Basic Match

       VS      
King Kong                                              Gellderah

Matt Kong: The conflict of the terro-beast and the gigantic ape begins, with Kong charging at Gellderah full force and knocking him over! Gellderah shrieks in pain as Kong’s black, leathery fists repeatedly slam down on his chest and face! Gellderah fires off his corrosive breath into Kong’s face and the ape reels backwards, coughing and apparently blinded by the attack. Gellderah takes his chance and tries to Kong by the left ankle but Kong propels his body backwards and gives a mule-like kick to Gellderah’s chest sending him crashing down!

Matt Kong: Gellderah thumps against the dirt and Kong grabs him by his two antennae’s on his head, spinning him around and chucking the terro-beat through a boulder! Kong looks in his hand and notices while Gellderah crashed many feet away his antennae did not follow him, Kong is still holding them! Gellderah rises up, howling in pain and agony at the loss of his feelers. Soon the sense of pain turns to rage and Gellderah attacks Kong viciously, swiping at the ape wit his sharp claws; Kong dodges and weaves a lot the blows but gets hit by a few anyway. Gellderah fires his corrosive breath again, blinding Kong and causing him to gasp for air. Gellderah tries to gag Kong by sticking two of his fingers from his right hand down Kong’s throat, but this was a stupid idea as Kong merely bites off Gellderah’s fingers!

Matt Kong: Gellderah wails in immense pain at the bloody stumps which were once his fingers and Kong nails the kaiju in the gut with a left uppercut and sends him crashing to the ground with a brutalizing right punch! Gellderah crashes to the ground and Kong body slams him and grabs his jaws, trying to wrench them apart. Gellderah cries out in pain and claws Kong’s chest with his right hand, causing blood to show on the simian’s chest. Still, Kong does not relent and Gellderah fires out some of his corrosive mist but it is not enough to save him in his weakened state. After a few seconds a sickening “sklurch” sound is heard and Gellderah lifelessly crashes to the ground. Kong observes Gellderah carefully to make sure he is dead and puts one foot on top Gellderah’s chest, pinning him and beating his chest and roaring the whole time. 1…2…3! Your winner is King Kong, Eighth Wonder of the World!

Matt Kong: Much to my pleasure Kong wins! BOO YAH!

AB3K: All and all a fairly decent match.

Kong: Somewhat challenging but nevertheless an opponent whom I can defeat. Next time I’ll kill two those Terro-beasts!

Matt Kong: Yeah, I’ll have to make arrangements for that in the future. See ya later Kong!

*Kong beats his chest and walks off. *

Matt Kong: There he goes, my favorite gorilla beast of all time. He’ll go far in time, you just watch!

AB3K: I have no doubt he will, may we continue to the next battle?

Matt Kong: Of course, may patient friend! Next match is Ultraman vs. Mammoth Bosquito! Everyone knows about Ultraman, but many ask who is Mammoth Bosquito? Mammoth Bosquito is the villainous entity from the Super Fleet Sazer-X movie! I’ll even let AB3K voice some of this action! LET’S BEGIN!

       VS      
Ultraman                                           Mammoth Bosquito

Matt Kong: The match starts off on a barren field and Mammoth Bosquito takes the offensive, firing down flames at Ultraman. Ultraman easily dodges the attacks due to his agility and fires back a specium beam, but it is absorbed due to the fact as long as MB’s horn’s are intact a shield will appear around him and absorb energized AND physical blows! Ultraman takes a step back in surprise and crashes into the ground due red lightning from Mammoth Bosquito’s mouth! Cackling in malevolence Mammoth Bosquito hovers down to the ground and attacks Ultraman with his claw-like arms, batting around the warrior of light easily.

Matt Kong: Ultraman swings at Mammoth Bosquito with a left and right punch but both attacks are absorbed and the evil kaiju sends Ultraman crashing down with an enormous right kick. Ultraman back flips once as he crashes against the ground and attempts to get only to have Mammoth Bosquito unleash fire upon and send him crashing down again. Ultraman shakes his head in pain and Mammoth Bosquito fires out bolts of red lightning but Ultraman defends himself by blocking them with his Ultra Shield, which protects Ultraman from the vile bolts.

AB3K: Seeing as how the fight cannot go on like this or he will lose, Ultraman tries to take the offensive and fires two specium beams that are both absorbed easily by the barrier of Mammoth Bosquito. Ultraman growls in frustration and fires off an Ultra Discuss, which zooms by Mammoth Bosquito without hitting him. Mammoth Bosquito laughs at Ultraman’s seemingly poor aim and fires out razing flames from its mouth, scorching Ultraman badly.

AB3K: The Ultra Discuss that was fired off before seems to have made a turnaround and cuts off Mammoth Bosquito’s horns! Mammoth Bosquito cries in pain and though he was hurt a bit Ultraman’s plan seems to have worked! Ultraman activates his Ultra Melee Charge, running at Mammoth Bosquito and discharging energy with every blow! Ultraman finishes the Assualt with an upper cut to MB’s chest, which sends him crashing many feet away! Mammoth Bosquito has risen again but is extremely battle damaged from the attack and flies up in the air and is firing down crimson bolts down at Ultraman, which are sent back at MB due to Ultraman’s Rebound Shield. The deflected bolts seem to have cut holes in MB’s wings and he is starting to lose altitude and Ultraman’s Color Timer is starting to blink! He’s losing power and fast! In one last ditch resort Ultraman uses most of his energy to teleport himself high into the sky, replenishing most of his energy due to direct waves from the sun!

Matt Kong: Using the absorbed energy from the sun Ultraman summons up an Ultra Energy Ball, Mammoth Bosquito looks up at Ultraman but is blinded by the sun in the process! Ultraman casts down his sphere made of pure energy that crashes into Mammoth Bosquito, slamming him down and down until he hit’s the Earth’s surface and perishes in a grand explosion! And there you have it! The winner of this match is…Ultraman Narashi!

AB3K: Needless to say, Narashi’s intelligence as well as power impresses me!

Matt Kong: I can’t argue with you there, it seems Ultraman has already taken off. He’s a busy guy, no doubt about that. Our next match is Bulgario and Core Braver vs. Nirvash and TheEND! For those of you who don’t know Bulgario is from the Justirisers series and the Core Braver is from the Super Fleet Sazer-X series like Mammoth Bosquito, although he appeared in the movie. Anyway, Nirvash and TheEND are from the well renowned Eureka 7 series. Um…by the way…er…AB3K…we have…um…another guest on the way, I’m afraid I forgot to tell you.

AB3K: WHAT!? You mean another person is coming and you tell me about it!? WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH THAT!?

Matt Kong: Sorry pal…um…she should be here by now.

AB3K: Wait a moment! Who is “she”?

*Anemone walks in with Gulliver in her hands. *

*AB3K leans into Matt Kong’s ear*

AB3K (whispering): ANEMONE!? How did you get her here!?

Matt (whispering): As I said with the plasma screen, I have my ways.

Anemone: Um guys?

*Matt Kong looks up.*

Matt Kong: Oh! Sorry Anemone! Here, you can sit between AB3K and me.

*Anemone sits between MK and AB3K with Gulliver on her lap.*

Matt Kong: So, how is Dominic?

Anemone: He’s fine, I told him you invited me to your show and he had plans anyway so he couldn’t come. Anyway I heard the Nirvash is going to battle alongside my old LFO, TheEND. How is my old LFO alive? It died shortly after it transformed…

Matt Kong: An excellent question, which deserves an answer. With Ultraman’s help I managed to harness of the warrior of light’s enough energy to bring it back to life in it’s original state.

Anemone: You did that just for TheEND? I’m impressed Matt!

Matt Kong: Ah it was nothing! I would’ve done the same for any other kaiju or robotic creature!

AB3K: Can we start the match, please? I’ve been waiting awhile now!

Matt Kong: Oh sorry! Anyway lets see if the LFO’s can out master the robots!

Mechanized Clash!

       VS      
Core Braver & Bulgario                                              Nirvash & TheEND

Matt Kong: The battle of organic robots and pure artificial robots begins, with Nirvash flying down on it’s ref-board and jumping off at the last second; implanting a flying kick into Core Braver sending it crashing through a nearby building. Bulgario fires his rockets from the side of his head but is blasted beforehand by red homing lasers from TheEND. Core Braver attacks Nirvash, impacting it’s face with a right and left hook. Nirvash falls down but balances it’s body with one hand on the ground and pushes itself upward, sending a metal boot into the chin of Core Braver. Core Braver crashes to the ground moments after and while Nirvash is holding itself up with one hand Bulgario runs forward and smashes the white LFO’s stomach with an enormous left punch, sending Nirvash hurtling towards at least three buildings!

Upon seeing this TheEND launches it’s extendable claws into the stomach region of Bulgario, being big and bulky the robotic behemoth could not dodge in time. Bulgario sparks like crazy and TheEND uses it’s cables to propel itself at Bulgario, delivering a drop kick to it upon impact! Bulgario smashes to the ground and Core Braver fires his Core Lasers from his hands as soon TheEND touches the ground, sending it slamming across the cement. While it’s metal hide streaks across the ground TheEND fires off it’s left claw at the Core Braver, who dodges it easily and grabs the large black hand in the process. Using it’s strength Core Braver begins to squeeze the semi organic hand with immense pressure from his right hand, causing a bit of blood and oil to spray out!

Anemone: No…

Matt Kong: At that moment the Nirvash tosses jets at Core-Braver and punches the completely robotic being straight in the face at fifty miles per hour! Core Braver crashes to the ground and Bulgario fires out it’s massive shells from it’s hands, blasting Nirvash and TheEND repeatedly and causing an enormous load of damage! Core Braver has gotten up again and it’s Brave Shot six cell rocket launcher just above it’s knee, which blasts TheEND in it’s mid section and sends it hurtling through a small factory! The Core Braver fires out it’s Core Buster at Nirvash, but the LFO back flips over Bulgario and the gigantic robot takes most of the damage that was meant for the Nirvash. Bulgario sparks like mad swings it’s arm around at a one-eighty angle sluggishly, trying to nail the Nirvash. However, the LFO ducks and punches the robot ten times in the gut; finish off the combo with an uppercut that sends Bulgario skidding through the street! TheEND fires off it’s homing lasers at Bulgario and Core Braver, who take quite an amount of damage upon impact!

Matt Kong: TheEND flies off into the sky with two halves of it’s ref-board while Nirvash accompanies it with it’s solo ref-board. Core Braver transforms into Core Caliber and chases after the two LFO’s while Bulgario fires of it’s gigantic shells at the two organic robots from below. Between having to dodge Bulgario’s shells and the Core Lasers from the Core Caliber, Nirvash and TheEND are having a rough time. TheEND fires out one of it’s claws at Core Caliber, who dodges it easily and fires off two rounds of it’s Core Lasers that both hit the TheEND successfully. TheEND begins to free fall and Core Caliber transforms into Core Braver, who CANNOT fly! Core Braver using it’s altitude and velocity to launch itself at TheEND and begins pounding it’s face in while falling! TheEND slashes Core Braver across the stomach area with it’s claws which cause moderately high damage to the robotic warrior. Now TheEND’s chest is glowing and…the VASCUD CRISIS?! AT CLOSE RANGE!? The large array of crimson beams fires out into Core Braver and an gigantic explosion occurs, that sends the airborne Nirvash free falling and hitting the ground with immense impact and the Core Braver has become scrap metal! TheEND’s frail form hits the ground with devastating crash, it’s bleeding heavily and appears to offline and suffering nonetheless.

Anemone: TheEND…no! Watching him suffer like this…

AB3K: It’ll be all right…I’m sure he’ll win!

Anemone: T-thank you…for the support.

Matt Kong: Bulgario eyes the unconscious LFO and looks towards the nearly crippled Nirvash. Bulgario fires down on the typeZERO and Nirvash is looking more ragged by the minute! Nirvash is barely able to grab it’s razor sharp boomerangs and with weakly throws them at Bulgario, cutting across his wrists and severing both of his hands! Bulgario sparks on a ton and backs up a few steps in surprise/artificial pain. Nirvash grabs it’s ref-board and using the rest of it’s strength hurls it at Bulgario, the giant machine attempts to shoot it down with it’s side cannons but hey do no good against from that angle. The razor sharp end of the board penetrates through the Bulgario’s chest, and time seems to freeze in anticipation! The Bulgario falls backwards and explodes into flames upon impact in the ground! Your winners…Nirvash and TheEND!

Matt Kong: After a long and difficult battle the LFO’s take the win! TheEND maybe offline and in critical condition as well as the Nirvash but not for long!

*Matt Kong presses PA button.*

Matt Kong: Hey guys! Can anyone help out down here!?

*Sanda and Gamera walk out toward the city.*

Sanda and Gamera: You rang MK?

Anemone: You ask for help and you get a turtle and a gorilla thing? Odd…

Matt Kong: I know but they are pure hearted kaiju! Guys! Think you can help these two to the repair bay?

Sanda: Sure thing!
Gamera: No problem!

*Sanda walks off carrying the Nirvash (with effort) and Gamera carries TheEND rather easily. *

Matt Kong: There’s the match! What did you think Anemone?

Anemone: Pretty good, I feel sorry for TheEND but he’ll be alright. He’s in good hands now!

Matt Kong: Thanks for that. Ya don’t get many compliments these days!

Anemone: True. I believe it’s time for me to go, Dominic is making dinner!

AB3K: Dominic…cooking? He can’t even use a map right!

Anemone: I know, save me!

*AB3K, Matt Kong and Anemone burst out laughing*

Anemone: Before I go I have to thank you AB3K. I was feeling down when I saw TheEND in such a state and you cheered me up. That’s something Dominic would do, and he’s the closest friend I have! Be proud of yourself.

AB3K (blushing): Um…er…thanks.

Matt Kong: YOU’RE BLUSHING! YOU’RE TOTALLY BLUSHING! WAIT TIL PARANOIA INCARNATE AND TIM HEAR ABOUT THIS!

AB3K (embarrassed): I AM NOT BLUSHING! Just…s-shut up!

*Matt Kong starts laughing*

Anemone: Uh….

*Matt Kong finally stops chuckling*

Matt Kong (wiping tears away from eyes due to laughing): Okay…well then it was good to have you around Anemone!

Anemone: Yeah, we gotta do this again! Bye now! Remember what I said AB3K…

AB3K (blushing slightly): S-sure…

*Anemone winks at AB3K and leaves with Gulliver in her arms. *

*AB3K falls backward and faints*

Matt Kong: Ha ha ha! One little wink and he’s unconscious! Go figure!

Matt Kong: Anyway, I’ll just tell AB3K the results of the next match when he wakes up! The last battle we have deals with mechanical heroes against alien villains! For those of you who don’t know, Great Leo is from the Sazer-Z series, Achelon is from the Gransazers and Zandolla and Jikiro are from Zone Fighter. Oh and by the way, Achelon is a SHE; much to my surprise.

VS

Dragon Zord, Great Lio & Jet Jaguar vs. Zandolla, Jikiro & Achelon

The battle of aliens and metal heroes begins and the Dragonzord attacks Zandolla, punching and kicking it wildly. Jikiro fires out magnetic beams at Dragonzord, sending the green ranger’s mech staggering backwards. Great Lio fires out Lio Impact fireball from the lion mouth that sends Jikiro crashing many yards backwards, which tempts Zandolla to charge at Great Lio full speed ahead! Jet Jaguar gets in the way and grabs Zandolla by the head, barely managing to stop the Terro Beast in from impaling himself! With a tight grip, Jet Jaguar tosses Zandolla to the right and lunges at him; beating one of the many tools of Baron Garoga to a pulp with his metal fists! Jikiro has gotten up and is attacked by Great Lio while Dragonzord charges at Achelon! Great Lio swings his blades at Jikiro in rapid succession, causing sparks and blood to fly in most directions upon impact! Jikiro squeals in pain slugs Great Lio in the gut with a right punch, sending him backward a little bit! Great Lio charges again and fires a concentrated array of blasts from his right hand into Great Lio! The heroic mech staggers backward only to be pelted by Jikiro’s gattling gun from the creature’s left hand which sends Great Lio crashing through a nearby building!

Jet Jaguar continues to beat on Zandolla until the Terro Beast finally shoves the Ultraman-like mech off him. Once freed from JJ’s beatings Zandolla charges at Jet and rams him full force, sending Jet crashing near Great Lio away with a nasty scar on his chest! Dragonzord continues to punch Achelon rapidly while the female kaiju growls in pain. Achelon retaliates by blasting Dragonzord in mid neck area with beam from its head, sending the zord stumbling back. Dragonzord retaliates by firing off its missiles from the fingertips; causing miniature explosions against Achelon’s skin every moment! Achelon screams in pain and fires out a powerful blast from the gem in her chest, sending Dragonzord crashing towards his fallen companions.

Seeing as how things are looking bad Jet Jaguar takes a stand and transforms into his giant mode, eager to strike back! Jet delivers an enormous metal boot to Jikiro’s face, which sends him hurtling backward and grabs Zandolla by the tail, swinging him above his head and launching him at Achelon! Jet transforms back into his normal state while Dragonzord grabs Zandolla by the tail, in similarity to Jet but swings him multiple times in a circle until he launches the Terro Beast through a boulder! Zandolla gets up and emits molten steam through the tubes in its head and its hands at Dragonzord, causing a shower of sparks from Dragonzord! Dragonzord stagger back and Zandolla charges at the mech, preparing to ram him! Dragonzord jumps out of the way and swings his drill tail at Zandolla’s back, going through his chest in the process! Zandolla emits a ghoulish cry and crashes to the ground, while Dragonzord fires off his finger missiles at the deceased Terro Beast; destroying it completely!

Dragonzord runs at Achelon but is blasted back by a torrents of blasts from its shoulder spikes and head beams! Dragonzord is sparking heavily and lunges out his drill tail at Achelon, only to have it blown apart by the crystal in Achelon’s chest! Without anything to balance itself Dragonzord crashes to the ground and is shot repeatedly with beams from Achelon’s shoulder spikes and it’s lower half explodes! Dragonzord goes offline with a cackle from Achelon and Jikiro fires off his gattling gun at JJ and Great Lio! Multiple sparks fly from this ballistic barrage and Great Lio nods at JJ it’s time finish of this beast once and for all! Imbuing his swords in flames Great Lio tosses one to Jet, and both mechs charge at Jikiro; slashing downward at the same time to symbolize a flaming “X” symbol. Jikiro’s arms fall off a moment after and Great Lio fires and Lio-Impact fireball at the back of Jikiro’s head, completely destroying it! Now that Jikiro and Zandolla are done for its time to finish off Achelon, who has just vanished! Achelon appears right behind JJ due to teleportation and backhands across the face when he turns around, dropping one of Great Lio’s blades in the process! Great Lio turns around and is slammed by a right uppercut that sends the mech flying!

Jet gets up again and begins karate chopping Achelon, with only minor effect! Achleon slugs JJ backward and fires off a beam from its forehead, sending JJ down again! Great Lio fires his turrets from his chest at Achelon, getting her attention quite a bit! Achelon squeals in pain and fires a beam from the crystal in her chest at great Lio but the mech puts up an energy barrier that absorbs it! JJ rises up and limps over to Great Lio and seems to ask him in something through expression. Great Lio looks surprised but it seems he’s agreed to JJ’s plan. JJ hands Great Lion his other sword and Great ignites his swords on fire…ON JET’S HAND!? WHAT THE HECK IS HE DOING!? Jet’s right hand is glowing orange, and it looks like he’s in quite some pain! JJ runs towards Achelon, managing to endue through the shoulder beams and punches Achelon’s jewel in her chest, all the heat in Jet’s fist and the energy in Achelon’s chest conduct each other and BOOM! There is a great explosion that sends Jet back flipping through the air and crashing to the ground, offline and missing his right hand no less! Achelon is in quite some pain, her crystal completely destroyed and serious burn marks abundant; she is in the dictionary as “vulnerable”! Great Lio combines the Lio-Cutter swords to form a flame imbued Lio-Javelin and throws it Achelon, releasing a flaming X that destroys Achelon completely upon impact! The heroic mechs win!

Matt Kong: It seems that Great Lio was able to pull out a victory for his comrades! Hey AB3K woke up!

AB3K: Ugh…what happened?

Matt Kong: You fainted! And now the last match is over!

AB3K: I MISSED IT!? DANGIT! Hey! What happened to Dragonzord!? Someone take him to repair bay!

*Super X2 takes away Dragonzord while Super X3 and Super Mechagodzilla’s Garuda unit take away Great Lio and Jet Jaguar.*

Matt Kong: Well that’s all for this week and the next! I’m off to Disney!

AB3K: WHAT!? NO WAY!

Matt Kong: Yes way! I’ll be back September 1st! For now goodbye everybody!