Kavu: Hello everyone one and all! This is the WMW: Bermuda Triangle seventh episode!
Rei: So it seems we're doing a good job, so far. I hope that in the future we don't have another experience like when Kothoga attacked the announcers booth. I mean we almost got eaten. And that would be a very bad thing.
Kavu: Yea I know what you mean. That little accident defiantly raised our insurance up a whole lot. But we learned our lesson didn't we Rei? Never have a Kaiju fight on an empty stomach. Anyway enough of the small talk. Today with us we are going to have a breaking new match this day. Three cybernetic Kaiju have gladly decided to fight in our luck seventh episode.
Rei: Those three Mecha Kaiju are as followed. Cyber Zilla, Mechani-Kong, and Kiryu! Go Kiryu! Beat those other poor excuses for Mecha Kaiju! Beat them to a pulp! So them who's there daddy! Go Beat those mechanical losers!
Kavu: Sheesh Rei! I've never seen you this worked up over a fight, not even when we saw Gojira take on Bagan in Sunday Slam(which I think was one sided, I mean come on! Bagan is not that smart!). But that's another story for another show.
Rei: I know Kavu, but I really like Kiryu. I hope he's the one that's going to go all the way! I mean I couldn't stand it if Kiryu lost to these two.
Kavu: Ok! The match will be held in an old abandoned factory where one of the Mechagodzilla(s) where found. I can't really remember which Mechagodzilla is was. So let get ready! Ready! Set! Fight!
Cyber Zilla v.s. Kiryu v.s. Mechani-Kong
The terrain in Triangle Island is replicated into the factory and our three Mecha Kaiju have been transported into the arena. *DING-DONG*! Cyber Zilla is the first to make a move, due to his programing, and tackles Mechani-Kong in the chest. As Cyber Zilla slams into Mechani-Kong he begins his assault by tearing into Mechani-Kong with his claws. But Kiryu, not one to miss an opportunity, flies up and beings a barrage of laser mouth cannons! As the barrage of Kiryu's laser mouth cannon blasts are raining down on them Mechani-Kong is trapped under the weight of Cyber Zilla. But before Mechani-Kong is not completely helpless, because he was a couple of large grenades around his waist. And so he slightly moves his hand over to one of his grenades and hurtles it straight at Kiryu. But Kiryu is so involved in his laser mouth cannon and only catches the grenade as it blows up right in his face! As Kiryu slams into the ground and the laser mouth cannon fire ceases Cyber Zilla is able to get back up. Then Cyber Zilla glances down on Mechani-Kong and raises one of his mechanical arms to being his assault on Mechani-Kong again. But Mechani-Kong is too fast as he back hands Cyber Zilla right in the face and sends him clear across the field. Cyber Zilla and Kiryu get up on one knee at the same time only to look at each other and nod as if to say, "Do you want to get rid of this guy first? Sure". And so a temporary alliance between the two mechanical sauruses is formed. And as the two lumbering Kaiju came inches closer with each step it looks like Mechani-Kong is out matched here. And so Cyber Zilla leaps to attack Mechani-Kong. But Mechani-Kong steps out past Cyber Zilla's reach and turns on his hypnotic flashing lights. Cyber Zilla, being a creature of no free will, is all to easily hypnotized by Mechani-Kong's hypnotic lights. So Cyber Zilla now turns on his former (temporary) ally. But instead of charging to Kiryu like he usually would Cyber Zilla commences with striking him with his laser cannons and his thermonuclear breath. From Kiryu to stop the assault of cannon fire he uses his own multi-angle homing rockets. As the two rockets crash into each other Kiryu uses his laser mouth cannon to stop Cyber Zilla's thermonuclear breath. But Kiryu's laser mouth cannon is growing weaker every second as Cyber Zilla's thermonuclear breath starts to win. The reason Kiryu's blast is weakening is because he is running out of power! Kiryu better find out a way to get some more power or else he is going to be the first Kaiju out of the match. So with a split second to think Kiryu releases his laser cannon and turns around to take Cyber Zilla's thermonuclear breath. But instead of being damaged by the blast, on the contraire, Kiryu is being recharged! It seems that the energy that recharges Kiryu and Cyber Zilla's thermonuclear breath is the same thing, or at least close enough. As Kiryu reaches full power Kiryu discharges an array of weapons that strike both Mechani-Kong and Cyber Zilla. The barrage of weapons blows off both of Cyber Zilla's mechanical arms. As for Mechani-Kong, the blasts of weapons destroys Mechani-Kong's left arm, both of his legs, and his hypnotic flashing lights. As Kiryu reaches his energy level back to normal he glances between the almost demolished Mechani-Kong and Cyber Zilla. With his mind made up Kiryu goes to defeat Cyber Zilla (in my own opinion its better to defeat the guy who still posses a threat than the guy who doesn't). Cyber Zilla is now on one knee and is completely in the shadow of Kiryu, Kiryu opens his mouth to finish him off. But before Kiryu can deal the death stroke Mechani-Kong throws his last of three grenades at Kiryu. Before the grenade can reach Kiryu he whirls around and uses his twin laser on both of his arms and slashes right through the grenade, rendering it harmless. Now with Mechani-Kong almost out Kiryu decides to eliminate the annoying one first. And since Kiryu has no more homing rockets he decides to shoot his entire rocket launcher device and it explodes on impact when it rams into Mechani-Kong, blowing him up into thousands of pieces. Now that Mechani-Kong is out of the picture Kiryu turns his attention back to the crippled Cyber Zilla...
*BOOM!*
Rei: Hey? What's with all of this smoke?
Kavu: I have no idea! What on Earth is going on!?
[From the smoke and rubble comes the shadowy form of a human, the form is dawned with a cape and has a gun in each hand.]
Kavu: Hey! Who one Earth are you!?
X: I am X the Xillian! And I'm here under the orders of The Phantom to stop your show! Now you'll see you two made a big mistake in firing me from this job! I'll get my revenge!
Rei: I think X has completely lost it.
Kavu: But if I remember correctly X you left on your own accord. And who one Earth is this Phantom you're working for?
[There is a loud crash in the background and one of the walls is blown into bits as another shady figure emerges out of the smoke]
?: I am The Phantom! I have come here to ruin and destroy your WMW: Bermuda Triangle and claim it as my own!
Rei: And why on Earth do you think you can do that? After all we do have all of the Kaiju in existence right here waiting to beat the snot out of you two. What hope you do you have?
The Phantom: I was expecting you to say that Rei. That's why when I found X and heard his story I planned ahead! Come forth my Kaiju Of Destruction!
Inside the arena eight Kaiju are transported in. These eight Kaiju are Bagan, Monster X, Gigan FW ,Gojira GMK, Spacegodzilla, Destroyah, Orga, and Iris. Kiryu is completely surrounded by the eight Kaiju. As the eight sneer and laugh at him Kiryu charges up his Absolute Zero Cannon. But before Kiryu could fire his greatest weapon each of the eight Kaiju fire their own greatest attacks. Bagan with his plasma beam, Monster X with his gravity rays, Gigan FW with his cluster beam, Gojira GMK with his thermonuclear breath, Spacegodzilla with his corona beam, Destroyah with his micro-oxygen beam, Orga with his shoulder beam cannon, and Iris with his plasma balls. Each hits Kiryu on every side and causes him to double over. As Kiryu stagers up Kiryu releases his Absolute Zero Cannon, but only to be deflected by Spacegodzilla's shield and have it bounce right back at him. When the Absolute Zero Cannon strikes Kiryu he completely freezes over and stands there. Bagan backs up and charges right through Kiryu, with the help of his nasal horn of course, shattering Kiryu into a million pieces!.
Rei: Ok, I get what you mean. Either way we still wont give you this show without a fight!
Kavu: Rei's right! Prepare for a smack down in my town freak!
The Phantom: Very well then. If thats what you want. If its a fight you want then Its a fight you'll get! I will allow you eight different Kaiju to go up against my eight Kaiju Of Destruction! Winner claims WMW: Bermuda Triangle as their own, forever!!!
Rei: We accept your challenge "Phantom"! After all the good guys always win in the TV shows, games, movies, books, etc. So we're going to win this also! Just like every other time!
X: Yea Rei, about that. You're not in any of those things. This is real life and in real life good guys finish last.
Rei: Oh, Kavu we might have a potential problem.
The Phantom: But we wont have the match until a month has passed. That will give you time to get ready, it wouldn't be fun to beat you when your not ready. I'd rether beat you when your your strongest.
X: So get ready to lose you two! We'll be back! We'll be watching you!
[ With a flash of blinding light The Phantom, X, and their Kaiju of Destruction disappear.]
Rei: Well we have no more time and we better round up the eight Kaiju we need to win. I think its safe to say that Kiryu would of won if nothing had happened.
Kavu: You're right Rei. Well everyone this is a unexpected twist on things as a mysterious figure called The Phantom and X the Xillian have challenged us to a face off for the ownership of "WMW: Bermuda Triangle", so you wont want to miss our episode a month from now when we face off against The Phantom and his minions! Good-bye everyone and wish us luck, we'll surely need it!
WINNER: Kiryu
