The Rule of Eric
by Eric L. GieseThe Rule of Eric is set forth on this day as follows:
No woman, (who is well mannered) can or ever will
exceed the age of 24.
No man, (who is well mannered) can or ever will
exceed the age of 40.
This way we men will forever be
falling madly in love
with you "younger women".
So it is said , and so it shall be.
This is to forever to be known as
"The Rule of Eric".HOME PROVERBS