Tim: Hello everybody! This is episode 0.1, not a real match. Basically it’s just something to hold you over until I finally understand and am ready for this pole stuff. I’d like to say we’ve got some good fights for you tonight but I didn’t have time to do any live stuff. But we do have entertainment for you! Here are a few stock videos Lets roll that tape!

       VS      
Baragon                                 Kamoebas

Kamoebas arose on shore on a remote island. Kamoebas claimed the island as its new home. To let all inhabitants there may be on this island that he is the new master he gave a thunderous roar. After its roar it was surprised to hear a roar answer to it! The monstrous turtle looked around for the creature that had made the roar and saw trees being knocked down, the row of trees being crushed were coming toward Kamoebas! Kamoebas raised its head toward the trees and gave a short roar. Through the darkness of the forest something was seen glowing. The turtle charged forward, a mysterious blur raced through the air. A massive dinosaur shape could be made out as it fell onto the back of Kamoebas. Kamoebas went wild, thrashing around trying to shake off the dinosaur. But the beast had a strong grip with its feet. The dinosaur looked down, opened its massive jaws, and shot forth a red heat ray. The turtles shell began to glow bright red as the beam made contact. Kamoebas was finally able to knock Baragon off its back and to the ground. Baragon thrashed its form around in frustration. Kamoebas’ neck stretched out and its jaws gripped Baragon’s right front ankle. Kamoebas summoned up all the strength in its body, turned and flung the dinosaur through three trees, the trees snapped like twigs under Baragon’s massive weight. Baragon rolled over and reared up on its hind legs and charged at the giant turtle, then once it was close enough lowered its body and smashed its front legs onto its shell, pinning the turtle to the ground. Baragon turned his head and fired his heat ray at Kamoebas’ head. Kamoebas shook his head violently, with no place to run Kamoebas with drew its head into its shell. It anchored its feet into the ground and its shell began to shake. Baragon fell from the turtle’s back to the ground. Suddenly the monster turtle’s extended neck shot out of the shell, nipped the currently on its back Baragon in the front left hand then went back inside the shell. Baragon cried as it rose to its feet only to be rammed by a charging Kamoebas. Baragon got back up then, turned to see the strangest site, a pair of eyes staring at it from inside a shell, even with its head in its shell it was walking around. Baragon fired its heat ray into the hole in its shell were it had drew in its head. Kamoebas stumbled to the ground, its head still in its shell. Baragon surged forward, leaped through the air landing in front of Kamoebas. The dinosaur lashed out with its claws into the shell after the turtle head. When he pulled out the claws they were drenched in blood, it was over, the island was Baragon’s home. The creature let all know it by a thunderous roar!

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King Kong                                 Rhedosaurus

Skull Island, Kong lies by a lake, on his stomach, cupping his hands to draw the liquid to his mouth. Kong rises, sensing the presence of another being. Coming out of the dense jungle surrounding the lake comes a Rhedosaurus, arriving at the opposite end from Kong. The great up roars and beats his chest urging the dinosaur to leave. Rhedosaurus roars back to the primate before advancing to the left, around the body of water to meet Kong. Kong also surges to the primitive monster, meeting each other half way. It was to be a battle between two primal giants. Rhedosaurus reared up on its hind legs and flung its upper body forward. Kong ducked and his back jabbed the Rhedosaurus in the stomach. Kong then ran forward, causing the dinosaur on his back to flip onto its back. Rhedosaurus shifted its lower body to the side, its upper body followed, allowing the dinosaur to return to its feet. The beast charged forward, and bit Kong in his left arm, just above the elbow. Kong yanked his head back, and screamed. Kong then looked down out the dinosaur and pounded the side of its head with his right fist. The beast released its bite and backed away. Kong chased him before punching it in the chest with again, his right fist. Rhedosaurus roared then surged forward, reared up on its hind legs and as its upper body dropped back to the ground, it clawed at Kong’s chest. Kong roared in pain. Kong reached out and uprooted a dead tree. Kong then ran toward the flesh lizard and struck it across the face with the tree. Rhedosaurus slumped to the side, dead.

       VS             VS      
Ganime                                          Giant Octopus                                          Magma

       VS      
Kiryu                                           Megalon

Osaka, Japan, people carry out their lives unaware of the impending danger. Unknown to anyone the Seotopeans are preparing to launch their cyborg, Megalon! A massive drill shoots up from the ground through a factory. It soon flies through the air, Megalon lands crushing what remains of the factory. Megalon approaches the bridge, it sends its left drill through the base of the bridge, soon a large sections falls to the ground, cars and trucks fall to the ground in explosions. Something is heard in the distance. Megalon turns to see two air crafts carrying a mighty robot. The cables are released , the robot begins to fall, but then two jets in its hips and on its rocket packs ignite allowing the mech flight. The robot flies through the air and slams into Megalon with its shoulder. Megalon crashes to the ground. Kiryu gives off a cry of war! Megalon stumbles up only to receive a massor discharge from the mech’s mouth. The insect weakens and falls back to the ground. The cyborg looks up at Kiryu, it opens its mouth and launches a projectile. It hits Kiryu in the chest, then bursts into an impressive display of flame. Kiryu stumbles backward. Kiryu then stands in a straight up posture and six missiles shot up from the top of its rocket packs, for a total of twelve missiles. The missiles rain down on the cyborg, causing explosions all over the cyborg’s body. The left arm of the robot’s arm raised, the dual laser cannon barrels flared up, launching dozens of projectiles impacting into Megalon’s face. Megalon cried out in pain. It tried with all its might and finally was on its feet. Megalon’s mouth open and it fired another projectile in front of Kiryu. The ground before Kiryu was all aflame. Megalon repeated this process again, again, and again until, Kiryu was surrounded by a ring of flames. Megalon topped it all off by firing a stream of electricity from its horn. It raced across Kiryu’s body causing a series of explosions from shoulder, to shoulder. Kiryu’s rockets re-ignited and Kiryu took into the air. The mech flew over the flames, one of its neck cables shot out and tied Megalon’s drill-hands together. Kiryu then turned around and flew off, dragging Megalon through the wall of flame. Megalon’s drill started up, Kiryu dropped to the ground then was dragged toward Megalon until the cable broke. Megalon got to its feet. Megalon walked toward Kiryu and kicked the fallen robot. Kiryu’s rockets ignited and assisted it to its feet. Kiryu turned, Megalon charged toward the mech. The robot side stepped the beetle, which ran through the wall of flame. Kiryu turned its chest opened and it fired its hyper masser. The discharge streamed through the flame and hit Megalon’s back. The cyborg fell to its belly. Its wings spread and Megalon took flight, it soared through the air then turned to face MechaGodzilla. It dived down, its massive drill at the front of its body. Kiryu’s laser cannon on its left wrist fell off onto the ground. Kiryu’s fingers joined together forming its own drill. Kiryu’s rocket pack flared, dozens of missiles surged toward the sky diving cyborg. It then moved out of the way of the burning bug. It fell to the ground, the flames now extinguished. Megalon could only watch in horror has Kiryu’s drill started. The drill made its way through the bugs forehead. The cyborg was dead. Kiryu was returned to base.

       VS      
Drake                                       Dinocroc

Tim: Yeah I know I said there wasn’t any live stuff, but don’t you just love it when we do? Here it is! The match I’ve always wanted to see, Draco vs. Dinocroc! Okay so its his son, Drake not Draco, I wanted to fit in the ice beam. Now were is my worthless co-writer? AJ! AJ! WERE ARE YOU!? [Tim hears a strange noise coming from the back room and heads that way. He enters the room, finding AJ playing Godzilla Destroy All Monsters Melee.] Tim: AJ! You have to appear once in this show! [Tim grabs the collar of AJ’s shirt and begins to drag him out.] Tim: Your contract with Gojira does not include endless access to the video game. AJ: Aw come on! Hey guess what, I beat your high score! Tim: What!? [Tim lets go and returns to the television and reads the score list.] Tim: Let’s see fourth place, Igg (Iguanoman’s score.) third place, Bat (Battra’s score) second place, Tim! First place is AFL. What’s that? AJ: My initials, A as in AJ, F as in 4 and L as in Life. [Tim turns around slowly, an angry expression on his face. Extends his arms with open hands and runs forward. AJ turns around and runs.] Tim: COME HERE! I’M GOING TO GET YOU! [AJ runs through the door to the announcers booth and slams it behind him, locking Tim out of the room.] AJ: Well now let’s watch that fight! The Beta 19 has turned the dome into a swamp. Drake is teleported down onto a patch of damp land at the heart of all the trees and water. A second multi-color beam flies down into the water and releases into it Dinocroc! The Bell has rang and a spine like that of a crocodile’s tail is seen above the water racing toward Draco, Drake whatever. The dragon takes to the air moments before a massive pair of jaws flies out of the water and cracks down where Drake was only seconds ago! Drake turns around, flies toward Dinocroc and expels a stream of flame from his maw. Dinocroc dives back into the water, avoiding the flame. Drake extends its scissor like bones at the end of his tail. He stops in the air and hovers for a moment. He seems to have spotted a disturbance in the water. He’s diving down and flairs his tail into the water! Suddenly water shoots up and Drake flies away. That can’t be right can it? It is! Drake has found a weak point in Dinocroc’s armored back and is now dragging him onto the land using his scissor tail. No good, Dinocroc wrestles free and heads back into the water. It seems like Dinocroc has an advantage in this type of terrain. Drake seems to know that too. Now he’s using his ice beam to freeze the water into thick ice to walk on. But there’s also an added bonus! It seems the cold has driven the massive croc out of the water! Drake has landed on the ice and is now looking face to face at Dinocroc. Dinocroc charges, and Drake flairs up a puff of flame. Dinocroc backs away in fear. Now it looks like Drake has the advantage. With out the water it almost seems unfair. Almost, go get him Drake! Drake slowly approaches a quivering opponent. Dinocroc has just suddenly lashed out and bit down on Drake’s left front leg then turned to the side and let go, sending Drake sliding down the ice to smash into a tree. Drake gets up and flies, low to the ground, at Dinocroc. Dinocroc runs at Drake as well. The two beasts collide, the only one who gets back up is Dinocroc. Dinocroc charges at the down Drake. Drake looks down and expels his fire, allowing the ice to melt. Dinocroc snaps at Drake, but he fell through the ice and into the water below, Dinocroc instead, bit off a large chunk of ice. Dinocroc then slipped and fell into the water as well. Dinocroc is soon effected by the intense cold and is clawing away at the side to get to the surface. But he doesn’t need to struggle to stay out of the chilled water for long. Drake uses both of its front arms to grab Dinocroc’s tail and shoots up out of the water. He then lifts him up to near the top of the dome, at the highest point, then drops him. Dinocroc smashes through the ice, its corpse sinks to the bottom and Draco or Drake wins! Tim: Hi AJ! AJ: Tim! How did you get in here? Tim: Uh… Hello! I have a key to this room. AJ: Then why were you not in here, during the match you’ve always wanted to see? Tim: Well of course I had to stop and beat your score. AJ: Yes but you wanted to see this so bad… Tim: This little match? Beating you at video games is way more important! AJ: So lets see this new high score of yours! Tim: Fine! Right this way. [Tim and AJ head to the back room, only to find Battra finishing up a game with a specially designed Game Cube controller. Battra enters in his name then flies out of the room. Tim and AJ look at the screen.] AJ & Tim: (Yelling) NO! BATTRA BEAT US! Battra: Te he… See all you humans next Friday.