
Episode #30
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[You enter with a VHS tape in hand. You set the VHS tape into the VCR before you have a seat on the living room couch and hit play. The static on your television screen is soon replaced by the image of Tim and AJ in the WMW announcer's booth.]
-Tape Begins-
Tim: Hello everybody! Welcome to another episode of the WMW. Tonight the action kicks off with Kiryu taking on the king of gelatinous aliens himself, The Blob.
AJ: And then we take a break from the rulebook when Ultrizard and Tyrannodon face off!
Tim: The action starts right now!
Match 1:
VS 
Kiryu The Blob
Tim: In a blinding flash of light the chrome kaiju, Kiryu, arrives in St. Louis , Missouri. The mech's bio-scanners immediately set to work searching for his foe after arrival. But The Blob isn't in the arena, not yet.
Kiryu's attention is called away from his task after picking up a mass of flaming rock hurtling to the artificial earth. Kiryu watches in safety as the meteorite crash into the famous gardens.
The mech's boosters kick in and in the MechaGodzilla of the new age flies to investigate the impact zone. Emerging from the remnants of space rock, a formless purple mass. Kiryu's lower jaw dropped allowing a stream of searing energy to pour out of the mechanized monster's maw and onto his formless foe. The beam washes over The Blob, exciting the alien creature, sending it into spasm, extending tendrils in every direction. However the Blob soon finds that its target is out of range, and Kiryu soon finds that that tactic isn't going to work. Kiryu descends to go face to faceless before the blob. The mechanical beast lauches its armament of missiles from its over-the-shoulder and wrist cannons. The projectiles tear through The Blob's form, splatting its shapeless body flat on the ground. The machine monster lowers its weapons and permits the smoke to clear, revealing The Blob's mass, flat and motionless, steaming. Kiryu cries out in challenge, trying to urge The Blob into action if it is still alive. The Blob is happy to do as directed as its form leaps from the ground and onto Kiryu, however nothing occurs.
AJ: Hmm... Shouldn't Kiryu be metal goulash by now?
Tim: I had a feeling this might happen... This proves my theory! The Blob can only absorb biological matter! He has no advantage over Kiryu!
AJ: you seem to forget Kiryu is a cyborg, he's only part machine. And it looks like The Blob is trying to seep in through Kiryu's armor!
Tim: Kiryu knows that he's got a problem and has again taken off. The mechanized monsters achieves a high altitude, then throws itself into a spiral, tossing parts and pieces of The Blob for miles.
AJ: Kiryu's lost control he's going to collide with the Arch.
Tim: And Kiryu collides with the Arch, turning most of it into ruble and tossing stainless steel shrapnel in every direction!
AJ: Of all the places he could've landed, why did he crash into the Arch?
Tim: Because, AJ, this is a monster wrestling show, they have to destroy the national landmarks.
AJ: The seperate parts of The Blob, they're absorbing the plant life and growing. Now instead of one foe Kiryu has many.
Tim: Oh no he doesn't the many are forming into one big one! Kiryu's chest flies open and forms a glowing blue sphere. The power launches, flying through the air to meet with The Blob, turning it into a blue powder.
AJ: Its molecules have been smashed, The Blob is in fact dead!
Tim: That was remotely interesting. Up next its Ultrizard, created by Iguanaman against Tyrannodon, created by John.
Created Clash!
VS 
Tyrannodon Ultrizard
AJ:This battle takes us to Pisa, Italy where our two combatants will stop and sample Italian food. Then they will fight!
Tim: Ultrizard is the first to arrive on the scene, peering down to the duplicated world below in search of his opponent. His search is not long, as Tyrannodon creates a beacon in the form of a holocaust of flames and burning buildings.
Ultrizard cries out in challenge to the opposing saurian. Tyrannodon replies with his signature sonic roar. Ultrizard is unaffected by Tyrannodon's attack and retaliates with his oral beam. The burning green energy tears through space en route to the point in which Tyrannodon stands. In the few seconds of reaction time available the nimble Tyrannodon evades the beam, which instead burns through a structure behind him. Ultrizard suddenly decides to launch a physical assault, swooping down in an effort to deal damage to the Zilla-esque kaiju. The dragon of Planet X swings its mighty tail but manages only to strike ruble. The agile Tyrannodon manages to ground Ultrizard with a thermal blast as the dragon ascends. Tyrannodon takes the opportunity to leap to Ultrizard's back,digging the claws of his forelimbs into Ultrizard's shoulders. The mighty space dragon hurls himself from the ground and sends Tyrannodon to the pavement. Ultrizard regains his composure before he turns to face a charging Tyrannodon. The two reptiles lock talons in an incredible contest of strength. Ultrizard turns things in his favor, leaning in to send an energy beam into Tyrannodon's hide. A seared Tyrannodon makes an effort at escape but Ultrizard's grasp is too great. Tyrannodon projects a thermal blast onto Ultrizard at point-blank range. The two reptiles release their grip and back away simultaneously.
Ultrizard has shad enough! The space dragon charges his forearm spikes and claws, readying himself to dice Tyrannodon into two pieces.
A fearful Tyrannodon turns to flee as Ultrizard lifts off the ground. Tyrannodon sprints at full speed while a low flying Ultrizard is rapidly gaining. Tyrannodon is quickly closing the distance between himself and the Leaning Tower of Pisa. The great reptile maneuvers around the structure while Ultrizard tries hard to evade but but his wing slams into the tower. Ultrizard fall, his energized claws causing explosions as the come into contact with the ground. The Leaning Tower finally falls on top of Ultrizard.
Tyrannodon stops and looks over the ruble. Suddenly there's a cave-in as the rubble sinks into the ground. Tyrannodon stands perplexed for a moment before Ultrizard's hear burst up from the ground beside him. Ultrizard bites into Tyrannodon's ankle and pulls the leg out from under the opposing saurian, then taking the opportune moment to unearth himself.
To Ultrizard's surprise, Tyrannodon is quick to return to his feet and soon has his jaws locked onto Ultrizard's left arm. Ultrizard manages to keep his calm in despite of stress, pain, and shock in order to launch an effective and precise counter attack. The dragon of Planet X pummels the opposing creature's neck, chest, and head while his spiked tail tears into Tyrannodon's legs. Acting quickly Tyrannodon hurls his body at Ultrizard for a pin...1...2.. But Ultrizard breaks free, stabbing Tyrannodon in the gut with the claw of his index finger. Tyrannodon backs into retreat before issuing out a sonic roar. This time Ultrizard is within range of the attack and effects are notable. Ultrizard's sensitive hearing is damaged and Ultrizard stumbles back as thin lines of blood trickle down from his nostrils. Tyrannodon follows up this attack with a head-butt to Ultrizard's gut, putting him back down on the ground. Tyrannodon steps towards Ultrizard for a pin, but instead finds his leg snagged on Ultrizard's spiked tail. Ultrizard heaves, bringing Tyrannodon to the ground before tackling the saurian. The space dragon pounds the face of the opposing saurian. Finally Ultrizard pries the jaws of the reptile apart to send a wave of energy down the creature's throat.
Tyrannodon dead, Ultrizard collapses and awaits medical attention.
AJ: That was brutal! That almost makes up for Kiry vs. The Blob being so lame!
Tim: Almost.. Yet I still feel somewhat empty inside. And coming soon the Draconic Tournament returns… The long-awaited videogame special has been delayed due to technical difficulties but I promise it is coming. Right now we pick up the base with our closing match up… Our current champ… the Avian King Himself, takes on the new comer, a real chill character… It’s the D&D What Dragon! (Dungeons and Dragons 2: Wrath of the Dragon God)
Legendary Belt Match

VS

D&D White Dragon Garuda
Tim: For this match up the Beta 19 has created an entire arena of pointed mountains, extending upwards for a mad clash in the sky. There’s also a few ledges if the two want to settle things on the ground.
AJ: The bell rings and the match begins! With astounding agility the great winged behemoths leap into the sky, Garuda rapidly descending while the frost dragon dives for a ground scraper. Flying low to the ground and weaving in between mountains the great dragon searches for its prey. Its keen eye sight locked onto movement the beast begins a sharp ascent to spear Garuda in the gut. Garuda is oblivious to the situation, the world around the King of Birds must be blur! Disorientated, the Bird King swings its talons in hopes of striking its enemy. Kicking the monstrous birds talons dig into the draconic beast, tossing blood to the land below. Howling in maddened pain the frost dragon unleashes a storm of blistering hail from its maw, directing the attack skyward as the two aerial beasts plummeted. Thinking quickly Garuda pushes against the dragon’s form, breaking free in time to escape a collision with the ground. The White Dragon barely manages to avoid losing the match and ascends in chase. The two rush along the landscape, the dragon launching stream after stream of its cryogenic attack but cannot hit its mark. Quick to come up with a plan of action, Garuda swoops down to a ledge below to take up a stone. The dragon again attempts to freeze Garuda, but just as its maw hangs open Garuda propels the stone beyond the dragon’s incisors and into its gullet. The dragon gags, then lands on a ledge to cough up the mass of rock. After regaining composure the creature searches in all directions to find that the creature has vanished.
Tim: After a grunt of dissatisfaction the creature heads to the ledge, ready to give chase when a noise alerts him from behind. Perched just above the ledge which the dragon stands was Garuda. This time with a motion of the foot Garuda created a land slide then, flew off. Quick to respond the dragon takes to the sky, avoiding being crushed under the weight of the rockslide. The creature howls in hate as it gives chase to the King of Birds, this time with the renewing energy of anger.
The dragon finally comes within striking distance of Garuda. Seizing his chance the dragon fires its breath weapon, only for Garuda to descend beneath it. The dragon gains speed while the Bird King decreases its own, allowing D&D White Dragon to pass overhead. The Bird King then again accelerates, catching up with the dragon in little time at all. The creature extends claws, slashing gashes into the freezing beast’s reptilian tail. But the appendage which Garuda attacks fights back! With a quick snap near faster than the speed of sound the freezing dragon whacks Garuda in the chest, sending the bird creature spiraling back to collide with a rock wall. The barely conscious bird descends seemingly destined for a death below when it is seized by the White Dragon. The creature toes Garuda back to a ledge and tosses it to the ground. Blood seeps down from Garuda’s broken form as it makes a vain attempt at taking a fighting stance. The creature instead gives in to the opposing monster’s icy breath. Achieving its ultimate goal of freezing its prey the dragon of ice can now feed.
AJ: Ladies and germs we have a new Legendary Belt Champ!
Tim: It was once in the possession of a dragon and it is again! How fitting!
AJ: Well from what I know that’s all we have to do tonight. We don’t know when we can update again but hopefully it won’t be too far off in the distant future. The Draconic Tournament returns soon.. Kaiser Ghidorah won last year… Who shall achieve Draconic Champion this year?
Tim: Well that AJ, is up to them… Good bye everyone.. Drive safely!
[AJ smacks himself in the forehead.]
AJ: Idiot…
Tim: I’ll see you again whenever!
-Tim
WMW Co-Host