Tim:Welcome to Fatal Friday fights. Sorry for the long delay you see I was having my house fumigated for insects and…

AJ: Your just making that stuff up aren’t you?

Tim: And incase you didn’t notice AJ is back!

AJ: Hi everyone!

       VS      ;VS      
Giant African Bat                          Batragon                          Bagorah

Tim: Now for the first match of the show. it’s a three-way-bat-duel! For this battle the battle field has become Chicago. All three bat monsters are warped into the arena and perch onto a building, Bagorah chooses the Sears Tower as his perch.

AJ: The bell rings and the battle begins! Bagorah and Giant African Bat both begin the match by releasing a super sonic scream at each other. The windows on the Sears Tower beneath Bagorah all burst and the building the Giant African Bat rests on totally collapses and Giant African Bat falls to the ground.

Tim:Batragon takes off and using his clawed hind legs kicks at Bagorah’s back. Bagorah swings his head back and releases a sonic scream that sends Batragon spiraling back and crashing his head into the Field Museum (no dinosaur fossils were harmed in the making of this program. Also the museum is closer to the city than it should). Batragon gets up and flies at Bagorah who only hits him with a sonic scream and send Batragon to the ground again. An enraged Batragon gets back and flies at Bagorah but is hit in the side by the Giant African Bat who had body slammed the winged beast. Batragon flies up at the two similar beasts and swings and slashes his claws carelessly around. He leaves a thin cut on Bagorah’s left cheek.

AJ: He cuts Giant African Bat’s leg.

Together: He cuts open his own chest!

AJ: Batragon roars in pain at his own action. Bagorah flies over Batragon and kicks him with his powerful legs. Batragon falls like a rock and smashes through the roof of a building all the way down to the ground.

Tim:Bagorah lands on the struggling Batragon and releases a powerful super sonic screech. Batragon can’t take it for long and his eardrums burst! Blood flows out of his ears and he frees from Bagorah by slapping the giant bat in the back with his powerful tail! Bagorah is pushed forward and smashes into the only remaining wall (or at least what’s left of it). Bagorah takes to the air with Batragon following behind. Batragon catches up with Bagorah and slashes at his feet, just missing by a hair each time. Giant African Bat hits Bagorah with a sonic screech which throws Bagorah off balance, slowing him down. Batragon who was trailing close behind him now slams into Bagorah. Both of his opens slam into the ground and so Giant African Bat assumes they’re dead.

AJ: Haven’t these monsters learned by now that that’s a bad idea? Apparently not as he has just perched on a building to rest when Bagorah is getting back up and flying at him.

Tim: Looks like Bagorah has had his right leg broken and he isn’t happy about that. Bagorah rises up from behind GAB and releases his super sonic scream upon the unsuspecting bat. Giant African Bat crashes to the ground then Bagorah crashes down onto Giant African Bat, landing on GAB’s back using his left foot. Bagorah flies off and bombards Giant African Bat with super sonic screeches. GAB manages to fly away before the line of buildings comes crashing down. Giant African Bat turns around in the air and releases a sonic scream at Bagorah, injuring his broken leg. Bagorah screeches in pain. Giant African Bat rams into Bagorah, which shatters his leg but it seems like Giant African Bat has gotten a hairline crack upon his scapula (shoulder blade). The Giant African Bat swoops down and picks up a city bus. Then ignoring incredible pain flies above Bagorah and drops the bus to bash into Bagorah’s forehead. Bagorah is temporally blinded and collides with the Sears Tower, straight through the structure for a painful landing into a simulated Lake Michigan. Giant African Bat takes his chance and pins…1...2...3 Giant African Bat is victor!

       VS      
UN Mechagodzilla                                      Cybersaur

AJ: Now time for our next match! It has been said that Cybersaur is heavily based upon the Heisei Mechagodzilla or has he’s been called here at the WMW, UN Mechagodzilla. Now the two will battle! The arena has become a Las Angeles double and both monsters are teleported at different points of the city. Cybersaur is warped in the massive air port and Mechagodzilla is warped in front of the air port, the two monsters are separated by the bridge.

Tim: The bell rings and Cybersaur demolishes the bridge with its chest cannon! UN Mechagodzilla fires his mega buster mouth ray which scores a direct hit upon Cybersaur. But the energy blast only succeeds in recharging the mechanical titan’s power. Cybersaur reaches down and picks up a commercial air liner and hurls it at Mechagodzilla!

AJ: The plane smashes into Mechagodzilla’s chest and the mech slides back. Mechagodzilla uses his jet boosters to go flying forward and rams into Cybersaur! Cybersaur falls back but uses his own jet boosters to regain balance and back to his feet. Mechagodzilla delivers a powerful upper cut to the opposing mech then slams its other fist down on Cybersaur’s mechanical cranium. Cybersaur plows his fist into the side of Mechagodzilla’s head then hit’s the other side using his opposite hand. Cybersaur then uses his rocket boosters to separate the distance between himself and Mechagodzilla.

Tim: Cybersaur then fires off all missiles! The missiles detonate has they collide into Mechagodzilla. Mechagodzilla slides back and smashes into a sky scraper. UN Mechagodzilla frees itself from the building and launches its own paralyzing missiles that crash into Cybersaur’s armor, leaving dents in the mechanized dinosaur. Cybersaur unleashes its shoulder laser and wrist cannons upon Mechagodzilla. Once the attack ends UN Mechagodzilla returns the energy in the form of a plasma grenade. Cybersaur catches the energy in its plating and uses it to recharge its lost energy.

AJ: Cybersaur then fires off all the laser blasts, from its mouth, wrists, shoulders and chest. The energy all hits Mechagodzilla head on. It’s too much energy and Mechagodzilla’s plasma grenade port explodes! Cybersaur fires his shoulder cannons but they aren’t as strong as before.

Tim: Cybersaur must’ve depleted a massive amount of energy to destroy Mechagodzilla’s plasma grenade launcher. Mechagodzilla only avoids the beams and doesn’t fight back. Cybersaur fires off its wrist cannons in addition to its shoulder blasters and manages to hit Mechagodzilla sending the machine Godzilla smashing through an airport tower. Mechagodzilla gets back up and fires its G-Crusher cables. The shock anchors smash through mechanical joints between Cybersaur’s plates around its chest and in its inner-elbow. Electrical energy surges through the cables and it doesn’t look good for Cybersaur as smoke and sparks rise from in between its plates.

AJ: Cybersaur has short circuited and shut down! UN Mechagodzilla beats his imitator!

       VS      
Gojira                                                                            Yongary, Guilala & Gamera

Now moving on to the main event! It’s Gojira vs. three of his most powerful rip offs! This is going to be a hard match for Gojira, huh Tim?

Tim: Yes but they don’t call him the King of Monsters for nothing he can defiantly beat them all!

AJ: Well I guess we’ll discover that in a little while won’t we. For this battle the arena has become Seattle. Gojira is warped next to the Space Needle and Guilala is warped to the left of him but from a great distance.

Tim: Gamera is warped in to the arena standing inside the baseball stadium and Yongary is warped into the base ball stadium’s parking lot. The bell rings and the fight starts.

AJ: Guilala and Gamera both begin by bombarding Gojira with fire balls, but knowing that they will only bounce off of Gojira’s skin they instead explode against the ground next to the King of Monsters allowing the flying ruble to smash into him. Yongary adds on to the assault with his nose horn beam.

Tim: They all end their projectiles and Guilala and Yongary both grab on to one of Gojira’s arms, with Guilala holding the left and Yongary the right.

AJ: Gamera takes off into the air with his leg rockets and rams into Gojira’s stomach. Gojira falls backward, out of Guilala or Yongary’s control and has broken free from the force of the blow.

Tim: Guilala reaches down with his large arms to pick up Gojira but the King of Monsters uses his tail to whack the space monster in the side of his head, and Guilala tips over as Gojira gets back up. As soon as Gojira gets up he spots a rampaging Yongary charging straight for him!

AJ: Gojira quickly fires a beam at the base of the Space Needle, bringing it crashing down onto Yongary’s head. Gamera flies over Gojira and drops onto him a pile of rubble. Gamera then swerves around, dives low and lowers his left arm so that his fist smacks into the side of Gojira’s skull!

Tim: Gojira falls down onto his side and Yongary has just gotten back up and with his flame breath sets the area in which Gojira fell all on fire. Guilala has also gotten to his feet and releases five fire balls from his beak at the area Gojira was. Gojira’s body is completely concealed by the flames. Gojira’s form rises up above the flames and the atomic beast releases from his maw a stream of blue energy that collides into Yongary’s chest. Yongary absorbs the energy but the force of the blast sends him sliding back and smashing into a building. Gojira then quickly turns his body around and punches Guilala in the side of the head, bringing the beast to the ground.

Gamera swoops down behind Gojira and lands, the flames that Yongary had produces begin to swerve around Gamera.

AJ: Gamera is absorbing the flames to recharge his plasma fire balls!

Gamera fires three fire balls at Gojira which only bounce off of his tough hide. Gojira turns around and is met with a fist to the face from Gamera. Gojira steps back a few paces and charges his thermo breath but is smacked in the side of the head by Guilala from behind. Gojira falls to the ground just as his ray discharges and instead of its intended target it just rips through the all ready scorched up terrain. Yongary who had just gotten up then uses his nasal horn beam to cut into the downed Gojira’s arm. Gojira looks up at him and fires his thermo beam which smacks into Yongary’s face and forces him to fall onto his back. Gojira tries to get up but is beat back down by Guilala.

Tim: Knowing that it is their only chance of beating Gojira Gamera begins to charge up his mana blast.

Gojira struggles up fighting with Guilala but does manage to get back to his feet and pounds into Guilala’s stomach. Yongary comes up from behind Gojira and begins to pound his fists into Gojira’s side. Gojira turns around, grabs Yongary by the neck and ignoring fire balls from Guilala beats Yongary’s head repeatedly. Gojira then body slams Yongary and pins…1...2...3 Yongary is out and Guilala runs as fast as he can next to Gamera who is still charging his mana blast. Gojira looks up to see Gamera and charges his nuclear beam! Gojira fires just as Gamera’s chest opens up to fire the mana blast and Gojira’s beam hits that opening!

AJ: Tim! Hurry! Into the escape pod!! [Tim and AJ fly out of the dome and look back to see the South end explode! But also they can see that Gamera and Guilala have been completely incinerated and Gojira is still standing meaning he is the winner!]

Tim: Hope they get that fixed before the next show. Well that’s obviously all the time we have see you all Friday!

-Tim

WMW Co-Host