IF I HAD A PUSSY



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"IF I HAD A PUSSY"

 

by Bryan Adrian

 

(a word to all pet owners)

 

If I had a pussy

I wouldn't let no one hold her

of course unless they promised

to feed her whenever

she got good and hungry

 

 

If I had a pussy

her hair would always be sleek and brushed

cause a good pussy needs to be rubbed

so that she looks good

when she's out and about

 

 

If I had a pussy

I'd keep her clean

cause everybody knows

that a poorly washed pussy

can get real mean

 

 

There are many things I'd do

if I had a pussy

but one thing I'd never ever do

You wanna hear it?

 

The one thing I'd never ever do

is give her to a dog like you!

 



 

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