AJ: Hello and welcome to another episode of Fatal Friday Fights!

Tim: And to start off the show we have two Toho Kaiju making their debut today in a battle of super sonic beasts it’s Megaguiras vs. Rodan! You see Megaguiras wants revenge on Rodan’s kind for eating their early stage, Meganuron.

       VS      
Megaguiras                               Rodan

Tim: For this match the arena has become a tropical island with lots of greenery and large mountains, perfect for two kaiju of the skies to fight to the end.

AJ: Or pin.

Tim:What ever. Doesn’t matter how Rodan beats Megaguiras.

AJ: What do you mean?

Tim: Well it’s pretty obvious Rodan will win.

AJ: I think Megaguiras has a good chance of winning.

Tim: About as much of a chance that the military has of destroying Gojira. Anyway, Rodan is warped onto a perch at the peek of the mountain and Megaguiras is warped onto the beach. With a loud cry Megaguiras takes to the air and flies circles around Rodan, causing massive explosions all around the mountain peek and the pterosaur’s body from the super sonic waves. Rodan expels his(?) uranium beam and Megaguiras, flying around in circles, flies directly into the blast. There is a huge explosion and the weak dragon fly goes rolling down the side of the mountain. Megaguiras manages to get into the air and heads for Rodan who also takes off and flies toward him.

AJ: The two fly toward one another, behind them is a series of explosions from their sonic waves. They are about to collide when Rodan flips so that his chest faces the bottom of Megaguiras as they pass. Both monsters are engulfed in massive explosions from the other’s super sonic attack. Rodan crashes into the artificial ocean and Megaguiras crashes into the beach on the other side of the island. Megaguiras gets back to the air and takes to the sky. A blaze of energy flares up from the ocean and Rodan rises out of the ocean and into the sky as well. Rodan slices through the air in a spiral flip and as he flies through the sky slices into Megaguiras’ hide with his claws.

Tim: As soon as Rodan stabilizes his flight Magaguiras blazes through the air and lands on Rodan’s back and pieces Rodan’s hide with his stinger tail. The loser dragon fly then begins to absorbs Rodan’s energy.

AJ: Megaguiras is not a loser!

Tim: Sure believe what you want. Anyway Megaguiras is still positioned on top of Rodan and is still soaking up energy. Rodan goes into a spiral and smashes Megaguiras into the side of the mountain peek. Megaguiras falls to the ground and rolls down onto the base of the mountain. Rodan lands in front of him and roars at the dragon fly, now crippled with no wings and is missing two legs on the left side of his body and one on his right, and lacking one claw.

AJ: But what’s this!? Megaguiras has absorbed enough energy and flings a plasma ball from his tail, knocking Rodan to the ground. Once on the ground Megaguiras crawls on top of Rodan and pins…1...2... Megaguiras stops his pin and instead slices into Rodan’s neck with it’s formidable pincers. And Megaguiras wins.

Tim: Ah! I’m getting really annoyed with this bug! First Bagan on Thursday Thrash now Rodan! He always wins!!! Next week Megaguiras faces Kiryu! Surely the mighty mech will stop that insect’s winning streak!

AJ: Well anyway the next match is Titanosaurus vs. C-Rex.

       VS      
Titanosaurus                                      C-Rex

AJ: For this match we have kept the island terrain. Titanosaurus and C-Rex are warped facing each other near the center of the land mass. The bell rings and C-Rex wraps his top tentacles around Titanosaur’s maw, his lower tentacles around the aquatic dinosaur’s wrists and he sprays ink into Titanosaurus’s eyes. C-Rex then wrestles the dinosaur to the ground and body slammed Titanosaurus. Titanosaurus forces C-Rex and gets up then blindly swings for his opponent. C-Rex takes advantage of his foe’s misfortune and kicks Titanosaurus in the stomach, and the dinosaur falls to the ground.

Tim: Wow. Those ink blasts to the eyes sure are effective. C-Rex pins the dinosaur..1...2... Titanosaurus forces the creature off of him, leaving marks from the tentacles. The aquatic reptilian then tossed Crustaceous Rex into the side of the mountain and gets to his feet. Then, still blinded by the ink, swings his tail in the direction he had tossed C-Rex, creating strong winds and sending trees crashing into C-Rex. Crustaceous Rex has that tough armor and so the trees do very little damage. C-Rex gets back up and charges at Titanosaurus, ramming into the dinosaur’s back. They both crash onto the ground and Titanosaurus rubs his eyes and clears away most of the ink, but is still having trouble to see.

AJ: The sudden light intake must hurt his eyes. C-Rex some how gets back to his feet and charges at Titanosaurus the dinosaur side steps and C-Rex crashes to the ground. C-Rex gets up and squirts ink at Titanosaur’s eyes but the dinosaur raises his right hand and allows the substance to hit it instead. C-Rex releases more ink at the dinosaur but Titanosaurus turns and swings his fan-like tail, sending the ink back at C-Rex, blinding him instead. While C-Rex can’t see Titanosaurus lifts the beast over his head and tosses him into the base of the mountain. Titanosaurus then tosses a boulder up at the mountain, causing a rock slide that buries C-Rex alive, leaving only his leg and his head exposed. Titanosaurus walks to the beast and bites his head, it’s over. Titanosaurus wins!

Tim: Well that was interesting but now it is time for our next match. What the heck is that flying thing coming into the island arena? It’s Godzookie! And his opponent has just been warped onto the beach, it’s Minya!

       VS      
Minya                                      Godzookie

Tim: Godzookie lands on the beach in front of Minya and the “fight” begins. Godzookie huffs clouds of smoke into Minya’s face Minya fights back with a nuclear smoke ring. Godzookie backs away from Minya who releases another smoke ring. Minya punches Godzookie in the stomach and Godzookie fights back by kicking Minya in the shin. Minya looks to be in excruciating pain. Godzookie then punches Minya in the chest repeatedly. Minya smacks Godzookie’s hands away with his tail and runs away. Godzookie stomps on Minya’s tail and Minya expels a nuclear beam from his maw. Minya turns around and the blast strikes Godzookie, resulting in an explosion and knocks Godzookie to the ground. Minya fires another nuclear ray at the fallen Godzookie. Minya then leaps on to Godzookie and pins...1...2...3. Well Minya won this awkward looking match. Surprisingly quick too. Next match is for the Legendary Belt, Daimajin vs. Cyclops.

AJ: That was it!? What a rip! How boring!

Tim: AJ calm down. We’ve had short matches before. Remember Hydra’s battle with Griffon?

AJ: Yeah I was up set with that one too.

Tim: Let’s just go to the Legendary Belt match shall we?

AJ: Sure.

       VS      
Daimajin                                                                     Cyclops

AJ: And for this match the arena stays as the island terrain. Cyclops and Majin are warped on the South beach facing each other. Cyclops starts the match by pounding Majin in the face twice and the stone Majin is made out of causes Cyclops’ hand to bleed. Majin with draws his sword and throws it to the ground and moves in for a physical attack. Majin karate chops Cyclops in the back of the neck and punches the beast in the stomach. He then delivers a powerful high kick to Cyclops, hitting him in the lower jaw and knocking him to the ground. Cyclops gets back to his goat feet and charges at Majin. He raises both hands above his head and brings them crashing down on to Majin’s chest plate. Cyclops raises his hand over his head to do again but Majin evades the left hand and catches the right and flips Cyclops over his shoulder.

Tim: Cyclops stands no chance against Majin it’s embarrassing. Oh wait Cyclops is brainless and can’t be embarrassed.

AJ: But Cyclops rises his feet again and charges at Majin who side steps the charge and extends his foot out and kicks Cyclops in his goat-like ankle, causing him to fall to the ground.

Majin: Is there no worthy adversary?

Tim: Is that a person down on the battle field? Wait the being is morphing itself into a terrible eight headed beast. It’s Orochi! Orochi expels flame from all his heads and torches Cyclops. Cyclops falls to the ground dead.

Orochi: I am a worthy opponent and I will be taking that title from you! What’s this?

Tim: An ugly twin headed vulture warps into the arena.

AJ: Hey isn’t that Roc?

Tim: Yes I do believe it is.

AJ: What does he want?

Roc: I’ll tell you what I want I want that title!

Tim: Okay next week you and Orochi are in a triangle match with Daimajin. Last man…Err…monster standing wins the belt.

Roc & Orochi: Fine!

Orochi: I hope you are ready to be destroyed, Daimajin.

AJ: Well this should be entertaining. Come back next week to watch what looks to be a promising match.

Tim: Until then good bye!

-Tim

WMW Co-Host