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Episode #17

You can read the short-story-like results bellow, or simple name-only Short Results.


WMW Tag Team Belts

 

       VS      
Gojira and Anguirus                                                        Gorosaurus and Titanosaurus

 

Thanks Electric Oreo, now for my half of the show! Well, the m.W.o. strangely hasn't gotten involved yet, but they have no choice now, they got a title match! Their main tag-team, Gojira and Anguirus, will face off against the newly formed R.I.A.'s main tag-team of Gorosaurus and Titanosaurus. Gojira and Anguirus pop out of the water, and this match starts!

Titanosaurus immediately jumps up in the air really high, and lands on Gojira's head, "Super Mario Bro." style! Gorosaurus also attacks right away, smacking Anguirus's head into the ground with a massive drop kick! Titanosaurus lands back on the ground, with inertia causing his neck to arc backwards. The elastic neck pops back forward, knocking Titanosaurus and Gojira's heads together! Titanosaurus then starts punching Gojira repeatedly! Gorosaurus bites onto Anguirus's tail, and drags him around by it! Titanosaurus wails on Gojira until Gojira slams into a building, with Titanosaurus still laying in punch after punch! Wait, Gojira just blocked one, knocked his arm away, grabbed onto him, and slammed him into the building to start punching away! Anguirus also rebounds by throwing himself into Gorosaurus, sandwiching him between a building and a spiky back! He then smacks Gorosaurus a few times with the palm of his hand, and bites on his arm! Gojira throws Titanosaurus over his shoulder, tackles him down, jumps on him, and punching Titanosaurus's face in! Gorosaurus bites onto Anguirus's head and rips him off his arm. He sees Gojira getting up, and decides to do another drop kick! He slams into Gojira's chest, sending him backwards, and into a recovering Titanosaurus! Ouch, Gojira's big back spike just impaled Titanosaurus! Gorosaurus inadvertently killed his own partner, ending the slugfest between his opponent and his partner. Gojira sees that the dead body of Titanosaurus his hanging on his back, and gets it off by swinging around, sliding the limp body off the spike and into Gorosaurus! Anguirus is running over to the two remaining monsters, and Gojira sees this, so he tail-whips Gorosaurus in the head, and grabs onto his arms! He then "Goji-Plexes" Gorosaurus onto Anguirus's hard back! Gojira goes for the pin! 1…2… huh? A bunch of bright waves just hit Gojira and Gorosaurus! It's the Giant Behemoth! I don't know why he's here, but he just fried Gorosaurus! Gojira was unaffected by the nuclear waves. Gorgo also arrives, picks up a microphone, and starts talking!

Gorgo: Well Gojira, looks like you have to thank us again for…

Iguanoman: Upon her arrival, Gojira and Anguirus turn their backs to her and walk off. Gorgo and the Behemoth look at each other in a very confused way, and the Behemoth also walks off. Gorgo sets up her ladder for the next match. Well, it seems like "Team Britain" wanted to help out, but Gojira didn't need it. They "helped" anyways. Hey, that was interesting, Gojira never used his thermonuclear breath in that match? Could he be running low on nuclear energy? Is he saving it for his big match next week? Or is it just that he didn't need it to finish off the two "rejects"?

 

Ladder Match

WMW American Monster Belt

 

       VS      
Gorgo                                        Iguanasaurus

 

Earlier, I started an interview with the one and only Gorgo. Her and me had a little discussion, and so now I we will show you my interview with the current US Champ.

------------------------------------------------Interview Plays------------------------------------------------

Iguanoman: Hello, Gorgo, and thanks for taking your time to do this interview!

Gorgo: Your welcome.

Iguanoman: So, how does it feel being the two-time United Kingdom champion?

Gorgo: Well, boring, actually.

Iguanoman: Boring, why is that?

Gorgo: Well, for one thing, unlike last time I couldn't do the shocking name change to the belt. It is excepted now, WMW even gave me a giant sticker to put on it. Nice looking, but not shocking. Plus, there are no worthy challengers. Just about everybody I and the other monsters who had this faced wimpy opponents. America does not produce the strongest monsters. The belt is for them, but I am way above their level. However, ironically, I can't seem to get any other belt. So, the best I can do is make every match a ladder match. I am very slow, and not good at climbing ladders. So, it creates a challenge.

Iguanoman: So, does the ladder mean anything else besides that?

Gorgo: Actually, it does. A long time ago, I was captured from my watery home, and placed in a zoo. I was in a deep pit, and couldn’t get away from the gaukers. I needed someway of getting free. But, I couldn't do anything, and I had to wait until my mum rescued me.

Iguanoman: Wait, so you're that Gorgo? They told me you were the one that attacked London!

Gorgo: Yes, I was the baby Gorgo in that incident. It makes sense that they got it wrong, after all, when they saw a big gorgon they assumed it was my mum. However, it was me. They don't realize that us gorgons grow very fast!

Iguanoman: Well, I guess we have to change our records! Anyways, moving on, the big question is what is "Team Britain's" relationship with the m.W.o.?

Gorgo: Well, we are definitely backing them up, but we are also using the services of WMW and Monster Island. Although we fight for and defend the m.W.o., we are really more like double agents. At the moment, we are protecting the m.W.o. against the rejects that uprised against us. Very wimpy monsters, but we might as well do something! WMW was created so we don't get bored, after all. Still, we are hoping to wipe them out quickly. As for how we get away from the mind control, I can't tell you because I don't know!

Iguanoman: You don't know?

Gorgo: I have no idea how we do it, Battra kinda stumbled upon it and taught the rest of us. I don't know how I bloody accomplish it though!

Iguanoman: Hum, odd. Well, we are out of time. Thank you Gorgo for this interview.

Gorgo: Your welcome.

------------------------------------------------Interview Stops------------------------------------------------

Well, there's the interview. We might do a follow up later, I didn't have time to ask all the questions. Anyways, on to Gorgo's match! Her opponent will be Iguanasaurus, a giant iguana with horns on his head, a fin on his back, and a sticky extendible tongue! Weird? You bet he is! And now he has a shot for the US title in, as always for Gorgo now, a ladder match!

The match starts, and Gorgo starts walking towards the ladder. Iguanasaurus charges at Gorgo, and tail whips her in the leg repeatedly! But Gorgo just ignores it. He then bites the same leg with his mouth, but Gorgo simply pries his head off by pulling on the top of his head and his dulap (the hanging peace of skin on his chin), and continues toward the ladder. Iguanasaurus then rams his horns repeatedly in her side, but she just ignores him and starts climbing the ladder! But, her underestimation costs her, because Iguanasaurus whips his tongue out, grabs onto her neck with it, and pulls her off! He then climbs up the ladder with lightning speed! Just when he gets to the top, Gorgo knocks the ladder over! Iguanasaurus tries to grab the belt with his tongue, but because he is a poor aim (he doesn’t have binocular vision like a chameleon could do), he barely misses the belt, and collapses on the ground! Gorgo realizes that he is more of a force to reckon with than the previous impression, and runs over to slash him in the face! She then grabs onto his dulap, and violently rips it off! Iguanasaurus tail-whips her out of self-defense, but she grabs the tail and holds him up in the air by it! The tail falls right off, because iguanas have that "leave-the-tail-wigling-so-predetors-would-get-that-and-not-me" self defense. Gorgo isn't fooled, though, and smacks Iguanasaurus with his own tail! Iguanasaurus sends out his tongue, and it wraps around her arm, but Gorgo hangs onto it, and drags Iguanasaurus over to the ladder! She put the tongue between the two sides, and slams down on it, cutting the tongue off like a pair of scissors! The pain in his tongue is only subsided when Gorgo take his fin, and snaps it off! To add even more pain, she grabs his front legs, put the left in a half-nelson and the other in a hammerlock, and then bites down on his neck! She holds on, falls to the ground, and wraps his other two legs up with her own legs! Looks like a slightly improved version of her classic finishing move, the "Union Jack" submission hold! Iguanasaurus immediately taps out, but this is a ladder match, and you can't win by submission! He struggles for a couple of minutes, but that just wastes his air supply, and he suffocates at the teeth of Gorgo! Gorgo takes her sweet old time setting up the ladder, climbing it, and getting the belt, but it doesn't matter, the match was already "over".

 

WMW Japanese Kaiju Belt

 

       VS      
Dagahra                                       Gabara

 

Last week, Dagahra won the Japan belt. He took on the newly formed R.I.A., and beat Varan for that title. He now has to defend it. Dagahra was underestimated before, but he has proven his power. He now has to face Gabara, which we had a tough time getting here. After all, it was just made up by some kid, and we had to clone ourselves a completely new species. Not easy. But, he is now making his debut here and… whoa, the match already started! Dagahra started blasting Gabara before he was even prepared to start! Purple rays and acidic berum plow into Gamera, and Dagahra hops on him for a quick pin! Seems like he is going for a new record! 1…2… nope, Gabara just blasted Dagahra off by shocking his head with his electricity. Dagahra, being both a water and a flying pokemon, oops, ugh, did it again! Um, I mean, kaiju, I think, which is weak to electric types. Actually, Dagahra was knocked off more out of shock then shock. Dagahra starts flying, bopping Gabara in the face on the way up. He swings around, and dive bombs towards his opponent! His shoulder spike is jabbed into Gabara's stomach, and, like last weeks match, Dagahra opens it up and shreds the innards of his opponent. The winner, and still the Japan Champio… what, another surprise? It's Ghidorah! He swoops in, and blasts Dagahra with his gravity rays. He then kicks him in the head, and lands. Ghidorah then bites onto Dagahra's side, and chucks him into a building. He picks up the mic with his right head, and talks into it with his left.

Ghidorah: I'm just here to clear things up with all you monsters stuck on the island. I am King Ghidorah, terror from outer space! I destroy planets for fun! I single-handedly destroyed both Mars and Planet X! But although all that was just for kicks, I have got a little problem with the earthlings. I was recreated in 1991 by humans from the future. Instead of letting me loose to destroy the planet by my own means, they controlled my every move! They even made me battle Gojira, and I was badly beaten because I couldn't do what I wanted to do! I was sent to the bottom of the ocean, and was forced into suspended animation because I can't breath underwater! I stayed there for hundreds of years, waiting to finally die! But, no, the humans wanted me again, so the brought me back up. Instead of leaving me as I was, they but annoying metal all over me! It was heavy, and seemed to have a mind of it's own! Not only that, but if it no longer had a mind, I was weighed down by it's weight! The "Godzilla Grips", as the humans called it, were a dumb weapon that left me open to attack! But, that moment was short, because after I defeated Gojira, they killed me, for they had no more use for me! That is, until I was once again revived, by selfish humans who wanted me for their own entertainment! I was once again controlled and told what to do, and I was still trapped in a metal prison. But, finally, though the m.W.o., I escaped my bondage! I am now free to do what I want to do! But things come full circle, and now I want to get one of the humans prized possessions, the Japan title belt! Sorry Dagahra, but I want it more than you do, so I will take it next week if you don't mind!

Iguanoman: During that long speech, Dagahra got up and stood behind Ghidorah. He apparently was waiting for an honorable moment to fight, and as soon as Ghidorah turns to face him, he starts beating Ghidorah up! They are going at it again, with beams being blasted from both sides! Finally, the restraining robots come to pull these two apart! Ghidorah escapes their tracter beams by going in the opposite direction, and flying off.

 

Main Event

WMW World Belt

     VS      
Rodan                                         Destoroyah

 

Rodan is one of the more famous Toho monsters. He is a legendary fighter. He hasn't had that much success in WMW, until he whent up and won the World Title! But, even though he has the best belt in the federation, he still has to beat some of the best to prove himself! Destoroyah is not as well know as him, but she is considered by a lot to be one of the most powerful monsters in existence! Rodan has a really big challenge here, lets see if he can pull it off! Then again, he has the m.W.o. backing him up!

Instead of coming in the normal way, Rodan has to fly in. He goes strait for Destoroyah, blasting her with his thermonuclear breath and slashing her with his spiky chest! She retaliates by sending out a beam of microxygen, but the agile flyer dodges it! She takes to the air after him! A dogfight starts up, with Destoroyah following her opponent, shooting her beam, and occasionally hitting Rodan! They head over to "Ouch Tower", and Rodan circles around it, ending up behind his slower opponent! He shoots his uranium beam, blasting Destoroyah on the wings and knocking her into the top of the building! She falls off and lands hard on the pavement, and Rodan lands across from her, and starts flapping his wings! The air currents hit her wings, pining her to another building while cars, telephone polls, street lamps, manhole covers, broken windows, concrete, dirt, and whatever else is on a city street fly into her! Rodan then stops the gusts, and flies off towards the mountains. He lands on "Peak Mountain", the highest mountain on the island, to rest his wings. But Destoroyah is right behind him, and she lands on an adjacent mountaintop! Rodan picks up a boulder with his beak, and chucks it at her, but she just slices it in half with her energy horn! He picks up a bigger boulder, and this time the two halves smack into her shoulders! He then picks up an even bigger boulder, and chucks it, but it falls short and lands on Destoroyah's foot! Rodan then picks up an extremely huge boulder with his talons, and flies over Destoroyah to drop it on her! She tries to sidestep it, but the giant rock crashes into her wing and pins it to the ground! Rodan then flies off. Destoroyah struggles to get the heavy rock off, and finally get it off her wing. But Rodan comes back, and it looks like he is holding the lighting/radio rod from the top of "Ouch Tower"! He swoops in with enough speed to create a sonic boom, and drops the rod just before getting to his opponent! The rod falls right through Destoroyah's chest! Rodan impaled her heart! What? Usually when she is in mortal danger she breaks up into microxygen, but not this time! She just plain slumps over and dies! The scientists at monster island have been trying to figure out how she does this for years, but it still is mysterious. It appears that the theory where she needs to have her brain, heart, and other vital organs working and attached in order to break up is correct! She died before she could break up and survive! Well, looks like Rodan proved that he didn't need the m.W.o. backing him up to win! After getting his belt back, he flies off to wherever the m.W.o. is.

 

Well, that was interesting. Other than a little interference by "Team Britain" and an after match brawl with Ghidorah and Dagahra, the m.W.o. basically stayed out of the whole show! There was practically no interference on their parts! What gives? Are they getting cocky, where they think they don't need it anymore? Are they saving their energy for next week? Did they change their values? Are they trying to confuse us so that we let our guard down? I have no idea! Anyways, we have a big show next week! Not only are we having "Team Britain" face off with their rivals, the "R.I.A.", but we also have an 10-monster battle royal! The winner will then face Gojira, and the winner of that will decide who controls WMW, the current controllers, or the m.W.o.! Don't worry, the monster would be healed between matches. But, I am worrying! If Gojira beats Gamera or the GTS Godzilla or whoever, then WMW will have two weeks being controlled by the Elias twins! Scarred? You bet I am! But then again, this was Tuesday, er, Wednesday Terror! For Electric Oreo, I'm Iguanoman saying good fright, good night!

 

-Iguanoman

Chairman of Godzilla Tower and WMW Announcer

 


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