VS      
Gorgo and The Behemoth                                                 T-Rexx and Brontosaurus

And as you should know by now, it's my turn to announce the matches! And now we have a match with… well, here we go again. We take you know to a place called Fire Island, a volcanic island where Gojira, Anguirus, Rodan, Varan, and Baragon have seemed to swim to.

Gojira: All right, welcome to our little hide away! Yes, this is the secret hideout of the mWo. Now that there is no more mWo, it's all ours! Now I know Rodan and Anguirus are fire monsters, I know them personally. Bur as for you two, I have no idea if you really are fire monsters or not! You must be a fire monster to join "The Fire Monsters"! There are a number of tests to figure out if you are descended from the original fire monsters or not. Test #1 you already did, being able to swim here.

Baragon: (trying to catch his breath) What… about… Rodan?

Rodan: Are you kidding me? I am a great swimmer! I dive for porpoises all the time!

Baragon: …oh.

Gojira: Test #2! Rodan, I'll take Varan and you can take him.

Rodan: My pleasure!

Suddenly, Gojira shoots out a short burst of thermonuclear breath at Varan! Rodan does the same thing with Baragon!

Varan: What was that for!

Baragon: Ouch!

Gojira: Did that hurt?

Baragon: Of course it hurt you jerk!

Varan: Well, not as much as I expected.

Rodan: They don't appear to be burnt, and Baragon did survive Barugon's rainbow.

Gojira: All right, you two pasted the second test! Now for the third, final, and toughest one! If you survive this one, then you are genuine fire monsters, and in the group! Come this way! (they all walk to a pool of lave) This here is what we call liquid fire. It's the stuff the fire monsters where born from! So, you should have no trouble of surviving it! Anguirus, if you please!

What the? Anguirus just tackled Varan and Baragon, and shoved them into the pool of lava! He is holding them under! Rodan and Gojira come and help hold their heads in it! Varan and Baragon try to get to the surface, but they can't!

Rodan: How long should we hold them under for?

Gojira: Well, my record is four years, but I think an hour will be enough.

Well, if those two aren't fire monsters like they said, then say good bye to them! So, can we get to my matches now? Another one?! Why? Well, it's GTS Godzilla again. Looks like he is almost done with the copying. He has five disks full already. Wait, he is done. He just shut down the computer. When he turns to leave, he sees Cybergodzilla standing right next to him!

GTS Godzilla: Um, hi dad!

Cybergodzilla: Did you really think that this wasn't a trap? I'm quite disappointed in you. Expected you to be better. Then again, I was just killed by a stupid robot…

GTS Godzilla: So, you want to fight, old man! Huh?

Godzilla turns around to see who's taping on his shoulder, and he sees Zigra! Zigra blasts him in the face with his paralyzing ray! He shoots him a few more times, and Godzilla collapses on the ground.

Zigra: Should we kill him now?

Cybergodzilla: No. Put him in the "cell". That way he can't tell anyone, but we also can use him later. When our plan is over, he can be a valuable asset!

Zigra and Cybergodzilla drag GTS Godzilla off. Ok, please, I want to get to my matches! I can? Finally. Well, our next match is a pretty good match up. Gorgo and T-Rexx have fought before, and they are both bipedal carnivorous dinosaurs. The Behemoth and Brontosaurus are both giant saurapods. In fact, the scientific name of the behemoth is Brontosaurian Behemoth. Now for Brontosaurus, and what he is, we have to go to the paleontological lesson of the day! For years, Apatasaurus was commonly called Brontosaurus. As it turns out, Apatasaurus was the first name given, so that is the real name. The name Brontosaurus came just a little too late. Another oddity surrounding the Apatasaurus is the fact that until the 70's, a skull was never found. So, it was assumed to be the same as Camosaurus. So, on a little play of common paleontological stories, we sent a request to Jurassic Park to make us an Apatasaurus with the head of a Camosaurus, along with the necessary stat boosting. The result was a new "dinosaur", and we called it Brontosaurus, the Thunder Lizard!

The bell rings, and T-Rexx gives out a battle roar and charges at Gorgo! The Behemoth and Brontosaurus make a slow journey to each other. T-Rexx tackles Gorgo to the ground, and starts snapping at her with his huge jaw! He latches onto Gorgo's arm, and starts pulling it around like a dog with a leash! Brontosaurus and the Behemoth do the strange, snake-like fighting dance that you would expect from two fighting saurapods! They intertwine their long necks, and start to bite each other! After a quick untangling, Brontosaurus rears up, and slashes the Behemoth's side with his big toe claw! He rears up again, and slams down hard on the Behemoth's back! He goes for a third time, but the Behemoth sends out a nuclear wave, burning Brontosaurus underside and sending him crashing to the ground! Meanwhile, T-Rexx is chomping away, and Gorgo has become a "bloody" mess! She tries to face her armored back to him, but he keeps kicking her the other way! The Behemoth is roasting Brontosaurus! He has cooked Brontosaurus to death! Bronto burgers anyone? He sees that Gorgo is in trouble, and he sends a nuclear wave towards T-Rexx! T-Rexx's side is all burnt up, but he just roars at the Behemoth and charges towards him! The Behemoth grabs onto T-Rexx's neck with his sharp teeth, but the experienced saurapod hunter tail-whips the Behemoth's front leg out from underneath him, ripping the Behemoth off, bites down on his neck, and tears the Behemoth's head off! T-Rexx spits out the head, roars in victory, and starts to munch on the main body of the Behemoth! Wait, Gorgo is back up! She slowly sneaks up behind the occupied T-Rexx, grabs onto his back, and applies the Union Jack! T-Rexx knows this move well, and knows that he can't escape! He taps out, and Gorgo and the Behemoth are the winners, and the new World Tag-Team champions! Gorgo roars in victory, because she has earned what she considers to be a tougher belt to have! A Planet X saucer drops the belts near Gorgo! Wait, T-Rexx is back up! He charges at Gorgo, but Gorgo sees him coming out of the corner of her eye, picks up the belt, and slams it into T-Rexx's head! Gorgo roars again, and everyone is picked up to go to the medical team.

       VS      
Frankenstein                              Queen Alien

And so we… oh no. Not another one! Fine. We go back to Fire Island, where Varan and Baragon are still being held in a pool of lava! Wait, what is that? It's Jet Jaguar! Well, in small form. He goes in front of Gojira, and starts doing hand signals.

Gojira: What is it? I have a match? For the Japan title? Against who? Bagan!

Suddenly Gojira shoots out a short burst of thermonuclear breath and destroys Jet Jaguar!

Gojira: Well, guys, I have to go. Keep them under until I get back. And I will be back!

Rodan: Ok.

Gojira swims off. Well at least that one was quick. Onto the next match! Frankenstien may have lost on Spring Smash, but he still was very impressive. Equally impressive is the Queen Alien! We got the making of a really brutal US title match here! And yes, Frankenstien is "American". He originated in Germany, and even thought the Toho version here looks a lot different, he is still the same old Frankenstein's Monster. Not in the fighting sense, the literal sense, same heart. Now Germany may not be America, but the US and European belts are kind of combined here at WMW.

With the ring of the bell, both monsters charge at each other! They collide in the middle! Frankenstein starts punching away with his two arms, while the Alien is slashing away with her four! The Alien sends out her second jaw, coming very close to Frankenstein's head! Frank then grabs the extended jaw! He start to pull on it so hard that the alien can't get it back in! With one quick slash with the singer on her tail, she slices off the offending hand! Frank doesn't seam to notice that his left hand is gone, and he gets right back on the attack! He slams his remaining hand into the Alien hard, sending her flying backwards! She charges at Frankenstien, but he slams into her with a big boot! He then grabs onto one of her hands, and yanks it off! A hand for a hand I guess. What Frankenstien didn't know is that the Alien's blood squirts out, and is highly acidic! Frankenstien is sprayed in the face with the acid blood! The Queen Alien knocks him to the ground and starts slashing away! She takes her stinger, and drives it into Frankenstein like a scorpion! Frankenstien is in trouble now! Wait, what is that crawling up the Queen Alien's back? It's the crawling hand! It's Thing! No, it's Frankenstein's severed hand! It crawls on top of the Aliens head, and squeezes really hard, driving its nails towards the Alien's big brain! The Alien roars in pain, and tries to swat it off! The acid spraying onto the hand does the trick, but the rest of Frankenstien is up! He kicks her in the stomach, sending her into a building! He then runs over to the Alien, and flips over her, completely ignoring the sharp back spikes! He then German Suplexes her into the building! She is sitting there in the middle of it, and Frank climbs up to do a Frankensteiner! Instead of trying to snap her neck like he usually does to his opponents, he instead climbs the building, and jump off of it, driving his big, heavy, lead-bottomed boots into the Queen Alien's head! It's explodes under the pressure, splattering acidic blood everywhere! That little stunt may have burnt his legs off, but Frankenstein is still alive and his opponent isn't! He is now the new US Champion! Franky seems to have udder disregard for his own personal safety. Then again, if you can regenerate all your body parts as long as your invincible heart is alive, you might be to.

       VS      
Gojira                                            Bagan

And now, for the big one. This may not be the main event, but it should be. On one side, is Gojira, who has dominated opponent after opponent. He is undefeated, 17-0! On the other side, is Bagan! Ok, sorry, but we haven't gotten the stat page up yet. We are still trying to figure out just what Bagan is! From what we can tell, he is an ancient Japanese monster who was souped up using both Gojira and King Ghidorah cells. Gojira fought him before in a non-televised real life match. He won that figth, but only by becoming Super Gojira (or so I've been told). Bagan is really really powerful. He is big, strong, and dangerous. Of all the monsters around to be able to beat Gojira, this would be it. Gojira is if for a real challenge now. I don't think they care, but it's for the Japan title. To top it all of, this is a death match. In order to win, you have to kill your opponent. Gojira and Bagan are both not only really armored, but they both have regenerated cells and super healing! This match can last all night! It can last for weeks! It might never end! Well, it has to start first. I usually save this for the main event, and actually I haven't used it for a while: Ladies, Gentlemen, and Godzilla fans, welcome to tonight's big event! These two monsters need no introduction, so, are you ready?! For the one in attendance, and the dozens reading at home, ladies and gentlemen, LET'S GET READY TO CRUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bagan is standing there, in dead silence. Gojira is nowhere to be seen. Suddenly, the surface of the ocean breaks. Gojira walks out of the sea, and stands across from Bagan. Bagan is on the west side of the island, Gojira is on the east. They stand there, staring each other down from a long distance. In silence, they eye each other with anger. Gojira's back spikes start to glow! Bagan's three horns start to spark electricity! Gojira rears his head back, and then sends out a massive orange beam of thermonuclear breath at Bagan! At the same time, Bagan opens his mouth and sends out a massive white-hot beam! The two beams collide in the center! Both monsters keep the beams going, creating a giant ball of bright energy in the middle! They are still sending out the same beam! The energy ball gets bigger and bigger and brighter and brighter! This must be a record for Gojira, he never send the thermonuclear breath beam for this long! It looks like his neck is starting to hurt! He starts to waver! Suddenly, both monsters stop their beams, and the giant energy ball explodes! A massive explosion blows up right in the center of the island! Gojira is sent flying backwards, through buildings, and he lands hard on the beach! Bagan is also sent flying back into buildings, and he slams hard into a mountain! That was one of the biggest explosions I have ever seen! It not only annihilated just about every building on the island, but it made a huge crater! Both monsters are down, apparently very hurt. The referee starts the mandatory ten count! 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8… Bagan just got up! 9… and Gojira is back up to! Gojira starts to make the slow walk towards Bagan. Bagan, however, has the amazing ability to just go flying forward very fast! He slams into Gojira, sending him down hard! Gojira gets back up again, only to be slashed across the face! Bright white starts form over Bagan, and he sends them raining down onto Gojira! Bagan then lifts Gojira up, and chucks him toward the northern mountains! Bagan then charges at Gojira again, but Gojira was ready and he slams his tail into Bagan's legs, crashing Bagan into a pile of building ruble! Gojira then starts to wail on Bagan, punching him in the head repeatedly! He then bites down on Bagan's shoulder! Bagan retaliates by ripping Gojira off, and throwing him away! Gojira may have bit off a chuck of Bagan that way, but he wants the rest now! He runs over and does a massive head butt to Bagan! Bagan is sent to the ground, and Gojira starts to tail whip him repeatedly in the face! Bagan shoots out another white-hot beam, knocking Gojira hard in the back! Gojira falls over, but climbs back to his feet, and roars defiantly at Bagan! Bagan roars back, and charges Gojira with his head down! Gojira tries to jump out of the way, but Bagan's front horn slams into Gojira, impaling him! Gojira roars in pain as Bagan keeps charging, with Gojira stuck on his horn! Bagan then slams into the side of a mountain, crushing Gojira and driving the horn further into Gojira! Gojira is really in pain now, I think he got his kidney fun through or something! Bagan then flings Gojira off, and Gojira lands in the dirt! He looks up, and sees the nuclear power plant off in the distance. The north east corner of the island has this plant to power the many spotlights around here, but Gojira has been known to exploit if for something more! I think he realizes that if he gets over there, he can use the nuclear energy stored there to turn into Super Gojira! He slowly climbs back up, and start running as fast as his legs can take him! However, he is a whole lot slower than Bagan! Bagan runs up behind Gojira, and picks him up to chuck him in the opposite direction! Bagan then sends another shower of stars onto Gojira! Bagan runs over to Gojira, and starts beating him up! He kicks Gojira in the gut, slashes him with his claws, and sends more of those deadly stars onto Gojira! Gojira is really banged up now! He can't even stand up anymore! Bagan lifts him up, but Gojira falls back down, limp. Bagan then starts to slam his claws into Gojira's forehead! Gojira's forehead is opened up, and Bagan for some reason starts to talk!

Bagan: Come on, you wimp, fight back!

No response.

Bagan: Hey, Godzilla, hit me! Hit me!

Gojira still doesn't respond

Bagan: Come on, looser, I said to hit me!

Gojira still doesn’t do a thing!

Bagan: Ah, forget it! You were suppose to be a challenge! Instead, you’re a lame version of your super state! I guess I might as well just put you out of your misery and get that belt I want! Nice knowing you, Godzilla! Well, no it wasn't!

Bagan then throws Godzilla right into "Ouch Tower", one of the few buildings that is still standing! Gojira slams hard into it, and stands there, leaning against it. He slowly turns around at Bagan, with and angered look in his eyes. Bagan starts to serge with energy! His whole body is engulfed in electrical sparks! It looks like he's going to send one last beam to finish Gojira off! Suddenly, Gojira springs back to life! He jams his fist into Bagan's chin, closing his mouth shut! The beam Bagan was about to send slams into the inside of his mouth instead! Pressure forces open his mouth back up, and the beam hits the base of "Ouch Tower"! The tower tips over, and falls towards Bagan! Bagan jumps out of the way just in time! But his troubles are far from over. Gojira suddenly runs up the fallen tower, and jumps off, slamming into Bagan! He then starts to punch Bagan's head like crazy! He then starts to hop up in down, slamming his rear into Bagan! He gets off Bagan, lifts him up, and drives his horn into the ground! Gojira then tackles Bagan, snapping the horn off! Gojira punches, kicks, tai-whips, and basically beats up Bagan! Bagan is all woozy, and one last tail whip sends him to concussion land! Gojira then puts Bagan in a "Bear Hug". A "Bear Hug"? Why on earth would Gojira… what the? Gojira's spines start to glow! Then his whole body glows with an orange light! Bagan regains consciousness to see the his last view of a glowing Gojira for a while. Suddenly, Gojira's body goes up in a nuclear pulse! Not as big of an explosion as the first one of the match, but this time both monsters are at the core! A bright light fills the entire area, leaving nothing but a cloud of smoke! Wait a minute, this scene seems familiar. The south pacific breezes slowly blow the smoke away. In the smoke and dust, a monster with sparks flowing up and down his body is down on one knee. The smoke clears some more, and we can see that it is Gojira! As for Bagan, what little that's left of him is splattered across the area. That massive pulse took a lot out of him, but Gojira is comparatively all right. And, unlike Bagan, he is defiantly alive! Gojira stands up, sees that Bagan is obviously dead, and he roars in victory! As the Planet X saucer drops his new belt, Gojira does, well, a little dance. Maybe the saucer brought back memories of his exploits on Planet X or something! Well, Gojira is the winner and the new Japan Champion! Wow, what a match! Well, in this case, we unfortunately have another match! Mr. Power Hungry Battra wanted the main event!

     VS      
Battra                                       Aspiga

Well, here we go. I wonder what the outcome of this will be? Then again, I hope Aspiga kicks Battra's abdomen! I consider that Aspiga is very underrated, but then again, this is Battra, and as annoying as he is, he is a good fighter. Battra takes to the air and starts sending purple eye beams down at Aspiga! Aspiga is rocked back by the force, and Battra flies around to air raid him again! Aspiga crawls out of the way, but the prism beams slam into a nearby building, sending debris on top of Aspiga! The big arachnid tries to get away from the big moth, but the agile flyer keeps at it! Battra then comes down, and picks up Aspiga! He flies around with Aspiga in his clutches, and drops the him from high up into a building! Aspiga somehow gets back up, and he's running away! Wait, Battra swoops in low, and releases some paralyzing powder! Huh, he can do that to? I though only Mothra could do that. Battra sends purple lighting bolts out of his wings, zapping the big spider almost to death! Aspiga sends out his webbing (from the wrong end I might add. It's suppose to come out his butt, not his mouth)! Battra is being covered in a sticky spider web! Battra collapses to the ground, unable to fly! Aspiga sends more and more webbing out, covering Battra almost completely! That odd metal tube starts to go in and out of Aspiga's mouth, signaling impending doom! If Aspiga sends that into Battra's neck or something, then good bye Battra! Aspiga's going to win, what an upset this will be! Huh? Aspiga, just… wha? Aspiga just flipped himself on his back? He's laying there, on his back? Why did he do that? He's not getting up? Battra, tacking advantage of the odd circumstances, crawls over to Aspiga, and pins him (his legs weren't covered). 1…2…3… well, Battra wins the World Title. Aspiga is still laying there, and I don't know why! Cybergodzilla, The Chameleon, and Zigra swim in. Cybergodzilla uses his green fire breath to burn off the webbing. The all then fly/swim away. And Aspiga is still laying there!

Well, there goes an odd edition of WMW Tuesday Terror. Lots of thing going on. Aspiga is acting very strange, and then there's all those times when we had to… we have to do it again! Fine, why not! I'm used to it! We take you now to Fire Island. Gojira just got back.

Rodan: Should we let them out now?

Gojira: Yeah.

Anguirus and Rodan let Varan and Baragon out of the pool of lava. They both climb out, still alive! Wow, they must be fire monsters! Or at least very resilient ones. The cough out a lot of dried up lava, but they both appear surprisingly fine.

Gojira: Varan, I always thought you were a fire monster. All fire monsters are odd-looking dinosaur-like things, and you are pretty much one of those. You are a great fighter, and you have earned your spot in the mWo a long time ago. I wanted to let you in, and now, I can let you into an elite group! Welcome to the fire monsters!

Varan: Wow, thanks!

Gojira: Baragon, when the meteorite struck the earth millions of years ago, most fire monsters went into hibernation. You ancestors, however, stayed active. They burrowed underground, and remained there for that long time! You may be far descended from fire monsters, and thereby, not closely related blood wise. But, you have proven yourself to actually be a fire monster! You beat Barugon by surviving his heat beam, and your breath weapon looks very familiar. You may be something of an odd ball cousin, but you are still a fire monster! Welcome to the group!

Baragon: *Cough* *Cough* … um, thanks.

Well, I think we can finally end the show… or not. Egad, another one? This had better be the last one! We now take you to, Infant Island? Well, it looks like a big cave and laying in the cave is: Mothra?! I thought she was dead!? Sure looks alive to me. And where is that annoying music coming from?

Moll and Lora: This broadcast may be sent all over the world, but it's for Battra to see! Yes, Mothra is still alive! You tried to kill her personally, but she was too strong for you! So, you tried to set up a medical "accident". Mothra foresaw this, and even though she was wounded, she fled the medical building! She escaped to Infant Island to heal and rest! As of this broadcast, she is no longer here! She is in hiding, and you will not find her until she is ready for you to find her! We don’t know exactly what your up to, Battra, but we will stop you no mater what it is! Battra, you may have planned and schemed for months, but whatever your scheming will bring, it will not happen! Battra, see you soon, and not for long!

Wow, Mothra is alive and her and the twins are really mad at Battra! I don't know what Battra is planning either, but it don't sound good! Perhaps there will be something on this next week, like, say, a battle? Well, whatever it is, this show is finally over! It is over, right? Yes, no more clips! Wait, I did get some e-mail here. It says that over at MWF, another wrestling fed for monsters, there is a little match this Saturday that pertains to WMW! Ultrizard, Midrah, and Enferno will battle to decide the #1 monster wrestling site on earth! Wow, WMW can rebound and become #1 again! Then again, they could go down to #3. Well, basically, it would be really nice if Ultrizard, the representative of WMW, beats Enferno, the MWF representative, and Midrah, the MCW representative. Well, it says you can go here to vote for the winner ( http://www.tomzilla13.homestead.com/TomsMatches.html ). Well, Ultrizard is certainly capable of winning, and WMW would be great at #1, but it's up to you. Well, anyways, this edition is over, finally! Good bye, and good night!

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