Tim: Hello! It's the 20th episode of the WMW's Fatal Friday Fights! That's right we finally hit the big two "O"! Hard to beleive that months ago the very existence of this show was threatened by King of Mons and the Baltan! But let us not look back on such dismal hours, for there is much fun to be had tonight! What a better way to celebrate the 20th episode than with the first ever nine-match episode of the FFF! First off tonight we have Matt Kong and his portion of the show. But once you see his log off name, don't stop there! Keep scrolling down and check out G13's portion of tonight's episode and last but certainly not least is me, with four matches, the closing words and a special treat for you all tonight! So, since you don't like me just sitting here talking, I'm going to hand the show over to MK.

Matt Kong: Greetings to all my faithful kaiju fans everywhere! I hope you all enjoyed last week’s episode, for my second episode will start off with a bang! We have a special guest tonight as well, the one, the only… SHAZAM!

Shazam: It’s good to be here MK! I’ve been gone for awhile but I’m glad I got to star in your second episode!

Matt Kong: Eh, no problem pal! Besides, we have A LOT of awesome battles here tonight! First off we have Space Godzilla vs. Biollante! Both monsters are typically related, since Space Godzilla was created by Biollante’s cells it would make him her half brother in most ways, they are both mutations and pretty strong ones in that matter but who will be the victor? The cosmic saurian or the beast of Lake Ashino? Let’s find out!

       VS      
Biollante                                           Space Godzilla

The confrontation of the mutations begins and Space Godzilla takes the offensive instantaneously with two corona beams. The spiraling waves of energy rip through Biollante and tear apart some of her tendrils! The enormous beast squeals in pain and sends her tendrils out at SG, only to have Godzilla’s evil variant go airborne in his crystalline formation! Space Godzilla rains down corona beams on Biollante with utmost force, continuing to punish her dreadfully. Biollante moans in pain at the beams ripping through her and sends more tendrils launching out at Space Godzilla, only to be dodged yet again! Extremely frustrated and not in the mood to stand around and get shot, Biollante retreats into a local river.

Space Godzilla cackles, mocking Biollante evilly. However cockiness is the biggest mistake anyone can ever show, twelve of Biollante’s tendrils burst out of the water and impale him in the legs and stomach! Blood leaks out of Space Godzilla, the mutated super beast cries out in pain and reverts to it’s land form upon being slammed into the shore-line by merciless tendrils! Space Godzilla squeals in great pain upon hitting the ground and is finding itself being dragged along the ground into the water despite his efforts to resist being pulled in. The cosmic saurian is finally able to resist the monstrous vice grip by the time the water reaches his knees and blasts away the tendrils with three corona beams, emitting horrid cries of pain from the river below. Within moments, Biollante surfaces right in front Space Godzilla; enveloping her huge mouth over Space Godzilla’s head, tearing his skin with her jagged fangs!

SG screams in pain, the back of his neck being mercilessly raked through and bleeding moderately fast! Using his intellect Space Godzilla fires a corona beam through Biollante’s lower jaw, and upon Biollante’s release fires three more corona beams down the leviathan’s throat! Blood shoots out of the monster’s throat, as well as roars of unbelievable pain! In retaliation, Biollante shoots out two tendrils, going through Space Godzilla’s hands! Crimson fluid spews everywhere and Space Godzilla roars in agonizing torment! Suddenly, two tentacles with putrid heads attached to them bite into Space Godzilla’s knee caps; causing more cries of pain to emit from the space dweller! Seeing as how Space Godzilla won’t be moving anytime soon, Biollante fires an enormous load of ever spewing acid into her half brother’s chest and face! All the while, Space Godzilla screams like no tomorrow; feeling only unbearable, mind numbing anguish!

Once the seemingly endless spray of green fluid ends, moans of torment escape the scalded face of Space Godzilla. Biollante smiles evilly, only to have Space Godzilla’s right fist slam into her! Biollante cries in pain and bites onto Space Godzilla’s shoulder, drawing blood almost instantly. Not one cry of pain emitted out of Space Godzilla’s mouth, four corona beams to it’s place; ripping through Biollante’s upper left torso easily! The enormous monstrosity roared in pain and stumbled backward into the shallows of the river, being struck by two more corona beams along the way! Biollante screamed in pain as pieces of flesh flew in every which way, with the sound of Space Godzilla’s malevolent roar calling out for revenge all the while. Unleashing a terrible assault, Space Godzilla fired four corona beams into the core of Biollante, crippling her deeply. SG transforms into his giant crystalline form, taking off into the air yet again; hovering at least one hundred feet above the river and Biollante.

Summoning numerous crystals in the middle of the river, Space Godzilla begins to fire out more corona beams tan ever as well discharged lightning from the crystals through Biollante’s hide. Biollante shrieks in horrible anguish, only to have bigger problems on her hands. The crystals that uprooted through the bottom of the lake triggered an underwater volcano in the process. Biollante shrikes as the lava begins to touch her skin and tries to escape the underwater inferno, but Space Godzilla uses his powers an activates his crystalline prison; trapping Biollante utterly. Biollante’s desperate cries for mercy our ignored, and her existence is burned away by the molten lava that rises with malicious contempt. The winner is…Space Godzilla!

Matt Kong: Using his malevolent, devious mind Space Godzilla manages to pick up the win!

Shazam: I’m willing to bet that other mutations out there won’t want to mess around with SG! He’s a pretty ruthless villain, I mean he did just kill his own half sister and he looks happy about it!

Matt Kong: Yeah, but that’s Space Godzilla for ya! Anyway, let’s move on to the second match; Kiryu vs. Death Ghidorah vs. Hedorah!

Matt Kong: In one corner, we have the Smog Monster. In the other, a destructive dragon from ancient times and if that weren’t enough, the mighty mech Kiryu is also in this jamboree!

Shazam: I don’t know where you came up with this idea but this is sure to be interesting!

Matt Kong: Indeed it will be! Let’s start the match!

       VS      VS      
Death Ghidorah                                       Kiryu                                      Hedorah

The three way showdown begins with Hedorah making the first move, firing out acidic blobs at Death Ghidorah. Death Ghidorah cries out in pain as his flesh is burned somewhat easily and he’s not too happy about it! Kiryu takes action and fires his shoulder missiles into Death Ghidorah’s side, emitting cries of pain and surprise from the chaotic dragon. Hedorah changes into his flying form and fires his crimson eye beams down at both kaiju, causing some pieces of armor to fly off Kiryu and slabs of flesh to fall off Death Ghidorah. Both monsters roar in pain and neither one looks happy at the moment. Kiryu fires his laser bolts from his arms, all hitting Hedorah and causing him to crash in front of Death Ghidorah. The malevolent emits a Shock Pulse from it’s body, sending Hedorah crashing backward through a rock; a little bit dehydrated to! Kiryu’s rocket boosters activate which send him soaring at Death Ghidorah, with enough force to send him crashing multiple feet away!

The mechanized kaiju eyes Hedorah and fires more missiles from his shoulders, exploding against Hedorah’s toxic skin! Hedorah cries out in pain and fires a pair of it’s eye beams, sending a chunk of metal flying off his shoulder with sparks flying everywhere! Kiryu stumbles backwards and is hit by four lava gout bolts from his left, sending him crashing down with decent damage! Death Ghidorah roars evilly, eager to get his revenge. Hedorah goes airborne and lands in front of Death Ghidorah, spewing his toxic breath into the dragon’s face! Death Ghidorah stumbles to his right, disoriented and gasping for air! Hedorah takes on step forward and hid eyes widen as a drill goes though his back and pops out of his chest! Kiryu utters a mechanical growl and pulls back his drill, which is covered in black sludge! NASTY! Anyway, Hedorah collapses to it’s knees, wouldn’t you fall down if you had a drill impale you through the back and come out of your chest?

Death Ghidorah walks towards Hedorah and bites into him, sending electrical surges through the beast and it begins to dehydrate! It looks like Kiryu wants Hedorah dead to, he just opened up his hyper maser and is shooting Hedorah in the back! Hedorah cries in pain and tries to get out of Death Ghidorah’s grip, but with electrical impulses from Death Ghidorah and the hyper maser shocking him at the same time it’s too much and the smog monster evaporates into nothing in Death Ghidorah’s mouth!

Death Ghidorah: Now that the walking trash heap is gone I’ll deal with you!

Kiryu: BRING IT!

Death Ghidorah stomps on the ground, sending his Fiery Pyre Road at Kiryu which sends the mechanized Godzilla falling backward with much damage inflicted to it! Death Ghidorah repeatedly shoots Kiryu with lava bolts and the third Mechagodzilla utters a mechanical scream! Much of the armor of Kiryu is heavily damaged and his shoulder missile container were blown off in the process! Kiryu rises to it’s feet with much difficulty, and fires his laser cannons from his arms and his maser mouth beam; rocking Death Ghidorah’s figure with explosions! Death Ghidorah fires back some lava gout beams but Kiryu dodges them and gets up and personal with the dragon, hitting him left and right! Death moans in pain and bites into Kiryu’s shoulders and neck with his three heads, electrocuting the Mechagodzilla!

Kiryu roars in pain and struggles desperately, knowing how it could be short-circuited if this continues. Desperately Kiryu fires his maser beam from his mouth, raking across Death Ghidorah’s middle neck! Death Ghidorah drops Kiryu and roars in pain, only to have Kiryu (who is still flat on it’s back,) fire off laser bolts from the cartridges on it’s arms; blowing off Death Ghidorah’s left and right necks! Death Ghidorah’s middle head screams in anger and in surprise, bringing it’s entire body up in order to bring it’s feet down on Kiryu! Kiryu sees on fatal flaw in Death Ghidorah’s plan and musters the strength to bring itself up and stab Death Ghidorah through the chest into his heart! Death Ghidorah’s eyes widen and with a solemn groan of pain the enormous best falls on top of Kiryu. Kiryu what is left of his strength to shove the lifeless dragon off him and puts his arm around him for the pin, 1…2…3! There you have it! Kiryu is the winner in this slugfest!

Shazam: Well Kiryu, you must pretty dang tired by now! Look at you! You’re a mess!

Kiryu: I-I k-know….I-I’ll j-just make m-m-my way…..to the…repair….b-bay.

*Kiryu collapses*

Shazam: Oh no! Kiryu!

Matt Kong: Don’t sweat it! Mecha King Ghidorah will take him off to the repair bay!

*MKG lifts the offline Kiryu up with his Godzilla arm and takes off*

Matt Kong: He’ll be fine, rest assured Shazam. Now to move to the third battle tonight! Red King and Zetton against Gorosaurus and Anguirus! Gorosaurus and Anguirus maybe tough but can they beat two of Ultraman’s most recognized foes? Let’s find out! (The arena is set in a mountainous landscape unlike past battles)

       VS      
Gorosaurus and Anguirus                                       Red King and Zetton

The fight begins and Gorosaurus charges at Zetton while Anguirus charges at Red King. Gorosaurus charges at Zetton, slashing him with his short, but sharp claws. Though it’s not enough to make Zetton bleed, he does feel some pain and squeals a bit. Zetton begins attacking Gorosaurus mercilessly, with two right jabs, a left and right hook and finally a left uppercut that sends the dinosaur crashing down! Gorosaurus cries in a bit of pain and attacks again only to fall down again from Zetton’s Celsius fireballs! The mutant T-Rex crashes to the ground and is blasted with a ray from Zetton’s hands, that send him colliding to the dirt another time. Anguirus attacks red King viciously clawing Red King causing some blood to be shed, but the ankylosaur-like beast is smashed backward by a thunderous right and left punch. Anguirus crashes on it’s side and is lying next to Gorosaurus.

Anguirus: Something tells me the direct approach isn’t working!

Gorosaurus: Ya think!? We’ll have to use our brains to beat these jerks!

Anguirus propels himself at Zetton, using his carapace to knock the alien over! While Zetton is trying to get up Anguirus and Gorosaurus attack Red King. Gorosaurus bites into Red King’s arm while Anguirus claws at his chest like no tomorrow! Red King is bleeding moderately due to tooth and claw, shrieking out for help. Zetton has gotten up and fires a ray from his hands into Gorosaurus’s back making fall over! Red King delivers a monstrous kick to Anguirus soft underbelly, which sends him crashing many feet away. Anguirus rises up, moaning in pain from the earlier kick he received. Then the dinosaur attacks Zetton, charging at him madly only to bounce off of Zetton’s energy shield! Red King is slamming Gorosaurus’s face into the side of a rock and now Gorosaurus is bleeding badly and may just have a concussion! In retaliation, Gorosaurus head butts Red King in the face and kangaroo kicks Ultraman’s foe sending him crashing a few feet away! Anguirus manages to run to Gorosaurus, dodging a few of Zetton’s rays while being hit by one in the hind leg. Anguirus screams in pain as he stumbles and in front of Gorosaurus, looking up at his friend in desperation. The limping Anguirus retreats into the underground with Gorosaurus running away as well.

Red King: I’ll get those cowards for ya Zetton! Stay here!

Zetton: Whatever, oaf…

Red King did not hear this and blindly charges after Gorosaurus who went running towards the west. After much searching Red King eyes Gorosaurus and lifts an ENORMOUS boulder and throws it at him, hitting him in the spinal cord and sending him crashing down in a heap of rubble. Red King cackles walks over to the rubble only Anguirus come out of the ground and tackles him from the left side! Anguirus claws and mauls the downed Red King and Gorosaurus bursts out from the rubble, though he is hurt badly the decoy tactic seemed to work! Red King punches Anguirus, sending the underground dweller falling off him. Red King rises up and kicks Anguirus in him in his under-belly sending him on his back crying in pain! Red King approaches the downed Anguirus but Gorosaurus bites into his left arm viciously into his left arm and Red King begins punching the other dinosaur in the side of his face, resulting in bleeding and a black eye in mere moments! Anguirus puts his carapace to good use and crashes into Red King, sending the beast plummeting down in a world of hurt!

Gorosaurus grunts at Anguirus, a “thank you” was definitely issued there. Suddenly Zetton appears right next to the downed Red King and shaking it’s head from side to die casually.

Zetton: I swear, I leave for one moment and your own stupidity nearly causes your death! You may have power, but intelligence is something you lack dearly!

Red King: Whatever! Just help me crush these idiots!

Anguirus: HEH! If that isn’t the pot calling the kettle black! If your head is that small your brain must be microscopic!

Red King: SHUT UP!

Zetton: Enough of this foolishness! I’ll kill you two myself!

Zetton fires two rays from his hands, both hitting Gorosaurus in the gut sending him crashing down; moaning in severe pain. Zetton then shoots out some Celsius fireballs at Anguirus but the ankylosaur rolls into a ball and smashes through the projectiles. Crashing into Zetton with enough force to make him fall backward! That little stunt was probably learned from his Millenium counterpart! Red King tries to grab Anguirus’s tail but ends up having his own tail grabbed by Gorosaurus’s sharp teeth! Anguirus rises up and begins clawing the downed Zetton only to receive a punch in the face that sends him toppling off. Zetton rises and fires his Celsius fireballs into Anguirus’s back which pierce through the carapace, making the quadruped dinosaur howl in pain and collapse on it’s stomach in pain. Zetton kicks over Anguirus and fires a ray into his stomach, sending a mini fountain of blood to emit from his stomach in a violent display of carnage! Anguirus cries in pain and flips over on his stomach again, and slowly takes two steps forward and collapses due to overwhelming pain!

Zetton dubs Anguirus as done for and meanwhile Red King has been spinning around trying to unhook Gorosaurus’s grip from his tail. After about three more rotations Gorosaurus flies off and collides into Zetton who nearly falls off a nearby ledge but grabs onto the side and is beginning to pull himself up. Red King charges angrily at Gorosaurus who is flat on it’s back near the ledge, Red King attempts to body slam the dinosaur but Gorosaurus manages to use his kangaroo kick even while on his back to propel Red King off the ledge behind him! Red King’s cries echo down a one hundred and fifty-foot ravine before a thunderous crash is heard that signals his death. Though Gorosaurus nearly fell off the ledge as well it looks like it was worth the risk! Gorosaurus stands up and walks over to the downed Anguirus roaring at Zetton in defiance. Anguirus is barely alive and is only able to lift itself up through it’s front legs and roars weakly at Zetton.

Zetton: So, two battle-scarred, bloodied and beaten dinosaurs think they can take me just because I lost my partner? WRONG! I maybe mildly injured but I’ powerful enough to take you both! Besides, my moron of a partner was only an offset to me killing you two!

Anguirus: S-s-shut u-up and…f-fight!

Zetton: So be it!

Zetton charges at both dinosaurs hammering the both of them with punches beyond belief. Anguirus meagerly claws back as does Gorosaurus in an attempt to survive. Zetton grabs Gorosaurus by the upper jaw and throws him into a rock formation while he knees Anguirus in the lower jaw and grabs the quadruped dinosaur by the tail and starts slamming him into the ground again and again! Anguirus cries out in pain every time his bloodied belly hits the ground and suddenly Zetton drops Anguirus, screaming in pain! A large violet crystalline spike was just tossed into his left leg and is sticking out of his right kneecap! Zetton turns around in bewilderment and looks at Gorosaurus, many of these violet shaded crystalline spikes are right at Gorosaurus’s feet!

Zetton: W-where did you get those! WHAT’S GOING ON!?

Gorosaurus: You knocked me into what appears to be an abandoned crystal mine. As I stumbled through I badly scratched my left shoulder on one of them. I thought they could be used as weapons, it appears I was right.

Zetton: I c-can’t move! This stupid crystal in my leg is prohibiting me from doing so!

Gorosaurus: Give up, you’re handicapped two on one and I have more crystals!

Zetton: NEVER!

Zetton pulls the crystal out of his leg (ouch!) and throws it Anguirus who barely manages to dodge it in time! Anguirus smashes his carapace into Zetton’s back and begins biting the back of his neck madly! Zetton rises up and grabs Anguirus by the throat and throws him next to Gorosaurus, it appears the quadruped dinosaur was knocked unconscious in the seismic toss! Gorosaurus throws to more crystals but Zetton blasts them apart with Celsius fireballs and blasts Gorosaurus’s left shoulder with his ray which sends a large piece of skin flying off with much blood pouring out of it! Gorosaurus collapses on one knee roaring in immense pain and grabs something from the wrecked mine, which looks like a crystalline mirror that stretches out to both the dinosaurs arms and is in the shape of a rectangle. Gorosaurus holds it up to Zetton but the alien disappears and reappears right behind Gorosaurus.

Zetton: I’ve had enough of this! Time to die!

Gorosaurus uses his head and ducks before Zetton was about to blow his head with Celsius fireballs and trips the alien with his long tail! Gorosaurus turns around quickly to the fallen Zetton, still holding the rectangular crystal mirror in his claws!

Zetton: DIE!

Zetton fires out a ray from his hands but it is deflected by the mirror back to it’s master, striking Zetton in the face! The alien terror begins to glow a bright yellow after this and miraculously explodes in a bright, golden light! Gorosaurus is sent reeling and crashes on his back, Anguirus was sent crashing onto his stomach again and silently whimpers in pain; yet he is still out cold. Anyway, Gorosaurus appears to have risen up and Zetton is nowhere to be seen! Care to explain my reptilian friend?

Gorosaurus: I’ve known Zetton to only absorb ray attacks he was familiar with, take Ultraman’s specium beam for example. Apparently, his organs don’t know how to react to when his own energy attacks strike him; which caused him to undergo many major internal system malfunctions. His own concentrated energy was fired back into too fast and too unexpectedly, it couldn’t be absorbed in such a small time period and due t o the fact he was unfamiliar with being faced with his own attack it was something he could instantly get used to. So it caused him to implode, minus a gut wrenching scene.

Shazam: So you one by pure and utter coincidence? No speculation involved?

Gorosaurus: I did think about what would happen to Zetton, but I didn’t think it would work. So yeah, sheer dumb luck with a “jump first, think later!” plot I guess.

Matt Kong: Impressive! Anyway, you and Anguirus are the winners! Get yourself to the med bay, you’re bloodied up big time and you look like a mess! Same with Anguirus, he’s no walk in the Kaiju Park either!

Gorosaurus: I can’t carry him! My left shoulder is displaced from that beam I took earlier! I’m just going to limp to the med-bay now…can you find someone help Anguirus there?

Matt Kong: Sure. Oh Jet Jaguar!

*Jet Jaguar lands next to the announcer’s booth in human sized form.*

Jet Jaguar: You rang, MK? Lookin good Shazam!

Shazam: Thanks! You too JJ!

Matt Kong: Eh hem! Jet Jaguar, please escort Anguirus to the infirmary, pronto!

Jet Jaguar: Sure thang!

Matt Kong: Don’t do that again, please.

Jet Jaguar: Sorry.

Shazam: Sounded good to me…

*Jet Jaguar drapes Anguirus’s left bloody arm over his shoulder and starts dragging him along.*

Jet Jaguar: Rip Van Winkle over here is heavier than he looks!

Shazam: Ha ha! A robot’s got to do what a robot has got to do JJ!

Jet Jaguar: That’s true! See you later Shazam!

*JJ carries off the unconscious Anguirus with Gorosaurus limping behind them.*

Shazam: Jet’s a nice guy don’t you think?

Matt Kong: Yeah but he’s not a guy, he’s a robot.

Shazam: WHATEVER!

Matt Kong: The last match is finally underway, with the lizard beasts Zilla, Zedus and Barugon against the heroic kaiju Zone Fighter, Gamera and Barugon!

Shazam: Zilla is going to die!

Matt Kong: Probably! Let’s start the match!

VS      
Zedus, Zilla, Barugon                                      Gamera, Godzilla Junior, Zone Fighter

The final bout starts off and Zilla runs at Gamera tearing at him with tooth and claw, sending blood ripping down his chest! Gamera squeals in pain and tries to cut Zilla’s head off with his left shoulder spike but Zilla dodges it and bites into Gamera’s right arm! Gamera squeals in pain and moves his left arm all the way back and punches Zilla in the face sending him flying next to Zedus and Barugon. Zone Fighter fires out a proton beam, while Zedus and Zilla dodge the beam impacts Barugon in the face and sends him flying backward; screeching in great pain!

Godzilla Junior fires a radioactive beam at Zedus who manage to dodge it send his long, piercing tongue through the Godzilla Junior’s left arm and out! Blood spews from the wound and the second son of Godzilla cries out in pain only to have the tongue shoot out again, going through his right leg this time! Godzilla Junior squeals in pain and falls to his right leg and Zilla takes the offensive firing out his power breath at Junior! Zone Fighter gets in the way and puts up his zone barrier, sending the flames coursing back at Zilla which burn him badly. Gamera sends out a fireball at Zedus, which hits the frilled tyrannosaur in the chest and sends him crashing through a building!

Zilla charges at Godzilla Junior, barely managing to avoid Zone Fighter along the way. Godzilla Junior rises up only to have Zilla bite down on his shoulder. The young Godzilla screams in pain punches Zilla in the stomach, which sends the lizard reeling back. Godzilla Junior takes the offensive and slugs Zilla with a right hook, managing to send the rip-off down to the ground. Godzilla Junior quickly smashes his tail into Zilla’s stomach from below sending the mutant iguana crashing through a nearby park! Zilla rises a bit battle scarred and fires out his power breath and Godzilla Junior fires a radioactive beam which cuts through the flames in seconds flat and goes down Zilla’s throat. The result, Zilla implodes and flesh and scales soar everywhere from blast of radioactivity.

Shazam: Zilla’s out first. No surprise there!

Zedus extends his tongue at Gamera who goes airborne with his leg jest just in time and Zone Fighter activates his Astral Dash move, running at high speeds at Zedus and crashing into him. Once on the ground Zone Fighter begins to pummel Zedus like no tomorrow, with blow after blow Zedus screams in pain. Zedus kicks the Japanese hero off him and stands up yet again. Zone Fighter rises up but is hit in the face by Zedus’s spiked tail, which sends him crashing down again! Barugon has shaken off the earlier attack and is now biting into Zone Fighter’s left leg ravenously!

Gamera fires out two fireballs at Zedus, one he manages to the dodge but the other hit’s him in right hind leg and sends the lizard crashing on one knee. Gamera has had enough of the frilled tyrannosaur and burns off his own right hand, the guardian of the universe soon begins transferring energy to it and the stump begins to glow a violet color. Zedus panics and spew out his tongue numerous times in order to try to kill the charging Gamera, the tongue slices through the turtles skin easily but Gamera keeps on charging! Gamera then slams the stump into Zedus’s stomach and in a bright light the Plasma Fist takes it course and completely destroys Zedus in a fantastic explosion! Gamera crashes to his knees, due to the fact he is bleeding heavily and took a good amount of damage from the tongue of the now disintegrated Zedus.

Zone Fighter is yelling out in pain, kicking Barugon desperately in the face as he continues to bite his leg rabidly. Godzilla Junior fries out two radioactive beams at Barugon, both hitting him directly and causing him to crash backward. The young Godzilla helps Zone Fighter up and Gamera appears to be standing to. It’s three to one and it doesn’t look like Barugon is going to give up! Barugon fires out his rainbow back beam, which nails Godzilla Junior in the chest and sends him crashing through a cul-de-sac! Gamera unleashes a fireball at Barugon, but the lizard agilely dodges it. Barugon extends his tongue at Zone Fighter and fires out an arctic mist but Zone Fighter puts up his Zone Barrier which deflects the mist back at it’s user and freezes Barugon completely. Taking his chance, Zone Fighter fires out his meteor missile bracelets completely decimating the frozen Barugon in an explosion of blood and ice! There you have it, our winners are Zone Fighter, Barugon and Godzilla Junior.

Shazam: Well that was to be expected! Those lizards put up somewhat of a good fight but in the end were utterly destroyed! Zilla was the first to go anyone surprised at all? I thought not!

Matt Kong: You’ve got me there. Maybe Zedus and Barugon should’ve paired up with GTS Godzilla.

Shazam: They probably should have but it’s too late for that now!

Matt Kong: True. Anyway it seems Zone Fighter and Gamera have taken off into the sky and Godzilla Junior is walking back into the ocean. They deserve some rest even if this match was kind of easy for them! Oh well this has been another episode of Fatal Friday Fights and….

Shazam and Matt Kong: GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!

-Matt Kong

WMW Co-Host

G13: Hello and welcome to tonight's "fight". before we begin I would like to say sorry to any kaiju fan who dose not approve of the show. however I assure you i am a huge kaiju fan as well so I am not attempting to make a mockery of the kaiju world or this site. I am merely trying to have a little fun and showcase the monsters in a way that is not the average behavior of the traditional kaiju fighter. with that said I now present
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G13:okay kaiju fans were about to get groovy and get down tonight at an enlarged version of Studio 69 where we will watch three great monsters go at it head to head in a dance off where each creature will have a chance to not only beat down the opponents like there is no tomorrow but show off there wicked sweet dance moves. This fight will be slightly different than most WMW fights because I will be judging them and running a point system based on how brutal their attacks on their opponents are as well as some freestyle points for extra. After each performance I will have 3 judges score the round out of 10. Along with the change in scoring i will also alter the order of the fight. Instead of the monsters being in a free for all blood fest this will be a bit more organized. Each monster will take turns dancing and mauling on each other. Well now lets get to the good stuff.

       VS      VS      
Space Godzilla                                       King Kong                                      Ultraman

G13: In this corner standing 45M tall and weighing 25000 tons we have King Kong. And now levitating into his corner while staring down King Kong is Space Godzilla standing 120M tall and around 80000 tons. And last but certainly not least standing... wait where is Ultraman? It seems as if Ultraman has failed to show up and will be counted absent from this fight.

King Kong: I guess its just you and me. Now that that big chicken whimped out. (as King Kong continues to mock the name of Ultaman, Ultraman teleports in and scissor kicks the ape in the back of the head and quickly jumps over King Kong and into his corner.)

G13:Okay, due to a previous coin toss King Kong will go first fallowed by Ultraman and then Space Godzilla. to start off King Kong jumps to the middle of the dance floor and throws his legs out and imitating James Brown does a spilt toe touch kicking both opponents in the face and landing with great form. Does someone want to get him some ice for that?

Judge1: 7
Judge2: 6.5
Judge3: 10 I loved it!

King Kong=23.5

G13: After King Kong got off the floor Ultraman jumps on the floor and slides all the way across the floor on his knees until he is sitting on the floor directly in front of Space Godzilla and jumps up off his knees and runs up space Godzilla’s chest and landed a perfect back flip to end his first round. Let’s see how the judges liked it.

Judge1: 5
Judge2: 7
Judge3: 10, I loved it!

Ultraman=22

G13:Now that Ultraman has just ran up him like a wall Space Godzilla pulls up a ring of space crystals up from the floor, he may be penalized for that one. Then, Space Godzilla sends shockwaves to Ultraman and does a conol saunders dance around the ring. Well that was original.

Judge1: 5
Judge2: 5.5
Judge3: 10! I loved it!

Space Godzilla=10.5

G13: Now for round number 2! King Kong flips his hair and looks directly at Space Godzilla with a "let’s see what you got” look in his eyes, then he walks to him as if he were on a runway and points at him an yells "were goin' down to China Town" and then King Kong grabs Space Godzilla’s collar and pulls him down and kicks him and does a quick hand plant on his back and points at Ultratrman and says, "You’re next buddy!"

Judge1: 8
Judge2: 6
Judge3: 10! I loved it!

King Kong=24

G13:Ultraman jumps up and does a triple back flip, to a front handspring and kicks off Space Godzilla and aims himself directly at King Kong as if he were a torpedo and he smashes King Kong through the wall.

Judge1: 8
Judge2: 8
Judge3: 10! I loved it!

Ultraman=36

G13:Space Godzilla teleports out toward the middle of the floor where he drop down and does a septouple pinwheel kicking all the opponents off the floor and stops in the middle of the floor in a laid back position. Then exits the dance floor.

Judge1: 8
Judge2: 7
Judge3: 10! I loved it!

Space Godzilla=25

G13: Now for the final round and the last chance to show the judges what you got!!! King Kong jumps up on the rafters on the ceiling and begins to spin around. After building some speed he lunges at Ultraman and crushes him with his mass and then throws Ultraman into the air and does a handstand and catches Ultramna in his feet.

Judge1:4
Judge2:4
Judge3:10! I loved it!

King Kong=18

G13: Ultraman jumps out and does the chicken dance. and when everyone started laughing he slouched down and slowly walked back to his seat.

Judge1: 1
Judge2: 1
Judge3: 2. I didn’t love that one very much!

Ultraman=4

G13: Now Space Godzilla levitates into the center of the dance floor where he begins spinning and twisting and then he goes upside down and spins even faster. Then, he slows down, crosses his arms on his chest and stops with perfect balance on his left shoulder crystal.

Judge1: 10
Judge2: 10
Judge3: 10! It was spectacular!

Space Godzilla=a perfect 30

G13: Okay, now to tally up the score. Wait… What’s this? We have a tie between King Kong and Space Godzilla. This will have to be settled in sudden death. Drop the disco ball and get your platforms on because were about to boogey, this is gonging to be hot. NO RULES!!!

G13: Now that we have escorted Ultraman out of the stadium the 2 great dancers will meet in the middle where they will do their thing.To start the dancing King Kong moving his hands over his face doing the Batman dance, but Space Godzilla counters with a sexy disco cowboy move where he pulls his hand from his pocket in a gun shape as if he were drawing a weapon and then blows on his finger like he had just blew on a hot barrel after shooting. So King Kong jumps to his hands and begins lifting his body up and down using only his arm muscles but then Space Godzilla pulls up a space crystal underneath King Kong knocking him to the ground. The judges sound the bell to confirm that the time is up. And just in time, these monsters are exhausted from dancing around in their platform boots, bell bottom shoes and huge hair. I’m not sure if they could take one more hit. But the judges are about to announce their decision.

Judge1: The winner of this match and the champion dancer of the kaiju world is...

G13: OMG! What is that? It looks like... Ultraman and he is about to shoot his Specium Ray at the other to kaiju.

(booom)

Judge3:(standing up) I loved it!
Judge2: Well then, I guess the award will be granted to Ultraman, being that the other two monsters have been pinned!

THE END

G13: And I bet you thought Ultraman was gone. its a good thing he can teleport.

-Garrett13

WMW Co-Host

Tim: Hello and welcome to Fatal Friday Fights! I just got my hands on that new (or not so new by this time) movie “Gamera: the Brave” so I’ve decided to dedicate a portion of my fraction of the episode to everyone’s favorite flying turtle. It’s a contest between the Showa Gamera, Heisei Gamera, Millennium Gamera, from the previously mentioned title, and Toto (young Gamera) against all of Gamera’s foes (excluding Garasharp). The rules are simple, it’s a team battle, when one member of the team goes down the next takes its place until all the members of one team are eliminated! So without further to do the arena becomes Tokyo and the first monsters of each team enter the arena, Showa Gamera and Barugon.

Showa Gamera, Heisei Gamera, Millennium Gamera and Toto vs. Barugon, Showa Gyaos, Viras, Space Gyaos, Guiron, Jiger, Zigra, Heisei Gyaos, Legion, Irys Millennium Gyaos & Zedus

Note: Due to technical difficulties no images were used for this match.

Tim: Barugon charges Gamera, intent on impaling the turtle upon its nose horn. As the great insta-freeze lizard draws near Gamera lunges out and grabs onto his horn. Gamera, with unbelievable strength, swings Barugon around and hurls him backwards. While Barugon recovers from his meeting with the pavement, Gamera tips himself onto his side before with drawing his arms, legs and head. The turtle then uses his tail to kick off and sends himself rolling at Barugon. By that time Barugon had come to and quickly comes up with a counter measure. Barugon sends an arc of multi-colored energy at Gamera. Sparks fly off his shell and the turtle is sent rolling in the wrong direction to crash into a building. A somewhat confused giant turtle pulls itself free of the ruble and does his best to shake off the attack. Barugon tries to use his freeze spray on Gamera, who tries to fight off the cold with a stream of flames. At first glance it looks as though its an even match but the cold wave is slowly pushing back Gamera’s flames. Gamera’s steady stream of flames breaks but before he can be over come by the wave of freezing mist the friend to all children uses his leg jets to fly above the attack. Gamera comes spiraling down upon Barugon. Barugon only uses his tail to bat Gamera away and to the ground. Barugon takes the chance to rear up on his hind legs before he brings his weight down on Gamera’s shell. On the second slam Gamera takes off out from under him, tripping up the lizard and forcing him to his side. The flying Gamera makes a turn and torches the downed Barugon.

Barugon dies as the Showa Gyaos suddenly shows up behind the turtle. The friend to all children does his best to dodge the incoming super sonic cutter beams. All he really has to protect is his vulnerable neck and arms because his shell is highly resistant. Suddenly Gamera goes into a saucer form and flies backwards, slamming into Gyaos sending him slamming to the pavement. Gamera lands to a building next to Gyaos and pushes on the structure until it comes down on the mammoth bat. Gyaos frees himself. Gamera greets his foe with a blast of flames which Gyaos extinguishes with the powder from his chest. The threat of flames eliminated, Gyaos boldly tackles Gamera, knocking the turtle to the ground before engaging in a rolling struggle. Each time Gamera turns up on top he goes into a fury of punches, pounding Gyaos in the chest and across the face. Each time Gyaos turns up on top he batters Gamera’s chest with powerful wing beats and slashing at his arms with his talons. After putting a few cuts into Gamera’s arms and legs and with the knowledge that he has to hang on a little longer for his team to have a chance, Gamera decides he’s had enough. Gamera with draws his arms and legs before using his arm and leg jets to not only break free, but also torch Gyaos. The badly injured Showa Gyaos unleashes a bombardment of cutter beams on the fleeing Gamera but fails to hit anything but armored shell. Gamera comes back, trying to ram the beast with his shell. Gyaos dodges the attack but leaves a present behind, his powder which puts out his jets and grounds the turtle, sending Gamera skidding across the ground and into a sky scraper. Gamera gets to his feet just in time to be knocked back down with a kick from a flying Gyaos. When Gyaos tries for a kick again Gamera bites into his foot. Gyaos flaps wildly to break free but Gamera yanks down Gyaos to the ground. The surprisingly feral Gamera brings his tremendous form down on Gyaos and proceeds to tear his wing membranes to tatters. Gyaos kicks out in a desperate attempt at freedom, digging the talons upon his feet into Gamera’s already slashed legs. Gamera ignores the pain and punches Gyaos in the throat, ending the fight. Gyaos’s feet drop from their defensive pose as his body goes limp.

Next up is Viras. The alien squid goes for the friend to all children as fast as its slimy tentacles can carry it. The squid swings its tendrils at Gamera, whipping him in the side, the leg and arm but the tentacle meant to punch him across the face ends up wedged between his teeth. With the tendril stuck in place Gamera torches the appendage at point blank, until the intense heat burns all the way through and the limb falls off. Viras throws himself a top of Gamera, wrapping his tendrils around Gamera’s body except two which instead work together to crush Gamera’s wind pipe. While Gamera focuses all of his energy in ripping the tendrils from his throat, Viras pounds the downed Gamera with his spare tentacles. Gamera tries to fly away, but his jets are still clogged from Gyaos’s fire extinguishing powder. Gamera tries to force Viras to release by delivering a series of punches to Viras’s body and face. One of Gamera’s fists end up caught in the beak of Viras, causing green blood to trickle down from the weakened Gamera’s hand. Gamera kicks out, the claws upon his feet tearing flesh free of Viras’s body. Gamera keeps it up until he dies of suffocation, leaving Viras nearly dead himself.

Upon arrival the Heisei Gamera scatters Viras’s flesh and entrails flying in all directions.

Space Gyaos is soon to replace his dead comrade. Space Gyaos fires a trio of cutter beams, putting shallow cuts into Gamera’s hands. Gamera launches a plasma fire ball Space Gyaos’s way. The plasma ball detonates directly in front of Space Gyaos, sending the bat flying backwards, smashing into a building. Space Gyaos fetches up a ball of ruble and hurls it at Gamera. Gamera only raises a titanic hand and bats it back at the space monster. Gyaos barely has time to clear his vision before a plasma fire ball comes at him. Gyaos uses his cutter beam to detonate the projectile before it reaches him, the end result is a powerful explosion. Gamera is left unfazed but Gyaos isn’t strong enough to hold its pose and is rocked back to the ground from the force of the blast. Gyaos manages to roll out of the way just in time to avoid Gamera stomping foot. Gyaos gets to his feet before trying to shoulder slam Gamera. The turtle only pushes the lesser monster aside. Gyaos is quick to come back, head butting Gamera in the chest with his flat topped skull. Gamera is barely shaken from the attack, but instead takes the opportunity to grab onto Gyaos’s head crest. Gamera then swings Space Gyaos around by his head, slamming him into a building, in doing so breaking his opponent’s neck.

Next in line is the knife-headed Guiron. The obsird monster comes charging full-speed ahead at Gamera’s back. Gamera only side-steps and allows the top-heavy monster to plow through what remains of the building he used to kill Space Gyaos. Guiron shuffled around to face Gamera. Guiron launches twin shurikens towards Gamera, who only leans forward so that the projectiles bounce off his hardened shell. Guiron surges at Gamera, his bladed head lowered. Gamera manages to evade the charge before he punches Guiron in the side. Guiron suddenly jerks around, bashing the broad side of his knife-like head into Gamera’s side, causing him to stumble. Gamera manages to get behind Guiron again before dipping his elbow spike into Guiron’s back. Guiron kicks out with his hind leg, sending Gamera to the ground. Guiron gets it in his head that now’s the time to kill Gamera with his bladed face. He quickly turns around just in time for the exaust from Gamera’s jets to meet his face as Gamera flies away. Guiron launches his shurikens after Gamera. The first finds its place into Gamera’s right arm, but the others simply bounce off of his shell. Gamera yanks the projectile free of his arm before hurling it at its source. The shuriken pierces Guiron in the side. Guiron groans in misery from his own weapon and summons the projectile back to the side of its face. Gamera finishes the match with a trio of fire balls, each scoring a direct hit upon Guiron.

Jiger enters the arena. It begins the match by using its power of suction to pull Gamera towards itself. Jiger, ready to inject a parasitic egg into Gamera, pulls its retractable stinger out of its tail. Heisei Gamera manages to keep his distance from her with his leg jets. With no success with this form of attack, Jiger switches to another. It instead fires its microwave ray. The attack grazes Gamera’s shell, grounding the guardian of the universe. Jiger then tries yet again to pull Gamera in with its power of suction. Gamera is quick to go into saucer form in order to pull free. Jiger seems a little upset now. Realizing the force that was pulling upon him is gone Gamera goes back to his bipedal stance once again. Jiger sends twin javelin-like projectiles flying from its face. Gamera uses his right elbow spike to deflect one of the harpoons, the other punctures Gamera beneath the right shoulder. While Gamera struggles to get the harpoon free of his body, Jiger tries yet again to pull the opposing monster in with its power of suction. This only succeeds in assisting Gamera to score a direct hit upon Jiger with a fire ball. After recovering from the blast Jiger takes a daring charge at our favorite turtle. Monster X digs its teeth into Gamera’s left leg, causing blood to flow down onto the pavement. Jiger’s tail arches over its back, poised to strike like a scorpion. Jiger’s tail thrusts forward in an attempt to inject a parasitic reptile egg into Gamera’s body. Gamera quickly takes a hold of the tail before gripping on to the stinger and tearing it out of Jiger’s tail. Jiger fires its microwave ray at point blank, forcing Gamera to break free if he is to escape the energy attack. Jiger launches a series of four harpoons, impaling Gamera in the arms and legs. Gamera surges at Jiger and digs the monster’s own stinger into its side before pulling out the harpoons.

Next to enter the ring, the space shark, Zigra! Zigra is quick to get within close quarters to Gamera but flippers aren’t exactly the best if weapon. Gamera shrugs off the attack and shoulder slams Zigra, sending the aquatic monster to the dirt. Zigra gets up but before he has time to do much of anything the guardian of the universe bites into his left flipper. Then pulling with his teeth and claws Gamera tears Zigra’s flipper from his body. Gamera then tosses the dismembered body pphwart to the ground. Zigra bites into Gamera’s arm, but Gamera is used to taking a beat and kicks Zigra back to the ground. Zigra figures out his only chance of winning and scores a direct hit upon Gamera with his forehead ray, leaving Gamera alive but unable to do anything.

Heisei Gamera is out and Millenium Gamera takes his place in the ring. As soon as Gamera spots Zigra he finishes him with a fire ball.

The Heisei Gyaos comes spiraling down from the “sky” attempting to hit Gamera with a super sonic cutter beam, leaving mild cuts on his arm until he with draws into his shell. Gamera’s saucer form comes flying out of the smoke his leg jets/rockets caused and at Gyaos. The “bird” tries to hit him with a super sonic cutter ray but hardly phases his shell. Gamera passes under Gyaos, a spike on his shell hooking onto Gyaos and pulls off a hunk of flesh from Gyaos’s leg. Gyaos howls in pain as it flees from the giant turtle. Gamera is close in pursuit of Gyaos when the bat accends and hovers, allowing Gamera to pass in front of him before attacking with a cutter beam from behind. Green blood is sent flying and Gamera is propelled towards the ground. Gyaos makes the mistake of flying directly over Gamera and the great turtle obliterates the bat with a plasma fire ball.

Legion is next to enter the arena, the great flying bug circling over Gamera like a buzzard over a carcass. Gamera takes to the sky to match the insectoid space mammoth. Gamera comes soaring at Legion, who suddenly ducks down beneath the tortoise and holds up a pair of legs. Gamera slams into Legion’s legs and is sent spiraling to the ground. He manages to withdraw into his shell before crashing through the Roof of a building and down to the ground. A standing Gamera walks out of the dust and hurls a hunk of ruble at Legion, nailing the silicon based life form in the side of the face. Seconds later a tremendous cloud of dust rises from the crater Legion had created from the fall. When the crater comes into Gamera’s view, he is surprised not to see a crippled Legion lying helplessly. He steps into the crater to investigate, but soon finds that the crater is only filled with lose earth and the great turtle falls through. After hitting the bottom Gamera barely has enough time to get up before several sharp legs shoot up out of the ground and into his legs. Gamera throws his head back and roars in agony. Gamera forces Legion into a retreat as he uses a plasma fire ball to take one of Legion’s legs off. As Legion’s legs sink back into the underground the great turtle kicks up dust with his leg jets and gets out of the hole, into the sky. Legion is quick to follow the over-grown tortoise, launching energy blast after energy blast at Gamera, which the turtle barely manages to avoid. Gamera flies in low, trying to use the buildings as cover, Legion follows. Legion uses his blue energy, blast thingy again. Gamera turns and the projectile instead shatters a building. Gamera swings all the way around, ending up behind Legion. The turtle sends a plasma ball Legion’s way but the insect ascends and the fire blast destroyed what was left of the building Legion had ravaged. Gamera is able to quickly, re-enters pursuit, hot on Legion’s heels.

Legion: How did I end up in front?

Tim: Gamera releases a series of fire balls from his gaping maw. Legion jerks himself around through the air in order to evade the red hot projectiles before making a 180 degree turn and firing a horn laser blast at Gamera. The flying turtle veers to the right, ascends and passes over Legion. Legion completes his full circle turn to find Gamera coming back for him. Legion hovers in place and allows two out bursts of blue energy to escape from its spilt horn. Gamera tips to one side to avoid the first, then makes a sudden drop to avoid the next before colliding into Legion, spearing the insect in the gut. Legion is sent flying backwards to land back first on to a row of three apartment buildings. Before Legion can do anything Gamera comes down on the bug, using the spikes along his fore limbs to scrape the monster’s legs. Gamera goes into a frenzy of blows and punches before Legion gives him a nice little surprise…. She releases a swarm of smaller insect monsters to attack Gamera. The smaller Legion attached themselves to Gamera, stinging repeatedly with their mandibles and horns. Gamera takes off into the air, using his ability to spin to shake off the smaller monsters. He succeeds only to be struck in the shell with a discharge of energy from Legion, who now stands ready to fight again. The laser fragments a spike upon his shell and Gamera is sent to the ground from the force of the blast. Gamera feels Legion’s legs pounding a rhythmic song of death as they pierce the ground. Gamera waits until Legion comes to his side before rolling over, uses his leg and arm jets to slide away from Legion lying on his shell and sends a fire ball headed Legion’s way as he slides. Legion catches the out burst of heated energy in its shield and reduces the attack to nothing. Legion returns fire but Gamera is moving too fast for the insectoid kaiju. One of Legion’s beams detonates just before the sliding Gamera’s jest, the explosion sends the turtle in the air but Gamera takes advantage of this, using his jets to twist his body around and landing him on his feet. Gamera spits a plasma ball at Legion, resulting in a misfire into Legion’s defensive energy shield. With neither of their projectiles working Legion hovers above ground, flying to build up speed in its charge, as it tries yet again to impale Gamera. Gamera grabs Legion by the horn and wrestles the flying kaiju to the ground. Gamera gets the upper hand in the struggle and rips Legion’s horn off its head. Gamera is surprised to find thet this action enabled Legion to use a new ability (being that this Gamera never faced Legion). Legion unleashes its laser whips, cutting gashes into Gamera’s skin. In a desperate shot at winning Gamera lashes out with his claws, tearing holes in Legion’s legs, allowing the compressed gas that enables Legion’s mobility to escape from its body. Legion backs up before launching its energy whips again. Gamera tries to avoid the spray of beams avoiding all but one, slice a gash into his shoulder. Gamera proceeds to dip his claws into one of Legion’s eyes and out the other.

Safe to say that monster’s dead.

Irys is next to enter the arena, sailing through the air with its tentacle membranes. The evolutionary abnormality of the Gyaos species lands, rupturing the ground with its great mass. Irys fires a super sonic cutter beam from its tentacle at Gamera upon arrival. Gamera manages to deflect the blast with his shell a little too slow, leaving another cut into his shoulder. Suddenly Gamera is hit with a cutter beam from behind! Millinium Gyaos has entered the arena early. Gamera gets up and launches a fire ball at the flying repitle. The agile reptilian flyer evades the weapon before tackling Gamera to the ground. Gyaos keeps Gamera pinned as Irys approaches. Irys impales Gamera with its arm spikes and tendrils and begins to absorb his essence whiled Gyaos keeps his head down under his foot so the turtle can’t use his fire ball. To Irys’s surprise Gamera’s chest lights up and Gamera self destructs, taking all three of them out.

Looks like it comes back down to Toto versus Zedus. The frilled monster enters the arena and Toto enters six blocks down the street from him. Toto immediately sends a ball of fire at Zedus, but the aquatic dino uses its impressive jumping skills to propel himself up and over the attack. After landing Zedus launches its barbered tongue at Toto. Zedus’s tongue pierces Gamera’s side, green blood flows from the wound, down to the pavement. Toto does his best to bare the pain as Zedus retracts the barbed muscle back into his maw. The young Gamera sends another blast of fire at Zedus. He seems to be aiming low. Its like he’s trying to make it as easy as possible for the therapod to leap over the fire ball. Is he trying to tire, the already fatigued from his first match, Zedus? As Zedus lands Gamera launches a trio of fire balls at Zedus. Zedus tries a new tactic, and ducks down as close to the ground as he can without losing balance. Two fire balls pass over Zedus, one splinters a group of the dino’s quills. From his crouching position, Zedus pushes off the ground, like a frog. The sea beast comes down on Toto, maw agape, drool running like wild. Toto retracts into his shell and drops to the ground. Zedus feet comes down on Toto’s shell, plowing the young guardian into the rupturing the surrounding pavement and buildings. Zedus lands on Toto again, this time the turtle throws Zedus off balance, using his jets to shift position. When next Toto returns to his feet the dinosaur kaiju’s tail comes down on the guardian’s neck. Before Gamera can recover from the attack the tail hits him again. Zedus whips out again, this time crashing into Gamera’s chest. The quills pierce of Zedus’s tail pierce Toto’s unprotected arms. Zedus goes in for another swing but this time misses, impaling the tip of his own tail on Toto’s tusk. Zedus cries out in agony and pulls away from Gamera. Gamera sees this as an open opportunity and his chest begins to glow. Zedus pulls harder and the loosened tooth begins to wiggle. Gamera ignores the pain and fires a super-charged fire ball at point blank range. Zedus’s form erupts into a series of explosions, Toto only reabsorbs the burning plasma that comes at him. Zedus is dead and the team of Gamera are the winners.

Tim: Now time for the matches you actually voted on, beginning with the monster from “The Relic” Kothoga up against the giant, grotesque creature from the “Alien” series, the Queen Xenomorph!

       VS      
Kothoga                                           Queen Alien

Tim: For this match up the arena becomes a desert wasteland. Kothoga, with his fifty-meter-standardized form, crushes some of the few trees in the oasis he had been teleported in. The Queen Alien’s disturbing image is visible in the distance from Kothoga’s position. Queen Alien shrieks in challenge, Kothoga answers the call with his own savage roar.

The two kaiju surge forward at each other, meeting half way before circling around each other. Kothoga throws his form through the air onto the Queen. Having pinned his opponent to the ground, Kothoga sets to work at tearing off her arm. However, before he can get far into her flesh, the Queen’s acidic blood dissolves away his teeth. Kothoga, alarmed, leaps back from the alien monster. The Queen returns to her feet, her lips raised to a snarl, showing Kothoga her teeth, all in tact. The bizarre mix of creatures issues out a battle cry, declaring its ferocity. The ancient god swiftly turns in a circle, its tail knocking the outer-space monster to her back. As she falls her own tail lashes out, the bladed tip cutting a gash into Kothoga’s shoulder. Kothoga, with its withstanding ability, ignores the pain and uses its err…hand? Paw? Claw? To pin the tail beneath. It then wraps its toothless jaws around the appendage and pulls on it, trying to separate it from the rest of the body at the hip. Instead if allowing this to happen, the Queen draws back, going with Kothoga instead of against him, there for the tail is not severed. The Queen doesn’t stop there, she brings her form down on the reptilian. Kothoga lashes at her with its limbs but Queen Alien’s claws discourage the creature. Kothoga instead kicks QA in the back, sending it slamming, face first into the ground. Kothoga quickly gets up and stares at Queen Xenomorph, as if waiting for the alien “kaiju” to do something (QA doesn’t actually classify). QA struggles to get up, just what Kothoga was waiting for. The chimera of sorts rears up on its hind legs and brings its weight down on QA’s skull, forcing the side of QA’s head to slam into the ground, a minute amount of green blood is thrown in the air from the collision. QA finds her face crushed between Kothoga’s right hand, claw, paw thing and the ground. She quickly comes up with a way out of the hold, using the blade at the end of her tail to stick Kothoga in the side. The multi-animal hybrid winces back from the tail, and Queen Alien. The over-sized xenomorph takes the opportunity to get up, but doesn’t have nearly enough time to do anything before an enraged Kothoga head butts the Queen in the side with such significant force that even Kothoga is left dazed. As for Queen Alien, she is knocked to the ground and sent sliding a few meters before she comes to her senses. The Queen is back to her feet and ready to brawl. It looks like the same can’t be said for Kothoga as he’s still left “out of it” from his own attack.

I guess he underestimated the Queen’s stamina or he was just too angry to think straight. Bashing your skull against an opponent can’t be a good idea.

QA slowly comes upon the dizzy Kothoga. She seems to be savoring the moment as she lowers her jaws down to Kothoga’s level. Suddenly Kothoga bursts off the ground, tackling the Queen to the ground.

It was all a trap!

The scarred Kothoga dips its claws into QA’s chest, dissolving away the tips of his claws in the process. Queen Alien slashes across Kothoga’s face with its left set of limbs. Queen Alien’s bladed tail comes down on Kothoga, just as it had planned. The reptilian “kaiju” (he doesn’t count as a kaiju either) jumps off of QA and the alien monster misses her intended target, sticking herself in her own leg. Queen Alien rises to find Kothoga roaring at her to the left. Queen Alien, enraged uses her stinger tail like a grappling hook, crushing Kothoga’s front, left leg in its coils, the blade digging into the chimera’s flesh. The Queen Xenomorph then uses her tail to draw in Kothoga, to finish the opposing monster with her skull-shattering second set of jaws. Kothoga sacrifices one of its insect-like mandibles, using it to sever QA’s tail, her acidic blood eating it away in the process, until only a stub of the bug-like appendage was left. Queen Alien then directs its tail at Kothoga, allowing acid blood to poor out onto his side. Kothoga pulls back in retreat from the alien before circling the creature, trying to find an opening. Kothoga doesn’t have much luck, it seems now that every inch of the Queen’s body is hazardous. Kothoga decides to take a chance. He surges towards QA’s legs, risking its sharp claws and braving the dripping acid blood from Queen Alien’s wounded chest and jaws. He bites Queen Alien’s left ankle (in despite of having only stubs of teeth left) before he pulls the leg out from under her. Queen Alien falls to the ground its tail points skyward, bringing a rain of acid blood down onto Kothoga’s back. The spray of the corrosive liquid leaves Kothoga with raw red spots all across Kothoga’s dorsal side.

Kothoga comes to the conclusion that he can’t win and surrenders.

I guess the film critic was right, Kothoga could hold its own against a Xenomorph, but could it win? The verdict: as good a fighter he is, no.

Tim: Next up is a tag team match up between the first Colossus and the third Colossus from (you guessed it) Shadow of the Colossus and Daimajin and Gekido-Gen. For the sake of making things easier the Colossus will be referred to by the names listed on the official web page.

       VS      
the Colossus                                           Daimajin and Gekido-Gen

Tim: The arena for this match stays the same (except for the previous fighters, the severed Xenomorph tail and the acid blood have all been removed) and the monsters are all brought from their time periods to us for our entertainment!

Minotaur starts off the match by swinging his giant club at Majin. The stone samurai unsheathes its sword, raising its blade in defense to meet the stone weapon with a clang. The two warrior kaiju draw their weapons back and swing again, this time as their weapons meet Majin’s blade is shattered under the weight of the Colossi’s club. Majin backs away in retreat from the monster (not hard as Colossi are incredibly slow) before tossing his enormous blade to the ground. Then, using his control over the elements, Majin sends a fire ball skidding across the ground to set behemoth’s right leg ablaze.

Meanwhile Knight brings his own club down on Gekido-Gen. The Oni lifts his hammer across his body, forcing the armored monster to hit the handle of his staff-like weapon. Gekido-Gen then pushes forward, sending Knight stumbling backwards, before using sticking his stone weapon into the ground for support. Just as Knight regains support, Gekido-Gen jabs him in the gut with his hammer. While the his opponent is doubled over in pain Gekido-Gen brings the head of his hammer crashing into Knight’s back, sending him to the ground.

Minotaur manages to put the fire out before coming back at Majin. The bull-headed daikaiju swings his club, trying to land hit on Majin. Before he can get far the warrior statue summons a powerful gust. The mountainous kaiju’s hulking form isn’t shaken from the attack and he slowly advances to Majin. Majin backs away quickly, hurling a series of tornados at Minotaur, the rushing winds only breaking against Minotaur’s form, leaving the monster’s advance undisturbed.

All this time Knight is taking a major beat down from Gekido-Gen, who mercilessly pounds the downed Colossus. Just then, Majin misses Knight’s exposed bell and instead hits his armored chest. This break of the attack is long enough for Knight to take control. The Colossi flings his club upwards, bashing Gekido-Gen’s chest and throws him backwards to the ground. Knight is slow to get up, and doesn’t take up a bipedal stance until Gekido-Gen is back up and launching a second attack. The Oni lefts its hammer high above its head to hit the Colossus with enormous force. Knight counters, fling his non-clubbed hand forward, slamming his fist into Gekido-Gen’s stomach so hard a dark liquid spills from his hand to the dirt. He then strikes the demon warrior in the side with his enormous club. The demon’s fighting stance is broken and the apocalyptic creature falls to its side. The behemoth then takes the opportunity to stomp on Gekido-Gen’s side repeatedly. After a while the Colossus decides to end his battle with a blow to Gekido-Gen’s head with his stone weapon. It lowers its weapon over Gekido-Gen’s skull to aim before lifting its mammoth stone weapon high in the air. Gekido-Gen only lies there as if to accept his fate. Knight brings his weapon down, but Gekido-Gen rolls away at the last minute, the Colossus only succeeds in burying its own weapon into the ground. As the behemoth struggles to free its weapon Gekido-Gen rises and scores a direct hit upon Knight’s face. Knight is sent to its back, its glowing eyes flicker away like a small flame, leaving only empty sockets. Gekido-Gen then goes to assist its ally.

Minotaur beats Majin’s chest with its club, knocking it to the ground. Before the monster can finish the match, Gekido-Gen puts its arms underneath of Minotaur’s arms and throws his hammer across his body and holds the weapon in place from behind (being careful of the “rest point“ platforms on the Colossi‘s back). Majin is soon back up and beats his fists across Minotaur’s face again and again. This goes on until the unconscious Knight gets comes to. But according to the rules if a monster is knocked out its out of the match. Oh, well, out or not the monster hurries to help its partner. It slams its club down onto Gekido-Gen’s skull, shattering the statue’s head into countless pieces. The samurai breaks down into a pile of armor. Suddenly the warrior rebuilds itself, this time even larger! But because it has technically been “destroyed” Gekido-Gen is out to that means that all that the Colossus really have to do is break Majin and they win! But by the same token if Minotaur is defeated then the samurai win!

Knight is aware of this and hurries to its partner, but the now larger Gekido-Gen pins him in his arms.

Majin sets his own fists on fire for devastating blows into Minotaur’s hairy chest. Minotaur is too stupid to just beat the flames out and instead shakes!?! There’s no one climbing on you, dummy!

I guess all those years of living in isolation and fighting smaller opponents (namely, one guy with a magic sword and mad climbing skills) have dulled his monster on monster skills. I mean, Knight’s shaking but being held in place is the appropriate time to do it!

Majin hits the idiot kaiju with a flaming upper cut to the chin, bringing him down to his back. The monstrous idle then pins…1...2...3... That’s the end of the match!

Tim: Next is an alien weapon against a government, Earth defense mech that both share the same name!

       VS      
Moguera                                           MOGUERA

Tim: For this match the arena becomes that same random city I’m suddenly addicted to using.

Both robots enter the rind onto a randomly selected road, surrouphnd by random buildings. Seconds after entering the ring MOGUERA fires a spiral grenade to send a mammoth cloud of smoke, sparks and flames flying from Moguera’s mechanical shape. Moguera is quick to retaliate with its eye beams, vausing a similar effect on MOGUERA. Then while MOGUERA’s optical receivers are blocked by smoke Moguera tunnels under ground. In despite of Moguera’s effort to blind its foe, MOGUERA’s sensors are already aware of Moguera’s maneuver. MOGUERA separates into the Star Falcon and Land MOGUERA. Star Falcon takes off into the air while the Land MOGUERA dives underground after the Moguera. A titanic hole is left in the street, evidence of the Land MOGUERA’s action. Minutes later flashes of blue light spark up from with in the tunnel before a cloud of smoke rises out of the hole. Moguera surfaces to get away from the tank half of MOGUERA, smoke still rising from its joints. Just then, the MOGUERA’s second half, Star Falcon, bombards Moguera with its energy cannons. Moguera is forced back from the blast before returning fire, but the much slower mech is having a problem hitting the jet-like vehicle. While the Star Flacon diverts all of Moguera’s attention, the Land MOGUERA surfaces directly in front of the older robot, blasting it in the chest with its heavy energy cannons. Moguera is thrown back by the blast as Land MOGUERA and Star Flacon merge back into one machine. MOGUERA uses its treads to get into close range before activating its nose drill. The mech then leans forward, sparks fly as it tries to break through Moguera’s armor. Moguera twists its arm backwards, then all the way around to slam into MOGUERA’s shoulder. Moguera tries its best to get out of close quarters combat, not being made for such things. MOGUERA doesn’t give Moguera much of a chance of getting away, with its treads. The older machine takes a risk, firing its eye beams at point blank range. Both mechanized kaiju are rocked back from the blast. Moguera suddenly begins sending wave after wave of explosive energy from its eyes at its newer form. The mech destroys all that lie before it: street lights and signs, buildings and trees. All are destroyed except MOGUERA. The new mechanical bird thing fires its own eye plasma cannons during a break between Moguera’s attacks. With its super-advanced computer systems MOGUERA aims and fires its own energy weapons to block his opponent’s. With its eye weapons blocking Moguera’s, MOGUERA is free to fire an energy blast from its cone-like arm. MOGUERA prepares to fire all weapons, its chest opening revealing a heavy laser cannon, its cone-hands opening to reveal its spiral grenade launchers, its eyes glowing as they build up yellow plasma energy. Moguera manages to escape underground just in time.

The entire arena is shaken from the force of the blast, leaving a large section of the street twisted, mangled and torn up out of place or totally pulverized.

MOGUERA initiates its tactical read out, searching for his Showa counterpart. What MOGUERA has failed to pick up, is Moguera’s buzz saw back rising out of the ground like a shark’s dorsal fin out of water. The saw takes off a chunk of armor from MOGUERA’s leg before diving back underground. MOGUERA splits off into two vehicles again. This time the Star Flacon has a slab of armor missing. The Land MOGUERA dips down into the ground in pursuit of Moguera. After a while a drill surfaces, this time its Land MOGUERA that’s retreated. Moguera’s buzz saw back rises behind the tank. The Star Falcon unleashes a brutalizing volley of energy bolts onto the drill, breaking the cutting tool into two fragments. Moguera surfaces before firing its eye beams, scoring a direct hit on the Star Falcon, bringing it down. The Land MOGUERA makes a 180 degree turn, firing all three of its weapons. Moguera ignores the tank and instead focuses in on the downed Star Falcon. Its eyes release a single blast of blue energy, scoring a direct hit on the Star Flacon’s exposed circuitry from within the hole its saw wrenched open. The Star Flacon’s disabled, but Moguera was so focused on putting down one half it never noticed the Land MOGUERA escaping under ground. Land MOGUERA surfaces to the left of Moguera, its cannons opening as it prepares to instead use a spiral grenade. Moguera hits the Land MOGUERA’s grenade with its eye beams, detonating the missile while still in its port, destroying Land MOGUERA’s left turret. The damaged tank returns underground. Moguera revs its drills, ready to tunnel after the tank before a the vehicle plows up through the ground and into the air, its drill impaling the opposing mech before Moguera explodes. The smoke clears and Land MOGUERA, although missing a set of treads, and going around in circles is still functional, making it the winner.

Tim: Now time for the last match of tonight: the Dark Horse comic’s Godzilla series introduced a disturbing, nearly invincible alien monster, similar in appearance to a dragon. Godzilla the Animated Series introduced a similar, bio-engineered monster known as the DRAGMA. Both monsters are winged creatures and both have incredible strength and resistance (both are strong enough that Godzilla’s heat ray doesn’t do a thing to them!)! SO without further to do, the Mogueras are removed, the cityscape is rebuilt and the fight is on!

       VS      
Stranger                                           DRAGMA

Tim: A heart stopping bellow echoes throughout the city. A dark shadow is cast upon entire groups of buildings as a dismal image soars over the doomed city.

The winged monster known to a select few only as “Stranger” rushes through air and light at incredible speeds. The monster comes upon a building, similar in appearance to the Empire State Building. The creatures tears away the spire, leaving room for his own feet as he claims the structure as his to do with, what ever he desires.

He then surveys the area until he spots what he’s been waiting for, an Xillian transport ship. A wide-spread multi-colored beam is propelled from the bottom of the vessel. Stranger senses the presence of another great beast. He roars, with the knowledge of what awaits within is a challenger. A creature fool enough to challenge its strength, the Stranger is enraged by the thought of it.

The light fades, revealing the true threat, a bio-engineered beast made to rescue humanity from a society over run from technology gone out of control, becoming the apocalypse it was meant to prevent.

The two super-monsters exchange roars until DRAGMA takes to the air, circling Stranger, roaring, daring it to make a move. Enraged, Stranger takes to the air in pursuit. The DRAGMA turns around so that it comes straight for Strange. It looks like a head on collision before DRAGMA tilts allowing its claws to scrape against Stranger’s side, failing to penetrate the space-demon’s skin. Both monsters turn around, this time its Stranger’s turn to try his luck and performs the same attack as DRAGMA, shocked to find its hide just as tough as his own. Stranger quickly takes a turn back around and seizes DRAGMA’s left front leg in its jaws. DRAGMA twists its body around and bites into Strangers left extra arm. The monsters gnaw into the limb that each held, trying to break through their opponent’s skin as both kaiju free fall. Stranger kicks DRAGMA’s side as the monster rakes the claws of its hind leg down Stranger’s stomach.

Tim: A free fall battle, something we haven’t seen since Gamera and Gyaos.

Both monsters impact the ground with extreme force. The resulting cloud of dust clears and both monsters stand fighting at the bottom of a crater. Stranger punches DRAGMA across the face before the artificial life form runs at Stranger at full speed, pounding into his gut with its bone frill. Stranger reaches out, grips DRAGMA’s horn before lifting his foe into the air and swinging him into the ground. DRAGMA comes off the ground, rushing forward, breaking free of Stranger’s grip and spearing him in the gut with his beak. The sharp maw can’t even pierce Stranger’s hide. The bipedal monster slashes across DRAGMA’s face with its four sets of claws, with no effect. DRAGMA turns his body around and kicks Stranger’s chest. Rather than feeling pain, Stranger grabs DRAGMA by the hind leg, before hauling him into the air. Stranger then spirals, spinning his body until he’s built up enough force and tosses DRAGMA through one building and onto another. Stranger comes diving down before pulling up and kicking a skyscraper down onto DRAGMA. The man-made mutation rises free of the ruble and looks out for his foe. Suddenly Stranger falls out of the sky, his legs pound into his hide, tipping the creature over onto its side. Stranger then hovers over DRAGMA, taking his weight off of the grounded mutation. DRAGMA tries to get up, before Stranger’s feet come down on the side of his face, plowing his skull into the ground. Stranger repeats this several times, not allowing DRAGMA to free his head out of the ground. Then, DRAGMA’s muscular wings push on Stranger’s form as he comes back down, sending Stranger to the ground. DRAGMA then pulls his head out of the ground and pinned Stranger. The monster pulls all of the claws on wings together and tries to stab Stranger, who jerks his head to the left, allowing the claws to dig into the ground between his neck and wing. The alien kaiju then kicks out, sending DRAGMA flying backward with huge force, sending him into a building. The monster comes screaming out of the dirt cloud. The flying creature shrieks as its claws grip into Stranger’s neck, trying so hard to get through as the creature ascends. Stranger lands in hits on the creature carrying him, DRAGMA in return claws at Stranger until a tiny trickle of blood seeps out of its small wound. Stranger grabs onto two of the horns decorating DRAGMA’s neck frill and yanks, just as DRAGMA drops Stranger, bringing both monsters to the ground. The two super monsters roll around in a violent struggle, each instinctively striking for the vitals, each searching for a weak point to reach them. Stranger uses its extra set of arms to defend the point of its body DRAGMA’s scraped raw as its main set of limbs attack the monster. Stranger ends the struggle by, again, kicking out.

Stranger gets up and stares blankly at the ground, as if dreaming up a possible battle plan. Stranger looks straight up and a strange, almost grinning, look comes across its face before it releases a tremendous bellow of victory.

DRAGMA cries out as if enraged by Stranger’s arrogance. The monster flies for the red dragon. Stranger’s “grin” only stretches wider. DRAGMA builds up speed. Moments before DRAGMA impacts, Stranger leans over, landing DRAGMA on his back. Stranger stands up right, balancing DRAGMA over his shoulders before he takes to the air.

Is he going to drop DRAGMA?! DRAGMA can survive that.

Stranger keeps flying higher, he’s course doesn’t change, even with DRAGMA kicking and flapping his wings like mad! Stranger just keeps rising until he becomes so close that the hologram projection of the sky fades out and becomes the blackness of space, the actually barrier around the WMW’s satellite arena is visible. Stranger pushes DRAGMA up, crushing him between the force field and his own body. Stranger keeps pushing until they go beyond the safe layer of the shield and deadly energy surges into their bodies. DRAGMA screams in agony but Stranger keeps pushing.

This is impossible! Stranger has actually broken through the shield and pushes DRAGMA into the void, where he dies from the lack of air. Stranger may be able to survive in the vacuum of space but DRAGMA can’t!

Tim Speaking of vacuums, the arena is being sucked out into space! Even the announcer’s booth is shaking! I think I’d better leave! Good bye! See ya’ next week!

-Tim

WMW Co-Host