Special Note: Quite a little while a go I started one half of a special event. Now months later I’ve finally premiered the Fatal Friday Fights lost episode!

AJ: You can't be serious!

King of Mons: Oh but I am.

[King of Mons then scales the mountain until he reaches the summit of Mt. Grand.]

King of Mons: Yes. This'll do nicely. Nice spot to, observe the battle, get the best seat, keep a close watch on Tim and AJ before they try and pull a fast one.

Tim and AJ: Who us? Couldn't be.

King of Mons: Than who!?

Tim: What ever! I hope he falls.

King of Mons: I heard that.

AJ: Next is a match up of some of Gojira's worst enemies... Bagan, Kaiser Ghidorah, and Destoroyah!

       VS           VS      
Kaiser Ghidorah                                      Destoroyah                                      Bagan

Tim: Destoroyah is warped to the far North side of the jungle, Ghidorah, the oppisite side of the mountain and Bagan, smack dab in the middle of the wasteland!

AJ: Soon after being warped in both opposing monsters close in on Bagan, with Destoroyah charging at him and Ghidorah staying at a safer distance. Bagan issues out a thunderous battle cry and sends a vicous assault of gravity beams from his horns at Destoroyah. The attack only slows him down for an instant before Des has a hold of his neck, with the claw at the tip of its tail. Des jerks him back around him so that he faces Ghidorah, allowing the space dragon to cast waves of explosive energy onto the immobile super-being. Bagan isn't going to take that for long and with a slash of his claws, severes the tail which held him.

Bagan: Ah! First to draw blood! Such a satisfaction!

AJ: That was gruesome.

Tim: Back to the fight. Bagan grasps what remains of Destoroyah's tail, lifts him into the air and smacks him into the side of Mt. Grand.

King of Mons: Take it easy on the mountain down there or you'll be cooked alive with my beam weapon!!!

AJ: Bagan only ignores what he believes to be a blank threat, and continues to pound Des into the base of the mountain before he himself is lifted into the air; though not by muscle, by Ghidorah's gravity rays. Then he finds it is his skull being pounded in and no longer Des'. Ghidorah then lifts him higher and drops him on top of Des. Then the multi-headed dragon bathes the two in destructive blasts of golden energy before both are no longer visible in smoke. The hydra roars before staring at the site, admiring his work and also keeping a close eye out for signs of life. Suddenly a micro-oxygen beam cuts through the smoke, strikes Ghidorah in the chest and forces him to shrink back in pain. As he winces back he steps on a trigger and detonates a mine, another of the island's hazards. He shrieks a horrid cry in agony and shoots from his center head another golden strip of energy blindly into the dirt cloud, resulting in a mammoth explosion. After a moment something becomes visible in the cloud, purple and white energy being passed back and forth with tremendous outburst of flame and smoke... Bagan and Des are shooting at each other, concealed but none the less their battle still wages on, even if each fights blind this is a battle to the death and neither will stop.

King of Mons: Now these are my kinds of people!

Tim: The smoke clears, revealing both kaiju, claws locked in a shoving match. Des I can see has claw marks running across his arms and Bagan has a jagged cut running across his chest from a laser horn attack. Des gives Bagan a point blank shot of his beam weapon which strikes Bagan's left shoulder with the end result of sparks flying from the spot he's been hit. Ghidorah now wants to get in on this fight. With two gravity beams, one from his far left head, one from his right, he lifts both of his foes before he pulls them apart only to violently slam them into each other before hitting both with an explosive and powerful golden ray from his center head before allowing both to drop. Bagan is the first to get back to his feet. Seeing that his foe is starting to get up he hits Des with a merciless kick to the gut, forcing him back to lying on his belly. He then picks up Des with his own gravity rays and throws him at Ghidorah. Ghidorah stops the Kaiju from crashing into him with his own rays. Instantly noticing that his enemy is repeating the process back at him Bagan begins feeding his own gravity defying energy onto Des while Ghidorah still has a hold of him! Now its a violent tug of war for control over Des. The two keep feeding more and more energy into their beams, trying to keep the other from gaining the upper-hand. Soon Destoroyah's body can no longer take the stress of two waves of energy pushing him in oppisite directions and is torn apart at a molecular scale.

AJ: Now only Bagan and Ghidorah are left!

King of Mons: This is most amusing.

Kaiser Ghidorah: You can't hope to defeat me! I'm a kaiser!

Bagan: I'm a kaiser too! We're made up of some of the same cells, moron!

AJ: Kaiser Ghidorah, enraged, fires a trio of golden energy waves, sent on a collision course for Bagan. Bagan only uses his super-speed to dodge the projectiles and before Kaiser Ghidorah can do a thing, Bagan is upon the winged hydra. Bagan, now behind his enemy, lifts Kaiser by the tail before releasing, allowing his foe to fly upward to make a painful landing but has forgot something, Kaiser Ghidorah has wings and only uses them to climb higher into the air, out of sight. Before Bagan knows it golden strands of energy begin to rain down from the heavens for him. Bagan isn't pleased with his foe's retaliation, thus he summons his force shield and takes off into the sky after the multi-headed menace. Before long, after a series of flashes in the clouds, Ghidorah comes spiraling downward toward the ground. The three-headed monster takes a painful nose dive into the base of Mt. Grand on the jungle side. Bagan floats down to near ground-level before returning to his dino shape and lands on his feet, in doing so activating the trigger which launches a missile at his shoulder from a cannon inside Mt. Grand. Bagan only shrugs at the blast and continues his trek towards his fallen adversary. Kaiser is back to his feet before Bagan can get in a cheap shot and begins to flap his wings, creating hurricane winds which Bagan doesn't even notice, but Ghidorah isn't performing this action to blow him back with wind. No he is using the leverage to lift his upper body off the ground in order to slam his front feet into Bagan's chest, knocking the super-being to his back.

Kaiser Ghidorah: Time to finish this!

AJ: With that final statement, the hydra bites Bagan as he did Gojira GFW, one bites the left wrist, the other the right and the center head bites the neck and lifts Bagan from the ground. There then becomes a flow of blue energy visible from out of Bagan and into Kaiser Ghidorah.

Bagan: You want my power huh? Let's see if you can handle it!

Tim: Whoa! Bagan is glowing blinding white! And the energy flow as increased in rate. Soon it is Kaiser Ghidorah who is glowing and not Bagan! He's... he's... He's overloading Ghidorah with power! Ghidorah has just burst! There's nothing left except Bagan who looks weak and shaken!

Bagan: Just couldn't take all that power could (fading)... could... could he?

AJ: Bagan has fainted. It might be a hollow victory but Bagan has won!

[After a few minutes Bagan's strength returns and he gets to his feet.]

King of Mons: Bagan will you join me?

Bagan: Don't flatter yourself! If I have anything to do with your army I'd be taking your place!

King of Mons: How dare you!

[King of Mons fires a bright orange beam of light from his maw, Bagan uses his own beam weapon and the two bodies of energy collide with explosive results. Once the smoke clears from the arena King of Mons is mad and issues a warning!]

King of Mons: Get him off me or I'll have Neronga and Gabora level a city or two!

Tim: How? You don't have your messanger, Baltan, with you.

King of Mons: Yes. But currently my mantis form still remains with my armies. One psychic message to the troops and humans start dying!

AJ: Your bluffing!

King of Mons: Maybe. Maybe not. But do you want to risk inisent people? Didn't think so.

[Knowing there beaten, Tim and AJ have the Xillian transport ship warp up Bagan.]

Tim: Well the only thing we can do is introduce the next fight. For a long time movies have tried making a profit from the success of one American monster, King Kong. Today the Kong imitators, the team members of APE, face off against one another to see who is the greatest rip-off of King Kong!

                                                
Mighty Joe Young vs. the Mighty Peking Man vs. A*P*E* vs. the Giant Ape of the Amazon vs. Donkey Kong

AJ: As soon as the monsters are in it's total confusion! Peking Man is choking GAA on the beach, at the edge of the jungle, Donkey Kong is involved in a shoving match with Joe Young further into the jungle and A*P*E* is slowly sneaking up on the Peking Man and Giant Ape of the Amazon. The choking GAA is about to lose consciousness when A*P*E* grabs each one by the back of the neck, pulls them apart then, slams their faces into each other. GAA breaks free, grabs A*P*E* by the neck and slams his face into the sand before he himself gets a blow to the chin from Peking Man. A*P*E*, while on the ground, grabs Peking Man by the ankle and pulls him toward him, causing Peking Man to lose his balance and fall to the ground with him. A*P*E* then rolls on top of Peking Man and goes for the throat but before he can deliver the finishing blow, GAA fetches up a big rock and hits A*P*E* in the back of the head. A*P*E* in reaction to this, sinks limply to the ground beside Peking Man who, kicks GAA in the gut, causing the Giant Ape in the Amazon to drop his rock on Peking Man's other foot. Peking Man attempts to get back to his feet as his foe is forced to wince backward, but as he gets up A*P*E* clutches onto a clump of fur on his back and yanks him to the ground again. GAA, who recovers from the blow proceeds in kicking sand in both A*P*E*'s and Peking Man's eyes. This goes on for a couple of minutes before Giant Ape of the Amazon leaps into the air and tackles Peking Man. Peking Man responds to the assault by reaching up and plunging a finger into GAA's eye and presses until a runny, thick red liquid begins to flow out of GAA's eye socket. GAA gets up, right hand over his eyes before Peking Man kicks him again, this time to the ground. All three get back up. GAA pops A*P*E* in the mouth, A*P*E* slaps Peking Man on each side of the head before he covers his wound. Peking Man pokes out GAA's other eye before doing the same. So Peking Man stands with his hands covering his ears, A*P*E* his mouth and GAA his eyes!

Tim: Hah! You have to admit that is funny in a gruesome sort of way! Their the three dumb monkeys!

AJ: I think you mean wise.

Tim: No. They're pretty dumb. While those guys were slapping each other around, DK won his shoving match with Joe and propelled him to the ground before slamming a barrel down on his chest.

AJ: Where did he get that!?

Tim: I've learned not to ask questions at these things. Anyway; DK tried to punch Joe in the face, but Joe tilted his head out of the way and bit DK's hand before he had a chance to lift it back away. Donkey Kong roars before digging his claws into the ground and forcing a clump of plant and earth down on Joe's head. Joe closed his eyes, making an attempt to keep dirt from getting into his eyes and tightened his bite, feeling his upper set of fangs sinking down past flesh and bone to meat with the lower fangs. DK, now feeling a powerful pain coursing through his body begins to pound Joe's face repeatedly in an attempt to get him to let go. Noticing that wasn't working, DK delivered a punch to Joe's gut. Finally the opposing ape lets go of DK's hand, leaving two holes all the way through. DK looks at the wound in disbelieve until he is hit with a blow to the mandible from Joe, forcing him to fall backwards. Soon both apes are up and ready to fight again! Joe rears up and pounds his chest. DK takes advantage of his stomach being vulnerable and delivers a powerful blow with his good hand that knocks the wind out of Joe! Joe tries to get away from his attacker but before he can move a muscle DK fetches a boulder, lifts it over his head and brings it crashing down on Joe.

King of Mons: This match has gone on long enough!

AJ: King of Mons just killed them all with one pass of his beam.

Tim: Since Joe was the last one alive I guess he wins. Next is the Ray Harryhousen match up.

AJ: He's my hero.

Tim: Mine too... I mean right next to Iguanoman.

       VS             VS             VS      VS      
Rhedosaurus vs. Sinbad Dragon vs. Ymir vs. Gryphon vs. Giant Crab

AJ: Well the monsters have taken up starting possitions, Ymir's in the middle of the jungle area, Sinbad Dragon is on the oppisite side of Mt. Grand, Rhedosaurus is just North of him, and Giant Crabs on the beach on the outside of the jungle and Gryphin is taking up his own stance in the jungle.

Tim: The bell rings and Rhedosaurus, with some sort of grudge on Ymir charges for the outerspace monster. It doesn't take Sinbad Dragon long to notice Gryphin circling above him, while the giant crab just sinks into the sand.

AJ: What a loser.

Tim: Ymir dodges a claw lash from a reared up Rhedosaurus. Ray Harryhausen Saurus rears up again for claw lash, but this this time Ymir body slams into Rhedosaur's exposed gut, knocking him to his back. Gryphon manages to alternate his flight pattern before he flew into a steady stream of flames, and the crab has finished from sight! Ymir takes Rehdosaur's down time to soundly beat his face! Somehow Gryphon's managed to get the jump on Dragon and is now trying to tear his left forelimb off. The crab caused some sand to wiggle occasionally. SB Dragon breaks free of Gryphin's grip and gives him a head butt that sends him flying! Rhedosaurus shakes off Ymir and sinks his teeth into poor Ymir's arm! Ymir howls in agony before brutally digging the claws on his feet into the dino's back leg. The carnivorous dinosaur doesn't let go, instead he throws the Ymir towards the beach. Sensing the vibrations the curious crab peaks up from the sand to see Ymir still a good distance away and sinks back down.

AJ: Will you quit talking about the stupid crab!? Ymir gets back up, only to be tackled to the ground and mauled as Rhedosaurus sinks his fangs into Ymir's shoulder. Ymir, being no wimp, is prepared to give the dinosaur the same treatment. Rhedosaurus, surprised by a retaliation, loosens his grip and becomes the one struggling to get free. Ymir only adds to the brutality by beating the Rhedosaur's shoulder. Sick of taking punishment the dinosaur begins to stomp on Ymir's chest, drawing blood with his clawed feet. Sin Bad Dragon has tore himself free of Gryphin and is currently making a vain attempt to torch his air borne foe. Gryphin looks like he's enjoying running circles around the dizzy and frustrated dragon. What Gryohin never sees coming is when SB Dragon rears up on his hind legs and snaps his jaws down on the tip of Gryphin's wing, before dropping, dragging the bird. lion hybrid to the ground. Desperate to escape, Gryphon claws SB Dragon's side with own of his own lion hind legs, leaving five thin lines of red as proof of the attack. During their battle, Ymir and Rhedosaurus take the fight back to Mt. Grand. Ymir gives Rhedosaurus a good shove into Mt. Grand. Rhedosaurus steps on a trap during his stumble, a tube appeared in the base of Mt. Grand, and its aimed at Rhedosaurus. A missile is ejected, sent on a course to blow against Rhedosaur's hide. Rhedosaurus is badly hurt but he acts like he's found an opening! He pulls his body back out of the way of the tube but his foot stays behind. He then begins to intentionally step on the trap, sending a bombardment of missiles headed for Ymir, which proves to be more than the Venus creature can take. Ymir is the first to go out in the Ray Harrhausen match up! The force of the explosion temporarily draws the attention of all the other monsters.

[Meanwhile at the WMW base, all the WMW staff in history sit at rows of tables, Iguanaman stands at the front of all of them.

Iguanoman: This is urgent! For the first time since the WMW monsters are threatening to hurt people. We have to help Tim out of his situation! Invisible Penguin, you and Alex are to man the Gotengo and face off against King of Mons if things get hostel. Paranoia Incarnate, Kavu, Rei and Danzilla are to take the Super X and assist the Gotengo. Mr. Ed, Jojo Moss, you two stay alert, we believe they already have eight major cities targeted. Cloud227, Danzilla, Syn, you three prepare intercepting teams incase of an attack.

Alex: Sir? What are you going to do?

Iguanoman: I have my own plans...

[Back to Tim's island.]

AJ: After a short struggle the two giant reptiles overpower Gryphin and tear him apart before turning on each other. Sinbad Dragon tries to torch his enemy but the Rhedosaur backs away. This goes on for what seems like forever until they reach the beach! Don’t they remember the crab? Guess not. Crab reaches up out of the sand and pulls the Rhedosaur by his back legs down into a sand pit. The crab’s blown his cover and Sinbad Dragon torches them both in the shortest fight of the Special Event.

King of Mons: Well, as entertaining as this as been it’s time for you to die!

Tim: We’ll give up the show! That was the deal! In return you and your army wouldn’t hurt anyone!

King of Mons: Oh! Booh! Hooh! I’m Tim and mean, old Mr. King of Mons tricked me! That’s how the world works stupid!

Tim: Well AJ, I guess it’s time to say good bye.

King of Mons: That’s right! Say good bye!

AJ: Good bye!

[AJ pushes a button and Ultraman, Zone Fighter, King Kong, and King Caesar all appear . Sinbad Dragon is warped away.]

King of Mons: Idiots.

[Des Ghidorah, Dagahra and Hedorah all appear one at a time as Baltan teleports them inside the force shield Baltan himself leaves and doesn’t return once Hedorah has been dropped off.]

VS
Ultraman Narashi, Zone Fighter, King Kong & King Caesar VS. Des Ghidorah, Dagahra & Hedorah

AJ: Dagahra sends his mouth ray at Kong, but before it can impact, Ultraman leaps in front of Kong and uses his bounce-back shield. The beam is redirected and instead scores a direct hit on Hedorah. Des Ghidorah takes to the air for a flying charge at Zone Fighter, using his “pyro-road” attack to split the earth beneath him into flaming chasms, while spouting flames from his middle head. Zone Fighter manages to evade the assault. Des Ghidorah, trapped within the midst of his enemies, tries to gain altitude, but before he is able to get away, Kong leaps to his back. Weighed down by Kong, Des Ghidorah rapidly descends. Kong proceeds to beat the ancient monster’s back, while Caesar comes rushing in to drop kick the hydra in its side, sending it to the ground. Kong fell off and Caesar took his place, pounding Des Ghidorah repeatedly until two red beams from Hedorah knocked him off. Caesar turns to face his attacker.

King Caesar: That hurt! You jerk!

Tim: Hedorah fires again! One beam strikes Caesar in the forehead, the other is returned through Caesar’s eyes. The redirected projectile strikes Hedorah in the gut, forcing the toxic monster to sink back in pain.

Hedorah: Wow. That does hurt.

Tim: Hedorah regains composure only to find that King Caesar charging for him. Before he can dodge the lion god, Caesar tackles the toxic beast to the ground. Caesar begins to pound Hedorah until a beam from King of Mons sends him flying backwards to the ground.

King Caesar: What happened!?

Tim: King of Mons cheated.

King of Mons: Grow up!? Cheat or not, you can’t beat me! I’m the King of the Monsters!

[Just then a clawed hand rested on his shoulder. King of Mons turns to meet the giant grey kaiju behind him]

Gojira: Actually, that’s my title.

Tim: Before KOM knew what hit him, Gojira sent him flying with a powerful tail whip. As he’s flying Caesar jumps into the air and roundhouse kicks KOM to the ground, with such force that it shakes the island. Zone Fighter flies over his enemies to stand at Gojira’s side.

Zone Fighter: Gojira, my old friend! So good to see you.

AJ: They then take a step away from each other, allowing one of Des Ghidorah’s magma energy bolts pass between them, before scooting back together.

Gojira: It has been a long time hasn’t it?

Tim: Zone Fighter grabs a charging Dagahra by his neck, before driving his knee into the sea monster’s chin with enough force to knock the kaiju to his back.

Zone Fighter: How did you get here anyway?

Gojira: Why not ask my friends?

Zone Fighter: Friends?

Tim: There’s a whistle before all of the traitor kaiju are devastated by explosions. What was that?

AJ: If I’m not mistaken they were shells from a sub.

Invisible Penguin: Or an aero-ship!

Tim: The Gotengo just appeared out of the sea with another Xillian transport ship! And it just dropped off Drake, the Megazord, Anguiras, Gigan, Kamoebas, Gamera and Zilla.

Hero Kaiju, Gojira, Drake, Megazord, Anguirus, Gigan, Kamoebas, Gamera and Zilla all enter the arena.

AJ: Face it King of Mons, you lose!

King of Mons: Wrong!!!

[King of Mons’s mantis form is teleported into the arena by Baltan]

KOM Mantis: Baltan, give the order. Put the troops into action!

Tim: I don’t like the sound of that. And following the KOM Mantis is Megalon, Guilala, Guiron, Irys, Viras and Space Godzilla! KOM then splits into his third, amphibious form, now all three KOM monsters are here, out numbering our guys.

Vilain Kaiju, Megalon, Guilala, Guiron, Irys, Viras and Space Godzilla all enter arena.

-WMW HQ-

Mr. Ed: Whoa! Cybergodzilla just appeared and at the rate he’s going he and the Chameleon will hit Tokyo in three hours.

Cloud 227: Don’t worry! Cybersaur will take care of them! I might’ve known Cyber Godzilla was in on this!

-Back to Tim’s island-

Tim: The two forces have gathered on opposite sides of the island. Dagahra, Des Ghidorah, Hedorah and Megalon bombard our kaiju with their projectiles, except Ultraman, Zone Fighter and Zilla who are quick enough to avoid them. Gojira doesn’t seem to mind the projectiles as he’s charging straight for King of Mon. As he closes in KOM Mantis and KOM Amphibian, form a wall to protect their master. KOM Amphibian charges but Gojira only grabs it and throws the minor monster to one side. KOM Mantis swings a bladed hand at Gojira. Instead if trying to avoid the blow, Gojira grabs the limb and tosses KOM Mantis onto its brethren. The entire dark team focuses all of their fire power on Gojira, resulting in a titanic explosion. Our kaiju view the smoke cover as the perfect opening and charge! King Caesar goes after Hedorah again. The sludge beast took off in his saucer form but Caesar tackles it to the ground before it can get far. Megazord busts out his “Mega Sword” and crosses blades with the KOM Mantis. Because the mantis has two blades and the zord has only one, he can block one attack with only seconds to block the next. KOM Mantis manages to slip in between his defenses and delivers a slash across the chest, sending him staggering back in a shower of sparks. Zilla tries to torch Megalon with his blue flame breath, but Megalon uses his metallic drill hands as a shield. Megalon lets a bolt of forked lightning rip through the air at Zilla but Kong defends his partner and absorbs the energy. Kong then sends an electrified fist slam into Megalon’s chest, sending him flying into the air to smack down a flying Dagahra. Irys engages in an aerial pursuit of Drake. Drake is a skilled flyer but even he is having difficulty avoiding Irys’s spiked tentacles. Suddenly Drake feels a sharp pain in his hind leg as Irys begins to absorb his essence. Drake kicks out, his talons severing the tentacle. Drake is taken by surprise as one of his own ice beams barely misses him. Now that he has what he wanted from Drake, Irys is now out to kill the dragon. Drake takes a sharp turn, narrowly avoiding a super-sonic cutter-beam. The humanoid squid catches up with Drake and crashes, a whip-like tentacle down on Drake’s back, sending him spiraling downward to the ground.

AJ: And speaking of squids, Viras closes his head and turns himself into a giant dart, directed at Gojira. Gojira times it just right, hammering the flying monster with a sudden upper-cut, redirecting him skyward before turning him into a shower of bloody body parts with his nuclear ray.

Tim: Gojira didn’t have too much trouble with him. And now the dark kaiju are down one monster!

King of Mons: He wasn’t much of a monster anyway.

AJ: Anguiras goes into a spiked ball and flies through the air at Guiron. Guiron only uses the broad side of his knife head to bat the spiked monster away. King Caesar holds up the saucer Hedorah as a shield to take the blow of the redirected Anguiras. Ultraman and Zone Fighter double team Des Ghidorah, Ultriman on his back, restraining his heads while Zone Fighter put in a series of blows on Des Ghidorah’s chest. Des Ghidorah decides he’s had enough, rearing up, sending Ultriman to the ground before bring his weight down on Zone Fighter until he’s knocked to the ground himself by a maser discharge from the Gotengo.

Invisible Penguin: Nice shot, Alex!

Tim: Invisible Penguin! Look out Dagahra’s right behind you!

[Suddenly a blast of blue energy from the Super X, which just arrived, knocks him out of the sky.]

Paranoia Incarnate: Tim! What’s the idea of throwing a party and not inviting us!?

Tim: Ah! Man! Every one has cool weapons but us!

AJ: Doesn’t this vessel have a laser cannon.

Tim: Let me check.

[Tim presses a button and a bolt of lightning strikes the already down Dagahra from the bottom of the vessel.]

AJ: No! Space Godzilla has Kong pinned!

Tim: I got an idea!

[Tim begins feeding electrical energy from the ship into Kong, giving him enough strength to send SG flying only to smack into Guilala.]

Tim: Guilala looks upset. He threw off his own team mate and started stepping on his downed ally! Space Godzilla summons a crystal from the ground and uses it to knock off his treacherous partner. It looks like Megalon’s recovered and is now trying to beat Kamoebas, who’s hidden away in his shell. Gamera, who’s grappling with an up right Guiron, roars, averting Megalon’s attention. Kamoebas takes full advantage by peaking his head out, biting Megalons ankle and pulling him to the ground before hiding away in his shell. Megazord’s being double teamed by both of KOM’s separated monsters. The KOM Mantis is directly attacking him from the front, and the two cross blades again. All the while KOM Amphibian is coming up from behind and tackled the Megazord to the ground. KOM Mantis begins to hammer away at Megazord, but his scythes cannot penetrate the Megazord’s armor. Suddenly Gabara comes up on shore, covered in Kumunga’s webbing.

Gabara: Hey boss, that attack on Erupes not going to happen.

KOM Mantis: You honestly got your butt kicked by Kumunga!

Gabara: He had Kamacuras with him!

KOM Mantis: You’re pathetic! I can’t believe we picked you!

Tim: Just then the Megazord rolled over and kicked the KOM Amphibian in the face before he got up and used his finisher. With a swing of his sword the KOM Amphibian burst in a flash of red lightning. At that time King of Mons was using his side spikes to hold Gojira in place while Irys prepared to hit Gojira with his new ice beam, but when the KOM Amphibian is destroyed the side spikes explode, allowing Gojira to break free, grab KOM by his wings and toss the monster onto Irys.. Now the dark Kaiju are down by two monster. Gamera and Kamoebas crush Megalon between their shell by jumping backwards. Megalon falls to the ground.

Megalon: I can’t feel my arms or legs.

Kamoebas and Gamera: You’ve been shell shocked!

Tim:Gigan then approaches Kamoebas.

Kamoebas: We’re kicking butt huh?

Gigan: Oh yeah.

Tim: With out warning Gigan swings his scythe hand and takes Kamoebas’s head off!

Rei: Die traitor!

Tim: Rei throws a switch and sends a bombardment of missiles from the Super X headed at Gigan. However the projectiles don’t seem to be much of a problem for Gigan. Gigan attacks, the Super X barely avoided its cluster-laser. Super X strikes back with its own energy cannon, making a spray of sparks out Gigan’s chest. Ultraman jumps in front of the fleeing Gabara before killing him with an Ultra discuss. Drake freezes Hedorah solid before smashing him into countless pieces with his club tail. Zilla leaps on top of Des Ghidorah’s back and begins to dig his claws and teeth into his back. That is until Guiron fills his hide with shurikens. Badly injured and weakened, Zilla’s limp form falls to the ground before Des Ghidorah proceeds to stomp his head in. Now the good guys have lost Zilla! Megalon’s recovered and he’s coming at Kong. Kong grabs him by the horn and hurls the insect to the ground. Before Megalon can fight back Kong sits on him, rips off his horn and rams it through Megalon’s chest.

Gigan: Hey! No one hurts Megalon. Especially not some dumb monkey!

AJ: With that warning Gigan sends both sets of grappling cables from each hook at Kong, entangling him in the metallic restraints. Kong struggles against the cables but its no use. Kong soon meets his demise as he’s dragged into Gigan’s stomach saw. I’m not going into detail because its really not pretty. Zone Fighter sits on Dagahra’s back and proceeds to punch his face repeatedly. King Caesar steps forward to challenge Des Ghidorah. The three-headed menace rewards King Caesar for his courage with a battery of magma energy bolts and streams of flame. King Caesar only manages to throw small amounts of energy back at the hydra. Anguiras aids his comrade by tackling the hydra to the ground and digging his teeth into the dragon’s right neck. Des Ghidorah takes off into the air, Anguias in toe. Anguiras proceeds tro kick the hydra’s chest, tearing into him with his clawed feet. Des Ghidorah, dies in mid air and begins to fall. The ancient monster crushes King Caesar as it slams into the ground, killing the lion god. Anguiras survived by curling into an armored ball. Anguiras un-curls only to have himself lifted into the air by twin green beams from Space Godzilla’s shoulder crystals. Guilala uses the advantage to kill Anguiras in a bombardment of fire balls.

AJ: Well it should seem they’ve finally managed to get along, as well as tick off Gojira.

Electric Oreo: Tim? Tim? Do you read me? Listen, Bagan’s gotten loose and he’s headed back to your location!!

AJ: What’d he say?

Tim: Whoa. Ball of energy floating over the island, and Guilala’s still in physical form…. You know what that means? Bagan just changed back into his physical form and dropped to the island’s surface.

Gojira: What do you want!?

Bagan: King of Mons! Listen, this planet is mine to destroy!

Kavu: Ah!! Megazord just finished off Dagahra with his finisher!

Tim: Hey! Just who’s show is this!?

-Else Where-

Iguanoman: Come in base. Mission status!?

Syn: Good news sir! All attacking monsters repelled before they could hurt anyone. Chicago took some damage but all citizens had been transported to the safety zone.

Iguanoman: Very good. I’m approaching the island now.

Back on the island

-[ A green beam just came down from behind a cloud and killed Guiron! Its source is soon realized as a titanic, bipedal, iguana-like beast descended from the sky.]

Tim and AJ: Ultrizard!

AJ: But that can only mean…

Tim: Iguanoman!!!

[ A second Xillian saucer, carrying Iguanoman descended.]

Iguanoman: Tim! How could you let things get out of control like this!? I’m taking the damages out of your pay check!

Tim: I get a pay check.

Iguanoman: Err… Never mind.

[Iguanoman tucked Tim’s pay check further down into his back pants pocket.]

Tim: Irys finally got to try out her new ice beam and froze Drake before smashing him into countless pieces with a swing of a tentacle. Gamera hits Irys from behind with a plasma fire ball, turning the once powerful monster into a big mess. Space Godzilla uses his levitating beam to hurl the dead Guiron at Megazord, skewering the now dysfunctional mech. Suddenly Baltan appears in the arena…. And then another and another. There are now at least ten. Fifteen… Twenty… How is this possible.

King of Mons It’s really quite simple. After Dogolas used a cloning device to produce carbine copies of Zilla from a generous donation by Cyber Godzilla, his plans were foiled and that vulture Batra started using it to make copies of himself. Baltan volunteered to help me, in return he would gain a new seat of power in my universal order. Soon other kaiju came to me for their chance to rule another planet. Now I have the ultimate army.

???: That’s what you think. Baltan didn’t gain that equipment for you. He did it for me. You King of Mons were so easy to deceive.

King of Mons: Who are you! I demand you show yourself, coward!

[What remains of both sides stares to the sky in confusion and fear. A strange, silver sphere descends from the sky. It lands a descent distance from the island before it opens, revealing a baltan standing in the center of a flat, circular, silver surface before it expanded to equal the same size as the snow globe, WMW battle arena. Only this is no ordinary Baltan. Its claw hands a sharp and jagged. It has two triangular wings protruding from each shoulder. Although it is only fifty-five meters tall.]

???: I am the King of Baltan! The Baltan you know has been working for me since the start. Ah... I see Bagan is present. Bagan, I had always intended to use your strength. You could be my general. How would you like to lead the most powerful army in the universe?

Tim:Bagan! No! Remember what you were before those aliens boosted your power! You were a noble guardian of the forest. Don’t let them..

Bagan: Oh! Shut up! Listen, King of Baltan! As I’ve told King of Mons, this planet is mine! I won’t let you have it! I’ll destroy you!

AJ: Just then all twenty Baltan clones merged with King of Baltan until he was three times Bagan’s size.

Bagan:You’re still no match for me!

[Bagan begins to charge at King of Baltan when a flash of light appeared in front of him. The light faded until a black version of Bagan was standing in front of him. The creature opened its eyes, which glowed bright red before fading into a bizarre shade of green.]

King of Baltan: Bagan, meet you’re replacement… Shadow Bagan. A clone of you, Bagan, with some of my genes injected into it.

Tim: Shadow Bagan just punched normal Bagan and sent him flying clear to the other side of the island. All of the other monsters scatter into the sea except Ultrizard, Zone Fighter, Ultraman, Gamera and Gojira. An enraged Bagan gets back to his feet and sends a plasma beam in Shadow Bagan’s direction. Shadow Bagan lets a stream of red energy escape from between his jaws and push back Bagan’s beam until it reached its source, knocking Bagan back to the ground. Ultrizard takes off , his retractable spikes in ready position. Ultrizard rakes his spikes across Shadow Bagan’s chest before swinging his body around, slamming his spiked, tail club into the nightmare’s neck. Shadow Bagan didn’t even flinch, it only grabbed Ultrizard by the tail, swung him around over his head and tossed him on top of Zone Fighter. Ultraman charged, leaped into the air and used his Ultra-melee charge, for an explosive roundhouse kick to the face, causing Shadow Bagan to take a few steps backwards. Ultraman tries to kick the monster, but it liftes an open palm to block, grab his foot, then push him forward, sending him sliding across the island into Bagan, who had just got up. Gojira fires a nuclear beam, scoring a direct hit upon Shadow Bagan’s face, who made no attempt to avoid the beam. Shadow Bagan only shook off the attack. Zone Fighter pushed Ultrizard off of him before he stood, bent down on one knee and fired his “Missile Meteor Might” each of the rockets scored a direct hit on Shadow Bagan but still he hardly seemed to notice the attack.

Gamera: Let’s give this guy something he will notice.

AJ: Bagan charges at his clone while Gamera charges his Mana Blast. Bagan uses his super speed for an extremely powerful body slam. But what Bagan doesn’t realize is Shadow Bagan’s even faster than he is! Shadow Bagan gets to one side and slams Bagan sending him flying, further down the shore line. Before he can land, Shadow Bagan gets in front of him and slams back the other direction, until we’ve got a one-man volley ball game going on. Bagan’s ticked and he’s had enough. Soon after the next “serve”, he changes into his pure energy form, so that Shadow Bagan has a giant ball of explosive energy heading at him. There’s a colossal explosion and Shadow Bagan is sent to the ground. He gets up to be struck by Gamera’s Mana Blast. Bagan screams in agony, but he can still resist the force. Then Ultrizard throws in his own beam. Nope, still alive. Ultraman fires his spectrum beam. Shadow Bagan’s still tickin’. Zone Fighter adds in his fore-head laser. Gojira fires his nuclear beam, and Bagan adds in his own nuclear beam. All this power joining as they each strike Shadow Bagan’s chest, nothing can take that! After a huge explosion the only evidence of Shadow Bagan’s existence are the foot prints as he is gone entirely!

King of Baltan: No!!! You still have no chance of beating me.

Danzilla: He may be right.

Kavu: Ultraman’s forced to return to his human form!

Tim: Gamera flies at KOB and fires a trio of fire balls each detonating with explosive results but KOB doesn’t even feel it. What the!!! It’s the Super X III and its flying towards Gojira.

Announcer Bot 3000: Just because I don’t work for the WMW, doesn’t meen I don’t care about it! Gojira here take these! AJ: AB3K just dropped off the three “S” items, turning Gojira, into Super Gojira!

Announcer Bot 3000: Bagan, Gojira, I know you can beat King of Baltan if you work together.! You’re our only chance for earth to survive.

Tim: Bagan nods to Super Gojira before he leaps onto the metallic surface of King of Baltan’s arena. He charges to a point just in front of King of Baltan, before he turned around, arms extended, palms open skyward. Super Godzilla soon follows Bagan and jumps on Bagan’s hands. Began tosses him over his back, giving him more elevation to reach the much larger kaiju. He flies through the air at King of Baltan until he reaches striking distance. His fists, burning with blue radioactive energy, he punches King of Baltan across the face twice before he began to descend. King of Baltan noticed that, which is evident because he’s staggering backwards. Bagan sends a plasma beam in his direction, but King of Baltan lifts a claw in defense. Ultrizard peaks his head up out of the water and sends a green heat ray to impact into King of Baltan’s back. King of Baltan barely notices the attack from the lesser kaiju, but it provide enough of a distraction for Super Gojira to fire his naval ray. King of Baltan is furious. He swings a mammoth claw Bagan barely evades with his high speed. KOB lifts his tremendous claws and sends twin beams of white energy into the sky which then turns into a rain of smaller, less powerful energy bolts. Its still enough to devastate and rock the entire arena and bringing both Baltan and Super Gojira to the ground. Ultrizard had to dive down deep under water to avoid the falling energy himself. Bagan becomes a ball of energy and hovers behind KOB before sending his own rain of energy to bash into his back. Bagan then returns to a physical form, allowing himself to drop down to King of Baltan’s back, digging his claws into his back, and then he begins to scale his enemy. During this time Super Gojira positioned himself behind King of Baltan and punched the back of his knee with a super-charged fist, forcing KOB to drop to his knee. Super Gojira jumped back in front of King of Baltan and made an attempt to punch his lowered gut. King of Baltan caught his fists in his giant claws. But at that time Bagan had reached King of Baltan’s shoulder and drove both of his fists down on King of Baltan’s bug-like eyes. King of Baltan howled as he leaned forward, throwing Bagan back to the floor of the arena. He then threw Super Godzilla into the ocean. Super Gojira waded back to the arena and fired his nova mouth ray at King of Baltan. The titan blocked the attack but when his first attack failed he fired his naval beam. Bagan fired his own plasma beam, the two beams merged into a single spiral beam of white and blue energy. King of Baltan blocks but the spiral beam is so powerful it bores straight through his claw then through his head. Moments later the King of Baltan exploded.

AJ: That was long and tiring. But it was cool!

Tim: That it was folks. And remember to tune in next week for the first round of the Draconic Tournament ! A tournament in which only dragon monsters may participate. At the end of the tournament a new type of trophy will be awarded! Also currently we’re looking for a replacement for AJ. If you’re interested type up the following matches:

Gappa vs. Gorgo
Orochi vs. Kaiser Ghidorah
Kothoga vs. Graboid
King Caesar vs. Megalon-Basic Belt Match.

Tim: I'd like to find a replacement by the 22nd.

-Tim

WMW Co-Host