Tim: Hello and welcome to the eleventh episode of Fatal Friday Fights hosted by AJ and I. To start off the show we have an announcement: we finally have enough cash and have bought a new monster translating computer (good thing too. If Iguanoman had to air an episode with his “Snow Globe” malfunctioning I’d be dead!).

AJ: You see! I told you that in time Ec would come through with the loan!

Tim: We got it from Kaiju-B-Gone! Which reminds me folks: Kaiju-B-Gone is now available in a forty-six ounce spray bottle, for longer lasting Kaiju relief! No I don’t think forty-six ounces is standard metrics in sales who cares!?

AJ: And our second err… I guess actually after the Kaiju-B-Gone third announcement is that we have a guest announcer on our show today.

Tim: That’s right! Presenting here with us today: you know him from the WMW2, its Alex!

Alex: Hello everyone!

Tim: And our first match today is GTS Nessie vs. Hanah-Barbera Godzilla!

Alex: Hey I wanted to announce the first match.

AJ: Tim always or almost always announces the first match. He’s a real attention hog.

Tim: Its true I am! So with out further to do the Beta 19 has filled the entire arena with fresh water ending at a small amount of space near the top for an under water Kaiju clash!

VS      
GTS Nessie                        HB Godzilla

Alex: Both monsters have entered the arena and the fight starts up!

AJ: GTS Nessie swims for the Godzilla from the old cartoons and immediately the mosasaur begins to swim circles around him. It isn’t long before a powerful whirlpool forms around Godzilla and the monster becomes immobile. Godzilla, however, has a counter measure. He fires his eye beams and strikes GTS Nessie in the side, interrupting her circling swim pattern and sending her crashing to the bottom.

Alex: Come on Nessie! You can do it!

Tim: Nessie gets back to swimming and rams Godzilla head on, plowing her skull into his stomach and causing Godzilla extreme pain. GTS Nessie then delivers a powerful tail whip to the side of HB Godzilla’s head, knocking him on his back. Nessie then swims in close and locks her jaws on his left arm and begins to pull. Godzilla fires his eye rays and hit’s the mosasaur in her head, forcing her to release her grip. Godzilla gets to his feet and thrusts his fist through the water, striking Nessie in the side of her head and sending her sailing into an under water mountain.

Alex: But Nessie is a skilled swimmer and it will take more than that to defeat her!

AJ: Or so it seems as she resumes swimming and circles Godzilla, taking bites at his side while swimming. Godzilla then swiftly lashes out and grabs Nessie by the back of the neck and bashes her head into the lake floor.

Alex: But the Loch Ness Monster is no push over and delivers Godzilla a powerful tail whip to the side of the head before he can smash her head into the bottom again. GTS Nessie then raps her coils around HB Godzilla’s body, crushing his throat, torso, keeping his arms pressed against his body, and keeping his legs kept together. Godzilla now can only use his feet in a limited manner. Godzilla uses this to his advantage and paddles his way up to the surface were he can torch part of Nessie’s body. Nessie dives down back into the water and releasing HB Godzilla. Has she dives down she tail whips Godzilla so hard he is stunned. HBG begins to sink when Nessie sinks her teeth into Godzilla right ankle and drags him down under water and smashes him into an underwater mountain then rams into him repeatedly. Nessie then swims away, turns around, opens her mouth and swims forward in an attempt to lock her jaws on HBG’s skull. But Godzilla comes out of his state of being temporarily paralyzed and sees Nessie swimming towards him and fires his eye lasers straight down her throat. The entire body of water fills with bubbles and when they clear away nothing is left of Nessie except a floating corpse.

Tim: We honestly don’t need to tell you who won do we?

AJ: I’d assume that answer is no.

Alex: So it’s on to the next match of today: the ugly Ganime vs. the adorable Minya.

Tim: Not as though I won’t this match, it’s just that Gojira asked us to make some attempt at giving Minya some fighting experience.

AJ: You didn’t have to listen to him.

Tim: If the king of monsters makes a personal request…

Alex: How personal?

Tim: Does almost blow your ear drums out sound personal enough!?

Alex: Yep….

Tim: Now as I was saying: When a fifty meter tall, nuclear dinosaur asks you to do something you had better do it! Now then… For this match the arena has become Tokai, Japan. The infant Gojira is warped to the center of the arena as with Ganime.

       VS      
Ganime                                      Minya

The bell rings and to start the match Minya blows a nuclear smoke ring at Ganime which causes steam to rise as it makes contact with Ganime. Ganime fights back by lashing its claws at Minya. Minya tries to evade, but even being so careful Minya is cut on the left arm.

AJ: Minya squeals in pain and grasps his injurie. Ganime then, clamps his left pincer close together and smacks Minya upside the head with the broad side of the claw, knocking Minya on his back. Since both monsters are the same size standardization is not in use. This meaning that Minya and Ganime are both only twenty (or around twenty) meters tall. Ganime grasps a car and begins to force it down Minya's throat. It looks as though Minya will be defeated!

What!? Gojira has just teleported into the arena! Gojira is grabbing Ganime's claws! Gojira has just ripped off Ganime's claws!

Gojira: Go get him now son!

Alex: So with his father helping Minya is now on his feet and runs to Ganime and begins to pound his side. Minya would've continued the beating but Ganime, using the stub of what's left of his claw, socks Minya in the stomach before socking him again between the eyes, pushing Minya on his back. Ganime continues to pound Minya, but Gojira kicks Ganime in the side of the shell and sends him flying by and smashing into an apartment building. Ganime comes surging out of the rubble and begins to jab Gojira in the ankles. Gojira picks up his foot and flips Ganime onto his back. Gojira then motions Minya to pin Ganime. Minya walks to the fallen Ganime blows a nuclear smoke ring at him, scorching his under-side. Minya then leaps on Ganime and pins...1 but Ganime reaches up with the stub of his ripped off claw and jabs Minya in the right eye. Minya reaches up and covers his eye with his hand and squeals in pain before Ganime kicks him with all four legs, leaving four dabs of blood on Minya's chest and causing him to fall back and hit his head against a building.

Gojira: That's it lobster! You've pushed me too far!

Tim: And with that Gojira helps his son to his feet and forces him to face Ganime. Then Gojira stomps on his son's tail and from Minya's maw a discharge of explosive blue energy flashes out and causes sparks to fly as the light collides into Ganime's carpace. Ganime now lies motionless on the ground dead.

Gojira (raising Minya's arm): The winnner!

Tim: Gojira! Breaking the rules!? Cheating!? Say it isn't so!?

Gojira: You didn't freak out when T-Rexx did it!

Tim: T-Rexx is too stupid to feal ashamed, but you know better than that! I'm going to punish you!

Gojira: How are you gonna' punish me!? No monster in the world can defeat me.

Tim: Kong.

Gojira: Ha! I can beat Kong no problem. Fighting him is no punishment!

Tim: I'll do worse than that! I'll force you to work with him!

Gojira: What!? Are you forgetting I know where you live!?

Tim: No! Which is why I sprayed my house with Kaiju-B-Gone!

Gojira: Darn!

Tim: Toon in next week when Kong and Gojira work together to fight their mechanical doubles! But now it's Mecha-King Ghidorah vs. Battra!

       VS      
Mecha-King Ghidorah                                      Battra

AJ: Say how can there be a Mecha-King Ghidorah anyway!?

Tim: I'm so glad you asked. You see when we had cloned Kaiser Ghidorah we had taken DNA out of normal King Ghidorah who had lost his cybernetic enhancments after the mWo take over. Once we had his DNA altered for his new appearance and powers we transfered the mind and memories out of King Ghidorah and put it inside of Kaiser Ghidorah, giving him all of Ghidorah's memories. I thought it would be a good idea to take the lifeless Ghidorah body and turn it back into a cyborg. Only it's running not on Ghidorah's memory but synthentic or artificial inteligence.

AJ: Interesting. Well time for the match! The arena has become New York City and Mecha-Ghidorah and Battra are warped into the air above the city. Battra starts the battle by sending out two sets of prism beam blasts from his eyes causing sparks to leap from Ghidorah's torso. Ghidorah fights back by launching its upper right Godzilla grip towards Battra, but instead of gripping Battra, the grip smacks into the side of Battra's head, sending him spiraling down and crashing into a building. Ghidorah perches onto a building and throws its heads back and roars. Suddenly a wave of yellow energy strikes Mecha-Ghidorah in the chest. But how!?

Tim: Look a Battra larva has warped into the arena! There near Madison Square Garden!

Alex: I do not believe it but you're right Tim! And its bombarding Ghidorah with eye and horn beams! And Ghidorah isn't liking that and begins to send beams of his own at the caterpillar. But the adult moth who is still on the ground sends fires his prism beams again, burning two holes through the top of Ghidorah's left wing. Then both Battra's fire purple eye beams both connecting with Ghidorah's body at the same time, causing him to fall off his perch and onto the ground. Battra flies over the flying dirt cloud to inspect his opponent when one of Ghidorah's spear-like tails lashes up and stabs Battra in the thorax. Ghidorah drags off Battra before hurling him into the side of the Empire State building, before turning around, swooping over the Battra larva and raking its bladed tail tips across the monsters head. Mean while Battra wakes up on the ground and sees a collapsed Empire State Building infront of him. This gives Battra an idea. Battra uses his prism beams to cut of the spire of the building and takes off with it, holding on with his legs.

Tim: Meanwhile Ghidorah is hovering over Battra Larva and shooting at the caterpillar with its tripple laser cannon from its center head. As the three headed beast flies over him Battra Larva fires a yellow blast of energy from his horn. The blast causes Mecha-Ghidorah to be sent flying backwards and smashing into a building, causing a cloud of smoke and dust to stir up and concealing the mech. The larva fires twin prism beams from its eyes into the cloud, causing two large explosions. Not seeing any reaction Battra Larva roars a victorious cry when a Godzilla Grip flies out of the dirt cloud and grabs onto the caterpillar's horn and sends surges of electrical energy into its body. Luckily for him its father(?) comes up from behind the scource of the Godzilla grips and using his prism beams, severes the cable. Mecha-King Ghidorah reveals itself from out of the cloud, roaring in a simulation of anger and it lets loose a trio of continuous beams from all three heads. Somehow Battra manages to evade the beams and circles around King Ghidorah. Then, once behind it Battra dives down and drives the spire of the Empire state Building through Mecha-Ghidorah's Mechanical torso, so that half of the spire is sticking out of Mecha-King Ghidorah's chest.

Alex: If that had been the old Ghidorah that would be real gross.

Tim: But somehow Mecha-King Ghidorah is still functional and as Battra flies over it, it releases its remaining top Godzilla Grips and grasps on to Battra's abdomen and sends volts of electrical energy through the bugs body. The larva tries to assist but only succeeds in severing one cable allowing the second to finish off Battra. The larva Battra fires a prism beam from its horn and severs Mecha-King Ghidorah's left head. Mecha-Ghidorah then flies toward the larva but upon arrival turns his flight into a drop kick, slamming both feet into the bugs face and sending it flying backwards and landing on its back. Mecha-King Ghidorah then flies over the fallen Battra before allowing itself to drop and driving the spire sticking out its chest into the larva for a gory body slam! Ghidorah wins the match! Which was supposed to be one on one but ended up as a handy capped match!

Alex: Tim isn't time for the Legendary Belt Match?

Tim: That it is! And I've decided I'm going to rip off Iguanoman by making it a ladder match!

AJ: Sounds like fun to me.

       VS      VS      VS      
Daimajin                                     Draco                                Hydra                                Drake

Tim: For this battle the arena becomes a massive tunnel system large enough for Kaiju to run around inside of.

Alex: Like a huge ant farm.

Tim: Correct. The first monster to reach the center first can climb the ladder and claim the Legendary Belt as their prize! Only the system is set up so that they'll all meet eachother or have a chance to meat eachother at the center of the system.

AJ: Sounds like a tough challenge.

Alex: Sure does.

All the monsters are warped to the end of each of four tunnels forming an "X" meeting at the ladder, suspended in the air leading up to the belt which is also suspended in the air from an over head Xillian saucer.

AJ: The bell rings and all the monsters are headed for the intersection of the "X". Majin is first to reach the center but no sooner had he arrived did two fire balls come blazing down the two tunnels from the right side of the intersection and crash into Majin, knocking him on his back. From the tunnels Draco and Drake emerge. Draco begins to scale the ladder but Drake pushes him off and takes his place.

Drake: Sorry dad!

AJ: But Majin is back on his feet and before Drake can grab the belt and claim the title as his own Majin grabs his tail and yanks him down. Then while he's still on the ground Majin kicks the dragon in the gut. Drake gets back up and flies up at the climbing Majin. Drake body slams into Majin's side, forcing the stone samurai to the ground. Majin gets back up and unsheathes his sword. He's about to charge at the two dragons when a serpent-like tail wraps around his neck. It's the tail of the seven-headed fiendish monster, Hydra! Hydra then flicks his tail and hurls Majin at Drake and Draco who both avoid him and allow Majin to hit the wall. The seven-headed beast slithers towards the two dragons who prepare for combat but instead the serpent slithers around them. He wraps his six necks around Majin's torsp,arms,and neck, lifts him up and violently slams him into the wall again. His one free head (the center and immortal head) grasps Majin's sword in its maw. Hydra then turns around and hurls Majin into Draco who was attempting to reach the belt. Then with a flick of the neck Hydra intentionally cuts off six of his heads. And for each head two new ones sprout for a total of thirteen heads!

Majin: Hydra. Do you remember this!?

AJ: Suddenly rock begins to form around Hydra's body, just like he did the first time he defeated Hydra! Only this time Hydra has a weapon. The center head hurls Majin's own sword at him! The handle smacks into his face and he falls to the ground.

Tim: While this is going on the two dragons are having such a gentle fight with each other it's embarrasing. Hey this is Fatal Friday Fights! Get in there and kill each other!

Alex: Hydra looms over the fallen Majin and then the center head grabs his sword again. This time all the other heads grasp the handle of the sword as well. With each head working as one the Hydra drives Majin's own blade through his chest and into the ground, immobilizing Daimajin.

Hydra: That's called revenge!

Alex: Hydra turns around and begins to slither away when Majin hits him in the back with a fire ball. Hydra looks back and hisses but keeps slithering towards Drake and Draco as Majin tries hard to pull the sword out of his chest. Hydra wraps seven of his heads around Draco's neck and lifts him in the air. Drake fires his ice beam at Hydra but Hydra uses Draco as a Dragon sheild and he is frozen instead. Hydra then smashes Draco against the ground and shatters his frozen remains before laughing evilly. Drake becomes very angry and charges at Hydra. Hydra lashes out with six heads which bite Drake's front limbs before he can reach Hydra. Drake releases a stream of flames which burn the three heads holding his right hand. With those necks weakened he breaks away and slashes at Hydra's belly. He then lashes out with his scissor-like tail and ripps a chunk of flesh out of Hydra's flesh. Hydra then bites Drakes shoulders and tosses him into the wall. Drake looks above Hydra at the rock ceiling. He fires four fire ball at the roof over Hydra which barries him alive under rubble. Drake then looks around but can't find Majin.

Tim: Drake then goes over to the ladder in an attempt to climb it before his fore returned but as he looked up Majin had beaten him to the prize and still retains the Legendary Belt.

Alex: Well this was fun! Thanks for having me over. Hope I didn't get in the way.

AJ: Oh not at all! Usually Tim gets in the way, this was a nice change of perspective.

Tim: Hope to see you again soon!

[Alex exits the Snow Globe in his new Black Hole saucer that he got from Crazy Ec's deals in space. Rip Offs!]

AJ: I don't know about you Tim but I think Majin will never be defeated! How are we ever going to get rid of him?

Tim: Hmm... The Kraken?

AJ: No.

Tim: RoF Dragon?

AJ: No.

Tim: Cerberus?

AJ: Maybe.

Tim: How about all of them at once!?

AJ: Yeah! And if they do beat him we'll have one heck of a battle for it the week after!

Tim: Well I guess we'll see you next week when Majin might be defeated! Until then...

Tim & AJ: Bye!

-Tim

WMW Co-Host