Tim: Hello and welcome to a special edition of Fatal Friday Fights! I'm Tim in an Xillion scaucer over an island. What island? Well like all special events this will take place on a new arena I found out in the Indian Ocean!

AJ: How could we get enough money to rent this island anyway?

Tim: Well I got some help from a guy let's just leave it at that. We interupt this program for a commercial.

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AJ:I wonder if the government knows about that place.

Tim: Oh yes the arena. Take a look!

Tim: As you can easily see the arena is split in half, baren wasteland and lush jungle seperated by a mammoth mountain! Also there are traps randomly placed onto the island so it could get interesting. The most obvious trap is the death pit. One big hole filled with stone spikes! There's a load of fans in the crowd today! Mom?

AJ: That's your mother?

Tim: Uh... No... I've never seen that woman before. Oh look the first two monsters to fight have been warped in!

       VS      
Gorgo                        Gorosaurus

AJ: Both monsters have been warped to the edge of the jungle terrain right next to Mt. Grand. Okay "Mt. Grand"? That was the best you could come up with!?

Tim: Well I didn't here you making any suggestions!

AJ: Whatever. Gorgo runs streight for Gorosaurus who counters the charge by leaping back onto his tail and kicking the rampaging Gorgo in the chest, repelling the assault. Gorgo is forced backwards but is soon back on the offensive. Gorgo swings one of her mammoth claws but Goro ducks beneath it and tackles Gorgo to the ground. In doing so he hit a trigger hidden in the ground. The side of the mountain opens up revealing a giant duel missile launcher. It fires off two missiles and circles around the mountain. One missile detonates right next to Gorgo's head but she can take the heat. The second on the other hand detonates directly into Goro's back. The therapod roars in pain and raises his head. Gorgo uses the oppertunity and punches Goro in the lower jaw, rocking him backwards and sending him "flying" through the air. Gorosaurus makes a painful landing and crawls out of a crater filled with shattered trees and lose Earth which he himself created. He shakes dirt from his head and his vision clears just in time to see a rampaging Gorgo headed for him. He quickly scooped up dirt with his tail and launched it at Gorgo, hitting her directly in the left eye. Gorgo winces back in pain. Gorosaurus has no sympathy for her, cralls out of his pit and tackles her to the ground. They land on a mine, one of the many traps located on the island and both monsters engulfed in flames. Goro is the first to get back to his feet and prepares to body slam the opposing dinosaur, but Gorgo uses her tail to deliver a bizzare version of an upper-cut on Goro knocking him backwards. Goro shakes it off and begins kicking debris all over Gorgo intent on burrying her alive. Gorgo doesn't like that idea and kicks some right back, striking Goro across the face. Gorgo strugles to get up but before she can get up Gorosaurus kicks her back down. Gorgosaurus prepares to charge and runs streight for Gorgo but Gorgo lifts her leg, gouging her enemy in the belly with her three-clawed-toes. Blood drips out of Goro's mouth and backs away from Gorgo, allowing her claws to slide out of his belly.

Tim: Gorgo slowly gets up while Goro howls in agony and anger. Gorosaurus strikes back quickly, biting Gorgo in the neck then swinging his head, slamming her skull into the side of "Mt. Grand", causing a land slide down on her head. She reaches out and catches one of the losened rocks with her left hand and uses it as a weapon and beats Goro's chest with it. Goro swiftly backs away only to have the' rock thrown at his face. Gorgo follows up the attack with a violent slash across the face, causing blood to flow rappidly down from the wounds in the side of Goro's head and making him blind in one eye. Goro's retalliation is quick and mercilus as he bites Gorgo in the neck and starts to shake, bashing Gorgo's head into the side of Mt. Grand. Then he delivers one of his trademark kangaroo kick, sending Gorgo to go crashing to the ground. The Gorosaurus pins...1 ...2 ...3!!! Goro wins!!!

AJ: Our next match is a face off between two heroes, Ultraman and Zone Fighter!

       VS      
Ultraman                                      Zone Fighter

AJ: Ultraman leaps off of the top of Mt. Grand and flies down at Zone Fighter. He tackles the opposing hero to the ground and pins...1 ...2 but ZF delivers one heck of a punch to Ultraman's face and knocks him backwards. Zone Fighter leapsup back to his feet only to kneel on one knee and fire a thin yellow laser from his head crest. Ultraman performs a back flip and the yellow energy passes beneath, instead causing explosions across the base of Mt. Grand. The explosion then triggers a rock slide. Ultraman destroys all but the largest rock with a thin beam from his forehead and clutches the remaining boulder in his hands. Ultraman hurls the rock at Zone Fighter but he counters by firing his forehead beam again and destroys the boulder. But he doesn't see a spectrum beam flying out of the flying debris until the last minute and manages to dodge it. He then watches as the beam crashes against the green energy defending the crowd. Zone Fighter then turns his head back towards Ultraman just in time to see the champion's fist speeding toward his face. He manages to side step the punch before delivering his own to Ultraman's stomach. Ultraman bends over in pain. Zone Fighter takes advantage by putting his hands on Ultraman's head and forcing his head down and lifting his knee to smack against his lowered face. The force of the blow knocks Ultraman onto his back. Zone Fighter stands over his fallen enemy and grabs him by the throat before lifting him into the air, choking the opposing hero. Zone Fighter begins to lay in blow after blow on Ultraman but one powerful kick sends Zone Fighter to the ground and Ultraman flies to the summit of Mt. Grand. Zone Fighter rises to his feet and is surprised by a disk of energy from Ultraman. The Toho. rip off of Ultraman barely evades the Ultra Diskuss. After a few cool martial arts movements and a couple of flashes of light and two bracelets appair on Zone Fighter's wrists. He then bends down on one knee and fires off his "Meteor Missile Might". Ultraman (still on top of Mt. Grand) simply crosses his arms and does not even attempt to evade the projectiles. Every one of the missiles detonates against Ultraman and soon the Warrior of Light's body is concealed by smoke and sparks. Ah! The area Ultraman was is now lighting up! The smoke is clearing and I can see that Ultraman has lifted his hands and is holding a mammoth sphere of energy. Ultraman the thrusts the energy ball towards Zone Fighter and as it makes contact with the ground the entire arena is filled with smoke and flames as Zone Fighter is sent flying backwards. Smoke and sparks leap into the air as ZF slams into the energy barrier before falling to his knees. Zone Fighter looks up and fires a beam from his head crest. Ultraman traces a rectangle in front of his chest which creates a wall energy, reflecting the energy back towards Zone Fighter who sends it right back using his "Hyper Barrier" which starts up a chain of reflecting which looks more and more like an old version of "Pong". Ultraman chuckles awhile before using his other kind of sheild to absorb the energy.

Tim: Ultraman then release two streams of white energy which lift Zone Fighter into the air. He then holds ZF there in the air. Ultraman then kicks in his "Ultra Meelee Charge" and leaps into the air for an explosive drop kick! Ultraman flies into the air as Zone Fighter plummits for a painful landing. Zone Fighter struggles to get back to his feet and snaps out of a daze just in time to see Ultraman charging at him with his arm drawn back and preparing to finish the battle with his "Ultra Slash". Ultraman swings at ZF who ducks below the slash, grabs on to Ultraman's ankle and pulls, causing Ultraman to lose his balance and fall to his back. Zone Fighter then stands on top of Ultraman, using one foot to choke him. Ultraman grabs on to the ankle of the foot crushing his throat and with a powerful thrust causing him to fall to his side. Zone Fighter kicks Ultraman in the chest as he attempts to get back to his feet. Zone Fighter then gets back up himself and lifts Ultraman up over his head before he tosses him towards the "Death Pit" which is filled with huge stalagmites!

AJ: I thought stalagmites only formed in caves.

Tim: Remember we're renting this island from Dr. Demonicus.

AJ: What!?

Tim: You didn't catch that hint in the commercial. Uh... Back to the battle. Ultraman lands right next to the "Death Pit" He then kicks Ultraman who rolls over into the pit. But what's this? Ultraman is using his ability to teleport and is now appearing behind Zone Fighter! Ultraman delivers a powerful blow to Zone Fighter's back but instead of falling into the "Death Pit" Zone Fighter flies over it and crashes into the energy barrier protecting the crowd and has been litterally bounced off of it. Ultraman performs a back flip allowing his foot to hit Zone Fighter who was flying above him. ZF crashes to the ground and doesn't get up. Ultraman bows to his fallen foe, he has won.

Tim: We're going to take a short break but will return shortly after these messages!

-Some Where in the Bermuda Triangle in a secret under ground lab were Battra secretly plans to clone more of his larva clones!-

Battra: Hah! Those fools searching for me on Monster Island; do they honestly think I'd be that ignorant!?

[Suddenly the door to his lab is blown apart from an outburst of white energy and Baltan steps inside.

Baltan: You! You thought that you could hide from us!?

Battra: No I'd never hide from you! So you've finally decided to let me serve King of Mons have you!? Tell him I'll gladly join as a general so long as...

Baltan: Silence! You disgusting insect! King of Mons would never allow some pothetic excuse of a monster join him no less take the position of general! I have come because you are in possession of technology the master desires! The cloning device you stole from Dogolous!

Battra: What makes you think I'd...

Baltan: You will give that device to the master or you will be eliminated.

Battra: I'd love to see you try!

[Before Baltan can respond twin purple rays of energy from Battra's eyes strike him in the chest and push him back out of the lab and onto the jungle terrain of the humanless isle. Baltan rises to his feet and Battra's form glides through the doorway after him. Battra picks up Baltan in his legs and carries him quite some distance from his lab and drops him onto the ground before ascending into the air. Baltan gets back up only to be knocked back to the ground by a duel set of prism beams from Battra who is now flying over him. Baltan again rises and turns to see Battra turning around to go for a second pass. Battra fires a pair of prism beams but Baltan quickly opens his chest, revealing a reflective plate, which sends the energy back at Battra, sending him spiraling back to the ground. Baltan is quickly upon his downed foe and grasps him in his claws and lifts him above his head before slamming Battra back to the ground.

Just then, the Battra larva that had escaped from Bagan during the cage match appears on the beach. The sluglike kaiju quickly joins its "parent" to the fray'; projecting a yellow beam from its horn. Baltan is too clever and quick and summons a yellow cone-shaped force feild around his body, turning the energy into a strey shot skyward. Then Baltan lowers his sheild and delivers to the larva a bolt of white energy to the exposed under-belly. With a whail and one final gaspe of air before falling to the ground; it's dead. But it distracted Baltan enough so that Battra could shake himself loose, trip Baltan, and take off back into the air. Baltan is almost immideatly back to his feet just in time to see Battra, coming in low and streight at him too! Battra's form crashes into Baltan with tremendous form, rocking the Earth beneath the alien giant's feet. Once on the ground Battra begins circling him and bombarding him with prism beams.]

Battra: I... don't know... who you... think you are... trying to steel from... the greatest Kaiju... of all time!

Baltan: I hope you don't mean yourself! If you do you're even more dilusional than I expected.

[Then Baltan takes off into the air after his insectoid foe. Battra makes a 360 degree turn and flies straight for Baltan. Baltan opens its massive claws and releases two short bolts of white energy. Battra nimbley avoids both attacks before rising up in mid air, underside exposed to Baltan and flaps, creating winds with tremendous speeds blowing the alien backwards (but not enough to novk him out of the sky). Baltan manuvers out of the gale force winds and begins to surge forward at Battra from the moth's left side.

Meanwhile something in Battra's lab stirs...

Battra is no fool and instantly recognizes that his foe is trying to flank him and greats the oncoming invader with a pair of purple energy beams, which he only deflects back to the ground with his great mirror in his chest. Now upon Battra, Baltan lifts his great left claw and spears Battra in the gut. He then follows up the blow with another to Battra's back sending the moth spiraling downward to crash into the Earth beneath him. And to make it all worse Baltan is sure to make it so that two bodies of white, explosice energy follow him. Battra lands painfully before the bodies of energy meet him with explosive results. Next, Baltan lands and gentlly picks'up Battra by the neck, so he can see his attacker's face before he dies when, a bombardment of prism beams strike all across Baltan's body. Baltan looks in that direction to see five Battra larva clones. One by one he picks them off with a white blast of energy from his free hand.]

Baltan: Ah, yes. Clones. Only a tenth of the strength of the original. In your case Battra, has frail as a leaf upon a dead tree branch!

[And with that final remark Baltan squeezes the hand in which he holds Battra, causing the mammoth moth's head to pop off.] -Back to the show!-

AJ: We're back and now its time to... What?

Tim: It's King of Mons! He's rising up out of the ocean and forcing his way through the energy barrier onto the island!

King of Mons: Hello again, Tim. AJ.

AJ: What's the deal lizard-face?!

King of Mons: Simple. From this point on until I take over I supervise all your matches.

Tim & AJ: Whaaaat!!!?

TO BE CONTINUED...

-Tim

WMW Co-Host