WMW:Bermuda Triangle: Episode # 2

 

Kavu: Hello everyone and welcome to the second WMW:Bermuda Triangle match!

 

X: And I'm X the Xillian! And I know, you think I was fired, but I'M NOT! I'm here and I'm here to stay!

Rei: And I'm Rei the one and only. I'm the new one in the group and just want to say - *ZZZ*

 

Kavu(to X): Ok, do you want to tell them about the newest WMW:Bermuda Triangle match?

 

X: Sure why not. After all Rei over there is asleep.(To Audience) Today is a battle Between two very old and very ancient Kaiju. The almost unknown Rhedosaurus and Reptilicus. Those twos are going to duke it out on our replicated desert!

 

Rei: Uh? OH! Let's get the match on the way!

 

Rhedosaurus v.s. Reptilicus

 

 

As the two kaiju are teleported in the crowd is on pins and nettles as they await the bell to signify that the match has begun. *DING DONG!* And There goes the bells! Both Kaiju know what it means, but it seems that Reptilicus doesn't care about the match and just starts to wander off. But Rhedosaurus isn't going to let a potential meal get out of his claws! So what does he do? Well what any natural predator would do, charge straight at him and try to bite him. As Rhedosaurus jumps on Reptilicus and with his mighty jaws clamps on to Reptilicus and holds on tight. Reptilicus yowls in pain as soon as his opponents jaws start to rip him into pieces! Reptilicus spins his head around and hawks up a giant acid lugy!

 

Rei: Dude! Acid Lugy, Awesome!

 

X: So? Keizer Ghidorah uses gravity beams . . .

 

 Rhedosaurus immediately hops off Reptilicus and runs right into a sand bar. It is apparent that Rhedosaurus has forgotten that this beach is a dessert and with no water the acid could cleanly eat through his scales and into a major artery! But Rhedosaurus buries his head in the ground, then pulls it back up. Rhedosaurus has used the sand and dirty to get Reptilicus' acid lugy off his face! Turning around Rhedosaurus looks at Reptilicus with fire in his eyes and uses his tail to knock Reptilicus unconscious. As Rhedosaurus' tail comes closer Reptilicus ducks and wraps himself around the lumbering dinosaur. Reptilicus squeezes Rhedosaurus until it appears he's going to pass out from lack of oxygen. As Rhedosaurus turns blue he starts to claw at Reptilicus' body and face. With Rhedosaurus flailing around Reptilicus has no choice but to let him go. Rhedosaurus tackles back with a head butt and topples forward when he misses, afterward hitting yet another sand dune. With his opponents head suck in the dune Reptilicus just decides to laugh at Rhedosaurus. After a few minutes of laughing Reptilicus finally decides to try and end this match. When Rhedosaurus pulls his head out of the sand he gets met with a nasty sight, Reptilicus' giant acid lugy, right in the mouth! With the basic instinct of a predator, Rhedosaurus unconsciously swallows the acid lugy!!! Now with the nasty acid lugy traveling down his throat Rhedosaurus realizes the unavoidable. With this new realization he decides if he dies, so does his opponent! With a mad charge he tackles Reptilicus, Reptilicus try's to struggle but Rhedosaurus holds him tight with the strength that only the mad posses! With one sharp snap of his powerful jaws Reptilicus' neck is broken. With his opponent dead at his feat Rhedosaurus lies down and quietly lies down and lets the acid eat him from the inside out.

 

Kavu: Well the match is over. But the big question is who one? I mean Reptilicus did have it where Rhedosaurus would die, but then again Rhedosaurus did kill his opponent first. What do you two think?

 

X: It's obvious to anyone that Reptilicus won because he had the other one beat.

 

Rei: I think Rhedosaurus won because he was the first one to kill his opponent. If Reptilicus would of dodged Rhedosaurus long enough he would of won by my vote, but as it is Rhedosaurus did kill his opponent first.

 

Kavu: X, I'm sorry to say this but I'm going to have to go with Rei's decision because of the fact that Rhedosaurus did kill his opponent first.

 

X: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! YOU ARE ONLY GOING WITH THAT THAT THING BECAUSE SHE'S ONE OF YOUR OWN!

 

*Rei sticks out her tongue and smiles

 

X: YOU SEE SHE IS MOCKING ME NOW! I DEMAND YOU RECONSIDER!

 

   Kavu: X calm down and sit down. I am not being favorites, I told you why I went with Rei's choice and you just have to deal with it.

 

X: I WONT DEAL WITH IT! IN FACT YOU AND YOUR LITTLE UGLY FRIEND CAN KEEP THIS SHOW! I AM LEAVING BACK TO MY OWN WORLD! WHO KNOLWS, I MIGHT EVEN MAKE MY OWN WMW CHANNEL THERE! THEN I WILL STEAL ALL YOUR VIEWERS! YOU WILL BE SORRY! YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY!

 

*X leaves the stage and hops into his Xillian UFO α / ß / γ and zooms off into the sky*

 

Rei: And then there where two.

 

Kavu: Yea. It looks like we unintentionally got rid of X. Oh well, no big loss. After all it'll be easier with only two people running this show, I mean three is a crowd.

 

Rei: Well I hate to interrupt, but that's all we have used up all our time. Good-bye and goodnight!

 

Winner: Rhedosaurus