Tim: Hello and welcome to the fifth edition of Fatal Friday Fights! To start off the show we have Gojira up against his Korean rip off, Yonggary!

       VS      
Gojira                          Yonggary

Tim: For this match the arena has been morphed into New York City. Both monsters are warped into the center of the metropolis. The bell rings and immediately Gojira’s back spines begin to glow blue and YINO runs for cover behind a line of buildings and crouches behind the structures. Gojira unleashes his destructive ray that causes the building to break apart in a geyser of flames, that sends YINO onto his back. Yonggary rushes to his feet and releases three bursts of burning matter from his maw as he gets up. The heat and light energy out bursts collided into Gojira’s chest, erupting into explosions that conceal Gojira’s torso. As Gojira is temporally blinded for a brief moment Yonggary runs behind another group of buildings. Gojira seems to instinctively know where his enemies lurk as he proceeds to bash his body straight through a building to get to YINO. Gojira comes through the other side of the structure using his nuclear beam to assist him through the building.

The building loses its balance and collapses behind Gojira and Yonggary, who is startled by the surprising action takes off in the opposite direction of the monster king. Gojira grabs him by the tail and pulls him to the ground. Yonggary swings his head upward, using his nose horn to leave a thin cut across Gojira’s chest. Gojira winces back roaring before using his left fist to bash into the side of Yonggary’s head, forcing him back down and onto a grid locked road, crushing cars, causing explosions under YINO’s chin. Yonggary gets back up only to have himself grabbed by the tail and thrown through a building and crashing onto another. YINO gets back up and body slams into Gojira. The monster king falls back and crushes a building under his titanic form. YINO then bends down and clamps his jaws onto Gojira’s tail. Gojira roars then looks up and fires his nuclear beam, sending YINO flying back and smashing into the Empire State Building. The structure then collapses onto YINO. Somehow the ancient creature survives and frees himself from the rubble, only to be kicked in the side by Gojira’s left foot. Yonggary knowing he has no chance against the king of monsters taps out. But Gojira goes ahead and lifts up YINO and throws him through another building before roaring in victory.

Tim: We here at Fatal Friday Fights are out to see Gojira loose. So next week Gojira will face off against a team of imitators again, only this time he must battle Yongary, Guilala and Gamera all at once! Time to move on to the next match “FREEZ” vs. “Shell Shock”!

       VS      
Zigra & Barugon                                      Kamoeba & Gamera

For this match the environment has become a remake of Osaka, Japan. Gamera is warped to the left of Osaka Castle while Kamoeba is warped to the right. Zigra is warped to the right of the massive Farris wheel while Barugon is warped to the left. The bell rings and Gamera flies into the air using his back leg rockets/jets while Kamoeba charges at Barugon who is trying to claw his way through the bridge to get to Kamoeba. Kamoeba uses his extendable neck to go through the support beams of the bridge and grip Barugon’s horn with his jaws. Kamoeba then brings his neck back to its original place, jerking Barugon and forcing his head to crash through the bridge.

During this period of time Gamera had flown over Barugon and used his free front hands to grab onto Zigra by the head and drag him into the massive Farris wheel. Zigra gets up and is hit with a fire ball to his side, leaving dead skin all across that side of Zigra‘s body. Gamera loops down to spear Zigra but Zigra steps to the side and uses his flipper to give a blow to the top of Gamera’s head. Gamera goes spinning downward and crashes into another section of the bridge.

It looks like Kamoeba is winning, he’s on top of Barugon and is clawing into his side leaving five lines of purple blood every time he rakes his claws across the freeze creature’s hide. Barugon manages to shake off Kamoeba, then tries to bit him in the neck but he retracts his head back into his shell, then runs forward, using his hard shell to ram Barugon. Barugon backs up and is shocked to discover, his nose horn has been snapped in half. Barugon roars then releases his freezing mist upon the enormous turtle. Zigra then approaches and stops every living cell in Kamoeba’s body with his red beam.

Gamera burst up and out of the rubble and uses a massive stream of flames from his maw to dry out the fish out of water. Barugon swings his head back and forth using the side of his horn to smash into Gamera’s knees. After the first six swings Gamera grabs onto his horn and throws him into the water. Barugon struggles out of the water and fires his massive energy rainbow at Gamera. Gamera only enjoys the heat and light energy and then releases two explosive balls of burning plasma from his mouth to detonate on the side of the freezing monster’s face. Barugon manages to survive and charges at Gamera using the sharp stub of what remains of his horn to impale Gamera’s stomach. Gamera roars in agony and struggles to get away from Barugon. Gamera withdraws into his shell and ignites his leg and arm rockets/jets. He takes off in the form of a flying saucer, flies away from Barugon then curves back around. He smashes in to Barugon’s side, breaking his ribs and puncturing his lung. Gamera then comes out of his shell and looks at the downed, weaken Barugon. He picks up a building and then uses it to smash down onto the side of Barugon’s face, killing the monster and making “Shell Shock” the winner!

Tim: And now time for the Legendary Belt Match!

       VS      
Hydra                                      Minotaur

For this battle I have chosen the battle field to be an artificial rainforest. Also for this match I go with Hydra’s mythic stats (center head immortal, begins the match with seven or nine heads in this case seven, etc). Both monsters are warped to the center of the battle field with Hydra facing the West and Minotaur the North. The bell rings and Hydra starts the match by exhaling toxic gas into Minotaur’s face. Minotaur doesn’t take it for long and tackles Hydra to the ground. Hydra uses five of his heads to lift Minotaur while the remaining two repeatedly bite Minotaur in the torso, arms and legs before tossing him into a tree and flipping itself over back onto its belly. Minotaur gets back to its feet then runs at Hydra, impales his stomach with his twin horns and tosses him aside. Minotaur is back on him again and wedges his horns under Hydra and jerks his head up, sending Hydra flying over Minotaur’s back. Minotaur turns around and repeats this process only this time jerks his head to the side to smash Hydra through a tree. Then Minotaur bites a sapling and uproots the baby tree and jerks his head to fling it into Hydra, smacking him in the back. Hydra slithers to Minotaur and uses three of its serpent-like heads to wrap around Minotaur’s throat, choking him while two heads grasps the wrist of each front limbs, restraining Minotaur from hurting him. Minotaur faints from lack of oxygen and Hydra still holds the Legendary Belt.

       VS      
Gojira, Gamera & Ultraman                                                                            Legion, Bagan & King of Mons

Tim: And now the main event! It’s the Japanese Heroes, Gojira, Gamera and Ultraman up against their worst enemies, Bagan, Legion and King of Mons! For this match the arena has become the beautiful Tokyo! Ultraman is warped in front of Tokyo Tower with Bagan facing him. Gojira is warped to the South side of the city with King of Mons facing him. And finally Gamera is warped to the center of the city with Legion facing him.

The bell rings and the Warrior of Light charges a disk of energy and tosses it at Bagan. Bagan, using his blazing speed runs out of the way and over to Legion to help her fight Gamera, the disk Ultraman threw slices through the base of Tokyo tower, bringing the structure down on him. But Ultraman reaches up and grabs the falling structure and uses his super strength to hurl to the side, smashing it into Legion’s side. Legion then leaves Bagan to fight Gamera on his own and flies toward Ultraman.

Gojira’s back spines glow blue and he fires his nuclear ray at the sinister King of Mons. Before the beam can hit the horrible beast a yellow barrier conceals his body and the atomic energy deals no damage. King of Mons roars in delight and releases his own mouth ray which slams into Gojira’s chest, causing explosions and sending flakes of skin flying into the air. Gojira roars in pain and anger before charging at King of Mons and tail whipping him across the face.

Gamera flies around using his leg rockets/jets, circling Bagan before he releases three plasma fire balls that only bounce off of Bagan’s hide. Bagan fires several diamonds of energy into the air that hit the flying Gamera, causing explosions on impact. Some how Gamera manages to remain in flight and swoops down to rip of a corner of a building. He then flies over Bagan and releases the load so that the rubble falls on Bagan’s head. Bagan laughs off the attack and then lifts and hurls half a sky scraper at Gamera! The building materials collide into Gamera, bringing him falling down to the pavement.

Legion attempts to slash at Ultraman with her sharp legs but in one backward cartwheel the Warrior of Light evades the attack and his feet strike Legion in the chin as well. Ultraman then throws another energy disk but Legion catches the attack with her shield and reduces the energy to nothing.

Gamera gets up and begins summoning up mana. Bagan charges his plasma beam to kill Gamera before he gets the chance. Ultraman, noticing what Gamera is trying to do leaps up, lands on Legion’s head, crushing her skull and leaps again for more lift and flips horizontally through the air over the dead Legion. As he reaches Bagan he turns his flips into a roundhouse kick, slamming his left foot into the side of Bagan’s head, causing the behemoth to fall, it’s plasma beam turning into a stray shot, hitting King of Mons in the back. Bagan gets back up and charges another plasma beam and fires at Gamera. The energy is about to kill Gamera when Ultraman leaps in front of it, using his own body to shield Gamera! Bagan ends his beam and Ultraman is still alive but is staggering. The Warrior of Light collapses and Gamera fires his mana blast with Ultraman rolling away just in the nick of time. Bagan is hit with the intensity of the blast and when the mana blast ends, he’s still standing! Whoa! Bagan has just survived after being hit head on with the most powerful kaiju weapon of all time. Ultraman gets up and crosses his arms in a plus sign and finally kills Bagan with a blast of white energy from his right hand. It seems as though Gamera’s mana blast weakened Bagan up enough for Ultraman to finish him off. Suddenly Ultraman reverts to his human form and due to the rules is warped out of the arena and has been considered out of the match.

King of Mons hugs Gojira and digs his grasping claws on the side of his body into Gojira. Gojira releases his nuclear pulse forcing King of Mons away from him. King of Mons then breaks off into three monsters. The giant mantis-like monster bombards Gojira with several energy balls. The fish thingy walks up and bites Gojira in the leg. Suddenly a plasma fire ball sizzles through the air and detonates as it hit’s the fish-like monster killing King of Mons’ servant. King of Mons winces and turns around and kills Gamera with one shot of his mouth ray. Gojira reaches down and grabs the mantis-like creature which slashes at his arms with its scythe like arms. Gojira grabs a hold on the body in two places then begins to pull his arms away from each other until the mantis…. Well you know. King of Mons winces in pain again. Gojira then charges a nuclear ray which is only absorbed by King of Mons shield. Gojira then charges at King of Mons and tackles him to the ground, he ignores the pain caused by King of Mons’ clawed body and pins 1...2...3...! We have our winners! Good is stronger than evil after all!

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Tim: Time to end the show. See you all next week and remember to vote!

-Tim

WMW Co-Host