Tim: Hello, this is now the 19th episode of the WMW's Fatal Friday Fights, but it's a very special episode. Today we have yet another new host. Matt Kong has this episode all to himself and next week the combined effort of he, G13 and I will shoot for the first ever nine-match episode of the FFF. But before next week stay tuned in later tonight for the first ever Basic Belt Match (you've only been waiting since the birth of the FFF to see this). So without further to do I pass the mic over to Matt Kong and let him take it away!

Matt Kong: Hello everyone I’m Matt Kong, I’m trying out to be AJ’s replacement! What a spectacle we have tonight! It all begins with Gorgo, the dinosaur from England against the flying bird/dinosaur Gappa! Gorgo has fought Gappa before and won, in fact she beat two at the same time! Will Gappa surprise the crowd or will history repeat itself? Let’s find out!

Gorgo vs. Gappa

       VS      
        Gorgo                                 Gappa

The match starts off and Gappa charges in straight at Gorgo in a fool hardy but brave attack. The alien creature smacks it’s fists against Gorgo’s chest many times but unfortunately short arms aren’t good in melee combat! Plus, the blows are only irritating Gorgo and leaving only slight bruises on her reinforced skin. Gorgo brings her right arm way back and unleashes a monstrous uppercut to Gappa, sending it crashing at least thirty feet backward! Gappa, still dazed from the enormous impact struggles to regain composure and tries to get up only to have Gorgo’s tail slam it’s stomach from bellow sending Gappa flying into the dirt again. Gappa shakes it head in pain and flies straight at Gorgo for an aerial melee attack, however Gorgo merely smashes Gappa with a great left hook sending him crashing yet again! It’s becoming apparent to Gappa that the direct approach will just not work against a bruiser like Gorgo and the bird dinosaur takes off into the sky where it is not seeable.

Gorgo looks blindly into the sky for Gappa and is suddenly struck by two heat rays out of nowhere and stumbles backwards! Gorgo growls in pain and walks forward only to be hit by three heat rays in the back! Gorgo stumbles forward and nearly crashes to the ground, well that was just accomplished when Gappa dive-bombed her from behind! Gorgo crashes face first, squealing in a bit of pain and begins to get up only to be hit by yet another heat ray from the right! Gorgo crashes down again and finally manages to get up. Gappa’s heat rays are weaker than most but after awhile the pain will start to kick in. Gorgo listens carefully for Gappa, ever so intent on beating it to a pulp.

Hearing Gappa zooming down to dive-bomb her from behind Gorgo turns around extremely quick and brutalizes Gappa’s stomach with a massive right uppercut! Gappa crashes on it’s back in great pain and tries to get back up only to have Gorgo grab it’s tail! Gorgo then proceeds to lift Gappa up and slam him to the ground repeatedly, a scene in reminisce from Godzilla vs. Megalon. After Gappa has had much of his spine fractured Gorgo slams him down for the six and final time and leans down, sinking her enormous and jagged fangs into Gappa’s neck; sending blood leaking out rather fast. Gappa screams in pain/panic and pecks Gorgo in the nose desperately but to no avail. Eventually with one last mournful cry, the male Gappa dies due to lack of oxygen. Gorgo assertively puts her foot down on the alien beasts chest and the count begins, 1…2…3!

Matt Kong: There you have it! Gorgo has beaten two Gappa’s before and sure as heck can handle one! The female Gappa is probably none to happy right but she’ll cool off unless she wants to deal with Gorgo again!

Matt Kong: Our next match, a battle of the dragons! Orochi, the eight forked serpent against the Kaiser Ghidorah, towering titan of terror! Orochi maybe a legendary beast of many years to come but Kaiser Ghidorah is a powerhouse that nearly killed Godzilla! Will the legend live on or will Kaiser Ghidorah’s wrath be unleashed to the fullest extent? This is gonna be good!

       VS      
Kaiser Ghidorah                                 Orochi

The brutalizing of draconian kaiju begins with Kaiser Ghidorah making the first move, no surprise there! The quadruped Ghidorah fires off it’s anti gravity rays, electrocuting and lifting Orochi at the same time. Finally when Orochi is at least seventy feet in the air, Kaiser Ghidorah drops him the legendary dragon crashes to the ground with a thunderous thud! Kaiser Ghidorah tromps over to Orochi, who is currently laying on it’s back and the mighty Ghidorah lifts itself up to it’s maximum height and smashes it’s front feet on Orochi’s ribcage! The old dragon squeals in great pain, however it’s fate only worsens when Kaiser Ghidorah continues to repeat this act again and again!

Having at least two of his ribs broken from the third impact Orochi has had enough and spew flame from all eight heads, badly burning Kaiser Ghidorah! The malevolent dragon rears back in pain/surprise temporarily blinded. Orochi manages to pick itself up and fires out red electricity at Kaiser Ghidorah scorching his sides. Kaiser Ghidorah squeals in pain but before he can turn around all of Orochi’s eight necks bite into his three necks! Blood seeps down Kaiser Ghidorah’s necks and the evil kaiju roars in anger and pain. Orochi holds his however Ghidorah’s two tails manage to smack Orochi in the sides in a whipping action which makes Orochi let go, stumbling in sharp pain.

Kaiser Ghidorah roars in anger and brings down on a left neck and a right neck which cause Orochi’s other heads to moan in pain. While two of the necks are held down Kaiser Ghidorah sinks his teeth into three other necks, draining them of their life force and making them useless. Orochi’s other heads roar in unbelievable pain and the necks on the far right and left spew flames at Kaiser Ghidorah legs causing him to back up quite a bit. The two necks that Kaiser Ghidorah held down are back up and all five necks/heads that are functional fire off red electricity from their eyes and mouths at Kaiser Ghidorah’s chest and necks. Kaiser Ghidorah stumbles backwards in surprise and fires out his anti gravity rays lifting Orochi up and sending him crashing through a rock formation! Not giving Orochi a chance to breathe Kaiser Ghidorah fires another round of anti gravity rays, lifting up Orochi to quite an extent and slamming him through a boulder into a nearby river.

Orochi gets up, quite frazzled and suffering undeniable pain. Kaiser Ghidorah gives Orochi an evil glance and goes airborne and fires anti gravity rays from above that push Orochi down in the deep trenches of the lake. He’s pushing him down, down, down…wait he’s not visible on the scanners anymore and the computer system is reading his condition as dead! What just happened!?

Kaiser Ghidorah: Simple, I disposed of a useless old dragon that I have already had the pleasure beating down before!

Matt Kong: What, exactly did you due to him?

Kaiser Ghidorah: He died for numerous reasons. One, water conducts electricity and this amplified my already powerful anti gravity bolts times two. Two, imminent suffocation of being underwater for such a long time. Finally, I applied more pressure to my gravity bolts as usual which sent him going down at accelerated rate; since traveling to the bottom of a river/ocean is hazardous due to ever growing pressure the logical thing to due would be to proceed slowly and with caution. However the anti gravity bolts forced him to continue to accelerate to the bottom of the of rivers floor, and the combination of dangerously high speeds and ever growing pressure caused him to implode. Or in other words, he exploded from the inside much to my amusement!

Matt Kong: Aw gross! You are one sick kaiju ya know that!?

Kaiser Ghidorah: I know, a fact that I pride myself on to the highest extent! I believe a pin is not needed due to the fact my opponent is probably scattered as many already decaying body parts all over the bottom of the river?

Matt Kong: You’ve got me there! The winner of this match, Kaiser Ghidorah! He is beaten Orochi not once, but twice on the same show! I don’t think it would be wise for Orochi to challenge him again, incase he wants to get beat down again!

Matt Kong: Moving on to the third match, Kothoga against Graboid! Kothoga is a beast of land; Graboid is a monster who dwells underground. Need I say more? We are in for a spectacular battle, a land dwelling monster against from below! Who will win? Either way this is sure to be entertaining for all you viewers out there! Let’s get down to business!

       VS      
Kothoga                                          Graboid

The brawl begins and Kothoga leaping at Graboid, however the Graboid has already tunneled under the ground. Kothoga eyes the ground carefully and suddenly the Graboid slams up through the dirt below him and bites into Kothoga’s mid section while lifting him off the ground! Kothoga screams in pain and claws the face of Graboid while the claws on his feet rake the worms’ lower body! Blood is beginning to and Graboid is feeling the hurt, the underground dweller screams in pain and retreats back into the dirt again. Kothoga is back on the ground again remains vigilant for Graboid.

Without warning the Graboid bites into Kothoga’s right hind leg and drags him along the surface of the earth while he stays safely underground! Kothoga roars in pain, helpless as his body rakes across the ground at incredibly high speeds! Graboid surfaces for a half second and whips his head around, sending Kothoga crashing through a stone pillar! Kothoga shakes his head and growls angrily. Listening for the Graboid, Kothoga smiles sinisterly and the enormous worm launches itself straight at Kothoga from the underground; however Kothoga leaps backward and propels itself onto the Graboid with immense force!

Kothoga begins slashing and rending the Graboid with his front and hind claws, as well as tearing into the Graboid’s neck with his pinchers and razor sharp teeth! The Graboid screams in pain, somewhat helpless to the defend itself since it’s flat on it’s back. With a boost of strength, Graboid turns it’s body to the left which sends Kothoga reeling off it. Before the lizard-like beast has a chance to turn around Graboid extends his animalistic prehensile tongues at Kothoga’s hind legs, all of them successfully rending into the monsters flesh! Kothoga roars in pain and Graboid starts to drag the beast into the underground, though Kothoga clings to the ground he is still dragged the hole in the Earth rather easily. After a few moments of silence Kothoga shoots up through the ground with Graboid clinging onto his mid section just like when this battle started. Both monster are hurtling towards the ground at forty miles per hour from at least thirty-four feet in the air! This may be it folks! Seeing as how their falling straight down with Graboid continually biting into him and the fact the worms weight is weighing him down faster Kothoga is getting pretty desperate to get free.

Seeing a stalagmite boosting out of the ground Kothoga gets a sick and twisted idea. The evil lizard raises his left claw as far back as he can and slashes Graboid across the face. Graboid squeals in pain and lets go, while in mid air Kothoga applies all his strength to unleash a drop kick that propels himself away from Graboid and sends the mutant crashing down as well! Kothoga lands on his back with a heavy thud and is writhing in agony. Graboid…wasn’t so lucky, it landed on that stalagmite and now the large rocky spike is gutting through him! Nasty! Winner by fatality, Kothoga!

Matt Kong: Ya know Kothoga, you showed some impressive if brutish, fighting skills! Not as brutal as Kaiser Ghidorah but you’re getting there!

Kothoga: Thanks, I guess. I’m kind of hungry ya know…

Matt Kong: That’s right, you eat brains…Oh CRAP!

*Kothoga lunges at me like a rabid dog with a squirrel and is suddenly blasts by a spiral rocket in the gut sending him down a huge crevasse in the Earth, roaring down all the way.*

*MOGUERA is floating sixty feet in front of the announcers booth*

MOGERA: Sorry, he tends to get out of hand sometimes.

Matt Kong: Thanks for that! Wait…won’t he try to annihilate you when he regains consciousness?

MOGUERA: Don’t worry. I can probably take him myself, plus I have Mechagodzilla 2 as an ally. He won’t be able to get within three feet of me without getting hit by a plasma grenade!

Matt Kong: Good call! See ya around!

MOGUERA: Sure thing!

*MOGUERA flies off*

Matt Kong: Anyway, we’re down to the last match! The first ever Basic Belt match title match! Our fighters are King Caesar, the royal azumi guardian and Megalon, the guardian of Seatopia! Let’s see who will be the first basic belt holder!

;       VS      
King Caesar                                           Megalon

Tonight’s last brawl starts off with King Caesar charging straight at Megalon, clawing him fiercely. Megalon squeals in pain and after being hit several times by the agile mammal retaliates with a heavy blow from his right drill to the side of King Caesar’s head, knocking the kaiju down. King Caesar is soon back up and punches Megalon in the face with a right and left hook, sending him stumbling and nearly falling down. Megalon turns around only to have an enormous right kick delivered into his gut, which sends him crashing down. King Caesar roars at the bug and begins stomping on his chest madly, emitting cries of pain from Megalon. Megalon stops Caesar’s assault with a horn beam to his chest, sending Caesar falling on his back.

Megalon rises and runs at Caesar, kicking him in the gut full force sending through a rock. Caesar growls in considerable pain and unexpectedly rises up as soon as the Seatopian god was about kick him again and the mammalian kaiju delivers a vicious slash across Megalon’s face. Megalon shrieks in pain as blood spurts down his face, being temporarily blinded by the surprise attack. Caesar takes the chance and grabs Megalon by his tail, spins him around and tosses him through a rock formation. Megalon is heard crying out in pain, which causes Caesar to smile brightly. However when the dust clears Megalon isn’t there, Caesar has come to the realization he’s fighting an underground dweller. After a few moments of waiting Megalon pops out of the dirt right in front of Caesar and smashes the side of his head with a tremendous blow from his right claw. Caesar crashes to the dirt and Megalon fires three horn beams to the downed guardian, sending him crashing yet again in considerable pain. The cockroach then fires out a napalm bomb, surrounding Caesar in a ring of fire, trying to suffocate him with smoke. Caesar breathes raspy and needs to think of something quick! Suddenly Caesar charges to the other side of the ring and then charges back the way where Megalon and leaps through the flames, setting his feet on fire; this enables a flying, flaming dropkick to Megalon’s chest! Wow! That was awesome! Caesar rolls around the ground for a few moments to get the fire out, and Megalon appears to be unconscious. Caesar goes for the pin! 1…2…and Megalon kicks out and hits Caesar across the face with his left drill!

King Caesar growls in pain/anger/surprise and slams the side of Megalon’s head in with a 360 degree kick, sending him crashing down again! Megalon shakes his head, trying to stay conscious with much difficulty. Caesar attempts to slam his foot into Megalon’s ribs but the insect kaiju rolls out of the way. Megalon starts to eye a crevasse that he dug earlier, and gets an idea. Megalon rises up and stands in front of the large hole, firing three horn beams and two napalm bombs; Caesar dodges two of the beams and one of the bombs but is separately hit by one beam and one bomb in all. Caesar is in flames due to the napalm bomb he didn’t dodge and charges madly at Megalon. The Seatopian god jumps out of the way but Caesar grabs Megalon tail as he’s falling; causing Megalon to barely hold himself and Caesar up. Megalon slowly turns around and fires a napalm beam at Caesar’s left arm which gripping his tail, causing the ancient deity to crash below into the sixty foot crevasse! Since it will take Caesar approximately and hour to regain consciousness and two hours to get out of that hole, Megalon is the winner and first ever Basic Belt Champion!

Matt Kong: Wow Megalon! I’m impressed! For an underdog you sure showed us that you can be a formidable kaiju!

Megalon: Thanks! I’m off to the med bay, these scars don’t heal themselves!

Matt Kong: Well that’s all we have for tonight! Hopefully I can resume this position with Tim’s recognition but until then, see ya later!