Tim: Hello, this is the third episode of the WMW’s new weakly show, Fatal Friday Fights! The first battle we have today is Gojira up against another team of his rip offs.

       VS                
Gojira                                 Gorgo                                 Varan                                 Baragon

For this first fight we have made a replica of London. Gorgo is warped in the water in front Big Ben with the train station behind her. Baragon is placed left of Gorgo and Varan to her right. Gojira is warped next to Big Ben. The bell rings and Gojira begins the fight by using his tail to bat half of Big Ben into Gorgo’s chest. Gorgo stumbled back and regained her balance after the blow. Baragon surges forward, leaps into the air and clamps his jaws down onto Gojira’s left arm. Varan glided up and over Gojira, smacking him in the side of head with his tail as he soared over the king of monsters. Gorgo the ran at Gojira and body slammed into him, bring Gojira to the ground. Varan landed far behind Gojira. Baragon lets go and runs back next to Gorgo.

Gojira gets back to his feet and charges at Gorgo. He then begins a brutal beat down beginning with a tail slap to the back of Gorgo’s knees. Gorgo falls onto her knees and Gojira slams his fist down on the top of her head. Baragon, in an attempt to help his team mate fired his heat ray at Gojira. But Gojira saw the attack coming, turned his head and fired his nuclear beam at Baragon and the two beams clashed with an orb of white light in between the two rays. Gojira’s ray pushed back Baragon’s and Baragon was hit in the face with Gojira’s atomic energy. Baragon is dead. Gorgo gets up and bites Gojira in his left arm. Varan attacks next, ramming Gojira with his spiked head, stabbing the monster king in the right leg. Gojira roars in pain then punches both side of Varan’s head repeatedly until Varan backed away, taking out his spikes out of Gojira’s flesh . Gorgo releases a series of slashes to the side of Gojira’s head, cutting up his face. Gojira gives a powerful tail whip that knocks Gorgo on her back. Gorgo gets up as fast as she can and is astonished to find that there is no longer any trace of her attack on Gojira’s body. Gojira punches Gorgo sending her back to the ground.

Varan glides back and forth above Gojira, whacking him with his tail with each time he passes. Gojira quickly becomes tired of the beating and grabs on to Varan’s tail. He then shifts the weight of his body so that he swings in circles before releasing Varan to crash into a group of buildings. Gojira then picks up the corpse of Baragon. Varan gets back up and faces Gojira just in time for Gojira to hurl his dead partner at him. Varan is gored by Baragon’s horn then crushed under his body.

Gorgo is the last of the members alive. She rushes at Gojira in furry and ruthlessly slashes away at Gojira’s body. Gojira ends the attack by raising his knee to crash into Gorgo’s stomach. Gojira then looks up at the dome ceiling and fires his nuclear beam, at the same time releasing a nuclear pulse. He just keeps in releasing more and more energy! He’s destroying the entire arena and its not doing wonders for Gorgo’s health either! I’ve never seen so much power with my own eyes! He must be really annoyed with Gorgo over what she did last week! The only thing left of Gorgo is a burning corpse but Gojira’s still releasing energy! Get that dinosaur under control! Gojira’s been warped out of the arena, well what’s left at least. We can finally get on with the next fight!

[Zilla warps into arena.]

Tim: A Zilla clone! No they were only supposed to interfere with Invisible Penguins Matches!!!

Zilla: No I’m the real Zilla dummy!!!

Tim: What a relief! So what do you want?

Zilla: You didn’t introduce my team of Gojira imitators to fight him next week!

Tim: Oh yeah. Next week we have Zilla’s team fighting next week or what ever. Happy now!?

Zilla: NO! Introducing my team. There’s myself, GTS Godzilla, Cybergodzilla, Chameleon, and Komodothrax! We form Team Zilla! But do to the rules I’m only allowed to use three members so the one’s fighting Gojira will be myself…

Tim: Hah! Hah! We all know how this will end…

Zilla: SHUT UP! The second member of the team will be GTS Godzilla and the last one will be Cybergodzilla!

[The two other members of team Zilla warp into the arena.]

GTS Godzilla (to Cybergodzilla): Aw man! How did I get stuck with you!?

Cybergodzilla: Now is that anyway to treat your father.

GTS Godzilla: Your evil and Zilla’s my real dad!

Tim: Say why is it you monsters can just warp into the arena when you feel like it anyway? Is our security that lousy!?

[GTS Godzilla turns his attention to Zilla.]

GTS Godzilla: Daddy couldn’t I have gotten Komodothrax as a partner?

Zilla & Cybergodzilla: SHUT UP ALREADY!!!

Tim: Get them out of here! Now we can finally watch GTS Nessie fight King Cobra!

       VS      
GTS Nessie                                 King Cobra

Tim: For this battle we have a massive amount of fresh water covering half of the dome and half is coniferous forest. And now Nessie is warped into the water. Now I would like to make a shout out to all of the non-believers in the Loch Ness Monster out there: I TOLD YA’ SO! I TOLD YA’ SO! I TOLD YA’ SO!

Now that I have that off my chest, King Cobra is warped into the forest and the battle begins! Nessie raises her head and neck above the surface of the water. KC slithers over to the shore and Nessie lashes out with her neck and tries to bite King Cobra but the serpent is too quick for Nessie. Nessie lets her tail surge out of the water and raps around King Cobra’s neck, directly behind his head so he can’t bite her. She then dips her head into the water, swims away, dragging KC in the water with her. She then swims in circles, creating a whirlpool, before releasing King Cobra to be sucked down to the bottom. Once Cobra reaches the lake floor he looks up into the whirlpool and spit’s a glob of venom but because he’s underwater it goes nowhere fast and only floats away aimlessly. Suddenly the whirlpool stops and Nessie turns around and rams KC with her head sending him flying out of the water to crash into a group of trees near the edge of the water.

King Cobra flips his body over while Nessie crawls ashore. Nessie lashes out and again tries to bite KC. This time King Cobra isn’t quick enough and Nessie bites the tip of King Cobra’s tail. King Cobra surges his head around, Nessie barely misses the fangs of King Cobra who instead, bites empty air. King Cobra then spits venom in Nessie’s eyes, blinding her. In shock Nessie lowers her chin to the ground and uses her lower body to try and pull herself back into the water but King Cobra uses his venom again, this time using the substance to glue Nessie’s head to the ground. Cobra slithers up to Nessie and buries his fangs into Nessie’s neck. Nessie swings her tail around blindly at the source of pain, whacking King Cobra in the side of the head. But King Cobra has already got the job done, his venom slowly kills Nessie. King Cobra is the winner!

       VS      
Gigan                                          Spacegodzilla

Tim: Our next match is a duel between Gigan and Spacegodzilla. For this fight the arena has been changed into a replica of Seattle. Spacegodzilla is warped next to the Space Needle. Gigan is warped next to that baseball stadium on the other side of the city, he has his blades instead of the duel chainsaws.

The bell rings and the distance doesn’t stop Gigan from attacking, he releases two homing discs from his chest. Spacegodzilla summons a crystal from the ground and the two discs hit it instead. It came up so fast Gigan couldn’t steer his discs away. Gigan then takes to the air and flies at Spacegodzilla who levitates toward Gigan as well. Crystals shoot up out of the ground as it floats over the terrain. Gigan finally meets with the Gojira double and bashes him against his shoulder, sending Spacegodzilla crashing down into the side of one of his own crystals. Smoke and dirt flies up into the air hiding Spacegodzilla from site. Suddenly a stream of orange energy ascends from the cloud of dirt flies past Gigan, before circling around to hit him in the face. Gigan’s head erupts into a shower of sparks as Gigan flies back and lands, leaving a crater where the parking lot for the baseball stadium used to be. Gigan gets up and looks at the stadium. Using his scythes he cuts away a portion of the wall, then wraps his cables around the hunk of materials. Spacegodzilla approaches from behind Gigan who had turned around to cut up the stadium. Spacegodzilla gets closer, but Gigan has a surprise for him. Gigan swiftly turns around, the cables towing the ruble which collides with the side of SG’s head, sending him flying backwards and smashing through a skyscraper.

Gigan swings his head back and gives a victorious roar. Suddenly Gigan spots dozens of crystals rising up over the buildings. They turn and head straight for Gigan! Gigan reels his grappling hooks back and fires several cluster laser at the approaching projectiles. Only two crystals remain. Gigan raises his arm back and prepares to whack the first crystal. But the crystal hit’s the side of Gigan’s blade the force shoving Gigan to turn around and getting hit by the second crystal, which blew up against Gigan’s back. Spacegodzilla is back up and man is he mad! Gigan flies at Spacegodzilla who summons up a line of three crystals, with Gigan crashing through each one before Spacegodzilla used his tail to whack Gigan away. Gigan goes spiraling into a building resulting in a huge dirt cloud. Gigan gets back only to be punched in the forehead by Spacegodzilla. Gigan stumbles around for a bit before getting kicked in the knee by the Gojira double. Gigan takes to the air starts his stomach saw and flies past Spacegodzilla, leaving a cut in his left arm as he flies by. He then uses his spear-like tail and stabs Spacegodzilla in the back. Gigan drags Spacegodzilla to the other side of the city before tossing him into the Space Needle. Gigan fires green light rays from his shoulder crystals, and crashes Gigan into a near by building. Both monsters get to their feet. Spacegodzilla launches two crystals at Gigan who only blows each one away using his cluster laser. Gigan then fires the ray at Space G but he raises his shield and reflects the energy back at Gigan. Gigan winces but the tackles Space G to the ground. His chain saws go off and he stabs the ground with his blades so Spacegodzilla can’t get away. This is one gory pin but…1...2...3. Gigan wins!

;       VS      
Drake                                           Hydra

Tim: And finally the moment you’ve all waited for. Drake now must defend his title from the Hydra! Since both monsters are of mythic origin lets use Quetzalcoatl’s volcano home as a battle field! Hydra is teleported inside the temple, while Drake is teleported just outside. For this match Hydra begins with nine heads.

The bell rings, Hydra slithers out of the temple and can’t seem to find Drake. Hydra searches for a moment then a near by boulder suddenly springs to life and attacks Hydra! It’s Drake using his camouflage ability. Drake bites one of Hydra’s heads, tears it off, then throws it aside, sending it rolling down the hill. Two new heads grow for a total of eleven deadly sets of jaws! Drake backs away and Hydra wraps its necks around Drake’s body so it can throw him into a statue of the Quetzalcoatl. Hydra then uses ten of its heads, to bite and lift Drake, while the other head expels a powerful poison from its breath directly in Drake’s face. Drake gags for a moment then expels his flame breath, killing the head.

Drake has discovered Hydra’s weakness! You see in the original myth since Hercules couldn’t remove the heads he burned them instead. When a head was burned up, it was dead but the head wasn’t gone so two more didn’t grow. After burning the rest of Hydra’s heads, Hercules buried Hydra under a boulder because Hydra’s center head was immortal. So overall Hydra’s one true weakness is fire!

Drake then delivers a clawed kick to the other heads, so that they’d let go, except for a few but they’re not strong enough to support Drake’s weight. Drake then stomps on the two heads, crushing the skulls, killing the heads, but not removing them. Drake then expels his flames again, burning up another head, leaving only six left alive. Hydra then uses all of his remaining living heads to hurl Drake into the temple. (We now look at the screen in which cameras were installed inside the temple.) Drake crashes onto the stone floor then rolls down a set of stairs. Drake gets up just in time to be rammed in the side by one of Hydra’s heads. Drake is pushed back a few feet, but still maintains his balance. Hydra slithers around Drake, then hits a rock hanging on the ceiling of the cave, while he places a second head beneath it. The rock drops and severs its burnt head so that two more may grow. Drake charges at Hydra, body slams him in the side, sending it smashing into the rock wall. Hydra frees itself from the ruble and tail whacks Drake over the ledge, behind the table in the shape of Quetzalcoatl and into the mouth of the volcano. Hydra gives a mighty victory screech that shakes the whole cave. Suddenly the Quetzalcoatl table shatters and flying out of the cloud of dirt comes Drake! Drake tackles Hydra to the ground and releases a massive stream of flames that covers all of the Hydra’s heads and necks. Then Hydra’s immortal, center head flies up out of the flames and bites Drake’s neck. NO! This isn’t right! Drake’s not supposed to lose! Well Drake’s dead and Hydra is the new holder of the Legendary Belt. He must have cheated.

       VS      
Crackler                                       Quetzalcoatl

Tim: Okay time for the last match of today, Quetzalcoatl vs. Crackler. For this fight we use the same environment as the last battle. Quetzalcoatl is teleported on top of the volcano, while Crackler is warped down at the base of the volcano.

The bell rings and Crackler begins to ascend up the volcano. He reaches up to the half-way point when Quetzalcoatl swoops down and kicks Crackler in the head, sending it rolling down the side of the volcano. Crackler gets up and begins climbing the mountain again. Quetzalcoatl comes swooping down again, this time she is greeted with a blast of electrical energy from Crackler’s horns on the side of its head. Quetzalcoatl falls out of the air and onto the side of the volcano. Quetzalcoatl gets up and flies to the summit of the volcano, and looks down at Crackler. She then releases from her beak, several balls of napalm breath, each one colliding into the ground beneath Crackler resulting in explosions. She keeps on firing and soon Crackler is no longer visible with all the smoke. Quetzalcoatl releases, her nineteenth fire ball then releases a stream of napalm breath down upon the area, Crackler was once seen. The smoke clears and Crackler is three times its original size! It absorbed the heat and light energy from Quetzalcoatl’s fire blasts and became larger! Crackler clenches a fist and charges its hand with electrical energy. Crackler then punched into empty air, releasing the electric bolt to crackle across the arena and hit Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl gets up and shakes her head a bit before she feels the ground rumbling. She turns around and sees Crackler running up the side of the volcano. Crackler leaps into the air to tackle Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl flies into the air, avoiding Crackler’s body. Crackler instead leaps into the mouth of the volcano. Crackler falls into the pool of lava and Quetzalcoatl uses her napalm breath to melt the sides of the volcano. She then flaps her wings to cool down the melted minerals and a wall of rock forms over the mouth of the volcano, sealing it shut. Quetzalcoatl lands onto the newly formed rock cover and screeches a victory cry. Suddenly an electrified fist bursts through the rock and hits Quetzalcoatl sending her flying back and landing on the side of the volcano. Crackler leaps out of the volcano and pins,…1...2...3! Crackler is the winner! That’s it for today see you next week!