Kavu: Hello everyone and
welcome to WMW: Bermuda Triangle!
Sorry I've been gone for about a week and haven't been able to update anything,
I have been on vacation. And it seems in my absents
X left WMW: Bermuda for
his vacation. So I got a new co-announcer, for awhile anyway, the one the only
(thankfully the only) Rei!
Rei: Hi, oh! Looks at
all the people! Hey Kavu, do you see all these
people? What am I supposed to be doing anyway?
Kavu: Well Rei, if you can
remember, we are hosting the "WMW:
Bermuda Triangle" which is on Saturdays. I'm the announcer and
you're the co-announcer.
Rei: Oh, ok ^_^ ! Well what kind of matches do we have today? Lets me see
. . . oh, today we have the Hydra v.s. The Manticore!
Kavu: Yes it appears that X
was right in that WMW: Bermuda Triangle
would get all the new comers. Anyway it'll only be a matter of time before Gojira and the likes gets interested in this place.
Rei: Well back to the
match. The hydra and the manticore are two legendary kaiju from Greece.
So lets get these two Geek kaiju into the arena and
have them kick each others butt, he-he-he!
Kavu: This arena is a
replica of a ancient Greek city! Complete with the Colosseum and the amphitheater! So here we go!
HYDRA v.s. MANTICORE
As the two kaiju are being teleported into the arena Manticore is the first one in. As soon as he gets in he
jumps onto the Colosseum and stands there as
motionless as stone. Just when he is ready the hydra is teleported
in. He easily spots Manticore and just stares blankly
at him . . . and stares . . . and stares . . .
Rei: *Snore-Snore*
Kavu: Um, Rei? Are you
sleeping on the job? Come on wake up! Oh, never mind, she'll wake up soon . . .
As quick as
lightning the manticore fired a spine from his
tail straight at the hydra's neck! *Splat*! The spine clearly takes off the
hydra's head, and the hydra's lifeless body drops to the ground. The manticore gives a triumphant roar of victory thinking he
easily defeated his rival
Click to play
sound: Evil Roar
. But
when he turns his back the hydra grows two more heads and snaps at the Manticore's head. But the Manticore
is too fast for the hydra to hit and jumps out of the way. When the Manticore lands on the ground he spits an acid glob toward
the hydra, instantly melting one of the hydra's head. When the manticore moves back to examine the hydra he is surprised
to see two more heads coming out of the recently decapitated second head! With
a kaiju that gets two heads every time your destroy one, it looks like Manticore will
be loosing this match. With no other plan to speak of Manticores
only option is to go at the hydra tooth and claw. The two Greek kaiju have clashed together and are now struggling against
each other.
Rei: Well it seems
that these two kaiju are never going to beat each
other unless they pin the other.
Kavu: Rei, its good to see you up again. But I guess your right. With
the hydra's ability to grow new heads and the Manticores
ability to regenerate any wound in second, it looks like we are in for a long
match . . .
As the two kaiju are struggling manticore accidentally
cuts off another of the hydra's head with his scorpion-like tail, then the
stump becomes two more heads that quickly grab the manticore's
front paws. Two more heads grab the manticore's back
paws and then hurls him into the Colosseum.
The hundred ton structure comes down with a mighty crash. The manticore is now pinned. So now the countdown begins. 10 .
. . 9 . . . 8 . . . 7 . . . 6 . . . 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . and then
the Hydra yanks the manticore out from the rubble
only to start thrashing him. Then he tosses him back into the other buildings
in the arena. The manticore gets up and shakes off
the dusk, looking at the hydra the manticore seems to
be looking for a way to defeat his opponent. But he doesn't have the time
to think as the hydra comes right at him all seven heads. With nothing left to
do the Manticore just fires spines at the Hydra. With
a stroke of luck one of the barbs strikes the Hydra's heart instantly killing
him. The hydra falls at the feet of the Manticore.
Giving the hydra no chance to recover, if he could, the Manticore
tears through the hydra's skin and right down to the heart only to eat it! With
his victory reassured the Manticore stands up and
roars triumphantly so loud that the rest of the crumbling buildings get
toppled.
Winner: The Manticore
Rei: WOW that was,
well kind of interesting to watch. I like this job! Being able to host a TV
show, getting to see giant kaiju beat the snot out of
each other. Its great!
Kavu: Well I'm glad
you liked it. I hope (if X never comes back) you get too stay.
Rei: Thanks! I
hope X never comes back. I like this job too great to go.
X: Hey everyone
I'm back! Man that vacation to the Third Planet of The Black Hole was great!
Hey? Um Kavu? What is with
the girl? You aren't thinking of replacing me are you? I'm pare
of this gig too!
Kavu: Well . . . um .
. . NO! I would never replace you.
Rei: Hey! What
about me!? I thought I was your new co-announcer!?
X: No I am!
Rei: No me!
X: Me!
Rei: ME!
Kavu: Enough! I can't
take this! If you both want to be my co-announcers then I got only one thing to
say. After much consideration, you both can be my co-announcers! We will see if
this works out. Two humans and an alien . . .
Rei and X looking
at each other, eyes filled with hate.
Kavu: Oh, this is
going to be lots of fun . . . Well folks that's all we have for today. Come
back next time to see more kaiju fighting on "WMW: Bermuda
Triangle"!
*Loud crash in the
back ground. X and Rei's voices
yelling in the back ground.*
Kavu: HU . . .
