AJ:The match begins! Gojira stands in the streets of Tokyo, his tail wrenching billboards from roof tops as he awaits his challenge. Soon enough the Super X appears in the arena, hovering towards the behemoth. Gojira, remembering he’s now in an organized fighting format, suppressed his desire to destroy the mech with a discharge of radioactivity. Rather, the monster king allowed the device to deliver on to him the all powerful energy, enabling him to become the super-being, Supergojira. The task at hand today, learn if this mega-beast is truly unbeatable. The challenge tonight is a gauntlet match! When Gojira defeats one kaiju, the other takes its place. This match will not only test the super-being’s endurance and power, but also how fast he can dispose of an adversary. After every five minutes a single foe remains in the ring, another joins it.

Tim: And according to the randomizer, the first unlucky kaiju to enter the ring with Gojira is… Gorosaurus! Being the brave fool he is, Goro charges Supergojira head on, immeadedly pushing into the monster king’s chest with one of his patented kangaroo-kicks! After forcing the king to stumble back, the courageous theropod sinks his teeth into Gojira’s arm. Supergojira grunts in boredom as he swings his body around, tossing Goro down the street before the opposing dinosaur finally regains control of his body. Gorosaurus turns back around and charges Supergojira, only to be knocked away by an energy ball the super-monster launched from the tip of its tail. Before Goro has a chance to regain composure Supergojira expels a nova-beam from his maw, leaving only a seared stump for a neck left on the kaiju’s body, and Goro drops dead.

The next, poor, hopeless monster to step up is Mothra! The guardian moth gracefully soars across the arena with incredible speed, raking a tri-rainbow beam across Supergojira’s back as she passed. Unimpressed, Supergojira propels an energy ball from his tail at her. The nimble moth evades the attack, permitting a sky-scraper to take the punishment. The man-made structure was completely decimated.

Mothra: I’m impressed, Gojira! In this form, even your smallest projectile bares the strength of your nuclear heat ray in your previous form.
Supergojira: You should see my beam now!

Tim: With that the great dinosaur expels a powerful nova-beam from his widened maw. Mothra barely escapes the incredible force, which instead destroys an entire row of buildings. This seems to have given Mothra a daring idea. Boldly, the great insect dive-bombs Supergojira, bombarding him with golden antenna beams. Supergojira charged a nova-beam, his dorsal spines radiating a green glow (in despite of the fact that the nova-beam is bright gold). As Mothra lifts her form higher, successfully performing her dive-bomb, she drops the real secret weapon as she departs, her golden scales! As Gojira discharges the powerful energy-beam it ignites the powder, revealing the true potential of both attacks as Gojira’s form is lost in a mammoth explosion. Supergojira, who had barely moved since the fight began, now finally gets a move on, trekking a short distance out of the resulting cloud of smoke. As he makes his way down the street his face is met with one of Mothra’s most powerful weapons, the thorax-beam. Even a super-being has a little trouble with a titanic outburst of explosive energy to the face, and stumbles back a number of paces. Super Godzilla, now unbelievably angered, sends out a bombardment of energy balls from his tail. Mothra quickly morphs into Aqua-Mothra, igniting the potential energy of the projectiles, with her own “X” shaped blasts before they could reach her, before blasting Gojira himself in the chest a number of times. G ojira angrily shakes off the attack and launches his own, the powerful nova-beam. Mothra quickly makes another shift, this time into Light-Speed Mothra. Moving at such high speeds that the ground beneath her is torn up, Mothra must be moving so fast that that beam may has well be moving in slow motion. Suddenly Light-Speed Mothra appears behind Gojira, before reverting to her ordinary form to rake her spear-like legs across the back of his head. Gojira clenches a fist, which soon surges with blazing-sapphire energy. Quickly pivoting around to launch a fist at the protector of earth, Gojira finds that she’s no longer there, and instead Light-Speed Mothra appears next to Tokyo Tower. Oh my, Gojira let the time run out and another monster will now appear to help her out, this time it is…. Biollante.

Several jawed-vines rip free of the pavement and dig their teeth into Gojira’s limbs, as others bind Gojira’s body to keep him in place. Yards away, Biollante surfaces from the artificial Earth as a whale breeches free of the water, next to Mothra. Supergojira’s image is lost in a flash of light and the shattered remains of Biollante’s tentacles are scattered everywhere. Another tendril tears through the Earth at Gojira, but the super beast takes a hold and effortlessly plucks the tendril out of the ground. Biollante bellows her challenge as she pushes her form through skyscrapers towards the super-being. Her lower jaw drops open as she allows a spray of toxic, acid sap to rain over Gojira. Supergojira ignores the attack and rams and energized fist into the brilliant yellow bulb, flooding the streets with a green liquid. Biollante moans in agony as whip-like tendrils swat Godzilla across the face. Super Godzilla, sends energy into his free hand and punches Biollante. Then Super Godzilla issues a nuclear pulse, doing gruesome things to the flesh(?) surrounding his hands. Biollante, freed from Godzilla, tries for a retreat. All this time Mothra had encased herself and now re-emerges as Armor Mothra! The great Moth tries to aid Biollante, in an attempt to draw Gojira’s attention away from the plant (I guess they’re hoping that has long as they can stay in the ring the easier beating Supergojira would be through numbers alone) but it is too late to save Biollante. The interior of Supergojira’s open maw is brightened as energy builds up in the form of a golden sphere and his spines radiate intense amounts of power. Suddenly the sphere loses its shape as the energy is thrown from his jaws and into the gaping maw of Biollante (she was trying to bite him). The nova-beam rips through the back of Biollante’s head to collide with Tokyo Tower before both explode.

Mothra continues her energy assault as she swoops past Gojira, her bladed wing cutting a deep gash into Supergojira’s left arm, nearly severing the limb. Mothra’s ultimate form swoops in for another attack, this time successfully dicing off Supergojira’s right shoulder spike. When Mothra comes in for the next attack, her body surges with energy as she prepares to use “Transcend Fate”. Even Supergojira cannot survive crystallization, he has to act quickly. Golden particles in the air around Gojira suddenly appear and begin to converge onto Gojira’s abominable reason. The particles gather until at last they have united to form an enormous body of energy. Godzilla throws his heavy skull back and roars as a concentrated beam of energy is propelled from his gut. Mothra squeals as she tries to change her course, but its too late now and she rams the Naval Blast head on. The powerful outburst of blue energy transforms into an incredibly powerful explosion, throwing charred metallic armor everywhere from the blast. The smoke clears and it is revealed that Mothra was almost completely eradicated.

With Mothra dead the next opponent enters, Space Godzilla!

AJ: The poor guy doesn’t have a chance.

Tim: The crystalline space-demon immediately sets to work, summoning as many crystals as it can between himself and Supergojira. By this time the injuries Mothra had inflicted upon him had already healed. The all-powerful Supergojira isn’t discouraged and begins to walk straight through the crystals to get at Space Godzilla. Space Godzilla is quick to flee, changing into his flying form and taking to the air in retreat, blasting Gojira’s chest with a corona beam as he passes over-head. Supergojira slowly maneuvers his bulk around, recklessly crushing anything that would limit his ability to move in his normal form. As he begins to take off in pursuit of Space Godzilla, the crystals behind Supergojira stir. Before long they are plucked out of the ground and hover over Supergojira, blissfully unaware of the telekinetically altered minerals from space. The crystals turn until they’re point down and they fall onto Gojira, exploding on contact. The great Supergojira, shakes off the attack before taking a corona beam to the chest. Enraged, the first of the Japanese Film Giants launches an energy ball from the tip of his tail, only to have the energy scattered as it impacted Spacegodzilla’s telekinetic shield. That’s when Spacegodzilla captured Supergojira in a gravity tornado from his shoulder crystals. Spacegojira positions Supergojira over a towering skyscraper, before releasing his telepathic grip. The enormous bulk of the radioactive dinosaur easily tears through the building before colliding with the ground, throwing clouds of dirt, hundreds of feet in the air. Spacegojira launches a corona beam to cut through the smoke, revealing Supergojira to be lying on the ground on his gut. Acting quickly, Space Godzilla summons a ring of crystals around Gojira, before they incline toward the center, forming a cage around the nuclear leviathan. Supergojira slowly gets to his feet, and is quick to realize what he’s in. With an annoyed grunt he his body begins to radiate a powerful glow. Alarmed, Spacegojira fills the gap between them with crystals, completely filling in the street with crystals. Just incase this fortress of space crystal isn’t enough, the Gojira double summons his shield. With a mighty roar, Gojira propels his all-powerful naval blast from his body, cutting through each of the crystals like a razor-sharp blade through tissue paper. In despite of his best defenses, Spacegojira perishes in an Earth-shattering explosion.

AJ: The randomizer says his next opponent is the Giant Sea Snake. This can’t last long.

Tim: Needless to say. Unless he can hang in long enough, there’s no help for the guy either. Slithering quickly into the battle, the great serpent sinks its teeth into the king of the monsters arm. Lifting its arm, Gojira examines the snake.

Supergojira: So why are you in such a rush to die?

AJ: Rather than wait for a reply, Gojira sends the snake into the air with a flick of the arm. As gravity begins to take its effect and Giant Sea Snake begins to descend towards the ground Supergojira throws an energy blast from its tail, sending two halves of the snake flying in opposite directions.

Tim Gojira cries out in victory before a pair of missiles strike him in the dorsal spines. Without looking Gojira sends energy towards the unseen attacker, after which he is rocked forward with a plasma grenade. Before Supergojira can turn around, he’s struck with UN Mechagodzilla’s entire arsenal.

AJ: Now how long will it take Gojira to turn this mech into high-tech, futuristic garbage?

Tim: As Gojira makes a full turn around, he’s impaled through the arm with a G-Crusher Cable. Afterwards Mechagodzilla engages its thrusters, circling around Supergojira, capturing Gojira in a metal web between two sky-scrapers. Then, extending its remaining arm it launches its remaining G-Crusher cable, and to everyone’s surprise it passes right past Gojira, between the metal webbing to impale a tower. Then Mechagodzilla sends an electric current through its cables.

AJ: I see! Mechagodzilla is using the tower as a conductor to build up higher voltage.

Tim: And its beginning to take its toll on Supergojira, as he is struggling furiously, foaming at the mouth. Supergojira roars in his suffering just in time to take a paralyzing missile to the throat. Enraged Gojira grabs a hold of a G-Crusher cable and pulls it apart. Then, using its Nova Beam, Supergojira leaves only segmented metal cables on the ground. Supergojira freed itself just before being struck by two blue-beams to the side. SG cries out in rage as Garuda (UN Mechagodzilla’s back pack) passes by. Against the rules or not, Garuda’s in the ring and Gojira’s gotta’ deal with it. Mechagodzilla II strikes the real-deal in the chest with a Mega-Buster mouth-ray as Garuda spears the kaiju in the back with its dual laser cannons. Sparks fly as the destructive force meets the skin of the dinosaur. Super Gojira shrugged off each attack and now the super-being was through fooling with its hopeless adversary. The thrill of the fight had faded and replaced with intense, burning rage. As if Gojira’s intense emotions were building inside of him, energy surfaced from within, giving rise to an ominous glow. One super-charged blast later and Garuda was no more than scrap metal. Ten Gojira turned its hateful eyes to Mecha G. For Gojira, there only satisfaction in disposing of this foe would only come from tearing it apart from sheer physical ability. As Supergojira’s hulking form Mechagodzilla did everything it could to prevent the King of the Monster’s advance to no avail. Alarmed it took off, only to have its ankle captured in a clawed trap of living tissue. Mechagodzilla pivoted all around but couldn’t free itself from Gojira’s grip. With a powerful tug Mecha G’s form but a dent in the concrete street. Energizing his fist, Gojira punched a whole in the false-diamond armor. After shortly digging around Gojira plucked circuitry from within Mecha G and tossed it. And so began the scattering of Mecha G’s working parts until its brilliant-yellow eyes faded to black.

Leaving Godzilla no time to celebrate his ‘one little victory’ a crimson beam comes towards Gojira before breaking off into countless, smaller streams of energy, each producing fountains of sparks and heat shortly after being launched from the main body. The result, the immediate area around Godzilla looks like a Fourth of July fireworks display, and Gojira’s spirits aren’t being lifted by it. Supergojira quickly turned to discover his attacker to be, unsurprisingly, Gigan, armed with his chain-saw hands rather than hooks. Gojira’s spines begin to glow, something Gigan had anticipated. Dipping his rotary cutters into the ground he formed a makeshift transport system, allowing him to run circles around Gojira and outrun the resulting, continuous stream of yellow energy. This continues for a while until at last Supergojira’s beam unwillingly ends. In a bright flash of light Gojira returns to his original form, with two more foes still left to go. Gigan then launches its homing discs at its weakened foe. A blast of concentrated thermonuclear energy erupts from the monster’s reptilian maw, incinerating the homing discs and continues onward to their point of origin. Leaping to one side only to discover he pulled away an instant too late, Gigan examines the resulting charred stump that used to be his left hand and knows he’s in trouble. Using his rocket propulsion Gigan sends his own form speeding towards his adversary, the hum of his chainsaw rising above the sound of rushing air. Swinging his terrifying weapon Gigan finds himself in a sticky situation when Gojira grabs him by the wrist, hurls his body around and releases, sending Gigan through a man-made structure. The great cyborg promptly dislodges the remnants of an apartmant building from his back, ready to go back on the attack only to find someone beat him to it. The jewel in Gigan’s forehead shattered as the charcoal behemoth’s mighty fist collided with his beaked skull. Gojira then reaches down to the Gigan lying motionless, and grabs him by the tail. Swinging him like a sport at the Olympics Gojira sends Gigan soaring to the air, to take a nose-dive into the ground and a mouthful of dirt. Gigan staggers to his feet seconds before a discharge of searing energy knocked his head off his shoulders.

Gojira roars in victory before he is struck in the side by a brown mass. Gojira finds his head buried in the side of a sky scraper. Damaging the structure further as he frees himself, Gojira is given no opportunity to fight back as Kong slams a fist into his side, cracking a rib. Blinded in pain and rage Godzilla unleashes a nuclear pulse. The smell of singed fur signifies a successful attack. However, the stupid ape (Thank god Matt Kong isn’t here or he’d kill me) is still up and ready to go the full fifteen rounds! Godzilla charges a nuclear heat ray aimed at Kong. The agile ape dodges the beam before making a daring dash to its source. Kong gives ol’ Goji a good blow to the jaw, sending him falling backwards. Before Godzilla could hit the ground, Kong took him by the arms and tossed him in the opposite direction. Kong goes in for the pin. Gojira allows it but only for the chance to bite into the flesh of Kong’s shoulder. Kong grimaces but holds down Godzilla. However the instant the count down registered “two seconds” Gojira sent Kong packing with a powerful nuclear pulse. Kong attempts to come back at his foe but stops mid way and doubles over in pain.

AJ: What the heck is going on!

Tim: A mixture of radiation poisoning and burnt insides.

AJ: Eh…

Tim: No one said this would be fair. And Godzilla is more cruel than ever!

Gojira: Hope you’re ready for more scars to that collection!

AJ: And with that Godzilla‘s claws create three new rips across Kong’s chest. Screaming in agony the great King Kong seized his foe and brought both of their foreheads together at high speed, leaving both on the ground. Kong quickly gets to his feet (yes we just switched from past tense writing to present tense) and hammers a fist repeatedly into Godzilla’s gut. Godzilla simply shrugging off each of his blows. Kong uses his own claws to leave a gash across Gojira’s chest, only for the wounds to fade away as if none had ever been inflicted. After a quick pin a nuclear pulse sends him back off Godzilla. And then… Kong taps out!!!

King Kong: I can’t even beat him when he’s lying down. I’m ready to admit when I’ve lost.

Tim: Take it easy AJ. Kong’s not a wimp. Gojira just outclasses him is all

AJ: Yeah. Alright. I just didn‘t think Kong was the type to give up.

Tim: A wise warrior is one that knows his own limits. And speaking of wisdom, let’s bring a less than wise warrior in! Gojira’s final foe for tonight, King Ghidorah!

AJ: A barrage of golden energy and explosions against the Legendary Godzilla’s skin signify the arrival of the great hydra. Blinded and confused Gojira has no time to prepare before the great golden beast brings its weight down on top of him. One successful attack opens up the way for another. With Gojira on the ground Ghidorah helps himself to toss the first kaiju across the arena. The big G. gets back up quick only to get knocked down following a second body slam. A new attempt at fighting back is thwarted as the dinosaur is pushed through a bridge via KG’s gravity rays. KG comes in close to bite his foe but is instead grabbed by the middle neck and lifted off the ground. The other two heads deliver electrified bites to Gojira’s sides but the dinosaur only stands motionless, arm extended, the serpentine neck held tightly in the energy absorbing dinosaur’s firm grip. King Ghidorah attempts to call out in distress but Gojira isn’t heartbroken. Instead he forces King Ghidorah’s center head to look at his face. Then he draws the dragon near. His jaws lock around the center head’s cranium and blood rushes down over the hydra’s set of eyes. The other two heads, having detected the smell of their own blown, go nuts! The serpentine heads dig their fangs in, tear out a chunk of flesh then, expel it, making room for another to take its place. This doesn’t go well with Godzilla who uses a nuclear blast at point blank range to slam into the hydra’s chest, putting a huge distance between the two. Rapidly returning to his senses, Ghidorah takes to the air in time to evade the on coming monster king. His aim true, Ghidorah lands a gravity beam directly on Gojira’s forehead. A disorientated Godzilla rears back to roar, the opening Ghidorah was waiting for. The great hydra swoops down, slamming its feet into Goji’s chest amd toppling over the great saurian. Once again Ghidorah performs a successful folow-up. Grabbing onto Gojira’s tail King Ghidorah lifts the mammoth creature before dropping him into Tokyo Bay. Golden energy forms in each of the tri-headed monster’s mouths. A bombardment of gravity rays all across the bay soon follows. Then, to top of the attack, Ghidorah focusesa all three discharges into one beam to impact the submerged Gojira. Shortly after the explosion, when the water had settled, that’s when King Ghidorah panicked. Gojira had taken the explosion to his advantage, using it to hide his advance from King Ghidorah. Now the three headed monster didn’t know where he was. He soon found out when a blast of intense blue energy struck Ghidorah’s form. The result: King Ghidorah was thrown one direction, one of his tails was thrown in the other. King Ghidorah took a nose dive into the bay to find himself lying unconscious underwater. Before he knew what him Gojira’s teeth sank into his flesh. This broke the hydra’s dizzy spell. In a furious outburst all three sets of teeth found themselves imbedded into Gojira’s neck. Gojira unleashes a nuclear pulse, eradicating all three heads in one move. As if anyone didn’t see this coming…. Godzilla won.

Tim: AJ? You know what hosting the show again after so long of not hosting the show has reminded me?

AJ: What Tim?

Tim: That I love doing it! My job rocks! Oh! Right! Uh… See you again next month! The next WMW event will air the last Sunday of January! This should give you plenty of time to soak up “Cloverfield” then comeback for more monster action. Fatal Friday Fights (the weekly show) will return in May. As for now we’ll only be airing one episode per month! Join us again next month when our theme will be video game monsters! It’s the cast of “Primal Rage” (Arcade, SNES, Sega Genesis and PS) versus the cast of “War of the Monsters” (PS2) all night long! Plus a few extra surprises! Until then, I’m Tim!

AJ: And I’m AJ!

Together: See ya’!