Kavu: Hello everyone and welcome to the last episode before we have to finally fight The Phantom and X!
Rei: And we are so going to beat the snot out of them! Oh yeah, bring it on!
Kavu (T_T): OK Rei that's enough. I only hope that you're ready to accept it if we do lose.
Rei: Oh, come on Kavu! You don't have to be so pessimistic all the freaking time!
Kavu: Hey! I'd rather be pessimistic and be wrong, then be optimistic and be wrong. Either way if I'm wrong I'm surprisingly happy and if I'm right I know what to expect.
Rei: Ok, but before you use up all our time with your "philosophies". Can we fit in a match? After all we are running a Kaiju Wrestling Company. So what is today's match anyway?
Kavu: Well . . . um . . . you see it's . . .
Rei: You didn't think of one, did you?
Kavu: Nope. I was so busy thinking about going to the lake with my family I forgot.
Rei: You forgot? YOU FORGOT ! ! ! I can't believe you Kavu! Aren't you supposed to be thinking of this stuff every Wednesday!? Well at least I have your back this time. I already though of some people to come and fight for us.
Kavu: Well? Who?
Rei: Their both dragon type kaiju that hold awesome power and abilities. They are Grand King Ghidorah from "Rebirth of Mothra 3" and Orochi from "Orochi: the Eight Headed Dragon ". So these are going to be the two kaiju that will be fighting for us on this marvelous day!
Kavu: And I guess that a pair of dragon type kaiju can only fight in one place. Monster Island! So in my very corky co announcers own words, "Lets get ready to Crumble"!
Rei: Hey! My line! MY LINE!
Orochi v.s. Grand King Ghidorah
The two winged kaiju come flying in and land. Orochi on the mountain side and Ghidorah(not going to say Grand King Ghidorah) on the beach. With a sharp flick Orochi sends a stream of red lightning towards Ghidorah. But with a flick of his heads Ghidorah sends his own stream of lightning-like attacks, or in other words his Gravity Beams. The beams each get moved around each other and strikes its target. Orochi side swipes his shoulder on a jagged rock and tumbles back. While Ghidorah is flung backwards into the sea. Orochi gets up and swings his heads over to the sea where Ghidorah is now taking a "swim". With a loud roar Orochi sends out a searing flame that hits the water making it evaporate. And out of that steam comes Ghidorah in his protective barrier, and when Ghidorah gets up high enough he shoots out electricity from his wings. Orochi stumbles back to avoid Ghidorah's attack. When his "thunder shot" doesn't work he streaks to Orochi and slams right smack dab into his. And in a tangle of heads, teeth, and energy beams both Orochi and Ghidorah try to get some kind of advantage. Ghidorah bites some of Orochi's heads and others try to shoot the others off. And Orochi does the same. And when that doesn't seem to work Ghidorah creates a spiral energy-dome around himself, knocking Orochi back and had him trip and fall over. With Orochi down Ghidorah lets his energy-dome down and begins creating hurricane-force winds with his wings. As Ghidorah does this boulders fall down and land right on Orochi. Ghidorah steadily walks up to the pile of boulders and looks for Orochi's tail or head. But in a flash of fire Orochi bursts out of the rubble and sends a fire stream right at Ghidorah. But this is no use, because before Ghidorah got close enough he sent up his protective barrier. Either way Ghidorah is safe and Orochi doesn't even know about it. And this isn't just a guess because when Orochi stops his flames he jumps back in surprise when he sees Ghidorah. Right when Orochi lands Ghidorah sends out his electrifying gravity beams that strike off five of Orochi's eight heads. Ghidorah then follows up and slams into a stunned Orochi. But to everyone's surprise all of Orochi's severed heads are regrown! And in a furry of lightning Orochi returns Ghidorah's cruel deed, by cutting off three of Ghidorah's four heads! But just like Orochi Ghidorah's heads are just regrown. So now what do we got? Well two Kaiju that can re grow and severed part and both have around the same attacks. This doesn't detour Ghidorah a bit. He jumps up and begins to fly and shoot his gravity beams at Orochi. As Ghidorah's attacks swirl around him Orochi sends out his flame stream and blowtorches both of Ghidorah's wings off! Surprisingly Ghidorah's wings don't re-grow! It seems that if you cut a body part off and seal it with fire or a huge source of heat the body parts wont be able to re-grow! Hu, kind of like a hydra. Even though Ghidorah's wings are gone he continues to fly due to his gravity field. And with a furry big enough to match Gojira's Ghidorah sends out streams after streams of gravity beams, electricity from his stubby wing parts, and barrier pulses! And each attack his a powerful and sever hit, blowing off chunk after chunk of body parts. And after Orochi is blown to bits, Ghidorah burns each part to a measly pile of ash.
Kavu: And I guess Grand King Ghidorah is the winner.
Rei: Awe man! That was over way to quickly! Come on I wanted to see some action!
Kavu: Well what can I say? Ghidorah was way more powerful than Orochi.
Rei: NO! You probably rigged the match or used up to much time on your philosophies! Tell the truth Kavu! You took up to much time!
Kavu: Rei, You're an idiot. I didn't rig the match, you're the only person here that would do that. And I didn't take up to much time! Sorry everyone, but it seems that its getting late and our only match has been ended pretty quickly, after all, show no mercy in a war or you'll soon be dead.
Rei: Yeah, yeah,yeah. Well god-bye everyone. Next week we will fight The Phantom and X for the title of "WMW: Bermuda Triangle" ! ! !
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