Gorgo, Giant Behemoth, and Nessie

VS

Varan, Gorosaurus, and Titanosaurus

Now it's my turn, now it's time for the second extra-big match of the night! Representative members of the R.I.A., Titanosaurus, Gorosaurus, and Varan will face "Team Britain", Gorgo, Behemoth, and Nessie. These two groups have been at each other's throats ever since the R.I.A. formed! So, they have a group vs. group match tonight!

"Team Britain" crawls out of the water, and sees Varan, Gorosaurus, Baragon, Aspiga, and Manda waiting for them. Wait a minute, why is the whole group here? Wait another minute, where's Titanosaurus? And there he is, jumping 20 stories up out of the water! He lands behind Gorgo, and smacks her in the back with a giant folding table. A folding table?! There's another giant sized-wrestling weapon (what's next, a steel chair?)! Gorgo turns around, and we have a ladder vs. table match between Gorgo and Titanosaurus! The rest of the groups then just go up and attack each other! It's kind of like a battle royal, with chaos everywhere, but with a little more of a pattern. Nessie and Manda are wrapping themselves up in knots, Gorosaurus and Behemoth are going at it, and Baragon is distracting Gorgo while Titanosaurus sets up his table. Baragon then shoves Gorgo's head, um, in between Titanosaurus's legs, and Titanosaurus "powerbombs" Gorgo through the table! Baragon turns around to face another opponent, and Nessie slams Manda's head into Baragon's horn! Ouch, his head is once again smashed in by Baragon's horn! Um, wait, I thought Manda was a she! Wait, is Manda a he or a she! Um, if Manda is a she, and we have been calling her him, then a, but if she is a he then I just called him a her! Ugh, I'm all confused! Well, anyways, it has been killed and now is out of the match… wait, she, um, he, um, it wasn't in the match! Whatever it is, Gorgo got right back up and threw Titanosaurus into Baragon! Behemoth just set Aspiga on fire with his nuclear waves! Aspiga tries to run to the ocean to put himself out, but Behemoth slams his foot on his head, and holds him there until he is a medium well! Nessie wraps Gorosaurus up with her neck! Gorgo takes on Varan and Titanosaurus, while Behemoth wraps Baragon's neck with his neck! Behemoth then sends millions of watts of radioactive energy into Baragon, ultimately killing him. Gorgo and the Behemoth then fight Varan and Titanosaurus, and eventually end up in the ocean! Gorosaurus and Nessie run into a building, collapsing it on top of Gorosaurus! Nessie amazingly gets her tiny head out of the way, and drags her body towards the ocean to fight with her teammates.

We now have an underwater Tag-Team match of Gorgo and Behemoth vs. Varan and Titanosaurus! Varan and Behemoth start doing an underwater dogfight with them swimming around trying to tackle each other. Behemoth sends out his nuclear waves, but the agile Varan dodges it! Meanwhile, Gorgo and Titanosaurus are having an under sea slug fest! It makes sense that these two hate each other. They are so much alike. Titanosaurus is basically the Japanese form of Gorgo. He's also a bit of a rip-off. But they are punching each other like crazy, with Titanosaurus's quick punches vs. Gorgo's big-handed smacks! Wait, Nessie just slide into the water! She swims towards Titanosaurus! Titanosaurus decides to go after her, so he starts flapping his finned tail! Gorgo is sent backwards by the currents, and Titanosaurus is sent forward at great speeds! He slams into Nessie, squishing her between him and a rock cliff! Finally, an official monster is officially eliminated! Varan sends Behemoth down to the sea floor, and goes around to swim-tackle him! But Behemoth sends out his nuclear waves, smacking Varan dead on and making him dead! But Titanosaurus swims over to Behemoth, slams into him, and shoves his small head into a crack in the rocks! He then creates a whirlpool with his tail, twisting Behemoth's neck around and around! Multiple cracks symbolizes multiple spinal breaks which basically mean that Behemoth is dead! Gorgo then swim over to Titanosaurus. Now it is one on one between two monsters that clearly hate each other! They stand there on the ocean floor, staring each other down! Wait a second, what is that? It's a pod of dolphins! They swim near the two behemoths (um, wait a… oops), and Titanosaurus goes nuts! Hey, Titanosaurus is weak against supersonic sound waves, and the dolphins' echolocation is clearly hurting him! Gorgo sees this, so she plucks one of the dolphins out of the pod, and shoves it down Titanosaurus's throat! He grabs his neck, and starts choking in pain, because the scarred dolphin is using supersonic sound waves figure out where it is! Gorgo then grabs a couple of huge boulders, one in each of her huge hands, and uses it like a pair of giant rock symbols on Titanosaurus's head, smashing his skull! The dead body falls to the sea floor, and a dazed dolphin swims out of the newly created hole.

Gorgo roars in victory, thinking that she won the match! She swims back to shore, probably to get her ladder and to take a breath of fresh air. But Gorosaurus is still alive! As soon as she is all the way out, he runs over to kangaroo-kick her in the head! That nearly took her face off, and she is sent down and into the dock area! Her head is stuck in the docks! Gorosaurus pins! 1…2… what the heck was that?! Some giant blue-green thing just popped out of the water, through the docks, and knocked Gorosaurus off! Is that what I think it is? It is, it's a giant sea turtle! If I'm not mistaken, it’s the giant Archelon from the 1967 version of "One Million Years B.C."! That's a British flick, so I think that he is on "Team Britain's" side! Wow, that was a shocker! He's not even signed up for WMW! We don't even have a stat page for him! But, his debut is impressive. Gorosaurus retaliates by trying to bite into him, but it is deflected off of his shell! The Sea Turtle then knocks Gorosaurus off his feet by slapping the back of his knee with his flipper! He crawls over to Gorosaurus's head, and with a sickening crunch, snaps Gorosaurus's neck with his beak (what the… I thought sea turtles had week jaws and shells. How is that possible?)! Yeesh, what's with these monsters and going for their opponents' necks? Who knows, but "Team Britain" wins! And it wasn't even three of each group, it was the entire thing! Wow, what a match! I haven't seen this many monsters die since Winter Wham! Yes, they will all be revived, we don't care anymore if monsters won't listen. The m.W.o. still hasn't came back yet, though. Anyways, that was amazing! But, there is more to come!

       VS      
Dagahra                                    King Ghidorah

And now we move on to the Japan title match! King Ghidorah has lost is "Mecha-", but he seems to be even more powerful now! Two heads are just as good as three! And now this member of the m.W.o. gets to face Dagahra for a prestigious belt.

Dagahra stands there, in the park, waiting for Ghidorah. Suddenly, Ghidorah appears out of the sky, and starts blasting everything with his gravity beams! The wild bolts fly everywhere, and only occasionally hit Dagahra (they mainly just set trees on fire). Ghidorah lands on the other side of the park, and the two huge monsters stare each other down. Dagahra suddenly shoots his purple mouth rays, Ghidorah retaliates by shooting his yellow mouth rays, and the two monsters just stand there blasting each other! After receiving a lot of damage, Ghidorah finally decides to do something else. He starts flapping his wings, and air currents get up underneath Dagahra's "wings", and he is sent backwards into a building! The wind stops, and Ghidorah takes to the air. Dagahra follows him, and an air battle starts up! Dagahra chases after Ghidorah, blasting him with those rays (again), and Ghidorah does a loop in mid air, making him behind Dagahra so he can shoot his rays (yeesh, they sure like their beams, don't they?). Dagahra stops in mid air, goes underneath Ghidorah, and shoots his spine beam up at him! Ghidorah is sent out of control, and just before he regains it, Dagahra blasts him with a bunch of those acidic berum! Ghidorah is sent to the ground with a bunch of sucking starfish all over him! Dagahra land near him, and is about to shoot more berum out of his shoulder spikes, but Ghidorah shoots rays from his left head into Dagahra's left spike, and his right head shoots into the right spike, and both spikes blow right up! Dagahra collapses to the ground in pain, and Ghidorah flips him over. Dagahra tries to send out another beam to stop the apparent pin attempt, but Ghidorah clamps Dagahra's mouth shut with his foot, and Dagahra's rays end up hitting is own mouth! A chain reaction occurs, and his head spikes also blow up! Instead of pinning, Ghidorah wraps Dagahra's neck with his neck, in a painful choking submission hold! Not only is his neck being choked, but Ghidorah is ruthlessly blasting his back with gravity rays! Dagahra can hold his breath for a long time, but he decides to tap out due to the severe pain he's in. Well, I guess the winner and the new Japan Cham… what the? Ghidorah isn't letting go of his hold! He won the match, and the belt was dropped near him, but he is still holding on! He's out to kill this guy, apparently. Dagahra is about to pass out due to lack of air, but then Desghidorah flies in! He sends beams out towards Ghidorah and knocks him off! Ghidorah gets his butt burnt by flames as he grabs the belt and runs away! Desghidorah then picks up a microphone with his right head, and talks into it with his middle one…

Desghidorah: What do you think your doing? Listen, you lame excuse for a ghidorah, I don't care what side you are on, but you never take cheap shots after a match! You are a disgrace to ghidorahs everywhere! You middle brainless looser don't deserve to be called "King Ghidorah"! Next time I see you, you will be sorry!

King Ghidorah: I don't know about next time we meet, but you will definitely be sorry for butting into the m.W.o.'s business! Trust me, "brother", you will pay!

Iguanoman: And with that, the new Japan Champion flies off. Desghidorah and Dagahra have wanted to stay neutral in this war, with slight wavering towards the m.W.o., but I'm not sure about now. Looks like we have the startings of a match next week! That is, of course, if I am stilling running the place then. Um, I mean, of course I will make the match, I will always be in control to do so (I hope)!

     VS      
Rodan                                         Godzilla

The GTS Godzilla will fight later on against Gojira, but another member of the Godzilla family has an important match. Godzilla had the title before, for a measly week, but now he gets a chance to get it again! Rodan has been quite impressive, he beat Destoroyah last week without any help! Looks we just have to watch to find out where it goes!

Godzilla stands there waiting for his opponent, like all the other monsters who had to fight an m.W.o. member. And all of a sudden a giant red object streaks across the park, creating a sonic boom, and goes over a ducking Godzilla! Rodan has appeared, and he flew in with so much speed that Godzilla couldn't get his tail out of the way! Rodan goes through not only the tail, but about four buildings to! Godzilla's tail was chopped right off (not like the tail-snapping defense things of a lot of lizards, this is the painful version), and he roars in pain, and then walks over to the fallen Rodan. He seems to be walking better than the last time he was de-tailed, but he still is unbalanced and probably can't run fast. He reaches Rodan, but Rodan sends out his Uranium beam, knocking Godzilla away! He gets up, and flies over Godzilla, slashing him with his chest spikes on the way! Rodan flies around, air raiding his opponent with repeated beam shots, and then decides to land to flap his wings, creating a gust of wind! Godzilla tries to counteract the wind with his hurricane breath, but the hot air from his mouth and the cold air from the wing gusts mix together, spiral around, and form a tornado! They started a twister! The funnel cloud sucks them both in, and they go around and around bonking into each other! Eventually it stops, and the are both sent to the ground hard! Godzilla lands on his head, and is apparently dazed. Rodan looks like he got his left wing sliced down the middle, half way up, probably by Godzilla's back spikes. Green blood oozes everywhere, but Rodan amazingly gets back up. He pecks the pavement next to him, and polls out a chunk of asphalt. He then chucks it at a "getting-up" Godzilla! He punches it, sending it back at Rodan. Rodan head-buts it back, and they play a game of badminton with the chunk of pavement as the birdie and their heads as a racket! Finally, Rodan decides to shoot the chunk with a beam, sending it flying toward Godzilla's head! The superheated rock slams into Godzilla's forehead, burning him severely! Godzilla clutches his head in pain, and Rodan dodges the rock and starts flying. He flies around and around, picking up speed. He is having a tough time with that injured wing, but he is still managing! Seeing that Rodan will air-tackle him soon, Godzilla picks up a car, throws it into the air between them, and uses his hurricane breath to light the air on fire! But he made a critical error. The flames don't bother the fire monster, and the wind just makes Rodan go faster (ever heard of Bernoulli?)! Rodan then slams is head into Godzilla's neck! Ouch, Rodan just impaled Godzilla's throat with his beak! Rodan's head is stuck into Godzilla like an arrow! Rodan violently rips his head out, and watches as Godzilla coughs up blood, drowns on his own bodily fluids, and dies. Well, Rodan just won another tough match by himself! He then "celebrates" by simply picking up his belt, and flying off.

     VS      
Gojira                           Godzilla (New Cartoon)

And now, finally, it's time for the biggest big match tonight! This match will be between two monsters, each representing either the WMW, or the mWo. And, it's in the steel cage! Making his way to the park, the holder of the WMW Cartoon World Title, the WMW representative, the H.E.A.T. team protector, the second generation competitor, the undefeated fighter, he is… the G.T.S. GODZILLA!!! And now, coming out of the sea to come to the park, the holder of one of the WMW World Tag-Team titles and the "Monster of Monsters Trophy", one half of the "Classic Duo", the mWo representative, the most famous monster around, the current record holder for a win-streak, the "King of the Monsters", he is… GOJIRA!!! The cage is lowered and is ready. The monsters are ready. The control team is ready. The security force is ready. The lawyers are ready. I am ready. Are you ready? So, LET'S GET READY TO CRUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The bell rings, and the most important fight ever has started! This is a big match for the future of the WMW, and for the monsters to. These two have a long win-streak, and have never been defeated! Well, someone has to loose now! Immediately, Godzilla charges at Gojira, and tackles him to the ground! Gojira gets right back up, and swings at Godzilla! But the agile Godzilla dodges, and slaps Gojira across the neck with a massive tail-whip! He then runs over and starts slashing at Gojira repeatedly! Gojira tries to bite Godzilla's shoulder, but Godzilla dodges again, runs behind Gojira, and kicks him in the back! Gojira is sent face first to the ground, and Godzilla starts to burrow! Gojira looks around at the ground, trying to guess at where Godzilla is. Godzilla bursts out of the ground to the right of Gojira, and he shove Gojira into the side of the cage! He then slams his head against the cage repeatedly! By the way, we quadruplely reinforced the cage so nobody can get in. Well, it will at least slow them down some. Godzilla then picks Gojira up, and slams his head into the ground! He sets him up so that he is on his head propped up on the cage, and Godzilla runs away to turn around to run at and tackle Gojira, sandwiching him between Godzilla's back spikes and the cold, hard steel of the cage! Wow, Godzilla is dominating the match, Gojira never got a blow in yet! Godzilla then lifts Gojira up, and slams him back first to the ground opposite of the cage. Godzilla then starts climbing the cage! The resilient Gojira climbs back to his feet, but Godzilla jumps off the cage, and lands into Gojira with the "Godzilla Blockbuster"! Looks like he got some advice from his "uncle". Now, if only he had advice for Rodan… well, um, Godzilla pins! 1…2… and a massive nuclear pulse sends Godzilla flying upwards! Godzilla flies strait up, and gets his back spikes stuck between the grooves of the cage ceiling! Gojira then gets up, points his head towards the sky, and shoots out a massive beam of thermonuclear breath! The massive orange beam slams into Godzilla's chest, shoving him deeper into the cage! I'm not sure if the nuclear energy itself is hurting, but the force of the blow sure is! The beam continues for long time, putting so much force in that the cage is being lifted about ten feet in the air! Finally, the beam stops, and because it melted the steel around him, Godzilla falls off! He falls right into a "Goji-Plex"! Gojira hurt his arm with the spikes doing that, but I don't think he cares! Gojira pins! 1…2… wha? Gojira just got up and stopped the pin?! Wait a second, he is looking out towards the ocean. Egad, Gamera just flew by the building I'm in! Why is Gamera here? I told the monsters that we will have no interference! I wanted this to be a fair fight, with me not cheating! Speaking of which, why haven't the mWo showed up? Gamera is suppose to be on patrol, but he is going strait for the cage! He is in spinning saucer mode, and he slams into the side of the cage! The cage buckles a bit under the stress, and finally breaks due to heat from the fire. Gamera then plows into Gojira! Gojira is knocked unconscious! Gamera puts Godzilla's arm over Gojira! 1…2…3!!! Yes, we won! Sure, Gamera cheated and that's why we won, but we still won! That means that I'm still in control!

* Electric Oreo walks into room from private office*

Electric Oreo: Yeah, we won!

Iguanoman: We sure did, now we can get back to…

* knock on door *

Iguanoman and Electric Oreo: Who is it?

* Moll and Lora come in by riding on Fairy *

Iguanoman: So, girls, did you come to beg for mercy now or something?

* Fairy drops contract on desk, Moll points at it *

Iguanoman: What's this? Paragraph 15, line 11, "If any outside interference occurs, then the match will result in a tie." Well, um I guess that means… wait a sec… Paragraph 15, line 12, "If the monster selected by the WMW does not win the fight against Gojira, then the group called the mWo shall receive control of the WMW." Uh oh.

Moll: So as you see Iguanoman and Electric Oreo: WE ARE NOW THE OWNERS OF WMW.

Iguanoman: Wait, that's not fair! I never saw that! Hey, the pages were stuck together…

Lora: I suggest signing here on the dotted line. This one is the hand-over contract. You already looked it over.

Iguanoman: If I, um, and I, no, but I, ugh!

* Iguanoman takes pen out of penholder, and signs contract. He then throws the pen in the trash can *

Iguanoman: Your welcome!

* Iguanoman and Electric Oreo go down secret door under desk, and go out through secret passageway *

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