Tim: Hello and welcome to Fatal Friday Fights #7! And to start off the show we have Gojira vs. the Dark Horse comic book version of himself! Oh boy! I’m so excited this will be one of the best matches ever on this show!

       VS      
Gojira                                   Dark Horse Godzilla

Tim: For this battle the Beta 19 has recreated Fight Island for this event. Both Godzilla monsters are warped into the park and the battle is on!!! DH Godzilla charges at the real Godzilla and clamps his jaws down on Gojira’s right arm. Gojira roars before smashing his left fist down onto DH Godzilla’s skull. DHG backs away from his counterpart and fires his nuclear beam. Gojira leaps into the air and twists and shifts his body to evade the beam weapon the blaze of energy instead decimates a group of buildings behind Gojira. DH Godzilla seems surprised by the action his counterpart has taken and stares in shock. DH Godzilla is completely open to attack and Gojira takes full advantage by delivering a powerful tail whack to the side of DH Godzilla’s head. DH Godzilla falls to the ground, onto his side. Gojira grabs him by the shoulder and picks him up onto his feet before delivering a punch to DH Godzilla’s face. Dark Horse Godzilla slides backward but is able to keep his balance. DH Godzilla runs forward and delivers an uppercut to Gojira and the King of Monsters stumbles backward. DH Godzilla follows up the last action with a punch to Gojira’s chest. Gojira winces back, roaring in pain. Gojira surges forward and kicks DH Godzilla in the stomach. DH Godzilla steps back away from Gojira. The two then lunge at each other and lock claws and begin shoving each other back. Then both nuclear beasts release a nuclear pulse at the same time and “the Snow Globe” is flooded with intense light, so bright I must look away.

Now the light begins to dim and I see that the entire area where the Godzilla monsters were last seen is completely engulfed by smoke. As the smoke clears I see that… ONE OF THEM HAS BECOME SUPER GODZILLA!!! NO THEY BOTH HAVE BECOME SUPER GODZILLA!!! Wow what a development! Well the match continues regardless. To avoid confusion Dark Horse Godzilla will be called Super Godzilla and the real Godzilla will be called Super Gojira. Super Godzilla releases a golden Nova Beam from his mouth. The beam collides into Super Gojira’s chest and sends him sliding backward. The wave of energy ends and Super Gojira retaliates by flinging a ball of yellow energy from the tip of his tail, which detonates as it collides into Super Godzilla’s left knee. Super Godzilla is knocked off balance and is then hit with another ball of energy, this time to his chest , causing him to fall. Super Gojira approaches and grabs with both hands, Super Godzilla’s right arm, and with all the strength he can summon Super Gojira hurls Super Godzilla over several buildings and Super Godzilla smashes into Ouch Tower. Super Gojira stares at the area where he has just sent his foe and watches for any sign of his enemy, knowing he has yet to have been destroyed. Suddenly a beam of yellow energy passes through each building and collides into Super Gojira’s torso, sending the giant sliding backwards. Super Godzilla then comes charging at Super Gojira, slamming through buildings as if they were only empty air. Super Godzilla then smashes through the last building and into the park where Super Gojira is. Super Godzilla holds up a clenched fist and it begins to glow blue. Super Godzilla then throws a punch and puts all of his upper weight into it. Super Godzilla’s glowing fist collides into Super Gojira’s chest with explosive results. Super Gojira steps back and shakes off the blow before firing a massive blast of bluish energy with, strangely enough a reptilian head on the end. The energy collides into Super Godzilla and with a massive explosion Super Godzilla is sent flying back to the edge of the arena. Once Super Godzilla is up again he to uses his naval beam which sends Super Gojira flying back to the opposite side of the arena. Super Gojira shakes his head for a bit then comes charging at Super Godzilla. Super Godzilla does the same and they meet half way. Super Gojira punches Super Godzilla in the face, forcing him to fall back, on his way down Super Godzilla lashes at Super Gojira, leaving three thin lines of blood on Super Gojira’s left cheek. Super Gojira roars in pain as Super Godzilla crashes to the ground. The two get back up and lock claws with each other. They then begin a shoving match. They continue for a small amount of time before Super Godzilla fires a yellow Nova Beam into Super Gojira’s face sending him stumbling backward. Super Godzilla suddenly reverts back into Dark Horse Godzilla, Super Gojira takes advantage by plowing a glowing fist into Dark Horse Godzilla’s face, knocking him onto his back. Super Gojira then changes back into Gojira and he leaps onto his counter part and pins…1...2...3. Gojira wins!

Tim: Now for our second match we have a match between two crustaceans.

       VS      
Ebirah                                      Ganime

Tim This match will take place on the shores of Monster Island. Now here is AJ, reporting from a blimp above the island.

AJ: It looks as though Ganime has risen up from the sea and is now standing on the the North beach. Ebirah comes up on shore soon after. Ebirah approaches Ganime and uses the side of his claw to hammer on Ganime’s hard shell. Ganime is pushed to the side and crashes through a group of trees. Ganime lashes up with one of it’s claws and snips off one of Ebirah’s eyes! Ebirah screeches in pain and backs away from Ganime. Ebirah reaches up with his claws and grabs onto Ganime’s. He then forcefully shoves Ganime’s claws into his eyes and…

AJ: Sorry we had to cut the match sort. Ebirah had used Ganime’s own claws to give the lobster quite a head ache if you know what I mean.

Tim: What AJ is trying to say is that Ebirah forced Ganime’s claws through his brain. We’ll come back to AJ for the first Legendary Belt Match held on Earth. Now its time for a tag team match, with the “G-Force Mechs” vs. “FREEZ”.

       VS      
Cybersaur & the All-Terraintula                                      Zigra & Barugon

Tim: For this battle the arena has become a replica of Tallahassee, Florida. Cybersaur enters the West end of the arena and All-Terraintula is warped to the South. Zigra is warped to the North end and Barugon is warped to the East.

The bell rings and All-Terraitula begins by sending a blast of energy from the cannon beneath its eyes at Barugon, who evades the attack by leaping out of the way. Barugon attacks with his energy rainbow which scores a direct hit on the All-Terraintula who only catches the beam weapon and returns the energy at Barugon. Barugon is badly injured and falls to the ground.

Cybersaur uses its rocket boosters to close the distance between it and Zigra. The mechanized dinosaur grabs onto both of Zigra’s arms/fins. Zigra uses the spike above his maw and pries it under a plate on Cybersaur’s left wrist. Zigra then flicks his head up and leaves only an exposed metallic skeleton where the wrist cannon once was. Zigra then pulls his left fin away and Cybersaur’s left hand breaks off allowing the space shark to escape. Zigra then begins to smack Cybersaur’s head with his fins. Cybersaur jabs Zigra with its left arm and the exposed wires send volts of electricity into the fish’s body. Zigra shakes violently before finally backing away. Zigra fires its red beam but it doesn’t effect Cybersaur because it isn’t alive. Cybersaur fires a beam from his mouth that detonates against Zigra’s chest, forcing him to wince back. Cybersaur then unleashes its chest ray which delivers the final blow to Zigra and he falls to the ground and taps out.

Barugon is being chased by the All-Terraintula. Barugon looks back and sprays his freezing mist onto All-Terraintula until the on board computer freezes over and the machine is disabled. He then delivers a powerful tail whip to the side of the mechanical tarantula’s head. The All-Terraintula’s head breaks off and falls to the ground as the body explodes.

Cybersaur flies to Barugon and grabs him by the horn. Then Cybersaur swings the lizard and smashes him through a building, after that Cybersaur tosses the beast away. Barugon fires his rainbow at Cybersaur which only recharges the lost energy. Barugon sprays his freezing mist at Cybersaur but the machine fires off its shoulder cannons, which eat through the mist and collide into Barugon. Barugon winces back but then out of rage rams into Cybersaur. The mech slides back then Barugon hooks his horn beneath Cybersaur’s chest plate and begins to rip away chunks of the mech’s armor. Cybersaur quickly acknowledges the attack and grasps onto Barugon’s horn before it could do more damage. Cybersaur then forces Barugon under his rocket booster and ignites it, giving Barugon third degree burns. Barugon breaks free from Cybersaur’s grip. Barugon uses his freezing mist to cool off the rocket booster before shoving his horn up into the booster causing it to explode. Barugon then sprays his mist inside the hole left in Cybersaur’s legs. The mist dies its job and stops up the gears, disabling the mech’s legs. Cybersaur tail whips Barugon, destroying the rocket booster on the tip of the mech’s tail but it brings Barugon in front of Cybersaur where its missiles could finish off Barugon. Cybersaur fires all its missiles which detonate against Barugon. The blast causes Cybersaur to fall onto its back but Barugon is dead and the “G-Force Mechs” win!

And now to AJ with the last match of the day.

       VS      
Hydra                                                                     Daimajin

AJ: Hey its AJ! I’ve been suffering from motion sickness but am over that now! Oh right the match! Majin has just arrived using his mastery of the elements float onto the island. Hydra slithers out of a cave on shore and hisses at Majin. Majin charges at Hydra who lashes out with his seven heads and Majin backs away. Diamajin then uses his mastery of the elements to produce a gust the sends sand into Hydra’s eyes. Daimajin takes advantage of his oppenent and unsheathes his blade. Majin grabs onto one of the heads and forces its jaws open and then slides his blade down the head’s throat, leaving a cut on the inside of its neck. The head suffocates in its own blood and dies but the other six heads are back on the attack. Three heads wrap around each of the statues ankles and then pull, bring the statue on its back. Hydra then slithers onto Majin (dragging its dead head) and pins …1...2 But suddenly a blade sticks up out of Hydra’s back. Daimajin gets up with Hydra impaled on his blade. He slides off Hydra then uses his mastery of the elements to surround Hydra in rock. Hydra is now trapped inside a boulder which Majin lifts and throws into the ocean making him the new holder of the Legendary Belt!

Well that’s all the time we have.

Tim: Good bye everyone!

-Tim

WMW Co-Host