
Episode #8
You can read the short-story-like results bellow, or simple name-only Short Results.
Full Results:
Welcome to the eighth edition of World Monster Wrestling's Tuesday Terror! Last week, we changed the format a little, and this week we are doing it again! So, here's Electric Oreo with the first four of eight great matches:
Starter Match
Dinosaur Batle
VS 
T-Rexx Brontosaurus
Brontosaurus starts off by standing up on his hind legs and using his tail as a balance. (like what the brachiosaurus did in Jurassic Park) T-Rexx lunges in for the kill, but Brontosaurus lands back down on the ground, causing a mini-tremor. T-Rexx ran into the leg and he hit his nose. T-Rexx gets back up and trys to get to the side of Brontosaurus but he's hit with Brontosaurus's whip-lash tail on his neck. T-Rexx roars in pain and is hit again and again with raging tail slaps. Brontosaurus has finaly let up and goes over to inspect his victim. T-Rexx barely has the strength to get up but he does accomplish it and roars in challenge. Brontosaurus trys to tail whip T-Rexx again but he hits air because T-Rexx is......retreating???? Well, ain't that a sight? T-Rexx retreating Brontosaurus is in pursuit, charging at full speed. T-Rexx is rounding a building corner. Brontosaurus follows and RUNS INTO T-Rexx's MOUTH. O God. T-Rexx was just waiting for that to happen. T-Rexx bites down hard and begins to rip and tear Brontosaurus's head right off the neck! CRUUUUNNNNCH!!!!!!!!! T-Rexx has just bit Brontosaurus's head right off. Brontosaurus falls to the ground with a mammoth impact tremor and T-Rexx goes over and begins to eat his victim with a roar of triumph. The winner by TKO: T-Rexx
Basic Match
Loch Ness Monster Batle
VS 
Legendary Nessie GTS Nessie
*Due to the nature of these monsters, this fight will begin off the shore of Fight Island*
Ever since GTS made their own version of Nessie, the orignial is claiming that she has a re-do worse than what Godzilla got during '98. Now she'll finally surface and the world will get to see what the Legendary Nessie looks like. Oooh. GTS is surfacing in all of her serpentine glory. Legendary Nessie is surfacing and..... she is a plesiosaurus. Hmmmm...Just as everybody thought.
Legendary Nessie and GTS Nessie swim at each other at top speeds. They collide and begin attempting to maim each other. GTS Nessie has coiled around Legendary Nessie and is squeezing as hard as she can and Legendary Nessie is using her tooth filled mouth to rip and shred open GTS Nessie's body. Legendary Nessie then bites down HARD right below GTS Nessie's head and GTS Nessie wails in agony. GTS Nessie uncoils herself and dives underwater. Legendary Nessie follows into the murky waters off fight island. GTS Nessie suddenly comes up from behind and below Legendary Nessie and rams Legendary Nessie right in her gut. Legendary Nessie is caught off guard and is trying to lash out to defend herself, but her jaws keep closing on water. GTS Nessie suddenly begins to swim around and around and around Legendary Nessie. She starts going faster and faster and faster and faster. She's just a blurr now. Legendary Nessie is continuing to keep lashing out with her jaws but just can't seem to hit GTS Nessie. I guess she should have reconsidered evolving those teeth of hers to catch small fish huh? GTS Nessie is now a big yellow blur going at incredible speeds around Legendary Nessie. A funnel is beginning to form and its growing into a full blown whirlpool. Legendary Nessie is sucked down the whirpool and lands hard on the ocean floor but she seems to be ok. Now GTS Nessie is coming from above Legendary Nessie. She seems to have a a large rock in her mouth. She rushing down full speed at Legendary Nessie. Suddenly GTS Nessie lets go of the rock and it goes flying directly at the head of Legendary Nessie. The rock smashes Legendary Nessies head right open. Some brain tissue makes it out from under the rock and begins to float to the surface but GTS Nessie intercepts the gray matter and consumes it. The winner, by TKO: GTS Nessie
Cartoon Tag Team Belts


VS 

Cyber Godzilla and Robo-Yeti King Cobra and Giant African Bat
The recently crowned Cartoon Tag Title Champs will have to defend their belts against team King Cobra and The Giant African Bat. The two champs walk in with their belts strapped across their waists. Wha..?? What the!?!!?! The Zilla Killa Bots have crossed out the word Cartoon on their belts and have instead etched in: "Mecha" so that it now reads: "Mehca Tag Title Campionship Belts" O my God! They pulled another Gorgo.
The challenging team of King Cobra and The Giant African Bat immediately start off to destroy the ones who defiled the cartoon championship belts. King Cobra spews some venom at the eyes of Cyber-Godzilla. The venom lands and completely blinds the cyborg monster. Cyber-Godzilla begins blasting blindly with his energy cannons in the hope that he will hit his opponents. But instead he just hits Robo-Yeti. Robo-Yeti falls backwards into a sky scraper and yells a series of digital curse words at Cyber-Godzilla. He gets out of the skyscraper and disintegrates the venom off of Cyber-Godzilla's eyes. The Giant African Bat takes this time to launch a sonic scream at Robo-Yeti. Robo-Yeti launches his electric shock cables at The Giant African Bat and reels him in. King Cobra spews some venom onto the shock cables, shorting them out. He then wraps himself around the body of Robo-Yeti like a python and begins to squeeze. Robo-Yeti's outer plating buckles and his head falls off and pins The Giant African Bat to the ground with his shoulders down. 1....2.....3. The Giant African Bat is out this one and so is Robo-Yeti. King Cobra then turns around only to stand face to face with Cyber-Godzilla. Cyber-Godzilla roars directly in the face of King Cobra and then launches a blast of his thermonuclear breath sedning back into a skyscraper, sending steel girders and shattered glass windows onto the empty streets below. King Cobra gets out of the rubble onto be met with another blast of thermonuclear breath. King Cobra gets up another time and rushes full speed at Cyber-Godzilla. Cyber-Godzilla sidesteps to the side and King Cobra slithers right past him and Cyber-Godzilla launches a salvo of energy blasts at King Cobra. King Cobra falls to the ground head first and is knocked out. Cyber-Godzilla comes up to him, rolls him over to his back and pins him.: 1....2....3 The winners, by pinfall: Cyber-Godzilla and Robo-Yeti
Cartoon World Belt

VS 
Godzilla (New Cartoon) El Gusano
After winning the Cartoon World Title last week, Godzilla must now defend it against the biggest mutation in GTS: El Gusano. Let's see how the big worm does.
El Gusano begins the fight by burrowing underground. Godzilla also goes underground and now.....we can't see either monster. Hmmm.... Thats's alot of noise coming from the subway system. Can we get those cameras on down their? *static noises* hmm. They destroyed the cameras down there. Ladies and gentlemen, we'll just have to twiddle our thumbs until they decide to... and Godzilla and El Gusano have resurfaced. Godzilla has resurfaced unharmed. El Gusano is a bloody mess. He's missing one of his large back spines, most of his arms are bitten off, and his face is a charred wreck of what it used to be. Godzilla roars and runs at El Gusano and tackles him and begins biting El Gusano's belly. Ugh... is that supposed to be green? El Gusano is squealing in pain and bites Godzilla's tail. Godzilla then sends a blast of thermonuclear breath at where he began to eat El Gusano. The area of flesh immeadieately around where the breath hits turns black and turns to dust on El Gusano, while the main force of the blast obliterates millions of El Gusano's cells causing the worm a great deal of pain. El Gusano uses his mace like tail and tries to whip Godzilla but Godzilla just moves out of the way and punches El Gusano right between his (eight) eyes, knocking the maimed worm out cold. Godzilla rolls El Gusano over onto his back and pins him. 1....2....3. The winner, by pinfall: Godzilla
-Electric Oreo
WMW Co-Host
WMW Tag Team Belts


VS 

UN Mechagodzilla and UN Mogera Gorgo and Giant Behemoth
And now for the second halve of Tuesday Terror! My turn to take over. Gorgo has had great success in WMW, but a couple of Godzilla's stopped her in her tracks. She then decided to form a new faction here, "Team Britain", and go for the Tag Team Belts. Nessie, the third member of the team, lost earlier. Is this a premonition of things to come? Let's find out!
The two teams are positioned on the opposite ends of the park, and the "UN Killerbots" are immediately on the attack, sending missiles, rays, beams, bullets, and everything else imaginable toward their opponents. Gorgo and the Behemoth just ignore the explosions all around and on them, and walk towards the shooting robots. The are walking right through a barrage of firepower! They don't seam to be hurt at all! They eventually get to their opponents, and start attacking them. Gorgo slashes at Mechagodzilla, and the Behemoth tail whips Mogera. He then grabs onto Mogera with his head, and shoves it down. While Gorgo and Mechagodzilla are going at it, the Behemoth rears up, drops down, and slams his feet into Mogera. He then rears up and does it again, and then a few more times, crushing Mogera like a pop can (or soda, or soft drink, or coke, whatever you call it!). But Mogera starts up the rockets and flies away. Gorgo latches on the "Union Jack" onto Mechagodzilla, but Gorgo's jaws aren't that strong, only designed for suffocation, and Mechagodzilla don't need air! Mechagodzilla shoots up the front rockets, and flies back first into a building, with Gorgo crushed in between! Mogera turns around to air raid the Behemoth and the Behemoth sends out some really bright nuclear pulse beams. But they have no effect on the robot, that stuff only hurts living flesh, and a robot isn't living! Mogera lands, and rolls on over to the Behemoth. He shoots out more pulses, but once again it has no effect. Mogera grabs his head, cranks back on his neck, and sticks its nose in the Behemoth's thin neck. It drills away, and we have yet another skinny neck decapitation! Gorgo is smacking Mechagodzilla around, and Mechagodzilla is firing right back. Mogera flies strait up in the air, hovers, waits for Gorgo to walk underneath it, and when she does, he drops right on her head. Gorgo slowly gets up, and then a cable flies out and sticks in her back. Mechagodzilla sends electricity along it's "G-Crusher" cable, and Gorgo screams out and collapses. Wait, I'm getting a message here. It's from the Mechagodzilla control team. It turns out that Gorgo has a "second brain" in her back, just like Gojira. It also says that most upright monsters have one, because their bodies are so large. Gorgo is paralyzed! She tries to move, but can only move a little of her head and a bit on her arms, but not much. She uses the large nerve ending for most of her motor skills. Mechagodzilla and Mogera dogpile on top of her and 1…2… she got her shoulder up! They try again with a better pin, using their rockets for extra strength, driving Gorgo's arms into the ground. 1…2…3…got it this time! The winners and still the WMW World Tag Team Champions, the "UN Killerbots"! It appears that while Gorgo and the Behemoth are good at killing living monsters, they're not so good at destroying a non-living one.
WMW American Monster Belt

VS 
Godzilla Iguanasaurus
The GTS Godzilla, the "Godzilla" Godzilla, and the "Gojira" Godzilla are all title-holders. That means for a lot of "Godzillas" running around. But there's a reason: their good! There were a lot of dinosaurs around today, and so a couple of trends of the day are going to beat each other up now! Coincidentally, there're both iguanas at heart. So here we go with "American-Live-Action-Godzilla vs. an Iguana-With-a-Fin-Taped-on-His-Back"!
Godzilla is transported in, set down, he takes off his belt, shows it, and hands it to the UFO that brought him. Iguanasaurus is being sent in, and we see that he is the "horns glued to his head and a medium-sized fin taped on his back" variety. He is set down, and when the bell rings, they run at each other. Godzilla gets up to Iguanasaurus, but Iguanasaurus trips him up with a tail whip. He then whips him a couple more times, laying in massive welts on Godzilla's side. Godzilla gets up and bites Iguanasaurus, Iguanasaurus then bites back, and they start rolling around biting, kicking, and clawing like the iguanas they are! Iguanasaurus gets the upper hand, and shoves Godzilla into a building. Godzilla bounces off the brick building and lands on his face. Iguanasaurus then swings around, tail whips him again, and starts climbing the opposite building. Godzilla gets back up and follows him up. Iguanasaurus gets up to the top of the 10-story building, and hangs his tail down and tail whips Godzilla's face. Godzilla slips and falls off the building and lands on the pavement. Iguanasaurus then dives off the building and lands on his opponent. This hurt them both, but Iguanasaurus is on top of Godzilla! 1...2…nope. Godzilla gets back up, and so does Iguanasaurus. Iguanasaurus then sends out his tongue and grabs Godzilla's back spike! How'd he do that? He's an iguana not a frog or a chameleon! But he has a long tongue somehow, and he pulls Godzilla down, and tries to pin again, but Godzilla shoves him off and sends him into a building. Godzilla gets back up and tail whips the iguana. He then starts slashing away, and throws his opponent away again. He picks up a car, and slams it into the head of Iguanasaurus. He smacks his back, and then shoves the car into Iguanasaurus's mouth! He runs back, sets another car in front of him, and roars out the hurricane breath! The first car lights on fire, sending a wall of flames towards Iguanasaurus! When it reaches him, the car in his mouth explodes! Iguanasaurus is severely injured and cooked to a golden brown. Godzilla then follows the recent trend by ripping off Iguanasaurus's tail, and taking a bite out of the most savory part of an Iguana. No, it's not cannibalism; Godzilla is a marine iguana, a different species of reptile than a green iguana. Besides, they are both warped creatures of a spin-off animal. Godzilla then the "mental meter" here shows that he says, "Tastes like chicken!"
WMW Japanese Kaiju Belt

VS 
Destoroyah Gigan
Destoroyah is a major force to reckon with! She is a very powerful monster, very very powerful. Gigan appears to be in trouble, but he still has the skills to pull out a win. He just has to be lucky, because Destoroyah definitely won't be easy.
Gigan starts by shooting out a forehead laser, but that just got Destoroyah's attention. She shoots out a microxygen beam, but Gigan blocks it with his metal hooks. He takes to the air, and Destoroyah follows. They fly around, and Gigan slashes her wing with a flying chainsaw. She is still airborne, but Gigan does it again, and she falls and slams into the top of a building. She then falls off the building and slams into the pavement, and rolls back onto the soft grass of the park. Gigan lands behind her, runs up, and starts slashing her wings. He is hacking away at her source of flight! Destoroyah screams out in pain as her wings are clipped. Gigan then goes for the main body, but Destoroyah turns around and slashes with her horn. Gigan's right hook is split in halve! She sliced through 22 ft. of solid space titanium! Gigan doesn't feel pain from his lifeless hook, but he knows he is in trouble, so he flies away. He circles around, and shoots laser at Destoroyah, but he is then met with a microxygen beam. He tumbles out of control, regains control, and then gets his neck caught by a tail. With one little flick of Destoroyah's tail, Gigan is sent headfirst into the ground. He is stuck in the ground by his head! Destoroyah brings back her elbow, and then slams it really fast and really hard into Gigan. Gigan's top head hook thing got stuck in the ground, and so his head stays there while is body goes the other way, which snaps his spinal cord. Destoroyah then inserts microxygen into Gigan, and Gigan is disintegrated alive. The winner, by TKO, is Destoroyah… not again! What's with this sudden eating trend? Destoroyah is lapping up the liquid body of Gigan, and absorbs all the biological parts. She leaves nothing but a metal skeleton. Yeesh, it's not like we aren't feeding these guys!
Main Event
WMW World Belt

VS 
Gojira King Kong
"King Kong vs. Godzilla", it was a rather lame but quite important movie. It showed the clash of monsters from the east and west. It had a good concept, but the problem is that a universal ending wasn't possible. Kong fans were glad Kong won, Godzilla fans weren't. And yet, most people desperately want a rematch. So, here's your "rematch". And for this match, we have a couple of special announcers here with us: The Elias twins, Moll and Lara. Hello girls!
Moll and Lara: Hello Iguanoman!
Iguanoman: So, how is Mothra doing?
Moll: Oh fine.
Lara: She has lost many times since coming to WMW, but she is looking forward to a comeback very soon.
Iguanoman: That's good. So what do you think of this match?
Moll: Well, it's interesting. When Mothra beat Gojira, it brought her respect and prestige. However, when Kong beat Gojira, it made people not like him.
Lara: It’s very odd.
Iguanoman: Yeah, it is. One would think the winner would have more fan backup than that, but not in this case. Well, anyways, onto the match! It's a steel cage match, so this might get interesting. So, LET'S GET READY TO CRUMBLE!!!
The contestants are in place, and the cage is lowered on top of them. The cage covers the entire park. Kong and Gojira walk up to each other, but they don't fight. They seem to be talking to each other. Girls, what are they saying?
Moll: Well, Kong says: So we meet again, lizard-face! Ready to get wooped again?
Lara: And then Gojira says: Well, if it isn't Kong, the 8th wonder of the world? What's the wonder, that something that stupid can exist. I'm new and improved now, so I'm ready for you this time!
Moll: So Kong says: Improved? Doesn't look like it. I'll still punk you're… Oh, what strong language! He said the A-word!
Lara: Then Gojira says: King Kong plays Ping-Pong with his ding-dong!
Moll: At least I have a ding-dong, "Godzilla"!
Iguanoman: And that really fired Gojira up! He goes running towards Kong, but his punched in the face. Kong then starts pounding on Gojira, but Gojira ducks, causing Kong to hit a hard spike. Gojira tries to bite Kong, but Kong grabs his head and applies a DDT!
Lara: DDT? That's a wrestling move, right?
Iguanoman: Sure is. Kong always had a bit of a wrestler in him. He recently updated to a today's "sports entertainment" kind. When he first came in, there was nothing but the Olympic kind. Anyways, Kong beats his chest in a dominant male taunt, and then runs over Gojira with a clothesline. He then picks up Gojira with a Gorilla Press, and throws him against the cage.
Moll and Lara: Ouch!
Iguanoman: Kong runs over to Gojira, but is tail-whipped in the back of the head. Gojira readies up his thermonuclear breath, but Kong runs behind him and puts him in a headlock. The heat beam goes off in a useless direction.
Moll: That surprisingly powerful beam sure surprised Kong though. Last time they fought, he just had a wimpy mouth ray.
Iguanoman: Kong then slams Gojira's head against the cage. He then grabs on to him and T-bones him into the cage. This causes Gojira to be stuck on the cage by his back spikes. Kong runs away, turns around, charges forward, and nails Gojira with a cross-body-block. He rips Gojira out, and readies up another move, but is blocked by Gojira. Gojira then grabs onto Kong's arm, and does his famous over head flip slam.
Lara: He did the same move to King Ghidorah back in '71.
Iguanoman: Gojira lets loose the thermonuclear breath! Kong puts his arms up to block, but it hits him hard and he goes flying across the cage and into the opposite end. Kong is hurt very badly.
Moll: He could never handle the stuff. He was forced to retreat because of it back in '63. Later, he didn't retreat and got beat up, but a freak lightning storm charged him up and he beat Gojira.
Lara: Wait! There's one of those storms now!
Iguanoman: Wow, a thunderstorm is approaching! Hit hits the cage with lightning, and into Kong, who was holding onto it! This wakes him up, and he holds on more to receive more lightning! The cage is struck over and over again, and on one strike, Kong grabs ahold of Gojira, and charges the lightning into him. Gojira is rocked back with the force, and Kong absorbs all the storm has to offer. He then starts punching Gojira with electric fists. He pounds on Gojira for a while and then latches onto his neck, and zaps him with electrical charges. Gojira slowly goes down. Kong pins Gojira! Whoa, Gojira kicked out imediatly with tremendous power. He then gets up, and starts roaring, not in pain, but in the feeling of raw energy. Sparks start flying out of his back!
Moll and Lara: Just like in '74, against Mechagodzilla!
Iguanoman: That means Gojira is now a giant electromagnet! He points to Kong, who starts sliding towards him! Kong grabs his chest, and looks like he is in pain! He slides closer and closer, and then runs back and grabs onto the side of the cage, but he is still sliding towards Gojira! What gives!
Moll: It's Kong's mechanical heart.
Iguanoman: Oh yeah! Back in 1986, Kong had a heart replacement surgery! His heart is made of metal! Wait a second, wouldn't that mean that electricity would short it out or something?
Moll and Lara: Iguanoman! What do you think your doing?!
Iguanoman: Huh?
Moll and Lara: You can't say that! It's against the rules!
Iguanoman: Oh yeah, that rule that states that physics of science should be forgotten in science fiction. Oops! Sorry!
Moll and Lara: You should be sorry!
Iguanoman: Um, well, anyways, Kong is being pulled from his spot more and more! Eventually, the cage breaks away, and he slides over to Gojira at to great of a speed to resist! Gojira reaches out and grabs Kong's throat! He then lifts Kong by his neck!
Lara: Like something out of "Darth Vader's" playbook.
Iguanoman: He then charges up his breath, throws Kong up above him, and lets loose his thermonuclear breath! Kong is propelled strait up, through the roof of the cage, and up really really high!
Moll: Maximum height: 402.74 meters.
Iguanoman: He then falls down really far, through the cage, and slams hard onto the ground back first. Ouch!
Lara: Ouch is right! Kong's back his broken, all but one of his ribs is shattered, he has a crack in his skull, his arm is dislocated, he has second and third degree burns on his chest and arms, and he has a major concussion!
Iguanoman: Gojira pins Kong!
Moll and Lara: 1…2…3… Gojira is the winner!
Iguanoman: Well, there you have it, Gojira finally beats Kong. People have been wanting that for years, and there you have it! And Gojira still holds the WMW World Belt! Thanks girls for your wonderful commentary!
Moll and Lara: No, thank you! Bye everyone!
Iguanoman: Bye!
Well, there we go with another WMW Show. For the next couple of weeks we will not have the usual eight matches. Electric Oreo will be writing the first four matches as always, but I will be preparing for Winter Wham! Winter Wham will be on the 21st, so see you then. Until that time, vote as much as you like to decide the winner of the 20 monster battle royal for the event, so we can have a "Monster of Monsters" trophy winner! Tuesday Terror is still there, so keep voting and reading! Goodbye everyone!
-Iguanoman
Chairman of Godzilla Tower and WMW Announcer