Tim: Hello and welcome to the tenth episode of Fatal Friday Fights. I have some bad news. After the last episode we were robbed! Some one has come up to this space station and literally ripped our monster translating computer out of it’s console. The thief is unknown but it is believed to be another announcer as there was no sign of a break in which means the thief had an access key into the room and knew the password to shut down the security system. Until we get enough money from Crazy Ec’s space vessel dealership we proudly present in this room with us, Draco, our official Kaiju interpreter! Through Xillion technology he has been shrunken down to the size of an iguana and placed on my desk! Say hi to the viewers at home Draco!

Draco: Hello!

AJ: Stupid lizard stealing my spot light.

[AJ ducks down beneath the desk, barely avoiding a stream of flame from Draco.]

Tim: AJ, never call a dragon stupid. Dragons are easily insulted and should be respected. Why just look at him. His formidable claws, his elegant tail, his gleaming eyes, his…

AJ: Okay! I get the idea! Can we get on with the first match already!?

Tim: Our first match is a triangle match between, King Cobra, Skeetera and the Megavolt Monster!

AJ: So tell me Tim, why Draco?

Tim: Simple. I love dragons. Anyway for this match we have a rocky, hilly, terrain with four electrical power plants for Megavolt Monster to recharge.

       VS      VS      
Skeetera                        King Cobra                             Megavolt Monster

AJ: Isn’t electrical energy one of Skeetera’s weaknesses?

Tim: Yes. Many forms of heat and light energy will dry out Skeetera and cause her to shrink and with the Megavolt Monster in the arena she’ll need to be careful if she wants to win. And without further to do all monsters have been warped into the arena.

AJ: Teleported.

Tim: What ever. The battle begins! Megavolt Monster said something! What did he say Draco?

Draco: His grammar is terrible but he just made a death threat to King Cobra. King Cobra gets mad and ejects a sticky substance from his maw of which the Megavolt Monster barely avoids.

AJ & Tim Hey! Announcing is our job!!

[Both Tim and AJ duck under the desk as Draco releases a continuous stream of flames.]

Tim: I mean, may we please do our job?

Draco Yes you may.

Tim: Megavolt Monster has fired an electric zap at King Cobra, flipping him on his back. Megavolt Monster moves in to finish off the serpent when it is bombarded by fire balls from the mammoth mosquito, Skeetera.

AJ: The Megavolt Monster attacks Skeetera by kicking a boulder which goes flying through the air and falls onto Skeetera, crushing her to the ground. King Cobra ejects it’s sticky venom at Megavolt Monster, gluing it’s left hind leg to the ground. King Cobra slithers to the enemy but Megavolt Monster arcs it’s tail over it’s back and releases strands of electric energy that erupt into explosions as they collide into King Cobra’s hide. King Cobra is sent flying backwards and smashes into the rock, that was pinning Skeetera to the ground, knocking it off her and allowing her to fly again. Megavolt Monster then frees him self by sending an electric current down into his left hind leg and dissolves the sticky venom.

Skeetera flies into the sky and dives down, body slamming King Cobra to the ground and flips him onto his back. King Cobra attempts to sink his fangs into Skeetera but she fires a fire ball and knocks King Cobra’s head back down before she begins to suck his blood. King Cobra then lifts up his body and wraps around Skeetera and squeezes. Megavolt Monster walks behind the two and places his right front foot on King Cobra and sends into him volts of electricity. The electricity surges through King Cobra and into Skeetera, causing her to shrink. King Cobra some how manages to bash his skull into Megavolt Monster’s torso and force him away, but in doing so, loosening his grip, releasing Skeetera. Skeetera ascends into the air and from her tongue ejects King Cobra’s venom spit!?

Tim: Yes, only it’s flaming. You see when Skeetera feeds off another monster she gains their special ability and crosses them with her own fire ball attack. And use those abilities she does as the sticky venom smacks into Megavolt Monster , pinning him to the ground before exploding.

AJ: Awesome power.

Tim: Yes it is. But she’s forgotten King Cobra who uses his venom spit to glue her wings together and she comes crashing to the ground. Megavolt Monster charges electric energy to its tail and whacks Skeetera who is sent flying by the blow. Afterwards Megavolt Monster turns tail and runs as his body stops glowing. Looks as though he needs to recharge. As soon as he reaches one of the power plants Skeetera spits another glob of flaming venom that totally covers the building before causing it to explode. But it looks like Megavolt Monster got some energy as he is surrounded by a faint glow. Megavolt Monster charges at Skeetera and impales the mosquito with its horns and sends volts of electric energy into Skeetera’s body, it isn’t long before Skeetera goes unconscious, leaving only Megavolt Monster and King Cobra. King Cobra wraps his strong coils around Megavolt Monster but is zapped with electric energy, but after that Megavolt Monster stopped glowing. He must not have gotten enough energy to make it last. King Cobra takes advantage and wraps around Megavolt Monster again. The snake constricts and squeezes the life out of Megavolt Monster who only attempts to walk to another power plant. He is about to faint when he reaches a power plant. He’s falling forward and…

Draco: …Crashes into the building. He remains unharmed but the serpent suffers terribly. It won’t be long before King Cobra is dead but Megavolt Monster only increases in strength as King Cobra decreases. King Cobra manages to eject venom into Megavolt Monster’s eyes and the Megavolt Monster releases King Cobra and begins to use his claws to scrape away the sticky substance. King Cobra breaks away from the building and wraps his coils around Megavolt Monster’s neck and squeezes until it’s neck breaks. King Cobra is the winner!

Tim: You loud mouth, rude lizard!

Draco: What did you say to me!?!

Tim: You know you were a lot nicer in the movie!

Draco: Oh you want to talk about nice you all sucked me out of heaven!

Tim: You want to go to heaven!? I’ll send ya’ to heaven!!

Draco Are you threatening me!? Your in no position to make threats!

Tim: AJ, aren’t you going to back me up here!?

AJ: I’d rather not get involved with these kind of arguments, Mr. Never Insult Dragons.

Tim: Draco, we went over this you don’t announce. We announce! You translate what the Kaiju say!

Draco: I don’t know what the Kaiju say!

Tim: What!?

Draco: I speak two languages, English and Dragon!

Tim: What about when you translated Megavolt Monster’s death threat!?

Draco: I guessed! I don’t know if he made a death threat or if he insulted his mother!

Tim: Then why did you agree to this!?

Draco: I wanted to be on TV.

[Tim begins to bang his head against the desk.]

AJ: Well while Tim is busy having an episode let’s watch the next match! It’s Megaguiras vs. the mighty cyborg Kiryu!

       VS      
Megaguiras                                      Kiryu

AJ: For this match the arena has become Mt. Fuji. Kiryu is teleported to the base of the mountain and Megaguiras is placed on the ground in front of it. Now here’s a special note, I liked Kiryu’s retractable blade in between the mussels of the wrist cannons so that has been added to the mech’s left wrist cannon. So without any more announcements let the battle progress!

After the bell rings Kiryu begins the match by firing both its duel wrist cannons, but the super fast bug is capable of dodging theses projectiles. Kiryu engages its rocket boosters and takes off in chase, but Megaguiras can move twice as fast as Kiryu and is skilled at flying. Knowing that the chase would be in vain the third Mechagodzilla lands and fires eight seeking missiles from its rocket pack at Megaguiras who easily out runs them. With a release of super sonic waves the missiles all burst into flames and smoke, before turning around and flying over Kiryu, causing explosions all over the mech’s form. Megaguiras turns around and does it again only this time Kiryu, lashes up and by pure luck grabs a hold of the dragon fly’s tail.

Tim: It wasn’t luck! That looser dragon fly just doesn’t deserve to win.

Draco: Why did you humans name them “dragon” flies. It makes them sound tough of which they aren’t.

Tim: At least you and I agree with something, Draco.

AJ: Uh back to the match. Kiryu swings Megaguiras and slams him into the side of the volcano. Megaguiras stabs its stinger tail into the mech’s right arm and he is given quite a shock.

Tim: Why, ‘cause it didn’t work?

AJ: No because he was literally electrocuted.

Tim: Dang bad puns!

AJ: Kiryu tosses Megaguiras but Megaguiras simply flies away with no problem. Megaguiras flies past Kiryu causing explosions that surround the mechanized dinosaur. Kiryu releases a maser discharge from its maw but is unable to score a hit upon Megaguiras. Kiryu engages its rocket boosters and flies, close to the ground, up the side of Mt. Fuji. Megaguiras engages in chase and immediately after Kiryu fires two missiles in front of itself and to the right. The missiles create a rock slide that smashes into Megaguiras and brings it to the ground. Megaguiras bashes away the boulders with its pincers before taking flight again. Kiryu is at the top of the duplicated Mt. Fuji, standing on the ledge nearest to Megaguiras and awaiting its insect foe. Megaguiras begins to fly at Kiryu and the mech leaps high into the air backwards. Kiryu begins to descend and during this time the dragon fly is beneath the mech and is smashed by Kiryu’s feet. Megagsuiras falls into the mouth of the volcano but Kiryu activates its rocket boosters and flies forward, lands on the ledge and turns around to face the ledge. Kiryu then fires sixteen missiles down into the mouth of the volcano in an attempt to finish off Megaguiras, once and for all. Kiryu throws its head back and roars in victory when a blur flies up out of the mouth of the volcano and sends Kiryu rolling down the side of the mountain. Kiryu gets up at the base of the mountain and launches its left rocket pack at Megaguiras and it detonates in a huge explosion but Megaguiras barely escapes the blast. The restraint detaches from Kiryu’s shoulder and its right rocket pack is launched at Megaguiras as well, smashing into Megaguiras head on and forcing it to the ground. Megaguiras takes flight and evades the resulting blast from the second rocket pack. Megaguiras flies at Kiryu and body slams the mech, knocking it to the ground. The new Mecha G thrusts its left arm upwards as Megaguiras flies over it and from the wrist cannon an energized blade comes forth and stabs Megaguiras. Megaguiras, who was still moving at a fast speed keeps moving forward, forcing the rest of its belly into the blade and cutting itself open. Megaguiras begins to fall to the ground and Kiryu gets up and while the insect is still falling, severs the end of its tail. Megaguiras crashes into the ground. Kiryu moves in to pin but instead uses its energized blade to decapitate the dragon fly.

Tim: You see, speed is the only weapon that creature has. Now for a more entertaining match. A tag team match up featuring monsters from Godzilla the Series. Presenting for the first time ever in the WMW it’s Shrewster! And his partner is Giant African Bat. Their opponents, Skeetera and Queen Bee!

       VS      
Shrewster & Giant African Bat                                      Queen Bee & Skeetera

Tim: For this match the arena has become a recreation of Paris. Skeetera is warped on top of the Eiffel Tower and Queen Bee is warped into the air next to her. Giant African Bat is warped on a near by building and the Shrewster is warped by the base of the building.

AJ: The bell rings and Skeetera begins the match by bombarding Shrewster with fire balls. Shrewster summons his massive tornado around his body which shields him from the fire balls. Shrewster uses his twister to hurl cars and trucks and a very large bus at Skeetera and Queen Bee who narrowly escape the debris which causes the Eiffel Tower to collapse. Giant African Bat and Skeetera take to the air and start to battle in the skies of a doomed city. Giant African Bat delivers a powerful super sonic shriek but Skeetera avoids the sound waves which instead only cause a building to collapse. Skeetera flies above Giant Bat and lands on top of him and begins to suck his blood. Giant African Bite continues his flight and rotates his body so his wings are vertical and smashes Skeetera into the side of a building and getting her off his back. Skeetera falls to the ground but is soon back in the air. Skeetera releases from her mouth her copied super sonic screech as well as a wave of heat energy at Giant African Bat. Giant Bat not able to stand the heat flies out of the heat wave, turns around and rams into Skeetera’s side, sending her crashing into the side of a building.

Tim: During this time Queen Bee launches needle-like projectiles from her abdomen at Shrewster who just got rid of his twister. But Shrewster, being a shrew he has an increased heart rate and fast metabolism is capable of moving at alarming speed and manages to dodge the stingers. Shrewster leaps at Queen Bee but the insect easily evades the shrew. Queen Bee flies away, low to the ground, between two rows of buildings and Shrewster chases after her. Shrewster forms his tornado around him, accelerating his speed and allowing him to catch up with Queen Bee. Queen Bee is sucked into the twister and a floating Shrewster kicks her from behind, sending her flying out of the vortex and crashing to the ground. Queen Bee, now crippled beyond movement lies on her back and looks up to the sky to see her partner flinging fire balls at a massive bat. Queen Bee releases her stingers which fly up into the air and shred Giant African Bat’s wing membrane before Shrewster… um…eats her.

GAB can only stay in the air, but is too badly injured to evade Skeetera’s fire balls and she easily blasts him out of the sky and smashes him into a building. Readings show Giant African Bat is dead leaving only…

Draco: Shrewster.

Tim: Why are you still here?

[Tim presses a button under the desk and in a colorful display of light Draco vanishes from the announcer’s booth.]

Tim: Just had it installed.

AJ: But what is it?

Tim: Anti-monster security, thought I’d need it if Battra ever came on the show.

AJ: And that would be the reason why we can’t afford a new monster translating computer.

Tim: Uh… Back to the match. Skeetera hurls fire balls at the eating Shrewster and scorches his fur. Shrewster looks up and growls before forming his twister and sucking in Queen Bee’s remains so he can keep eating while his enemies fire balls are just eliminated by the tornado. Skeetera flies right into the tornado for a direct attack upon Shrewster and easily finds her foe devour ring the thorax of her partner. Skeetera fires a ball of fire at Shrewster, missing the creature but getting its attention. Shrewster takes a bite out of Queen Bee’s abdomen (avoiding the stinger of course) before dropping the monster’s remains and using its hind legs to kick at a piece of debris behind himself to propel himself forward. Shrewster slams into Skeetera, slamming her into a large piece of floating debris. Skeetera manages to retake control over her flight quickly and is soon back on the attack. Skeetera flies at the Shrewster and body slams the beast in its side, and the tornado vanishes and Shrewster falls to the ground. Then the mammoth mosquito raids the monstrous shrew with her fire ball attack. Shrewster leaps on top of the roof of a near by building then jumps down and lands on Skeetera’s back as she flies by. Both monsters then fly through the air aimlessly until both smash through the side of a building and land on pavement on the opposite side. Both monsters seem to be knocked unconscious. Is it a tie!?

AJ: No wait the shrew is up and begins to eat Skeetera. If she wasn’t dead before she is now! “GTS Mammals” win! What’s this? Red lightning is seen flaring up behind a building before the structure falls and eight serpentine heads and necks rise, signaling the arrival of the dark god Orochi! Looks like we aren’t changing the arena so Majin and Roc are teleported into the arena.

       VS      VS      
Daimajin                                     Roc                                Orochi

Tim: Orochi releases several lightning bolts from all eight of his maw. One blasts Majin in the chest, the other kills Roc who’s out of the match all ready, and six destroy random buildings. Majin unsheathes his blade and charges at the reptilian god monster. He raises his blade and swings and the blade only phases through its neck leaving a white band of light around it. The light fades and Orochi appears to have suffered no physical damage.

AJ: What gives?

Tim: Only a certain magic sword can harm Orochi. It’s next to impossible for Majin to win this match.

This doesn’t stop Majin from attacking as he begins to grab onto one of the heads, ignoring the flames emitted by the others and flips the beast over his shoulder. The monster gets back up and sends red electric bolts out his eyes which result in fountains of spark and smoke all over the statues form. Then Orochi charges to Majin and uses his titanic body mass to over power the samurai of stone and knock him to the ground and pins…1...2... But Majin summons up two pillars of stone on each side of his body, from under the reptilian beast, flipping him on his back. Majin tries to pin but as soon as he gets close one of Orochi’s heads rise and fire a mixed blast of flame from its mouth and red electrical energy from its eyes, knocking Majin back a few paces as Orochi gets to its feet. The two legendary monsters charge for each other throwing blasts of flame, wind, and electricity as they run until finally they reach one another. Orochi wraps his necks around Majin’s torso, arms and head, lifts him into the air and tosses him into the side of a building before bombarding the statue and everything around it with red bolts of electricity. Majin raises his hand and fires a fire ball from his palm that collides with Orochi’s chest and sends the dark god sliding backwards. Majin gets back to his feet and with a slight hand movement a lair of stone forms over Orochi’s feet pinning him to the ground. Orochi’s heads all fire a stream of fire at once that becomes a title wave of flame, scorching everything that it comes in contact with as it progresses forward. Majin quickly summons up from the terrain a wall of stone that shields him from the wall of fire. Majin then makes a motion and the wall of rock surges toward Orochi. It smashes into Orochi, forcing his feet free and knocking the dark god on his back. Majin then creates a lair of rock over Orochi’s body, forcing him to stay on his back. Majin moves in and pins…1...2...3... Majin is still the Legendary Belt champ!

AJ: And now we have a special treat for you!

Tim: That’s right, last Sunday satellite cameras captured the Dianii Alien Hunters illegally poaching the monsters on Planet X’s version of Monster Island, Monster Canyon, let’s roll that tape!

[-Tape Begins-

The Dianii ship flies over a canyon longer than the state of Texas. They are looking for a massive beast to become their next trophy. Along their quest they spot a series of explosions and fly over a part of the Canyon to see the Kaiju we call, Zarkorr causing senseless destruction to large boulders and the canyon walls with his eye beams.]

Bow Wielding Dianii: What about that one sir?

Pilot Dianii: Readings show its pure energy. It would be idiotic to try and kill such a being that isn’t alive.

[The Dianii fly further down the canyon until they reach the end, were they discover Kraa and Legion grappling with each other. The battle continues until Legion uses one of her sword-like limbs to stab Kraa’s shoulder, Kraa then retreats back into the canyon.]

Lead Dianii: Gentlemen there’s are prey.

[The alien being then points to the insect-like creature, Legion.]

       VS      
Dianii Alien Hunters                                      Legion

Lead Dianii: Land the ship on the side of the canyon, but far away from it so that the creature doesn’t know we’re here.

[And with the last order given to him the pilot follows the directions and lands the ship and six of the hunters exit their vessel.]

Lead Dianii: Pilot, I need you to stay in the ship. When I give the order fire some of the ships weapons further down the canyon to distract it as we get down in the canyon and hide. Do not fire until I give you the order.

[ The leader then steps out of the vessel and to the ledge of the canyon as well.]

Lead Dianii: Okay, you two walk further down the canyon until you find a good spot to fire upon it. Be sure to aim for its eyes or its joints as those seem to be its weak points. Make sure the beast does not acknowledge your presence. Also make sure you two are at least sixty meters apart from the other.

Bow and Rifle Wielding Dianii: Yes sir.

Lead Dianii: Okay, you with the Mega Zooka and you with the grenades, you two and I are going to scale down the side of the canyon and find an angle to throw and fire projectiles from, while hiding behind those boulders down there. (Points to line of large rocks from one end of the canyon to the other.) You with the spears will also go down when we do but you will also be crossing the canyon and climbing up the opposite wall and find a spot to throw spears at the beast from the opposite side. This ensures that we hit the creature from several angles at once. When the explosions start, consider that your order to go.

[The bow and gun wielding Dianii then assume their positions and with a wave of the arm signify to the leader that they are ready.]

Lead Dianii: Now.

[And with that one word their space worthy vessel unleashes blasts of energy, causing explosions down the canyon and attracting Legion’s attention to the blasts. The six game hunters begin to climb down the wall but Legion can sense the frequencies being released by their communicators and turns to see the four alien hunters.]

Lead Dianii: Pilot, change of plans fire your weapons directly at the creature then, fly over it and draw it away from us!

[The pilot follows the order as always and rains energy blasts down on Legion. He then flies the vessel above until Legion manages to swat the vessel to the ground onto the ledge of the canyon. The lead Dianii is then called on his communicator by the pilot.]

Pilot Dianii:> It’s not too bad I can have the ship fixed in a few hours.

[As the device sprang to life Legion turned around at the hunters.]

Lead Dianii: It’s attracted to the communicators, loose them! [And so the four throw the devices over Legion who follows them as they fly down the canyon. The other two Dianii, get the concept and they too throw away their communication devices.]

Lead Dianii: Don’t waste time assume your positions!

[With the order given to them each of the hunters find a hiding spot and the spear Dianii makes it to the opposite side of the canyon. The lead Dianii unsheathes a dagger and tosses it into the air and grabs it by the blade, with the handle facing to the vast sky above then the alien cocks his arm back and prepares to toss the weapon and with a wave of the arm Legion is bombarded with arrows and plasma rifle projectiles from the gun and bow wielding Dianii, concealing half of the insects form in explosions. Legion turns to face the two hunters as they continue fire upon Legion. Legions horn splits, revealing a blue energy surging between the two halves of the horn and the two hunters stop their fire and stare in awe. The energy then surges at the hunters and strikes the canyon wall, directly beneath the bow wielding Dianii’s feet and the hunter falls down into the canyon were he is stepped on by one of Legion’s blade-like legs, ending the alien’s life. Then the spear wielding Dianii hurls two spears at Legion, his actions fueled by mourning his comrade. Legion then releases a swarm of smaller life forms from its chest.]

Lead Dianii (to himself): How many surprises is this thing going to pull out?!

[The small Legion swarm all over the spear throwing hunters body. He tries desperately to brush off the small attackers but in his panic, he looses his footing and falls into the canyon were he suffers the same fate as his fellow hunter. The Dianii with the plasma rifle (the one on the ledge opposite of the one were the spear throwing Dianiia was) then fires at the creature and hits one of its leg joints causing gas to spray out of the wound. The Diiani then fires an electric net over the creatures head and the leader can wait no more and he finally tosses his dagger at the monster. The knife stabs the creature in another joint causing more gas to escape the monster’s body. Legion tunnels under ground as the gun wielding Dianii continues to rain projectiles down on the beast. Soon the Diiani’s weapon ammunition is depleted and he withdraws his side arm and fires at the hole were Legion once was. Suddenly a leg rises out of the terrain behind him. The others try to warn him but it is too late the log knocks him onto the ground before more legs come out of the ground, hook into his back and drag him under the surface of Planet X. The lead Dianii then lips out to his team mates “The beast is underground don’t make any sounds.”

During this time the Pilot Dianii who had tried time and time again to contact the other members finally decides to just crawl on top of the ship and yell. ]

Pilot Dianii: Hey! What’s going on over there!?

[After his screams the others feel a rupture beneath their feet meaning Legion was moving toward their ship. The Pilot who is still standing on top of the ship is shocked when several legs lash out from underground and tip the ship onto its end before a surge of blue energy goes up through and out the vessel causing it to explode and impaling its pilot with a piece of sharp metal amongst the falling debris. Now the smaller Legion crawl onto the boulder the grenade Dianii was hiding behind but he withdraws his side arm and blasts the small monsters away from him when a small pebble falls onto his head. He looks up and is horrified to see the small monsters’ mother looking down at him from the canyon ledge.]

Grenade Throwing Dianii: Uh… sir… I believe our prey now has an advantage!

Lead Dianii: Nonsense! Fire the Mega Zooka!

[The Dianii fire the best weapon in their arsenal but Legion creates a shield that breaks down the energy blast to nothing.]

Lead Dianii: Uhh! How many times will we be out smarted by this beast?!

[Legion then begins to split her horn open.]

Lead Dianii: No more of that!!

[The hunter then tosses a bola which tangles up Legion’s horn and keeps it from completely splitting it. Legion tries to get the weapon off of it but its attack carries out any way and its own attack blows off its own horn and Legion’s eyes stop glowing and it falls to the ground.]

Grenade Throwing Dianii: Looks like we got it.

Lead Dianii Yes but it got over half of us.

[Just as the hunters relax Legions eyes glow red and the creature gets back up and releases red strands of energy that pass through the remaining hunters’ bodies. They try to get away but can not and soon they are all dead. The corpses of once proud game hunters now are only light snacks for some of the nastiest beings the universe has ever known.

-Tape Ends-]

AJ:Today we have learned a lesson.

Tim: Yep don’t bring dragons into the announcer’s booth.

AJ: I was thinking more along the lines of know your enemy and don’t poach! Ugh! Good night everyone!

-Tim

WMW Co-Host