Hello, and welcome to another addition of WMW Tuesday Terror! If you don’t know what’s going on, then please read the last episode. If you read it already don’t worry, this one will be a little less long winded. We are starting the main format with only the second episode:

Battle of the Toho Dinos

       VS      
Titanosaurus                                    Gorosaurus

Toho made many monsters, most of which were based on dinosaurs. They made a couple that was totally defined as being a dinosaur. They are Gorosaurus and Titanosaurus.

Gorosaurus starts by running up to Titanosaurus, but Titanosaurus just knocks him aside. Titanosaurus then starts wailing on Gorosaurus, but is bitten in the arm. Titanosaurus pulls away, and then starts flapping his tail, causing a large gust of wind. The low to the ground Gorosaurus barely notices the light breeze, and bites the offending tail. Titanosaurus screams in the way only he can, and starts whipping around to try to get the other guy off his tail. He pulls away and runs, but Gorosaurus does a flying dropkick, and hits Titanosaurus in the back. Before laying in more damage, Titanosaurus was able to grab Gorosaurs and fling him onto the top of a tall building! He then jumps up after him, sailing strait up 30 stories! He grabs Gorosaurus to throw him off, but Gorosaurus grabs onto him and they both fall to the ground! Gorosaurus lands headfirst on to a parking lot! Titanosaurus faired a lot worse, because his head landed chin first, and the rest of his body landed in the opposite direction, which snapped the long neck of his! Despite having his brains knocked around and his skull partially cracked, Gorosaurus survived and is the winner!

WMW Tag Team Belts

       VS      
Mecha-King Ghidora and Gigan                                           Mothra and Battra

And now for the tag team title match between Mothra and Battra, and the defending team, Ghidora and Gigan, who have been dubbed the name "Evil Space". All opponents start out by blasting eachother with their special weapons. Then, they all take to the air. Mothra releases her powder, and Ghidora is paralyzed in mid air, and drops like a rock. Battra blasts Gigan, who falls into a building. Mothra and Battra are double-teaming Ghidora, but then Mothra accidently runs into Battra. Battra retaliates by "beaming" Mothra, and the two partners start fighting eachother! The blast eachother with everything they got, and an abdomen beam sends Battra through a building hard, killing him. Mothra turns around, realizing her mistake to late, and is met with a flying chainsaw. She flips over in mid air, and falls back first to the ground. Her fall is accelerated by a big stomp from Ghidora, and they crash strait through half of a tall building, in a scene that looks a bit like "Independence Day". They’re not on the ground, but close enough! 1…2…3! The winners and still the Tag Team champions, "Evil Space"!

       VS      
Gorgo                                       Giant Octopus

A couple of weeks ago, Gorgo somehow won the WMW American Belt. She obviously realized what it stood for, because when she got back to Monster Island, she scratched out the name "States" with her nail, and scribbled in "Kingdom". We don’t want an uneducated monster, but we are still regretting teaching these monsters how to write! I would say she desecrated the belt, but since she’s the first one, there is no long history to desecrate! So, she’s been running around the island talking about her belt, which is worn more like a bracelet because of size changing, the "UK belt". I hope the Giant Octopus has good luck in taking it away from her…

Gorgo starts by picking up the octopus, but is bitten in the hand by a sharp beak. The octopus wraps himself around Gorgo, biting and wrapping tentacles around her neck. Gorgo beats on it, but the octopus doesn’t seam to notice that his rubbery body is being hit! Gorgo then rams herself into a building repeatedly, which loosens the deadly grip, she then turns the octopus around, ties up his arms, and bites down on it’s air tube. Not that again! No! Well, we at least found the name to that deadly finishing move; it’s called the "Union Jack". I don’t know if it’s a hunting tactic or what, but it works, the octopus just taped out with all six arms. Gorgo is the winner and unfortunately, still the US, oh come on, why? Fine, the "UK" champion. Whatever.

       VS      
Gamera                                       Megalon

Gee, this seams obvious who’s going to win. Well, let’s go. Megalon starts by shooting a lighting bolt, and then flies over and tackles Gamera. He then starts drilling into Gamera with his arms! He then starts kicking him repeatedly, and beats Gamera senseless!? What gives? Megalon’s winning? Gamera doesn’t seam to want to fight back. Megalon then flies back, and starts spitting out firebombs. Duh, Gamera was waiting for the stupid bug to do that! Gamera absorbs the fire, and spits out a giant fire blast, blowing the bewildered beetle into a zillion pieces! The winner and still WMW Japanese Champion, Gamera!

       VS      
Gojira                                   UN Mechagodzilla

Gojira and Mechagojira have always hated eachother, even though only one is capable of "hate". Anyways, let’s see some action. Mechagojira starts with the megabuster ray, but Gojira counteracts with a mouth beam of his own. The beams collide, and the stronger Gojira one punches through. It is caught by Mechagojira’s diamond shell, and a plasma grenade is launched. Gojira is rocked by his own power, but the superpowerfull beam burned out the plasma grenade system. Gojira amazingly gets back up, but is met by a sweeping blast of all of Mechagojira’s remaining weapons. Mechagojira flies in an arc, and Gojira is having a tough time turning around, so he tail whips Mechagojira, who flew behind him. This turns both opponents around, and Gojira is now facing the back of Mechagojira. Obviously knowing what to do by now, Gojira latches on to Mechagojira’s back and starts pulling off Mechagojira’s head. In a display of raw strength, Gojira pulls off Mechagojira’s head! Seeing that there is no hidden laser in this one, Gojira blasts the new hole with a point-blank thermonuclear ray, and Mechagojira is blown up from the inside! Still holding the head, Gojira drops it and kicks it like a football towards the distant mountain! Just before slamming into the mountainside, the occupants manage to bail out. Is that considered a TKO or tap-out? TKO huh. Well then the winner by TKO, and still the WMW Word Champion, Gojira!

Well, that wraps up another addition of WMW Tuesday Terror! I noticed that there wasn’t very many people voting in the polls this time. The matches were decided by only three people, and one of them was me! I can’t stress enough importance on voting in these polls. Without voting, the matches are decided completely out of your hands. With them, you not only have a say in this, but you can reach out across the world and get your voice heard! You and only you can get what you want done for this. Voting is the American way! If you come from somewhere else, there is a good possibility that your county votes too. OK, so they’re having problems with it at the moment, but the vote is still the basis for our country. Go and vote, it’s you choice to do so, but it’s still your duty! Only you can prevent upsets! Please, GO VOTE! (Yeah, I know I sound desperate, whatever, I need to get this point across somehow!)