Kavu: Ok, we're back and ready to get going.
Rei: I bet most of you thought we had left you again. Don't worry about that we will always be here.
Kavu: OK, before we get this battle along the way I just HAVE to say something. If you already don't know . . . the "Eragon" movie sucked!!! It was no where as good as the books! The phycic witch didn't poison the other army, nor was she even in the battle. Saphira was a baby and then in a few minutes became an adult! Almost nothing in that movie was good and barely followed the book! A one more thing-
Rei: Ok, Kavu! We get it; you didn't like the "Eragon" movie, but what about our match?
Kavu: OH, yeah! Hehehehehehe . . . I almost forgot. Today we have another requested battle from jedi_trex@yahoo.com, and boy does he know how to pick a good match.
Rei: We are going to have another one-on-one match that features a kaiju that has rarely fought on WMW: Saturday, and he is one of the top three kaiju. If you guessed Ultraman, then you are correct ladies & gentlemen! Ultraman is finally going to be fighting for us and is going to attempt a victory over Baltan; oh, by the way this match will be held in a replicated Los Angeles.
Kavu: So without further ado . . . Lets Get It On ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Ultraman vs. Baltan
The city seems incredibly quiet for now, only small earthquakes going off from time to time. As the seconds go by these small earthquakes start to grow in magnitude (or strength for those who don't know). As the largest earthquake passes by a giant behemoth that dwarfs even the skyscrapers bursts out of the ground with a mighty shriek, the kaiju known only as Baltan-Seijin (Baltan for short)! Baltan begins to destroy the city with his explosive white beams, as he destroys more of the city one human being walks out in the middle of a street. Baltan doesn't seem to notice him . . . and he is going to squash the idiot! As Baltan's foot comes down the human clicks a small devise. With a flash of white light Baltan is thrown into a building and from the smoke emerges Ultraman, the "ultimate hero"! Ultraman sends out an Ultra Attack Ray at the fallen Baltan, and it's a direct hit for our hero, Baltan screams out in pain as his body is being ripped into pieces by the attack. As Ultraman walks to Baltan, in an almost lazily style, a shot from behind knocks him on his knees.
Rei: Who planned this? It was supposed to be a one-on-one fight! Not a one-on-two, this isn't fair.
Kavu: Wait a minute . . . I think I see who or what shot Ultraman. It's . . . I can't believe my eyes!
Ultraman looks behind him and sees a kaiju that he has never encountered. It appears to be metal, yet the creature moves and acts like a strange kind of dinosaur (if you haven't guessed the kaiju than its Mechagodzilla '74). Mechagodzilla studies his opponent of only a second, then he sends out a plasma ray towards . . . Baltan!? Baltan is engulfed in Mechagodzilla's ray and is fried! Ultraman turns to see the smoldering Baltan, then to his killer. Mechagodzilla only appears to smirk and then fires his laser rays from his eyes, cutting laser in chest, and his toe and knee missiles. Ultraman uses his teleportation technique to dodge some of the missiles and then Ultraman must put his hands into a makeshift shield and endure the rest of the barrage. Mechagodzilla seems to have stopped; Ultraman looks up and then lowers his arms to stand up. Ultraman begins to charge up his Catch Ring so he can snare Mechagodzilla in a ring, and then he'd probably pound Mechagodzilla into tiny little pieces of space titanium. Ultraman almost has the Catch Ring fully charged when he hears a shriek form above that is all too familiar! Ultraman quickly looks up and sees Baltan falling down at such a high speed that he can barely react in time; with a thud he slams into Ultraman, and then fires his explosive white beams point blank into Ultraman's chest. Baltan leaps back and lands next to Mechagodzilla, who gives him the thumbs-up sign. Ultraman wobbles to his feet and raises his arms to begin the fight again. Baltan fires his paralyzing red ray straight at Ultraman, but Ultraman has just enough energy to roll out of the way. Mechagodzilla fires his plasma ray at Ultraman who has just gotten up again, and doesn't have the time to dodge this new wave of attacks. At the last possible second another beam of energy slams into Mechagodzilla and knocks him to the ground, and following Mechagodzilla's fall the plasma beam moves out of Ultraman's harm. Ultraman gets up and sees Godzilla standing between Mechagodzilla and Baltan. Baltan sends out a wave of illusions that surround Ultraman and Godzilla. Godzilla blasts one of the illusions and it disappears, then he looks down at Ultraman and almost seems to say "stay down and watch this!" Mechagodzilla gets up and watches as Baltan begins to fire his paralyzing red rays at Godzilla, which takes the beams without even trying to dodge them!? Godzilla is on one knee and both of his arms are now paralyzed, but then he does what he has been planning on doing, Godzilla sends out his nuclear pulse and not only fries the illusions but knocks back Baltan & Mechagodzilla! Ultraman then gets up and pats Godzilla on the back, which gives Godzilla some of his energy. Ultraman & Godzilla then turn to face Baltan & Mechagodzilla, who are both now just getting up. As Mechagodzilla gets up Godzilla & Ultraman fires their signature moves in unison (or at the same time). The blast is nearly at Mechagodzilla when Baltan gets in the way and takes the hit for the team! Baltan slumps to the ground and tries to get up, his energy is low that he's almost dead but as he sheds his skin he is getting stronger. Ultraman & Godzilla shoot out their signature moves in unison once again, but this time their target is going to be Mechagodzilla. As the giant blast comes closer Mechagodzilla yanks up Baltan as a kaiju shield!!! The explosion obliviates Baltan, but leaves Mechagodzilla without a scratch. Mechagodzilla fires a barrage of missiles that sends Ultraman flying into a fallen skyscraper, which pierces him through the stomach! Mechagodzilla then charges up to Godzilla and they begin to slug it out. This battle is nearly evenly matched as Mechagodzilla and Godzilla are nearly one and the same! But then the inevitable happens, Mechagodzilla cheats and trips Godzilla and begins to kick him in the stomach. Mechagodzilla leaps back and shoots out his biggest plasma ray at Godzilla. Godzilla shoots out his thermonuclear breath to try and block his opponent's attack, but he is too weak to even put up a mediocre struggle. The beam comes near Godzilla and then as fast as lightning Ultraman takes the beam head on and is obliterated in the attack. Godzilla looks at the floating remains of Ultraman and then goes to get up. Mechagodzilla slams his metallic foot on Godzilla's hand as he tries to pull himself up, then with a mighty kick hurtles Godzilla back. Godzilla gets to his feet as Mechagodzilla shoots out yet another plasma ray, this time right before it hits Godzilla Ultraman appears again and rebounds the attack straight back at Mechagodzilla! Mechagodzilla tumbles to the ground and moves his head to see Godzilla glaring down at him. Godzilla goes to kick Mechagodzilla's head off, but is stopped by Ultraman who motions to kill him in honor. Godzilla shrugs Ultraman off and then pushes him back! Ultraman does the same and before you now it their almost about to kill each other. Ultraman & Godzilla are about to throw the first punch when a missile explodes in between the two. Godzilla & Ultraman turn to their left only to see a heavily damaged Mechagodzilla standing on only one barely good leg. Ultraman & Godzilla glance at each other and nod, then Ultraman fires his Ultra Attack Ray and Godzilla quickly spins around then fires his Spiral Thermonuclear Breath! The two powerful attacks strike Mechagodzilla at the same point and destroys Mechagodzilla with the loudest bang you have ever heard; Mechagodzilla & Baltan are no more. Godzilla and Ultraman turn to each other as if to re-begin their fight, but then wave their hands at each other as if to say "ah forget it! I'm, too tired for this!!!" and with that Godzilla swims off into the Atlantic Ocean and Ultraman flies off to the Science Patrol Head Quarters.
Rei: I thought we had agreed no more surprise fighters?
Kavu: We did, I guess the Bermuda Isle defenses need maintenance. Don't we have insurance for that?
Rei: Um . . . insurance??? Weren't you supposed to buy it?
Kavu: No, I gave you the money to purchase it, remember?
Rei: Oh, I kind of spent it on myself . . .
Kavu: YOU WHAT!? THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS THE "ERAGON" MOVIE! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS! HOW COULD YOU . . . (What Rei hears) BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH . . .
Rei: Well everyone, looks like I'm not going to be going anywhere very soon. So see you next time on WMW: Bermuda Triangle.
