New Battle For A New Day And Age!
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Rei: Hello! I'm here, mainly alone because Kavu had to go to another one of his boring conferences. Anyway I invited some other people that I think will make episode more interesting. Now join me in welcoming none other than Professor Xavier!
Xavier: Thank you for letting me come to your establishment Rei. Now shall we continue with the events?
Rei: Not a problem Mr. X. So let me tell you people of the world, I came up with a very good idea that will excite you and leave you on the edge of your seats!
Xavier: I do believe Kavu said you were not allowed to do this one. Am I correct Rei?
Rei: Your correct professor, but what he don't know, wont hurt me (^_^). So either way we are going to have a tag team match!
Xavier: I have read about that, a match here two or more kaiju battle as a team. Only one kaiju can be out at a time, they can switch at any time, but once their out they cannot "tap out/in" again.
Rei: That’s absolutely right, and even without having to read my mind. So are tag team match so going to be two-on-two, the monsters are going to be Guilala & Wangmagwi vs. Dark Horse Godzilla & Marvel Godzilla in Michigan!
Xavier: So let’s see which one is going to be the victor!
Guilala & Wangmagwi vs. Dark Horse Godzilla & Marvel Godzilla
Rei: We’re going to go to a short break; we’ll be right back ASAP.
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Rei: I hope no one fell for that . . .
Xavier: Dark Horse Godzilla is the victor. I thought that Marvel Godzilla was hard, but he pales in comparison to Dark Horse Godzilla.
Rei: You got that right my bald headed friend. JK, but I do agree with you. Nevertheless, I can’t figure out why Guilala lost just about all of his strength?
Xavier: That answer can be found in the soil that covers the area.
Rei: I thought it was just regular sand, dirt, and rocks.
Xavier: It was, but the radiation from Marvel Godzilla’s transformation changed it somehow into Guilalium. And as you should know Guilalium blocks Guilala from draining any energy, which makes him incredibly weak.
Rei: Eh, you’re the professor, not me. But to everyone out there, I don’t want any complaint e-mails sent to me or Kavu. So I hope you join us next-
[Enter Kavu with a Hawaii shirt on]
Kavu: I thought I told you to wait until I got back!? You were supposed to cancel this week’s episode!
Rei: I couldn’t do it . . .
Kavu: No, no, no!
Xavier: I hope you aren’t to mad Kavu, Rei only did what she thought was best.
Kavu: Professor Xavier! In the flesh, I am a huge fan of the X-Men.
Rei: Ok, before he goes off being all praising, good-bye and see you next time!
Guilala sends out an array of energy beams that demolishes everything that gets in its path, Marvel Godzilla gets the brunt of the attack; being actually attracted to the attacks, Marvel Godzilla jumps to catch the attacks. Marvel Godzilla slumps to one knee and peers up to his opponent, Guilala begins to slap him around to add more insult to injury. Marvel Godzilla finally snaps, does a sudden turn in a circle, and transforms into Mutant Godzilla! Mutant Godzilla then rams into Guilala and begins to slam his fists into Guilala with a mighty force behind every blow. However Guilala doesn’t even flinch, instead he coolly knocks Mutant Godzilla’s fists away and jabs his hands into Mutant Godzilla’s stomach! Mutant Godzilla shrieks away with the throbbing pain, but he soon falls quiet as Guilala continues to drain his energy. Finally Mutant Godzilla returns to his normal form and faints on the spot, Guilala dances in his pride knowing that he has won this match. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3! Marvel Godzilla is teleported out of the arena, and Dark Horse Godzilla (DH Godzilla) is transported in his place. The bell rings for the final match to begin, DH Godzilla wastes absolutely no time in using his thermonuclear breathe, which scorches Guilala in the left arm. Guilala returns this show of aggression with his own mouth beam weapon, the fire balls. DH Godzilla raises his arms to defend himself as the fire balls strike him one after the other, once the smoke clears it is obvious that the fire balls have done immense damage all over DH Godzilla’s frame. Guilala dances around once again in seeing him foe in such disorder, but his dance is stopped when he witnesses DH Godzilla’s wounds heal rapidly right before his eyes; soon it appears as if DH Godzilla was never attacked in the first place. Guilala begins to shoot his fire balls again and in addition he discharges some energy waves to smack down DH Godzilla. In response this, DH Godzilla sends out his only long range weapon, the thermonuclear breathe! DH Godzilla’s attack is so immense that it rips completely through Gualala’s move, obliterating them as it continues down to its intended target. Guilala is formerly introduced to the attack that he now loathes with a passion. Guilala bounces back into Lake Michigan, sinking as he attempts to think of a winning stratagem. DH Godzilla on the other hand merely stomps his feet as he begins to roar for a more “worthy” foe to come and fight. As DH Godzilla finishes his roar, Guilala raises up in his energy ball form and streaks towards DH Godzilla. In a matter of seconds (too fast to see, much less guard against) Guilala has struck DH Godzilla to the ground and has come back around for another strike. If you blinked then you missed everything! Guilala has created an enormous hole in DH Godzilla’s stomach, which is now healing even as we speak! Guilala turns back into his normal state, and his jaw drops as he sees DH Godzilla’s fatal wound has now become nothing more than a flesh wound; and even now has become a scar, albeit a nasty scar but a scar none the less. Guilala returns to his ball form and charges in a straight line directly to DH Godzilla in a blind furry. DH Godzilla does the only thing he can think of in those few diminishing seconds, he grabs a hand full of dirt and tosses it at Guilala. Guilala falls flat on his face and coughs; he tries to get up but is completely drained of energy!? DH Godzilla crosses over to the now helpless Guilala, picks him up by the neck, tightens his grip, and with such strength snaps Guilala’s neck!!!
