore system at yore place, on blocks or
Check out Roy's new factory in
beautiful West "God Awful" Virginia!
This new plant replaced our old one which cawt far during a lightnin storm
that boring Win95 Start sound with the new Roy98 Start sound. Klick to hear it!
All Roy98 Komputers come wit a 90 second Warr-Un-Tee
Komputer Related Items
Item #1 Roy98- A complete guide on the 98 ways known by me to destroy a komputer! Only $2.95
Item #2 Dead 486 Vl-Bus Mainboard with Intel DX4-100 CPU. Only $19.95 (comes with free copy of Roy98)
Item #3 Software on CD Rom! Roy's guide to diggin' Ramps! Only $9.95 (comes with free copy of Roy98)
Item #4 Cashee Memory Only $10.00 each (not sure what they do, but the name sounds good)
Item #5 Roy's Kustom PC Speakers! Klick here for a sound check! Only $14.95 fer 2 of em'
Item #6 Possum Hide Mouse Pads with Roy98 Logo. Only $4.95
Roy's Research and
Confused by them Komputer terms- Click Here.
Flee Market Items
My name is Lulu. I'm your kustomer service rep here at Roy's Kustom Komputer and Flee Market Items. If you have any questions concerning yore recent order, feel free to give me a call.
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