Tim: Hello kaiju fans. I would like to open this episode with a letter from AJ, which reads:

"Tim,

It only took you long enough to find a new guy. This job was majorly cutting into my social life. Anyway I still watch the show on TV and watch the re-runs of Iggy's matches on Youtube.

-Thinking of you,
AJ"

Tim's thoughts: I wish I had a social life. And I wasn't aware of episodes being posted on Youtube either.

Tim: Well anyway, our opening match is the Korean dinosaur we all know and love for his human-friendly nature, its Yonggary! And his opponent tonight is none other than that waste absorbing string of micro-bots, The P.E.M.C.!!!

       VS      
Yonggary                                           The P.E.M.C.

Tim: The arena becomes a rocky, hilly terrain and the fight is on!

The P.E.M.C. swings a whip, like tendril at YINO, however the (surprisingly) agile dinosaur easily evades the microbe colony's attack. The whip instead slams into a rock wall, triggering a minor rock slide, before Yonggary lashes out and tries to bite the tentacle. The P.E.M.C. takes advantage of this, the millions of microbes YINO bit into begin to flood into his mouth, intent on slithering down his throat and filling his lungs. Yonggary escapes, using a fire blast to incinerate the intruder upon his body before drawing away from the gelatinous mass in shock.

Yonggary looks The P.E.M.C. over, trying to figure out what kind of animal he's facing, and how to attack. Before he can come up with a plan of action, The P.E.M.C. retracts the tenticle back into itself before its enormous mass advances towards Yonggary. The reptile instinctively attacks with a fire blast, destroying a chunck off of the side of The P.E.M.C. The slithering, red mass, launches a wave of tentacles after Yonggary, whipping him across the face. After the dinosaur crashes to the ground The P.E.M.C. again surges at him. Yonggary leans forward, a fire blast tearing out his mouth, hitting the blob dead center in its towering form. Yonggary rises as The P.E.M.C. sinks to a pudle of red liquid. Yonggary roars in premature victory, unaware that the liquid is creeping towards him. Yonggary looks down as the puddle moves around his feet and tentacles reach out from the gelatinous mass and advance up his legs. Yonggary takes a hold of these tentacles and stretches them upward from, trying to break them. But instead the shapeless attacker squeezes between his fingers, before extending tendrils to ring the Korean dinosaur's neck. Yonggary tries to get his fingers around the appendages crushing his wind pipe as the main portion of the puddle spreads to his torso. Yonggary throws himself to the ground and rolls. No success of removing The P.E.M.C. He gets up, still struggled to gain a breath of air as The P.E.M.C. engulfes all but his tail and head. Yonggary panics as the trendrils slowly drape of his eyes.

Soon YINO looks like a blob trying hard to be a dinosaur, as his body is completely covered by the microbe colony. A light appears, shining with such brightness that it is visible from behind the microbe colony around Yonggary's mouth. It's source is revealed as a fire blast from Yonggary sends burning chunks of red artificial tissue flying everywhere as YINO takes his chance for a breath of air. He then slashes his shoulder, tearing holes into The P.E.M.C., only for the damage to be quickly hidden as more microbes take the place of those destroyed. The tentacles of The P.E.M.C. begin to move in on Yonggary's mouth again, until the dinosaur grips onto the tendrils with its claws and peels it away from his face entirely. In fact he's pulling so hard that his chest is revealed as he splits The P.E.M.C. down the middle. He then pulls the stretched tissue in his right hand out further from his body before roasting that portion of the nano-tech monster with a fire blast. He then repeats the process on the opposite side. The P.E.M.C. tries again to strangle YINO but the dino tears the tendrils away from him, pulls the P.E.M.C. free of his legs and hurls him of onto a the side of a cliff. YINO then fires off a series of fire blasts, causing strings of exsplosions, which in return both fry P.E.M.C. and bury the remains in a rock slide.

YINO roars, announcing that he's won but again it is proven to be too late to celebrate as his back is scorched from a blast of blue nuclear flame. He turns to meet Cyber Godzilla's gaze.

Cyber Godzilla: No one defeats a member of the GTS Mechs! You should treat your future rulers with a little more respect!

Yonggary: That'll be the day!

Tim: "Fellow member"? It should seem the GTS Mechs faction has expanded since last we've seen them.

Yonggary sends a bombardment of fire blasts at Cyber G, but the cyborg is just too quick to hit. Suddenly two missiles impact on both sides of Yonggary, causing the abused dinosaur to stumble. The Korean monster pivots around to identify his attacker as Robo-Yeti. The mechanized ape then tangles its electric tenticles around YINO and feeds high voltage into his body. With out thinking, YINO jerks back and pulls on the cables before he comes to his senses and uses a fire blast to sever the tendrils. He was so concerned with Robo-Yeti that he failed to notice the charging Cyber Godzilla, who sends him to the ground with a tail whip to the side. He is then blasted with missiles, energy blasts and thermonuclear fire breath.

This brutal! Please somebody get poor YINO outa there!

The poor creature's trying to fight back! YINO manages to score a direct hit to Robo-Yeti's chest with a fire ball, the force of the blast throws the mech to the ground. YINO then kicks out, knocking CG to the ground. Before he can get up, the Cyber Flies come out of no where and begin injecting him with tranquilizer. As he gets up the Cyber Flies get off him. He launches a fire ball at them, but they scatter, allowing YINO to get only one, who proved not to be quite fast enough and a second mechanical insect that finds itself caught in the blast radious.

Suddenly YINO is hit in the side of the face with a car.

Where did that come from? This isn't a city. Oh. It's from the Techno-Sentient. It must have been a car that that thing absorbed. Yonggary strikes back with an onslaught of fire attacks that force the blob into a retreat. Suddenly he's sent back to the ground from a blast provided by Cyber G's energy cannons. While he's on the ground Robo-Yeti raps an electric tentacle around YINO's nose horn and feeds electric energy into the kaiju's body.

YINO is too weak to even scream! It's horrible!

Cyber G uses his flame breath, the Techno-Sentient hits him with his flame throwers, even Nozzug shows up and the sphinx adds on with his own fire stream, the mechs don't even stop until poor YINO passes out from the pain.

[Unknown to anyone, a lone Cyber Fly implants a mind control device on Yonggary.]

Tim: That was hard to watch! Please! Just... Someone take YINO to the infirmary!

Let's get to the next match up: Its a match between Zilla and Manda. Please quit booing, every time I say Zilla's name!

       VS      
Zilla                                           Manda

Tim: The kaiju enter an arena that has changed into Tokyo Bay. Both Kaiju begin in the streets.

Zilla starts off the match by charging head on at Manda. But to his surprise, as he comes close Manda hurls itself on to him, digging his teeth into the hide of his leg and using his coils to crush the limb. Zilla reacts to pain by swinging at Manda with his claws. Manda allows itself to drop to the ground, Zilla swing fails to hit its intented target. Manda bites into Zilla's ankle before a kick sends the serpent flying. Manda goes into retreat, slithering and walking away from Zilla, further inland into the jungle of concrete. Manda stops, thinking its well hidden, to take a break. After a minute a piece of ruble drops onto Manda's skull. Manda looks upward to find Zilla sitting upon the ledge of a roof, his great weight shifting as he prepaired to jump down at Manda was the cause of the ruble falling. Manda tries to get out of the way but he's just too slow. Zilla leaps down in front of the snake. Zilla unleashes his power breath at point blank range, sending the guardian of Mu sliding across the pavement, its head smashing against buildings along the way. Zilla comes down on the dazed Manda. Before he can clamp his jaws on Manda, the serpent clamps its own jaws onto the iguana's shoulder. Zilla fights back, trying to slash at Manda with its claws, but finds this to be a difficult task as Manda raps its coils around Zilla's neck.

Now Zilla is in the same position Cyber G was in when he fought GTS Nessie in a past episode of Fatal Friday Fights. And we remember how that turned out. However before Manda's tail can coil around Zilla, the great iguana grips onto the appendage and tears Manda away before tossing it to the pavement. The lizard rip off makes an attempt at crushing Manda's head beneath its foot, boot as it brings his foot down, Manda allows the US lizard to step on the point its horns. Zilla grunts as it backs from the aqua-dragon. Zilla tries again to bite Manda but the serpent reposioted itself. When Zilla's head came down the serpent dug its teeth into Zilla's neck. The lizard roars as it looses blood. Without thinking, Zilla flings Manda into the bay. Zilla boldly leaps into the water after Manda, regardless of the water dragon's advantage. He then sets to work locating the leviathan, using his strong tail to propel his body forward. He doesn't have to look long before Manda swims past him, its claws tearing small gashes in his side. Manda swims back and tries to ensnare the creature in its coils, but after pricking its skin on the tips of Zilla's back spines the serpent changes its mind.

Manda comes surging back, using its claws to rake across Zilla's hide again.

Zilla has no hope of out-swimming the guardian. When Manda comes at him again, Zilla spirals. The match ends as Manda is cut to ribbons on Zilla's spinal plates.

Tim: That was short. Okay, next match up: Mothra versus Bagan versus Monster X (no I don't mean Jiger).

Tim: Match 3:
Guardian Moth vs. Destroyer vs. Destroyer

       VS             VS      
Mothra                                           Bagan                                           Monster X

We now take you to our eye in the sky over monster island, Shazam has volunteered to take AJ's place.

Shazam: Glad to. Everything's normal in the island's jungles, you know as far as an island inhabitied by giant monsters go. Except, I don't remember that buldge of dirt on the top of that mountain being there before.

Well anyway the three have all met up and they aren't so glad to see each other. Bagan finds himself in the middle between Monster X and Mothra. Monster X opens the match with a blast of gravity rays to Bagan's right as Mothra hits the titan in the shoulder with a tri-rainbow beam from the left. Bagan cries out before sending a white hot plasma beam in Mothra's direction. The over-sized bug dodges the attack before raining her stinger-like projectiles (as seen in GMK) down on Bagan. The videogame monster doesn't look like he's all that hurt by the attack. He stumbles back a bit before he knocks Mothra out of the sky with a gravity ray from his horns. As a reward for his accomplishment he is struck in the back from Monster X, using his own gravity rays. The canceled monster charges at MX in rage, and body slamming the alien monster to the ground. Surprisingly, after hitting the dirt, Monster X rolls backwards and onto his feet. The humanoid monster then dashes at Bagan, leaps into the air for a three sixty spin, smacking Bagan across the face before delivering a series of blows to the monster's armored hide. Bagan shrugs off the attacks and catches Monster X's hands as he tries for the next string of hits. The two begin to grapple, pushing upon one another, waiting for one to give out and fall to its back. Bagan prepares to fire a plasma beam. Seeing the energy surface from within his throat, Monster X fires his gravity beams. The two waves of energy meet in a titanic explosion which, from the distance they were at, sends both monsters back in opposite direction.

The two stagger to their feet before they are met with a tremendous gust. Bagan looks to Mothra and puts an end to the wind, scoring a direct hit with his energy stars, once again grounding the protecter of Earth. Monster X comes surging at Bagan, shoulder slamming the Behemoth and sending him to the ground. Monster X then proceeds in blasting the monster with gravity rays from his eyes, before he to is sent reeling back from one of Mothra's thorax rays (one of Mothra Leo's more powerful weapons). Monster X doesn't look pleased about being fried by a bug. As Mothra batterss Bagan with wing lightning Monster X formulates a plan for his revenge.

The grounded Bagan fires a plasma ray at Mothra but the scales the guardian released from its wings reflect the energy, turning the attack into a stray shot, into the air. She the continues to assault Bagan with both wing lightning and thorax rays. When suddenly Monster X leaps onto the hovering Mothra, bringing her to the ground and pinning her under his feet. Monster X then gets off of Mothra, picks her up and tosses the Kaiju aside. Bagan, now rid of the moth gets to his feet. As a thank you, he delivers a plasma beam to Monster X's chest, sending the outer-space monster back in a shower of sparks. Before the grounded Monster X can get back up Bagan kicks him in the gut, sending him through a small hill. Bagan takes a hold of the back of Monster X's head before he forces it off the ground and begins to pummel MX's face. After one blow misses his fist lands in MX's maw. He then struggles to get free as Monster X clamps his jaws down on Bagan's hand. In the midst of their struggle both are stuck by Mothra's golden antenna beams. Bagan, looks up from Monster X, takes a hold of Mothra, using gravity rays from his horns, and launches the bug into the ocean. He then continues to try and free his bleeding hand from Monster X's trap-like jaws. The, from the smaller heads on each of his shoulders, Monster X fires two gravity rays into Bagan's hand. Bagan proceeds in punching MX in the chest repeatedly. Suddenly a series of energy bolts in the shape of an "X" begin raining on the combatants from the sea.

Aqua Mothra no doubt.

Bagan, with enhanced strength from his now limitless rage, swings around and flings Monster X into the ocean. He then begins to blindly send plasma beams down through the surface of the water and into the depths.

Suddenly Aqua Mothra bursts out of the ocean, scoring two hits upon Bagan's right shoulder with energy bolts in the shape of "V" but she is quickly shot down by Bagan. Aqua Mothra takes off again before becoming Light Speed Mothra and disappears into the past.

Bagan seems shocked by this, having never seen anything like this before.

While he stares off into space, Monster X leaps out of the water and rushes towards him. Thinking he's going to get a jump on Bagan he increases speed. But when he gets close, Bagan flips around, lashing him across the face with his tail, and sending Monster X to the ground. Monster X, again rolls to his feet before the two engage in a beam war.

That wierd slope I told you about earlier, it's moving! And now I no why! Mothra went into the past, cocooned her self and now has become Armor Mothra!

Both evil beasts have enough sense to fear this super-monster and redirect all their fire at her. The beams only reflect off of her sheilding as she fires "armor heat beams' from her forehead, scoring hits on both her adversaries. Monster X looks worried as he realizes she's coming straight for him!! He backs away as he continues to fire gravity rays, each doing nothing against the opposing super-monster. As she gets close Monster X turns tail and runs before Mothra uses "Transending Fate" to ram straight through his chest before Monster X crystalizes and explodes.

It's all down to Bagan and this new Mothra and now the question is: which is the stronger super-monster?

Bagan's super-powerful plasma beams all hit Mothra but only do a bit of damage from her new armor. Mothra comes down at Bagan, trying to dice him in half with her bladed wings. However this failes to pierce Bagan, rather it only knocks the monster over. After recovering from the blow Bagan rises to his feet. Mothra dives back at him and Bagan tries to do the same thing Godzilla did in Godzilla X Megaguiras, he leans forward, trying to get Armor Mothra to cut herself up on his back spike. However it is the spike and not Mothra that perishes from the impact. Bagan tries a different tactic, trying to use his gravity rays to grab onto Mothra. But Mothra's energy reflective shield makes it impossible. Mothra makes a turn and batters Bagan with energy blasts, before trying again to cut Bagan with her edged wings.

Bagan is no fool. He instead moves to the side and grabs onto Mothra's head as she dives. He then wrestles the moth to the ground and tries to punch her thorax but only succeeds in hurting his own hand as he strikes against Mothra's body. Instead he does one thing he hates more than losing... He pins...1...2...3. Although Bagan isn't satisfied with this its enough to earn him the win.

Tim:Thank you, Shazam. And now for the last match, the Legendary Belt Match. We have Third Colossus (codename:Knight) versus Saphira of "Eragon" fame.

Legendary Belt Match

       VS      
Third Colossus (Knight)                                           Saphira

Tim: The arena becomes a rain forest and the battle begins. Knight swings his sword at Saphira, who takes off into the air, allowing the weapon to pass under her before she unleashes a torrent of flames to Knight's face. Knight stumbles backwards, swinging his weapon blindly in an effort to hit Saphira. Saphira only shakes her head before she kicks him in the chest, sending him backwards. Knight sticks his sword into the ground for support before regaining balance. He is the stabbed in the arm with the tip of Saphira's barbed tail. As a reaction Knight swings out with his bare hand and swats Saphira to the ground. He then tries to crush her under the weight of his enormous sword, but she moves in time and all the Colossus succeeds in doing is getting his own weapon stuck in the dirt. Saphira takes the time to spray his exposed gut with flames. The Third Colossus draws away to escape the pain. Saphira then uses her tail to pull one of the legs out from under him, bringing the clumsy behemoth crashing to the ground. The Colossus angrily kicks at Saphira, bashing his stone foot against her shoulder. Saphira shrugs off the attack before going balistic on Knight. She claws and bites at any point that isn't armored until she can no longer do more damage (only a magic sword can deliver the finishing blow to a colossus). The Colossus swings out, smacking her across the face with his hand. Saphira no longer on top of him, the ancient monster slowly gets up.

Saphira realizes the monster can't be killed and tries for a pin. She kicks the kaiju's armored chest, knocking him to his back, but when she tries to pin the Colossus bats her away with his sword. The behemoth gets back up before, using its sword, Knight slays dragon.

Tim: Another quick match, tune in next week for Jet Jaguar versus his ripp-off from the Dark Horse Godzilla series, Hero Zero, then stay tuned for what I like to call, "Winter Wham in Summer". Yes, my take on Iggy's old seasonal event, although not as big (ten kaiju instead of twenty). Well that's the show. Sorry it wasn't one of the best but I don't control how the monsters fight... What? King of Mons!!!

King of Mons: I can't take hiding any longer! I was wrong! Please, Tim forgive me! I'll accept any punishment you assign me! Please I'll do anything to participate in the WMW again!

Tim: Alright, next week you're to be put in a cage match with both Bagan and Godzilla against you! That'll teach you some manners.

So it looks like we got another match up for my portion of the show. Remember to vote and please, I beg of you at least look at my blog!

-Tim

WMW Co-Host