Tim: I had originally intended "Kaiju Warfare" to be for G13 and Blade. But since they're not at their post this week I'll use it as my excuse to post a couple random matches. But I had always promised AB3K a spot on the show so I'll just go ahead and do that now.

Megalon fires his gravity bolts and Gigan fires his cluster beam at Ninjamegazord and Shogunmegazord. Sparks are flying from the impact of the beam weapons on the megazords's bodies. Ninjamegazord and Shogunmegazord are walking towards them despite the beam weapons. Megalon fires his gravity bolts at the walking Ninjamegazord but he missed his target. Ninjamegazord punched Megalon in the face with his devastating wolf-shaped fist and then his ape-shaped fist causing Megalon to fall down. Falconzord suddenly appeared in the city arena where the megazords and their opposition are. Is this legal? Oh well, Ninjamegazord saws it and jumped/flew high into the air. Falconzord combined with Ninjamegazord to form Ninjafalconmegazord. Megalon stand back up, spread his wings out, and flew into the skies. He was about drill a hole into the Ninjafalconmegazord until Ninjafalconmegazord was spinning and does a spinning kick to Megalon's head, causing Megalon to fall into the ground. Megalon stand back up looking dazed. NinjaFalconMegazord dive down toward Megalon's direction. NinjaFalconMegazord charges up his wolf-shaped and ape-shaped fists. NinjaFalconMegazord punched Megalon with both charged up fists, causing Megalon to fly backwards to hit a nearby building and then Megalon explodes into smitherens. NinjaFalconMegazord lands on the ground and standing in triumph. Meanwhile Gigan is fighting Shogunmegazord with his dual chainsaws. Gigan is slashing Shogunmegazord, leaving saw marks, but Shogunmegazord caught the Gigan's claws with its hands and repeatedly kick Gigan in the gut. Gigan screeches. Shogunmegazord headbutts Gigan, causing Gigan to be dazed. Shogunmegazord shoves Gigan away. Shogunmegazord pulls out its fiery sword ( I am not sure if that is the type of sword that zord uses ). Gigan snaps out of being dazed. Gigan tries to attack Shogunmegazord with his dual chainsaws but Shogunmegazord slashed Gigan's chainsaws in half. Gigan roars in anger. He fires his circular saws at the Shogunmegazord but Shogunmegazord used his firey sword to swat them away. Shogunmegazord uses his finishing move by slashing Gigan's body with his flame sword. Gigan makes his last roar before he falls down backwards on his back and then he explodes. Shogunmegazord and Ninjafalconmegazord stand side by side in triumph. The megazords are the winners.

-Announcer Bot 3000

Tim: Now I present two matches in fan-fic format. They're fairly short. Just think of them as an apology cake for the lateness of the last episode of Fatal Friday Fights.

King Ghidorah versus Anguirus (Showa)

King Ghidorah, the three headed space demon has torn apart city upon city on other worlds un-challenged. But upon arrival to Earth he finds himself threatened by a miserable spiked creature. The creature had called him to this island for a fight and Ghidorah was all too happy to fulfill the monster’s request.

King Ghidorah now lands on Monster Island, following the strange cries of the spiked creature, Anguirus. Anguirus charges towards King Ghidorah without hesitation. King Ghidorah rewards the bold creature with a blast of explosive yellow energy from its maw. Anguirus is sent sliding backwards but as soon as the attack ends he makes his advance once more. King Ghidorah stops the arrogant monster in its tracks with hurricane force winds from its wings. King Ghidorah brings its wing beats to an end. As the dust kicked up from its gust begins to settle Anguirus comes at King Ghidorah like a charging rhino. King Ghidorah makes an effort to avoid the charging behemoth and quickly takes to the air. It becomes evident that he wasn’t quick enough as Anguirus clamps its jaws down on the ascending King Ghidorah’s ankle.

Ghidorah screeches in agony. The creature’s teeth in its flesh felt as though its leg had been laid upon a bed of nails.

Ghidorah considered kicking the monster but didn’t want to risk its horns.

Instead Ghidorah dives downward, ascending at the last minute so that only Anguirus’s form crashes into the Earth. Anguirus releases his grip and remains in a newly formed crater as Ghidorah continues to fly higher. The spiked monster gets to its feet and begins to shake dirt free of its crown. He makes his way to the edge of the hole he’s in before Ghidorah fires twin gravity beams, each impacting on opposite sides of Anguirus. Anguirus cries out in distress as ruble and sparks fly all around him. In despite of Ghidorah’s onslaught Anguirus escapes the crater as King Ghidorah descends for another attack. The golden space dragons impact the ground, creating mild tremors has it lands. Anguirus quickly pivots around to face the hydra to charge, intent on tearing its wings to shreds. Rather than be gored by the dinosaur, King Ghidorah turns, back facing Anguirus, and lashes out with his tails. The serpentine appendages ensnare Anguirus by the neck, its coils crushing his wind pipe. King Ghidorah uses its immense strength to hurl Anguirus away to the ground. Not long after the impact Anguirus is back up to fight. Anguirus quickly lunges at King Ghidorah, digging his fangs into the flash of one of Ghidorah’s tails. Ghidorah crackles as its second tail pounds Anguirus across the face. Soon the defender of Earth releases its grip. King Ghidorah quickly turns around, its far left head spewing energy. The gravity beam collides with the soil beneath Anguirus and the dinosaur is sent flying from the blast.

A dazed Anguirus lies hapless on its spiked bike as Ghidorah takes to the air. After hovering above the grounded Anguirus, the space monster allows itself to drop, slamming its feet into Anguirus’s exposed, unprotected torso. The attack hurts Angilas, but also seems to have awakened him from his stunned state. When King Ghidorah tries that trick again Anguirus rolls over, back skyward. Ghidorah crackles in agony as it ascends, blood is left on several of Anguirus’s back spikes.

Ghidorah is tired of messing with the armored monster and lands in front of the creature for a final round. Anguirus rears up on its hind legs, anticipating battle. Ghidorah stomps towards Anguirus, leaving bloody tracks as he advances. Anguirus throws an awkward punch to no avail. Ghidorah’s three sets of jaws clamp down on each wrist and Anguirus’s neck. Anguirus feels a sensation of weightlessness as Ghidorah climbs into the sky, Anguirus in tow.

Anguirus, unable to see the ground from his angle, gets an idea of how high he his as Ghidorah passes through a cloud. The cloud is soon beneath them as Ghidorah continues in ascent.

Suddenly, Ghidorah releases his grip. Wind rushes past Anguirus as he falls before he splashes down into the ocean. Ghidorah releases a storm of gravity bolts down to the water’s surface, creating enormous, violent waves in the process.

Ghidorah, satisfied with the cry of desperation that surfaced as his beam weapons struck, takes Anguirus for dead. The challenger rid of, Ghidorah is free to continue his rampage.

Gorgo versus Megazord

“What is that, a rock?” a baffled spectator questioned.

Two red spherical objects appear on the mass. They are soon revealed to be eyes as a towering leviathan surfaces. The web-footed carnivore waded ashore as the crowd that had gathered scramble away from the monster dubbed Gorgo. The dinosaur brings a mammoth, clawed hand down on a factory, shaking the structure down to its foundation. The monster continued its advance further inland, crushing cars beneath its enormous feet, and downing power lines with its titanic form.

An emergency squad of three jets arrives on the scene. Each flies by Gorgo, launching two missiles as they pass. Every projectile hits its target with explosive results, but little effect.

The red-eyed monster roars in anger as t swats at a sky scraper, tearing off a corner of roof and burying the street under a mound of rubble.

Seemingly out of nowhere, a flying piece of ruble collides with Gorgo’s skull.

The Megazord was responsible. The Power Rangers, assuming Gorgo to be another of Lord Zed’s sinister creations had arrived to protect the city.

The Megazord closed the gap between the two for hand to hand combat. As soon as the mech enters the fray Gorgo swings a clawed hand. Sparks fly from Megazord’s chest and the ancient battling machine is sent staggering back. The Megazord regains balance and goes in to punch the kaiju. However, Gorgo catches its fist, then the other. The two begin to grapple until Gorgo’s teeth pierces the mech’s armored shoulder with its teeth. Gorgo severs an electric cable, shocking Gorgo. The dinosaur breaks free of Megazord, backing away from the hostile robot.

Gorgo wasn’t sure what kind of animal the Megazord was. But Gorgo was sure it was its enemy and was sure it had to destroy it.

The dinosaur descendant lunges forward, teeth bared. The Megazord goes on the defense, repeling Gorgo with a kick to the chest.

All the while, the jet fighters circled around for another air strike.

“Wait for a clear shot,” the lead pilot commanded his squad.

Gorgo claws away at Megazord’s waste. Sparks fly as Gorgo’s claws scrape against its armor. The mech tries to throw Gorgo to the ground with a fist to the side of Gorgo’s reptilian snout. Gorgo’s stance is only slightly altered from the blow. Gorgo leaps into the air, bringing its weight down on Megazord. Gorgo stands over the downed mech, keeping it in place with its left hand as it pounds The Megazord’s chest with its right.

“We must assist the Rangers. Request permission to use ‘The Weapon’. Over,” a pilot said into his radio. Seconds later the answer arrived.
“Permission granted. Over,” the voice of his commanding officer replied.

As Gorgo continued to pound into Megazord’s armor a plane passed above it. The vessel didn’t leave Gorgo be. He instead had dropped a disc-shaped container. Upon impacted into Gorgo’s back the strange bomb erupted into a fountain of purple flame.

Gorgo’s attack is brought to an end, but it still left a mark on its opponent, the mech’s chest plate dented. Gorgo, stunned topples over to its side. Megazord sets Gorgo back on its feet before knocking it back down with a punch to the face. Gorgo suddenly kicks out with clawed feet, sending Megazord back through a sky scraper. Gorgo gets back u, becoming a clear target. The planes swoop down, machine guns blaring. The bullets simply bounce off of Gorgo’s armored hide, but they are an annoyance all the same. Gorgo leaves the Megazord behind as it chases after the planes. It only advances a few paces before Megazord’s arms rap around it as the robot struggles to keep the aquatic dinosaur in place. Gorgo leans forward, flipping Megazord over its back and to the ground in front of it. Gorgo attempts to end the fight, lifting its foot over the mech’s head for a finishing stomp. A missile from a jet fighter forces Gorgo back, giving the Megazord a chance to get up. The Megazord throws a fist at Gorgo as the planes circle around for a final attack with all their remaining missiles. Gorgo grabs a hold of Megazord’s out stretched arm and yanks the mech in front of it, using it as a shield and allowing it to take the missiles.

“Negative impact! Repeat, negative impact! Gorgo is still alive!” a panicked pilot reported back.

The Megazord’s left arm had been destroyed from the missiles, now both monsters lie on the ground as the planes return to base. Gorgo, having survived the attack, gets up and begins its trek towards the sea. Gorgo pays one last glance over its shoulder at the Megazord, slowly freeing itself from the ruble its under and Gorgo decides the Megazord isn’t worth its time.