Rei: Welcome everyone! We've finally gotten out of that infernal closet and are back at our regular posts as the real announcers.
Kavu: and today we are going to show you a fight that not been seen before by human eyes! A spectacle to stun the mind! A horrific sight of unparalleled terror! A-
Rei: Uh, Kavu what are you doing? You're going to give the match away! And you also sound to much like one of those old cheesy announcers that got paid like 80 cents for their job.
Kavu: I know I know! I just wanted to add some emphases and heighten the tension. And don't make fun of those "cheesy announcers", it's because of them the Kaiju movies got famous in the first place!If they didn't make it sound interesting then no one would of gone to see them in the first place!
Rei: Well that makes some sense I guess, Sheesh you didn't have to bite my head off you know. Anyway we need to get back on track, our match will pit two Kaiju from the past and also two different kaiju companies. Today I am proud and honored to tell you that the fighters today are none other than Gojira(Original) and Gamera(Showa) ! ! ! !
Kavu: And these two Kaiju are what started it all in Japan! Now we aren't forgetting Mothra, Rodan, and King Kong. It's just these guys stood out the most. Either way this match will be fought out in a black & white replicated version of Tokyo City, can't seem to hold it anywhere else, were both Kaiju gave their last great rampage trough the city.
Rei: So is everybody ready?! The Kaiju are prepped and ready to go . . . Both are now in the transporter machine. Ready . . . Fight!( I'm trying not to be as predictable as X said I was.)
Gamera Showa v.s. Gojira '54
Gamera is teleported into the mitts of the city and a second later Gojira is teleported into the Tokyo bay. As Gojira, I guess you can say "paddles" because he isn't moving every fast, toward Tokyo; Gamera is tearing through the city, explosions everywhere, trying to get to Gojira! When Gamera reaches the shore Gojira has already set foot on land and has thrown the first punch. Gamera, the kaiju with obviously the more experience, ducks it and back hands Gojira then follows up with a uppercut from a swipe of his claws. Gojira is knocked off his feet and slams right into a building, sending it crashing down on top of him. Gamera thuds over to Gojira and pulls him up by the throat. Gojira in the classic style lets out a jet of thermonuclear blasts sheering Gamera in the face forcing him to let Gojira go and stumble back. With the advantage his Gojira immediately runs up to Gamera and wallops him with his tail. Gamera is still trying to get the fire put out and now that he's dizzy its even more difficult, and Gojira likes it when its hard for his enemies. And so Gojira lets out another pounding of tail whips, bites, punches, and kicking. Gamera has now put out the fire and turns to meet Gojira, in which all he gets is a big punch in the face that sends him sprawling backwards. It appears Gojira is enjoying this as he is doing the famous little "Dancing Zilla". Gamera is just about feed up with this and now that Gojira is mocking him its not going to get pretty. I mean this Gamera has fought off six other Kaiju, all very powerful, and Gojira has only fought the military(which every Kaiju is able to beat) and the original Anguirus! And with those burning thoughts Gamera drags himself up and then charges right into Gojira's side knocking them both into Tokyo Bay! We got ourselves a water battle now folks! And back to the underwater scene, Gamera is able to be healed by water and is quickly gaining his strength back and Gojira, well . . . Gojira can only breath underwater and swim good. And so now that Gamera is stronger he rams Gojira into every freaking cliff, boulder, and underwater cave he can find! At about the eighteenth ram Gojira is able to break free and quickly swim away from the now too powerful Gamera. As Gojira swims away Gamer gives pursuit, since Gojira is headed to the only place Gamera doesn't want to be right now, dry land! Gojira checks to see how far behind Gamera is and gets the sock of a life time. Gamera is only a few feet behind him and gaining speed every second! So what does the original king of monsters do? Well what any other Gojira would do, he fires his thermonuclear breath at Gamera and tries to stun him long enough for him to get on land. In which it works and Gojira is now back on dry land, although the city is pretty much a pile of rubble with a few of the buildings still standing or leaning. Gojira sharply turns around when he hears the sound of . . . jets? Out from the Tokyo Bay Gamera shoots up in his jet-mode and hurtles himself toward the gigantic saurus. Gojira, being the only Godzillasaurus that is afraid of jets, starts to hide behind the hand full of buildings that are left. But to Gojiras dismay Gamera shoots down the buildings with his fire breath and begins circling Gojira. Gojira has no were to go and is extremely scared, but like any other Gojira sucks it up and sends a stream of his thermonuclear breath and strikes down Gamera! Gojira quickly, but cautiously, walks up to Gamera and grabs him by the arm. Gamera, still slightly dazed, gives no resistance and is yanked fully awake when he hears a loud snap! Yes to everyone! Gojira just broke Gamera's right arm! Gamera now screaming in pain, rams Gojira and begins to slash Gojira to ribbons! Gojira snatches a piece of building and chunks it right into Gamera's face. Gojira then follows up with another tail swipe that knocks Gamera back in one of the fires raging in the city. Gojira thinks he's victorious, but he couldn't of been anymore wrong. From the fire comes a fully healed and very angry Gamera. And its in this blind fury that Gamera Tackles Gojira, snaps both of his arms, slams him through every building that's still standing, tosses in the sky, scorches with his fire breath, choke slams him, and eventually tosses him back in the bay. Gamera blinks and looks at his surroundings. NO buildings, fire everywhere, rubble everywhere, the sky black with smoke, the sun red with the reflection from the numerous fires, and explosions going off every few seconds. With a splash Gojira returns to the scene, Gamera lumbers over to Gojira and stands there in a sort of mocking way. Gojira, with his regenerative powers, takes a swing with his left arm and tries to knock the smirk off of Gamera's face. But Gamer is to fast and easily gets into a ball, which Gojira hits his hand and breaks his knuckles on, then Gamera rolls at Gojira and actually runs up Gojira's body smacking him in the chin! Gojira is now stumbling everywhere and tries to get focused, but Gamera doesn't give him a chance. And with Gojira nearly helpless Gamera walks right up to Gojira's face. But like lightning Gojira snaps out of his, I guess you could call it stupor, and wraps both of Gamera's arms. Gamera is too surprised to react or even get in his shell, which probably could save him. And what does Gojira do with the surprised Gamera? Blow his head off with his thermonuclear breath? Knock him unconscious? Trip him and then bite his head off? The answer is none of the above! Gojira gives Gamera the closest thing I've ever seen to a death . . . KISS! Gojira actually bites Gamera's mouth and sends a stream of his thermonuclear breath down his throat and into Gamera's stomach! And he keeps this up until the inevitable happens, Gamera goes out with a big bang! the explosion is big enough that it knocks Gojira right back into the sea. When the shock wave subsides Gojira rises out of the water and gives a roar of victory!
Kavu: What can I say. I've seen about every move that the Gojira's could come up with and a little bit more. But that was something I don't even think Iguanoman would of thought possible! I mean, wow!
Rei: I know what you mean Kavu. Who would of thought Gojira would pretty much give Gamera a "death kiss". You know what! Since we were the first people, besides the audience, to see this I think that's what it soul be called, the "death kiss".
Kavu: Well I kind of would of expected the original Gojira to think of some off the beat way of getting rid of Gamera. Hold on, Rei did you add in something different? It says here, "Kavu now turns to the side and sees hansom person." Rei you know hansom is used for guys, right?
Rei: Yeah why? Let me see you're script! Hey! Who the heck is messing with our scripts! This is live TV people!
X: I know! And that's why I'm hear!
Rei/Kavu: X! Oh great now after the fight you want to come in!
The Phantom: Its not just him! Its me to! And we're here to give not you two, but any Kaiju out there a challenge!
Kavu: And what might that challenge be phantom? What are you two trying to pull here anyway?
X: The challenge is very simple. We wish to have any "brave" Kaiju go up against the ultimate Kaiju! Not Baragon, oh no, a Kaiju that's so powerful that it can only be summoned once every year! Well? Does any of your Kaiju accept this challenge? Once there is no more challengers we will begin!
[On Monster Island the Kaiju are roaring, squawking, and whatever else they do. Some are ready for the challenge and others want to see this "Ultimate Kaiju"]
[Teleported into a blank battle field are the Kaiju that were brave enough to meet the challenge. These Kaiju are as followed: the regenerated Stero, Anguirus FW, Gorosaurus, King Kong(original), Zilla, Gorgo, and Zigra]
The Phantom: Is this all of the Kaiju that wish to fight? Every well then, no other Kaiju may enter or exit the arena when the battle commences! X will tell the rest.
X: Ok, this match will be fought for not just glory, but for the Kaiju's souls themselves! If a Kaiju loses his/hers/its soul is then to be given to the winning Kaiju! But if that Kaiju is lost then the soul of that Kaiju is returned to Monster Island safe and sound.
Rei: This is outrageous! You can't take Kaiju's souls! Its not possible and even if it were its not moral! So why on Earth are you saying these things!
The Phantom: It's because we've figured out a way to take Kaiju souls! And it's technically not us doing it, so our hands stay, well relatively clean. Now to show you who these foolish Kaiju are going up against!
Kavu: Either way since Stero is in this it will be an unsanctioned match, so it wont count. So Phantom X, lets see this soul stealing kaiju you've "summoned". Buckle yourselves in everyone, I think this match is going to get very messy!
Mystery Kaiju v.s. Stero, Anguirus FW, Gorosaurus, King Kong(original), Zilla, Gorgo, and Zigra
The six Kaiju are transported into a desmids arena that looks like it has never held anything that lives. the land is scorched and on fire, the remains of buildings stretch from horizon to horizon. The Kaiju look around for their opponent but succeed only in seeing their teammates. Just when you think there is no Kaiju to fight, the replicated arena starts to shake with a magnitude 5 earthquake! And as the arena shakes the ground splits to reveal the mysterious Kaiju . . . it's the one and only SATAN! And out from the eternal pit he rises out and stares down on the mortal kaiju that wished to defy his reign! With one swipe of his mighty hand the lands bursts into flames, immediately killing Zigra! From Zigra's melted body comes out a small shining white orb, that shining white orb is none other than Zigra's soul! Satan grabs the z-soul (Zigra Soul) and eats it! Stero, Anguirus FW, Gorosaurus, King Kong, Zilla, and Gorgo look at each other as if to say, "ok, you next?" But its no choice of theirs, as Satan stretches his arm and grabs King Kong by the next. With a shake that could knock over buildings, if there was any, Satan slams King Kong right into Gorosaurus! Now with the true opponent clear the other Kaiju get into the rumble. Stero slides under Satan's feet, then jumps on his back and stabs his skin with his syringe. Anguirus rolls into his ball-mode and begins to crash into Satan from every angle that he can reach. Zilla emits his thermonuclear breath on Satan torso. And Gorgo . . . well, Gorgo just chunks things at Satan. And as each attack strikes Satan does nothing to stop the onslaughts. And with a gigantic surge of power Satan blows away all the Kaiju. The force is so strong even that Gorgo is pushed right through the rubble and is skewered by a steel bar! Gorosaurus is now charging at Satan as he eats Gorgo's soul! But when he reaches him Satan grabs Gorosaurus by the throat and with one sharp move snaps his neck! Satan then eats the G-soul (Gorosaurus Soul) and turns towards the remaining Kaiju, which are Stero, Anguirus, King Kong, and Zilla. And so the final four Kaiju give it one last charge. Anguirus rolls up and streaks toward Satan. King Kong goes into a pounding charge. Zilla slinky and quickly runs at Satan. And Stero glides at full force to Satan. Satan laughs evilly and sends out a stream of black fire and burns King Kong and Anguirus alive! Zilla and Stero are the only ones able to get through and both tackle Satan and crash him into the ground! King Kong and Anguirus' souls are just hovering over their bodies, just for anyone who wondered. Satan tosses Zilla off of him and Stero is just able to get out of Satan's reach as he gets up. Zilla crashes into Stero and they both fall to the ground and tumble down into a pile of rubble. Stero and Zilla strenuously pulls themselves up and Stero looks at Zilla as if to say, "ok, so we can't charge at him head on, we need another plan." But Zilla just shakes his head and stupidly charges at Satan full force, and it's the last move Zilla ever makes. Because when Zilla nearly reaches Satan he bursts into flames and falls right on the spot, his soul now drifts out of its body. Satan reaches for Zilla's Soul, but for some reason Zilla's Soul moves out of reach? Satan tries for it again, but again the same thing happens. Then Zilla's Soul speeds off to another direction, Satan peers up and sees STERO eating King Kong, Anguirus, and Zilla's Souls! It seems when Stero stuck his syringe in Satan he did absorb some of Satan's powers! Stero's appearance has changed since he took some of Satan's powers. Stero color is now black with red eyes, he now has Satanic horns with fire in the middle, his "flying squirrel-type wings" have now become satanic wings in his back, his claws, talons, and teeth have become long and serrated, and his tail becomes spiked at the end. Satan is naturally surprised in the fact that not only that Stero's appearance has become demonic, but also that any mortal kaiju could steal some of his powers! Stero glares at Satan and smirks, then in a flash is behind Satan and drop kicks him in the head. Satan slams to the ground, swiftly turns around and stretches his arms, grabs Stero's neck and chokes slams him into a dilapidated building. Stero grabs Satan's arms and does the same thing as Satan did to him. And Satan tosses Stero to the side with so much force that it looks like a bodybuilder throwing a rag doll. Satan then sends out a stream of unholy fire that scorches Stero's wings and whole left side.
Satan: How on Earth do you think you, a mere mortal kaiju, will defeat me!?
Stero: Don't know, but I'll try until there is no more breath in my body! I'll never let a pure evil kaiju like you steal other kaiju's souls or harm anyone in this place, except The Phantom and X.
Satan: If you care so much about these things and are in fact distracted by them, I think the only thing I can do is get rid of those distractions!
Satan then swings around and sends his unholy fire to burn everyone in the announcers booth and stands alive! Stero barley gets in front of the fire before it strikes and burns everyone alive. And Stero is taking the full force of Satan's attack for everyone watching. Satan cruelly laughs as Stero roars in agony and sends more force to his attack. Stero's very skin is melting off as the seconds tick by from Satan's attack. But right when you think Stero is about to lose the battle and his soul, Stero glances down to see a small girl running toward him trying to say something to him, but Stero can't hear her as the roaring of the flames is too loud. That's when Stero realizes just who that little girl is, its Lora! Lora is the one who technically hatched him, and in doing that Stero sees her as a mother and the most important person to protect! Seeing how far his "mother" would go to get to him Stero gets a enormous burst of energy and knocks Satan's unholy flames away! Satan tries another attack, but Stero just walks through them and never slows down! Satan ties every trick his demonic mind can think of, and since he's the devil that's a lot of ideas. But every thing Satan throws at him Stero just goes right through it. Right before Stero reaches Satan he slams his tail and arms onto the ground, creating a giant hole in the ground that leads straight to, well . . . you know where. Stero builds up every ounce of energy that he has and shoots out a enormous blast that I think will be called, "Chaos Blast". Satan tries to stop the blast, but the beam has to much force behind it and knocks Satan into the eternal pit, noting it was not strong enough to hurt or kill Satan ( =- r ). When Satan falls into the pit all of the souls that Satan ate leaves him and travels back to Monster Island, then the arena goes back to its blank form. Stero then turns back to normal, releases all of the souls he ate, goes out of Chaos mode, and then falls to the ground. After Stero is out cold he gets teleported out of the arena and gets sent back to Monster Island.
X: You've got to be kidding me! That stupid kaiju kavu's cousin owns actually beat Satan!? He cheated! He didn't even knock him out or scratch him!
Rei (smirking): Yeah, but in the Official WMW Rules it says that if he is sent out of the arena for 20 seconds he is disqualified and loses.
X: Yeah . . . but . . . I . . . that's not . . . ah never mind!
Kavu: And since Satan was defeated he can't come back for another year! So that means you guys can't steal anymore souls!
The Phantom: Unfortunately your right. X ! Lets go! It's time for us to take our leave! And you two are given more time to prepare for our battle since you proved that you could defeat Satan. So you get 4 more weeks of preparation!
Rei: You mean you guys are actually giving us more time to get ready? Well that's something you don't see every time.
[In a flash of light The Phantom and X disappear]
Rei: Kavu, I wonder why they allowed us more time to get ready? I mean a month is a long time to give someone to get ready for a fight this big!
Kavu: That's easy Rei, if someone gives you more time for a fight its for only two reasons. 1.) Their scared of you and are wanting more time to delay the fight or to get ready. And 2.) Their ego has gotten out of control and think their strong enough that they could risk giving us more time.
Rei: Wow I hope its the first one. Anyway to everyone out there! This is an unexpected turn of events. So good-bye and so long! Well see you later on! Bye-bye.
