George at the young age of 2
My friend Georgy Porgy at the ripe old age of 10, but not as ripe as his farts.
This diagram depicts the pattern of growth of George Argyris's girth.
George, when nominated by his fellows, inspired the nationally acclaimed animated series, South Park. The character based upon George's physique is Eric Cartman.
This is George at age 15, when the pristine attribute of virginity slipped from his greasy fingers to the woman below...
This majestically mature woman gave George the night of his life and eventually married him...sadly, his children didn't end up exactly like him. Keep on scrolling to see more of this ideal American family...
George's son, Kamahamaha opted out of the path George took, wrestling, as a child for his true passion, wearing a tu-tu...you may have been thinking ballet...hell no, ballet is for wussies, a real man just wears the tu-tu!
