Kavu: Well everyone. I bet you were wondering where we disappeared to? Simple answer really. Due to burning out (of ideas/tired of writing at least) last time, Rei and I decided that we should only do an episode every other week!
Rei: Yup, yup, pretty much. So that we can go on for longer and write more, or at least the same amount.
Kavu: So lets get on with our new schedule for this new Generation X. To begin we are going to start off with our one-on-one matches, then try to get into the more two-on-two, etc. So today we are going to have ED-209 come in and battle for us.
Rei: We got Ed on the videophone. (To Ed) So you think you can really stand up to any kaiju we throw at you?
Ed (on videophone): I do believe so. I am fully equipped to take on any kind of malicious enemy.
Kavu: Right, but you're not even big enough to take on Manilla! How do you expect to take on any kaiju if they can't see you?
Ed: Well, you see Kavu. That is the one thing that was stopping me from fighting, not anymore!
Kavu/Rei: I don't quiet get your answer.
[ED charges onto Triangle Islands arena and begins to do doughnuts]
Rei: Oh! I get it! He built himself a bigger body and put his teny-tiny brain into it.
ED: I heard that ! ! !
Kavu: Enough chitter-chatter! You think you could take down any kaiju ED!? Well, try beating this psychotic dude!
Gigan FW v.s. ED-209
ED immediately stops doing doughnuts as soon as Gigan thuds onto the arena. Gigan cries out in what appears to be laughter as ED turns around and points every weapon at him. ED pauses for a minute to evaluate the situation, but a minute is more than enough time for Gigan to fire a cluster beam from his eye! ED is to slow to dodge that attack, instead he receives the full blunt force. ED stand up and emits something that makes Gigan laugh more than he did before, ED has just given his 20-second warning that stated Gigan must surrender now or perish! Gigan continues to laugh, which of coarse makes ED mad. ED sends out a furry of ammo as his three 20-mm guns, his mortars, and grenades. Gigan gets shell shock from a few of these, but regains his composer quickly. Gigan leaps into the sky and takes off at Mach 3, begins to circle around, and slices at ED. ED lands into a boiler and crawls out piping hot, Gigan circles around again, but only this time to be smacked in the face by ED; who's temperature is currently over 200 degrees! Gigan reels back and holds his face where ED backhanded him. ED begins to throw more grenades and shoot more ammo out of his 20-mm guns! Gigan, being so well armored, isn't affected by ED's attacks. ED still attacks and starts to walk closer to Gigan. After that Gigan returns ED's little "gifts" with some presents of his own! As ED reaches less than 20 feet from Gigan, Gigan sends out a furry of cluster beams and flying saws. ED, who isn't that armored when it comes to fighting a kaiju, can bairly stand up to Gigan's assult. ED crashes into a giant crain, the crain swings away, then swings right back. ED "tackles" Gigan, but is unsuccessful in toppling the evil kaiju. Gigan, not missing any chance to do some real damage, hholds onto ED and begins his Chest Buzz Saw! ED is being ripped into a million tiny peices of shrapnel when he accidentaly fire off his three heat-seeking missles! ED's missles fly into the sky and turn right around, and streek right towards Gigan and ED! Gigan continues to hold onto ED, even more tightly than before, because if he goes then ED goes too! But ED is thinking a little bit differently, and more smarter, this go around. ED shoots out his extra hydraulic rams, pushing Gigan backwards, and jumps right as the missles pass under him! Gigan is able to look up as the missles slam into him. With a giant explosion Gigan is engulfed in a hellstorm of flames! ED walks around, shooting into the blaze, as an extra precaution. From the fire comes an all to familiar voice, Gigan rams ED with his sharp horn than tosses him aside. Gigan only survived the blast because he got his claws up in defence in time, now their only sparking stumps. Gigan glares up at ED, and is about to send out a finishing cluster beam, when ED gets another bright idea! ED pulls out his giant speaker and begins to emit a roar, what roar? Wouldn't you know it, Godzilla's roar!!! At the sound of hearing Godzilla, Gigan reatatches his new arms (the giant chain saw ones) and shoots out two grappling hooks! ED tries to resist, but is too worn out to struggle for any length of time. So ED can only wait as Gigan slowly pulls him in, and then sliches him into peices. And that is what Gigan does, sadisticly laughing all the time until the very end . . .
Rei: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Ok, I thought the orignal Gigan was scarry. This one is its own horror show!
Kavu: i wasn't lieing when i said the kaiju ED had to face was psykotic. Most people wont believe me, but hopefully they will now.
Rei: Did you plan all of this?
Kavu: Some, I never intended on Gigan chopping him into soda cans.
Rei: And you still let ED . . . thats evil Kavu. I like it!
Kavu: Now don't get me wrong, I don't like seeing people, animals, or kaiju suffer (unless they deserved it). I just got tired of ED winning that he never got a good match.
Rei: So oyu said you'd get him a fight, only to know it was one he could never win?
Kavu: Some what. I did give him a chance to win, and he could of if he'd thought about it. I even made the arena into a place he could fight better in! Anyway, (to everyone out there) if you got a match you thinbk would be great, then e-mail the idea to me at Kau1438v@aol.com!
Rei: And if you can't get enough kaiju matches, or want to see your very own kaiju fight. Look up http://gfw5.tripod.com/
It has UMW (ultiamte monster wars). An "exclusive" fighting federation that allows only fan created kaiju to battle. So go and look for yourself.
Kavu: Anyway, see you guys in two week!
