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Episode #0

Iguanoman: As part of the co-writer submission process, new members of the WMW staff AJ and Tim had to submit some sample matches to prove their worth. They are presented here in typical WMW fashion.

AJ: Hello everyone its AJ4LIFE here your WMW co-anouncer . My partener in crime is [no not Battra thank god] it is the eighth wonder of the world... King Kong. [beats chest on arival] You all may be wondering why im hosting the show, well the truth is Iggy sucks at commentating... only joking hes busy doing somthing else, so im taking over for a while. Well the first match in our special two match show is.... oh wait our speaial performers T-rex, Ultraraptor, Anguirus, and Baragon, performing Y.M.C.A ...somehow... but a fight has broke out with T-rex and Ultraraptor fighting Anguirus and Baragon.

Well I,ve decided that this will be the tag match that takes place on monster island.

 

AJ Match 1

       VS      
Anguirus and Baragon                                                   T-Rexx and Ultraraptor

 

AJ: The monsters have been teleported apart and now the bell has rung and the fight is on.
Kong: The T-rex runs up to Anguirus and bites him in the leg, while Ultraraptor is looking for Baragon, hes underground and.....
AJ: Oh Baragon has popped out behind the T-rex and blasted him with thermo breath , he goes flying......
Kong: Shut up AJ and don't interupt me again, got it!
AJ: Don't threaten me, or you will be facing Gojira tonight.
Kong: Bring it on!
AJ: Fine its Gojira vs Kong later, now on to the match.
Kong: Anguirus is biting T-rexs stomach and Ultraraptor is clawing Baragons back, T-rex trips up Anguirus, oh this is getting nasty Baragon....
AJ: My turn Kong and Raptor has had his arm burned off, it runs away with Baragon following. Baragon caught up to the Raptor but it jumped up and landed on Baragons back and is knawing at the top of Baragons neck Baragon gets dizzy and starts stumbling, eventually he was at the edge of a cliff with the Raptor on his back and he falls off the cliff but he hangs on with Raptor hanging onto him with his teeth biting on his leg.
Kong: Anguirus is slashing T-rex but T-rex wacks him with his tail and T-rex has bit Anguirus's arm and is pulling and......
AJ: Its off the arm is off, I can't believe it he is still fighting back, but now his other arm has been ripped off.
Kong: Baragon is back up and biting Raptors stomach and ripping it to pieces and he uses his thermo on his organs and his heart has melted, Raptor is out and Anguirus is trying to fight the T-rex , but the T-rex has clung on to his throat with his teeth and ripped it out, Anguirus is out and T-rex has spotted Baragon and they are charging each other and they are near each other but Baragon has heated the floor in front with his thermo breath, and T-rex is sinking and he is stuck in the ground and Baragon has thermo breathed....
AJ: I will take over from here Kong, and he has thermo breathed in T-rexs mouth and look at the pain hes in and...
Together: His heads exploded !!!
AJ: Wow what match, now its Gojira vs Kong. [Kong walks onto the battlefeild and grows bigger]Here comes Gojira, I have decided that my co-anouncer for this match will be Tim my fellow WMW fan[hope you dont mind me useing you Tim]hi Tim
Tim: Hi AJ, now onto the match, by the way AJ I still say the origanal Gojira cant control Kirys weapons..
AJ: Yes he can his D.N.A has bonded with mechanic brain and let him take control.
Tim: Cant.
AJ: Can
Tim: Cant
AJ: Can. Anyway lets get on with the match.

 

AJ Match 2

 

       VS      
Gojira                                          King Kong

 

AJ: The bell has rung and Kon has ran upto Gojira and done a spinning punch, and Gojira tries to punch Kong but he dodges.
AJ: Kong grabs his leg and pulls so he falls over and he jumps on Gojira and punches and bites him, but Gojira blasts him with thermo breath and he goes flying. Gojira walks up to Kong and picks him up by his legs and chucks him away. Gojira walks up to Kong but Kong trips up Gojira and runs away but hes heading for a cliff, and has jumped off the cliff.
AJ: Kong grabbed onto the side of cliff but Gojira doesnt see him hanging on and Kong swings his legs up and grabs Gojira's head and slings him off the cliff. Gojira is hurt badly, Kong climbs back up and does a running jump and lands on Gojira, Kong gets up slowly and grabs Gojira head and bites it but Gojira hots him away with his tail, he picks him up by arms backwards and blasts him with thermo breath, oh and the weather has took a turn for the worse with heavy rain and and thunder and lightning.
Tim: Kong has been chucked aside oh and the lightning is going crazy and...its struck Kong, he gets up and is stronger than ever and clothlines Gojira the earlier damage seems to have disapeared.
AJ: Kong is beating up Gojira pretty badly with lefts and rights, Gojira headbutts Kong to get him off, . They both rise with all their strength they slam into each other and its a test of strength, and the electric zapps weaken Gojira so he decides to use his power... the thermo breath, he lets loose and Kong goes flying.
Tim: Gojira walks up to Kong and Kong grabs Gojira's legs and rolls him over for a roll up pin, 1..2.. kick out, but Gojira rolls Kong over for a pin aswell 1..2.. kick out and they continueing to do this for a while.
AJ: Ill teach that monkey to chops back to me [jumps down on to arena and gets giant robot, he walks up to them and rolls Gojira onto Kong and holds him there]
Tim: Um sorry folks I dont know what hes doing, oh wait hes rolling Gojira onto Kong and its a pin 1..2..3 and Gojira has won the match with a little help from AJ.
The Winner: Gojira
AJ: Huh huh hu, im...back Tim.
Tim: I noticed, so do you think that was nesesary.
AJ: Yes.
Tim: Um I think that Kong is a bit annoyed, here he comes...
Me: Um Tim i think we should run
Tim: I aggree with You

-AJ4Life

WMW Co-Host

 

Tim Match 1

 

       VS      
Spacegodzilla                             Desghidorah

 

SpaceGodzilla lands on Mars. The Godzilla double summons up countless crystals from the terrain. Suddenly two bolts of energy burst through the atmosphere, down to the surface of the planet and shatters two crystals. SpaceGodzilla looked to the sky to see three pairs of red eyes looking back. The beast was rapidly descending to the surface of the planet. The three headed monster landed in front of SpaceGodzilla. SpaceGodzilla knew the beast had declared itself its enemy and greeted the three headed monstrosity with a stream of orange energy that surged out of its mouth, turned to the left then curved to hit Des Ghidorah, erupting into a fountain of sparks. Des Ghidorah winced backward. The beast raised its center head then, charged forward, spewing flame from its center jaws. The flame engulfed the chest of the space dinosaur. SpaceGodzilla stepped backward out of the flame. The dinosaur fired two rays of green light from its shoulder spikes. Des Ghidorah was lifted off the surface due to the green light energy. SpaceGodzilla turned and lowered the three headed monster through a cliff. Next the dinosaur lifted five crystals, and sent them flying after Des Ghidorah using psychic abilities. The crystal fell to the surface, causing explosion as they fell on the fallen dragon. SpaceGodzilla turned around and began to levitate a sixth crystal but it burst apart from another energy bolt. It turned to see that Des Ghidorah had revived and was back on its feet. The dragon fired five energy bolts from its center head. The outbursts of energy erupted into sparks as they collided with SpaceGodzilla’s left and right arm, torso and head. The dragon charged forward and sank its teeth into the dinosaurs arms, two biting down on the left and one on the right. Des Ghidorah kicked SpaceGodzilla’s left leg with its front left leg. SpaceGodzilla summoned a crystal from the ground behind the dragon. It caused the new crystal to rise into the air, then it pointed downward and fell. It stabbed the dragon in the back, the dragon turned its right head backward and shattered the crystal with an energy bolt while the other two kept a strong grip on SpaceGodzilla.

SpaceGodzilla fired another burst of orange energy at the base of the dragon’s center neck. The center head couldn’t cry in pain so its right head did. SpaceGodzilla kicked the dragon till it finally released its grip. SpaceGodzilla backed away and fired another beam which hit the dragon’s right back leg. The three headed monster fell to the ground. SpaceGodzilla approached, then suddenly the left head rose off the ground and hit the space dinosaurs torso with three energy bolts. SpaceGodzilla fired the two green lights again. This time it took the dragon much farther before lowering the monster into the mouth of a volcano. The beast burned up in a matter of minutes. SpaceGodzilla sounded a victory roar as it returned to making itself at home.

Tim Match 2

 

       VS      
Yonggary                                                                        Three Kamacuras

 

Yonggarry was laying peacefully on the beach of a deserted island. One of the Kamacuras that had escaped monster island flies overhead. Kamacuras seeks the dense inland jungle as a shelter. Yonggarry wakes from his sleep and begins to run across the island for exercise when a violent crackle is heard. Yonggarry looks for the source of the cry. Another shrill cry goes out urging Yonggarry to leave. But Yonggarry didn’t want to leave, this was the place were the humans left him and where they wouldn’t bother him. Kamacuras’ patients with the reptilian ran out. It burst out from the trees in which it were hiding and approached Yonggarry’s back. It sent both scythes into the center of the therapod’s back. Yonggarry roared then tried so desperately to grab the mantis but couldn’t reach. Yonggarry fired two out bursts of flaming matter, resulting in two explosions. Yonggarry turned around so his back faced the flame. He next begins to back up near the fire. Eventually the heat affects Kamacuras. It pulled its claws out of the dinosaur and flew into the air. Blood ran down Yonggarry’s back. Yonggarry delivered a mighty roar which caused the Earth beneath his feet to tremble and even begin to crumble. Kamacuras quivered in fear, but still it flew toward Yonggarry. The mantis dug its left serrated claw into Yonggarry’s right arm. Yonggarry cried, then reached out with its left claw and crabbed the giant mantis by the abdomen. He pulled the insect from his arm. Then with his right arm Yonggarry punched the creature in the chest sending it flying across the landscape.

The despicable monster sent out a loud cry. Shortly after a second Kamacuras swooped down from the sky and landed onto a group of eight trees. Yonggarry fired another out burst of flame at the new tress passer. The creature took flight just moments before the stream of burning matter came soaring down, destroying the tops of the trees in a series of explosions. As the second Kamacuras flew past Yonggarry to the left, it extended its right claw and cut Yonggarry’s left shoulder. Suddenly from out of the sky a third Kamacuras flew down to the ground behind Yonggarry. This time Yonggarry had heard the wings, he turned and fired an outburst of flame. The burning matter collided with the mantis’ chest resulting in explosion. Through the smoke a leg came crashing down to Earth. The rest of the corpse burned to ashes. Another mantis zoomed by Yonggarry. This time Yonggarry ducked out of the way, the Kamacuras went flying over him and collided with a tree, crushing its head. The mantis crashed to the ground, it was dead. The final Kamacuras came flying toward Yonggarry at a fast rate, its claws extended forward. When it was in the write spot Yonggarry turned, its tail slammed against the side of the mantis, sending it flying, it actually smashed through a tree, then the tree crashed down upon it. Yonggarry raised its head and roared a mighty cry of victory, Yonggarry was here to stay.

 

Tim Match 3

 

       VS             VS      
Gorgo                                          Zilla                                          Gyaos

 

Gorgo rises up from the sea, it slowly wades over to an island and stands next to the Statue of Liberty. Three British jets that had been tracking the monster since an earlier attack on their home country soar over Gorgo. Gorgo had only wandered on shore, it didn’t mean to cause any damage but man wouldn’t forgive the monster. The jets launched missiles which collided with its armor back. Flames and sparks flew from the dinosaur’s body. A massive iguana leaped face up from the ocean and gripped one of the planes in its jaws, before falling back to the sea. Gorgo thought the lizard had come to help, it walked to the shore and delivered a roar of thanks. But the iguana leaped from the ocean, bit Gorgo’s left claw, then pulled Gorgo down into the ocean. The two jets swerved around, fired two missiles were the creatures were last seen. The war heads, detonated underwater, sending water flying. The jets received the order to return to base, but while they flew back to England two amphibious monsters battle under water. Gorgo batted at the US Godzilla’s chest, Godzilla kept its grip onto Gorgo’s claw. Godzilla lifts its right arm, lashes out and attempts to cut through Gorgo’s highly resistant hide. Suddenly a beam of yellow light cuts through the water next to the two monsters ripping up the terrain. Gorgo and the US Godzilla break apart. Gorgo kicks to the surface with webbed feet, while the American Godzilla glides flawlessly through the water to the surface. The two creatures face the sky to see an enormous flying reptile soar through the clouds. The reptile turned fired a yellow beam of light from its mouth. The beam cut through the middle of the Statue of Liberty, leaving only the bottom half, the rest fell to the ground. The flying creature folded its wings and landed on the land mark, more of the once famous statue crumbled and fell to the ground as it landed.

The flying creature shrieked a horrible cry from its beak. It stared out at the two monsters in the water, they just stared back. Its featureless eyes blinked twice before the Gaos took off to the sky. Godzilla leaps to the island. Gorgo began to wade toward the island, Gaos fired another beam of light causing the debris to fly next to GINO. The flying Earth smacked the iguana in the side of the head. GINO roared, dashed across the island, leaped over the sea, onto Gorgo’s head, then before Gorgo fell leaped through the air again. While flying through the air the lizard bit Gaos’ left wing and both creatures fell into the ocean, causing small title waves. Gaos cried out before submerged. Navy destroyer ships floated into view. There were six of the ships, one submarine trailed behind. The submarine which was currently beneath the sea fired a torpedo at Gorgo. There was a brief flash of light then bubbles flew from the under water dinosaur’s body. The creature roared then floated up to the surface. The guns of the destroyers flared up, spark and smoke leaped from the creature’s body, from its arms, chest, and shoulders. Gorgo’s claw lashed out, destroying one of the ships. However the firing only proceeded, the guns attacking its upper half the torpedoes its lower half. Gorgo roared, the ferocity made the naval men tremble. It turned its back to the destroyers. The explosions still hurt but not as bad as its armored side. Gorgo’s tail lifted up from the ocean, capsizing one of the ships as it lifted. Then the tail raised up high then came crashing down, blowing up two more destroyers and sending the sub colliding with the sea bottom. There were only two of the ships remaining. The dinosaur raised both hands and sank the ships.


A cry goes out GINO still has a hold of the tip of the reptile’s left wing. Gaos is struggling to keep its head from going into the water. The Gaos pecks at the US Godzilla’s snout, drawing blood. The lizard finally releases its grip and the Gaos takes good advantage of it. It flies off turns around then flies toward Manhattan Island, GINO swims behind it. Gorgo chases after the two paddling along with webbed feet. The Gaos lands on one of the sky scrapers. Godzilla arrives on land, then walks into the maze that is New York City. The people who had seen the monsters battling out at sea were now long gone. Military vehicles and tanks were positioned on the out skirts of the city. Soon enough Gorgo arrived on the island. It approached GINO and lifted a fist to meet with the iguana’s face. The American Godzilla stumble backward. Then Gaos screamed and a beam of yellow light surged between the sky scrapers and sliced through the iguana’s right arm leaving a deep cut. It then turned to hit Gorgo in the back causing it to fall on a building. Gorgo and the US Godzilla got up. The two monsters made their way to the building Gaos was on top of. Gaos only watched in wonder. The two monsters clawed at the base of the building. It didn’t take Gaos long to realize what was happening and flew away just before the building came crumbling down. The US Godzilla climbed up a building. Once it was at the top it stopped and waited. Gaos flew between the two sky scrapers down below, Godzilla leaped off the building and landed on top of Gaos, bring the creature down to Earth, crushed under the weight of the lizard. Godzilla leaps away, Gaos gets up to its feet and its folded wings crawling like a bat. Gorgo slowly approached behind it, then stomped on its left wing. Gaos turned and pecked at its ankle, Gorgo stepped back a few paces. Gaos tried fly but its left wing was too badly injured. Gorgo grabbed its head keeping its beak shut and restraining it. US Godzilla roared before kicking the monster in the chest. Gaos bled to death. Soon after dying a stream of yellow light streamed into the air and slowly faded. GINO turned to Gorgo then the two happily went back to them sea hoping to never come in contact with humanity or other monsters again! And the most amazing of all the US Godzilla and Gorgo now co-existed peacefully.

 

-Tim

WMW Co-Host