Constitution of Love
A forward which the sender declared would have you lose the love of your life if you didn't send it to 25 people...
I didnt forward it to anyone. Steven, do you still love me?
Article 1 : Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand... I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing (i hate that)
6. Kiss anywhere else... Lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes... Kiss me
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist... I love you too much to let you go
10. Kiss on the forhead... You're sweet
Article 2: The Three Steps
1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good!
3. Guys & Girls: Close your eyes when kissing - it is rude to stare.
Article 3: The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity...
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