VS      
Gojira and Anguirus                                                        Desghidorah and Dagahra

And now, my turn. Gojira and Anguirus have been the most dominant tag-team around. Usually the belt constantly changes claws, but they have held onto them every since they got them, and that was a while ago! Their opponents are a couple of monsters that aren't really against the mWo; they just got caught up in their path. They are known as the "Double-D M-Killerz". I'm assuming that stands for "Desghidorah and Dagahra, the Mothra Killers", but I could be wrong.

The match starts, and the "M-Killerz" immediately starts blasting Gojira and Anguirus with everything they got! They send out purple beam after purple beam, blasting their opponents and causing a lot of smoke and debris to cloud up! Then, all three heads of Desghidorah shoot out a massive stream of flames! The assault stops, and they stand there, waiting for the smoke to clear. What the? Gojira and Anguirus are still standing! Gojira sends out his own beam, the powerful thermonuclear breath! It slams into Desghidorah, sending him flying backwards and into a building! Anguirus turns around, jumps, and slams his back into Dagahra's head! He then starts biting and clawing and tail-whipping him! Dagahra gets flipped over in the process, and Gojira does the "Goji-Plex" on Desghidorah, just like he did to King Ghidorah back in 1972, but only this time he slams Desghidorah on top of Dagahra! Anguirus then runs into Gojira's waiting arms, and Gojira does a reverse "Goji-Plex" on his own partner, slamming the hard back into all four of their opponent's heads! The special referee, Rodan, checks on the splattered remains, declares them dead, and says that Gojira and Anguirus are the winners! Wow, I told you they were dominating! Well, they didn't even need to cheat for that one. Then again, when do they ever?

       VS      
Gorgo                                        Giant Ant Squad

The giant ants from the movie "Them" aren't really all that giant. But, they still are big and they are definitely monsters. So, they are here in WMW, er, the mWo, well, I guess it's still WMW, isn't it? Instead of one big 50-ft. long ant, we decided to have five 10-ft. long ants, and then we threw one more in for fun. They work better as a group. Then again, I don't think anything can stop Gorgo. Hum, looks like a storm is brewing; there's dark clouds over Fight Island.

The bell rings, and three of the six ants run over to Gorgo and start biting and stinging her! But she has tough skin, and their poisonous stingers don't seem to be able to penetrate! The other three go for the ladder, and pick it up! What a show of strength! What teamwork! The three ants just set up the ladder! While they crawl up it, Gorgo tries to swat the ants on her away. The ants get to the top, and they stack up to try to get the belt! But Gorgo tail whips the ladder, knocking it over! The ladder just landed on an ant killing it! Gorgo then takes another ant, and squishes it in her big hand! Two down, four to go! She throws some ants away, and a couple of other ants pick up the ladder and jam it into her stomach! But punches the ladder, sending it down and squashing the ants! She walks over and steps on the second to last one, and picks the very last ant to put it into the "Union Jack"! But, instead of using it as a submission hold, she rips her mouth away, tearing off the ant's head! All the ants are dead! Now, we made a rule that if the opponent is dead, you don't have to climb the ladder to get the belt. But, she climbs the ladder anyways, picking up a microphone before she does. After grabbing the belt, she starts to talk:

Gorgo: Is that it? Is that the best you got? Come on now, is there anybody out there that actually has a chance at beating me? I'm getting sick of this, I want a challenge! mWo, now that you are in charge, I don't care what it is or if you have to go to the far ends of the universe to get it, but I want a monster that is actually good! I want you to get a UK belt eligible monster that is vicious enough to stand a bloody chance!

Moll and Lora: (over PA) We're way ahead of you on that, Gorgo!

- A Planet X saucer flies in, and drops King Kong near the ladder. He appears to be having a stomach ache -

Moll: Luckily for us, Kong, one of our biggest enemies, was a perfect "host".

- Suddenly, Kong roars in pain, and his chest bursts open. Blood splatters everywhere. He spits up some more blood, and dies. Some strange black thing sits in the hole, hisses, and runs off -

Gorgo: What in the bloody h--- was that?

Lora: That is what the scientists call a Xenomorph. Some Kilaaks found an egg on a crashed alien spacecraft on and asteroid. They sent it to Planet X, and seeing as it was a monster, they sent the egg to us. We then sent it to Jurassic Park, and they did some genetic engineering to it. They sent the final form back to us. Through an international treaty, after studying was done, all traces of these things were destroyed, including the DNA. We have here the only one in the Sol System. It can't breed, and we can fully control it. It is now a new monster to wrestle here at WMW/mWo. I don't know why it's called this, but it is called the Queen Alien!

Moll and Lora: She is your opponent for next week!

Gorgo: Good.

Iguanoman: Whoa, I have no idea what that thing is, but it's crawling around somewhere here at "Fight Island". No, wait, they just picked it up. I wonder what they mean by "genetic engineering". Probably to make it bigger, I guess. Well, Gorgo gets down from the ladder, picks it up, walks to the ocean, and swims away.

       VS      
King Ghidorah                                   Megalon

Well, looks like the clouds turned into a downpour. "Fight Island" is now drenched in rain! But, we aint going to let a little sprinkle ruin the show! Anyways, King Ghidorah wanted an easy opponent, and here he is, Megalon! Not the brightest or strongest kaiju, but still worth beating up. These two monsters both have the same weapons, gravity rays! I wonder if Ghidorah thinks that Megalon stole his idea or something…

The bell rings, and right off the bat these two monsters start blasting each other with their gravity rays! I guess they are trying to prove to each other who has the strongest rays! After a long blasting that looks like two battleships shooting at each other, Megalon finally decides to fly off. Ghidorah takes off after him. Um, Anguirus is still down on the ground. I wonder if it was a bad idea to have Anguirus be the special referee. He is definitely grounded, and his spikes are ripping through that custom made shirt! A dogfight starts up, but then Megalon decides to ram his opponent with his horn! He shoves Ghidorah strait through the top of "Ouch Tower", and they go crashing on top of the opposite building! Megalon is pinning Ghidorah! But wait, Anguirus can't see them from his position, let alone get up there to make the count! The dumb bug lays on top of Ghidorah for a whole minute until he finally realizes that nobody is going to make count to three! The dumbfounded beetle looks around in a bewildered way, and Ghidorah gets back up! He latches onto Megalon, and starts flying upwards! He gets really high up, and then drops Megalon! Before he can start flying, Ghidorah tips his wings, and flies strait downwards, slamming his feet onto Megalon's chest! He is shoving Megalon down faster than gravity would! In a combination of a slam and stomp, Ghidorah squishes Megalon between his feat and Anguirus! Megalon goes splat! Anguirus get out from under the limp body, and does the signal to declare Megalon dead and Ghidorah the winner! Well, this match is over and… what the hey? Ghidorah roars in victory, but when he turns around to thank the referee, he sees Anguirus impaled on Gigan's spikes! Gigan throws the barely alive body away, and Ghidorah and Gigan stare at each other. Lightning strikes in the background and they both roar! Ghidorah sends out a couple of gravity rays, but Gigan's quick laser knocks the heads away and sends the beams flying above him! He the runs over and tackles Ghidorah to the ground! He starts hacking away like some sort of slasher film, gold blood spaying everywhere! He starts the chainsaw up, and hacks away at Ghidorah's wings! He keeps hacking and slashing and cutting until Ghidorah is a bloody mess! Ghidorah is bleeding from every square meter of his body, but he is still alive as Gigan goes and gets a microphone!

Gigan: Ghidorah, we used to be allies, we used to be partners, we used to be friends. But, I have been thinking over the past few weeks, and I realized that I should do more than remain just a hint on the WMW's side. The Nebulans have treated me well, I would never betray them, but that's not the reason. Your new buddies have taken over this place, and I know exactly why. But I don't care what happens to the world, I just want you in teeny tiny little pieces. I have taken upon myself to make your life a living h---, for what you done, for what your going to do, and also, for no good reason. I'm tired of living in the background, I want to be in the foreground, so I can slice, cut, and kill all I want, and get rid of a--holes like you. (thunder is heard in the distance)

Iguanoman: ……………………..well….um….I think Gigan just snapped. Um, well, he just flew away, leaving a couple of monsters within and inch of their life (and an inch isn't that big for a monster so large). Well, um, onto our next match.

     VS      
Rodan and Mothra                                         Gamera

Well, here we go, another handicap match with Rodan teaming with Mothra. Not too confident, are they? Well, then again, it is Gamera. Speaking of which, Gamera cost us the big match last week, but we don't blame him, he didn't know (we didn't know either).

Immediately after the bell, Rodan, Mothra, and even Battra start firing beams at Gamera! Mothra and Battra then release paralyzing powder and sending bolts into Gamera! Rodan then tackles him to the ground, and pins! Battra makes the count 1-2 no, Gamera got out of the quickest cover I ever seen! How? Well, some real lighting got into the powder, and charged up Gamera! He gets up, and jabs his spiky elbow into Battra's, Rodan's, and Mothra's heads! He then starts flying, bonking into all three monsters! He swoops around to blast three fireballs, one for each monster! He then spears Battra! Another spear plows into Rodan! And a third spear knocks Mothra to the ground! He picks Mothra up for a suplex, no, a Jackhammer! Well, in this case it's, uh, well, its, hum, let's see now… a "Turtlehammer"! Um, well, lame, but I didn't have much time. Gamera pins Mothra, reaches over, grabs Battra's front right leg, and taps it on the ground …1……2……3… Gamera wins! He just won the match! He's the new World Champion! He gets on top of a nearby building, and roars in victory!

Gamera: Hey, Battra, I'm still alive!

Moll and Lora: (over PA) Wait, wait, wait! Gamera, you didn't win! This doesn't run on a one-pin rule, it's a two-pin rule! You have to pin both Mothra and Rodan!

Iguanoman: Well, Gamera looks a little disappointed, but he then starts looking around for Rodan. He finds him when a sharp chest slams into the back of his head! He falls to the ground, and is about to land on his head, but he pulls his head in and lands on his shell instead! He gets back up, and starts shooting fireballs at the flying Rodan, but they bounce right off the fire monster! Rodan swoops in, shoots his Uranium heat beam, tackles Gamera to the ground, and keeps on flying! Gamera is dazed, but he gets right back up! Suddenly, Guiron jumps out of the water! He lands right next to Gamera!

Gamera: Guiron? So, we meet again! Um, you’re here to help me, right? You were the protector of the Terrans right?

Guiron: Heh, heh, heh. Wrong. Heh, heh, heh. I was unwillingly controlled! Heh, heh, heh.

Iguanoman: Gamera tries to turn and run, but a Uranium beam sends him back to face Guiron, who chops off his arm! Gamera roars in pain as the big sharp head of Guiron chops off his other arm! Guiron then uses his big knife to chop off Gamera's legs, and in a final slice, Gamera decapitated! Battra gets back up, flies over to the puddle of green blood and rainwater, and declares Gamera dead and Rodan the winner! Mothra then flies next to Guiron, and shoots some red beams out of her antenna, inscribing mWo on Guiron's shoulder!

Mothra: Welcome to the mWo, Guiron! (Guiron laughs in approval) Now that we are the rulers of the WMW, we need all the help we can get, but a guy with the biggest knife in the world can come in anyday!

Well, the thunderstorm is getting worse. Looks like a hurricane is headed this way (or is it a cyclone, we are in the south pacific). Consequently, everyone leaves quickly, but Battra says one more thing before the end:

Battra: Due to the interference by Gigan, next week's Japan Title match is changed to King Ghidorah vs. Gigan! I am outa here!

Iguanoman: Hey, his he aloud to do that? Oh, yeah, he's the new commissioner. Well, I better get going to. Bye everyone! See you next time, if my announcer's job is still around then. Good night!