Tim: This is the eighth edition of Fatal Friday Fights and first off we have an announcement. Later on tonight it was planned for “Shell Shock” to battle with Griffon and Manticore but Kamoeba has gone on strike.

[-Tape Begins-

Kamoeba: I refuse to fight until all my demands are met! I want six orcas to eat a day and one blue whale each day. Until I get these I will participate in no match!

Gamera: But I need you to fight with me in the tag team match!

Kamoeba: I don’t see why I should go out there and get my butt kicked if I’m not getting anything good out of it!

Gamera: Hmm… Good point.

-Tape Ends-]

Tim: So Drake and Draco will fight Manticore and Griffon instead. Now for the first match we have Gojira vs. Hanna Barbara Godzilla and Marvel Godzilla in a Gauntlet Match, meaning as soon as the first opponent is defeated the second immediately arrives to fight.

       VS      
Gojira                                   Marvel & Hanna Barbara Godzilla

Tim: For this match the Beta 19 has recreated Isle Nublar, the original Site A. for InGen’s Jurassic Park facility. For this match all three Godzilla monsters have been shrunken down to only twenty-five feet. The Marvel Godzilla and the real Gojira are warped into the Tyrannosaur’s exhibit and the fight is on! Gojira doesn’t even wait for the bell before releasing a nuclear ray but it goes straight up into the air (and incinerates some tree limbs).

Gojira: I did not agree to let you turn me into a weakling!

Tim: But Marvel Godzilla shows no sympathy to the shrunken king and blasts him with his flame breath. The flames crackle against Gojira’s chest but does no noticeable damage. Marvel Godzilla then uproots a tree and uses it to whack Gojira across the face, snapping the tree in half in doing so. Gojira faces Marvel Godzilla and punches him in the jaws. Marvel Godzilla falls back but Gojira grabs a hold of his right arm with his right hand and yanks him back up so his face meets with his fist again. Then using both of his hands, Gojira lifts Marvel Godzilla over his head and tosses him. Sparks fly as Marvel Godzilla’s flying form snaps the electric wires that enclose the area. Marvel Godzilla lands onto gravel and a metal track of which the robotic tour cars of Jurassic Park follow. Gojira comes out through a different section of the fence, plowing his body through the wires for fun. Marvel Godzilla gets up only to be tackled to the ground again. Gojira gets off of Marvel Godzilla and fires his nuclear beam at his fallen counterpart. Marvel Godzilla is soon hidden by an explosion and Gojira roars at his enemy. His roar is answered when a blast of flame flies out of the cloud of dust and hits Gojira in the face and forces him on his back. Marvel Godzilla is back up and Gojira gets to his feet as well. Gojira looks at one of the cables from the rex pen next to him and grabs one. He then pulls it off of the support using his beam to shorten it. He then swings it, using it as a whip and leaves a welt on the left side of Marvel Godzilla’s face. Gojira continues the assault, leaving more cuts and welts up and down Marvel Godzilla’s left leg. Marvel G releases a wild stream of flames and melts the cable. Gojira fires a weak nuclear beam, which hits Marvel G in the chest and smoke rises from it. Marvel G turns around and runs away and Gojira goes on the chase.

They go down the road and the two green robotic tour cars come down the track. Marvel G picks up a car, yanking it off the track before throwing it to crash into Gojira’s chest. Gojira stumbles backward then shakes off the attack and goes back on the chase. Gojira picks up the second car and rips off the front, left tire. Marvel Godzilla is hit in the back with the tire. Marvel G growls and turns around to be slammed in the face with the rest of the car. Marvel Godzilla falls to the ground and real Godzilla lifts him back up and tosses him in to the dilophosaur pen. Gojira then fires his nuclear beam at the base of the tree next to his fallen foe and the tree crashes down on Marvel G. Marvel Godzilla free him self and gets up as Gojira smashes through a section of the cage’s fence after him. Marvel Godzilla torches Gojira with his breath weapon with no effect. Marvel Godzilla decides to go with a physical attack and charges Gojira. Gojira steps to the side and gives Marvel Godzilla a tail whip to the stomach. Marvel Godzilla grabs Gojira’s tail and pulls him in front of himself before body slamming Gojira to the ground. Marvel G then proceeds to beat Gojira’s chest with his fists repeatedly. Gojira does not tolerate such treatment and fires a blast of blue radioactive energy from his that knocks Marvel G off of him and onto the ground. Gojira grabs onto the fallen Marvel Godzilla’s head and begins to smash his head into a tree again and again. Marvel Godzilla kicks Gojira in the stomach and the king of monsters backs away from his counterpart. Marvel Godzilla gets back up and pushes a tree down but Gojira avoids the falling lumber. Gojira fires another blast of nuclear energy at Marvel Godzilla’s feet resulting in explosions. Marvel G winces back from the heat and torches the surrounding trees, causing a forest fire. Marvel Godzilla runs deeper into the forest as the fire spreads, using the smoke to make him hard to see. Gojira chases after him and a tree falls. Gojira grabs it and lifts the burnt plant over his head and throws it. The flying material smashes into the back of Marvel Godzilla’s knees and brings him to the ground.

Gojira: Come here coward!

Tim: And with that Gojira grabs Marvel G, rolls him over and pins…1...2 Marvel Godzilla bites onto Gojira’s shoulder…3 Gojira has beaten one with one to go.

Gojira hears a roar and over the burning trees he sees two beams of red light ascending up from the ground. Gojira walks over, determined to find the source of the lights and he comes to an open area. In front of the visitor center is a twenty-five ft. version of HB Godzilla shooting his eye beams straight up. He ends his eye beams and looks at Gojira.

Tim: Gojira fires a nuclear beam and HB Godzilla fires his eye beams and the two energy bodies clash with a ball of glowing yellow energy between the two. Gojira’s beam easily pushes back the eye lasers and blasts HB Godzilla, sending him crashing through the wall of the facility behind him. Gojira bends over and walks through the hole in the wall to get to HB Godzilla who rolls farther in before using his eye lasers which hit above Gojira, bringing ruble falling on him. HB Godzilla then tackles Gojira and they both fall back out side. HB Godzilla makes an attempt to pin but Gojira releases a powerful nuclear pulse that gets his counterpart off of him and destroys half of the building beside them. Gojira then gets up and uses his claws to leaving four lines of red across HB Godzilla’s chest. HB Godzilla attacks with his flame breath but does no damage to Gojira. HB Godzilla fires his eye lasers and the two beams of heat and light energy strike Gojira in the chest. Gojira absorbs the energy from the beams and his dorsal fins glow red. Gojira opens his mouth and fires a massive red spiral beam from his mouth. The beam hits HB Godzilla in the stomach and sends him flying back, smashing through a tyrannosaur skeleton and then through one of the remaining walls. HB Godzilla stubles back onto his feet and picks up half of a tyrannosaur skull and tosses it at Gojira. The fossil smashes into Gojira’s shoulder but crumbles into dust as it makes contact with Gojira. Gojira charges HB Godzilla and body slams into him to the ground and pins just as the rest of the structure collapses…1...2.…3 Gojira wins!

Tim: We now take you to AJ reporting from a blimp over monster island.

AJ: Looking down to the island I can see that in the jungle a tag team match has began between Gorgo and Gorosaurus vs. King Kong and Peking Man.

       VS      
Gorgo& Gorosaurus                                      King Kong & Peking Man

AJ: Peking Man charges at Gorosaurus who only hits him with one of his patented kangaroo drop kicks, forcing PM on his back.

Mean while King Kong pounds his chest before lunging at Gorgo who side steps the attack and pounds on his back with closed fists.

Peking Man gets up and tackles Gorosaurus to the ground but Gorosaurus fights back by slashing at Peking Man with his small arms. Peking Man pins..1 but what’s this? T-Rexx storms out of the jungle and head butts Peking Man and forcing him off of Gorosaurus.

During this time King Kong leaps onto Gorgo’s back, using his hand-like feet to hold on to Gorgo’s legs near her hips to keep him on while he pounds her back with his fists. While Gorosaurus is fighting with Peking Man T-Rexx walks behind Gorgo and bites King Kong’s right arm and pulls him off of Gorgo.In anger Kong gets up and pounds on the side of Rexx’s jaws, wrestles him to the ground the grabs onto his jaws and begins to pull them apart to break his jaws. Before Kong can complete the task Gorgo cuts his arms with her claws, forcing Kong to let go of Rexx with his left arm and Rexx’s jaws slam shut on Kong’s right hand. Kong roars in pain and backs away to discover that all of his fingers (but not his thumb) on his right hand have been severed.

Peking Man punches Gorosaurus in the stomach and then grabs on to Gorosaurus’ jaws and throws him in to the ground. Gorosaurus (on his back) uses his tail to smash into the chin of the “Mighty” Peking Man forcing him backwards while Gorosaurus get back to his feet. Gorosaurus locks his jaws on Peking Man’s arm and uses his jaws to force him to the ground with a flick of the neck. While he’s on the ground Gorosaurus begins to stomp on Peking Man who then grabs Gorosaurus by the ankle and he pulls it toward him, forcing Gorosaurus to land on his back. Peking Man then gets up and begins to pound on Gorosaurus’ neck. Seeing this Rexx charges at Peking Man and head butts him again. Peking Man stumbles back then prepares to slam his fists down on T-Rexx’s skull when Gorosaurus kangaroo kicks the ape from behind and he stumbles toward Rexx and the therapod gives him a tail whip to the stomach sending him stumbling back to Gorosaurus who gives him another kick to the back of the head, knocking him unconscious. The two dinosaurs then go to help Gorgo battle Kong.

Gorgo is being punched and pounded when Gorosaurus bites on to his left arm and T-Rexx his right. Gorgo gets back up and begins to punch and slash Kong but Kong breaks away from Rexx and runs away with Rexx close behind. Kong then turns around and grabs Rexx by the back of the neck (hard to do with all those missing fingers) then turns the struggling Rexx to his team mates and tosses him into Gorgo and they both crash to the ground. Kong then punches the chest of the charging Gorosaurus with his left hand. Gorosaurus gags as he backs away from the gorilla. Suddenly Gorgo holds one of his arms while Rexx bites the other. Kong turns his head and bites T-Rexx in the neck, killing the dinosaur but he has left his own neck exposed in doing so and Gorosaurus slams his jaws down on Kong’s neck, killing the ape.

Tim: Huh… I thought Kong and Peking Man would win. Oh well now time for “Combination” with Manticore and Griffon to battle “Dragons With Heart” with Draco and his son Drake.

       VS      
Manticore & Griffon                                      Drake & Draco

AJ: The four mythic beasts have just arrived on the island and are now ready to do battle on the shore.

Draco: Hey Manticore remember me!?

Manticore: I’ll kill you for sure this time!

AJ: And with that Manticore and Drake run at each other, but before Drake reaches Manticore, Draco sets his scorpion tail on fire and soon it drops off. Draco is then body slammed by Griffon.

Draco: I was taken out of Dragon Heaven for this!?

AJ: Draco kicks the bird/lion off of him and then makes an attempt to set the beast aflame but it takes to the air and Draco takes off in chase.

Drake fires his ice breath but Manticore evades the breath weapon. Manticore rams into Drake bringing him to the ground and then bites his left front leg. Drake uses his hind legs and kicks Manticore again and again until it lets go and Drake takes to the air.

Draco tries to torch Griffon but the agile flying creature avoids the flames. The beast then makes a tight turn and uses it’s bird-like talons and hooked beak to cut up Draco’s hide, but being so close gives Draco a clear shot at the beast and he fires his flame breath but the Griffon takes off just in time. Griffon turns again and slams into Draco and the two crash into the ocean, where Draco has an advantage. Griffon struggles to keep its head out of the water while swimming toward land, while Draco swims through the water with flawless form and incredible ease. Griffon comes close to the shore when suddenly the surrounding water turns red and Griffon stops moving and then sinks to the bottom of the ocean.

Drake is still flying through the air chasing after Manticore and they’re… they’re flying this way! They are flying above our blimp! Drake scores a direct hit on Manticore who is frozen solid and is falling down toward us! The frozen body of Manticore slices the blimp open with its sharp frozen wing and the blimp begins to descend.

[AJ is ejected from the blimp and parachutes down to Monster Island and makes a “safe” landing.]

AJ: Oh no! I’m on Monster Island! I don’t want to be here!

Tim: Uh… he’ll be fine, now it’s time for the Legendary Belt Match.

       VS      
Daimajin                                                                     Gekido-Jin

Tim: For this match the Beta 19 has turned our satellite arena into a mixed arena, part of the arena is forest, another fourth of the arena is stone, another sand and the last quarter of the arena is water. Daimajin is warped onto the stone and Gekido-Jin is warped into the forest terrain. Gekido-Jin holds his hammer directly beneath the head and Majin walks to face him and the two samurais bow to each other before preparing for battle.

Gekido-Jin twirls his hammer before lifting it with both hands, over his head then brings it down but Majin summons up a wall of stone and Gekido-Jin’s hammer crashes down onto the wall instead. Majin unsheathes his sword, brings down his wall and swings his sword at Gekido-Jin who uses the handle of the hammer to block the attack. Then quickly, Majin fires a ball of fire from his palm at Gekido-Jin which sends him sliding backwards. Gekido-Jin uses his hammer to jab Majin and force him back onto the sand terrain. Then Gekido-Jin swings his hammer so that the hammer smashes into Majin sending him stumbling backwards. Gekido-Jin slams into Majin sending him back even farther then punches him back forcing him to fall into the water. Suddenly a massive title wave forms from the water as Majin floats out of the water. With a quick hand motion the wave crashes down onto Gekido-Jin forcing him backwards.

Majin: At last a worthy opponent. Last week was too easy. I don’t see how that weakling serpent held the belt for so long.

Tim: Following that comment Gekido-Jin gets up and tosses his hammer at Majin. Majin, using his mastery of the elements creates a tornado and the swirling vortex throws the hammer back at Gekido-Jin. Gekido-Jin only catches his weapon and readies for an attack. Majin comes on off of the sand, onto the stone to have hand to hand combat with Gekido-Jin. Gekido-Jin swings his hammer horizontally but Majin ducks and uses his blade to leave a scratch on his opponent’s armor. Gekido-Jin starts to make a movement with his hammer and Majin ducks to avoid what looks to be an attack but Gekido-Jin did not complete the move and instead kicked Majin’s lowered face. Majin flings back upward and backs away. Majin lifts his left hand which is holding his sword and swings it down but Gekido-Jin grabs his wrist and jabs him with his hammer. Then Gekido-Jin spins around smashing his hammer head into the side of Majin’s head and Majin fell onto his side and drops his sword. Gekido-Jin then repeatedly kicks the warrior of stone repeatedly. Majin summons a blast of fire from his palms which blows Gekido-Jin away from Majin and onto his back. Majin then creates rock shackles around Gekido-Jin’s wrists and ankles then Majin pins…1...2...3! Daimajin still holds the Legendary Belt! [AJ enters the room.]

Tim: Uh… Hi AJ.

AJ: Next week you go in the blimp.

Tim: Uh… I think we’ll have all the matches up here next week. Well good bye!

-Tim

WMW Co-Host