Tonight we bring you another edition of World Monster Wrestling! The second Thursday Thrash is a two weeks late, and I apologize for that. There were a lot of factors that tripped it up. Still, we finally bring it to you! As it was before, we have four matches announced by Electric Oreo, followed by four matches brought to you by the Monster Island CEO, and finally wrap up with four matches from me, Iguanoman. We all have a great show for you tonight, and I hope you enjoy! So, without too much more talking, here is Electric Oreo to start the show off!

Starter Match

DRAGMA and Gigan stare off across the cityscape and being circling each other; getting close to the other with each circuitous step. Gigan suddenly leans forward and shoots his forehead laser out at DRAGMA. It moves up and across DRAGMA's flanks, as if trying to portion him out for a steak dinner....and ends up doing nothing. My that genetically engineered impenetrable hide sure does wonder's neh? DRAGMA roars in satisfaction and swoops down on Gigan. Gigan tries to dodge, but DRAGMA plows through him, and the pair crash through several skyscrapers and plow into the ground. DRAGMA pins Gigan 1...2.. and Gigan kicks out. DRAGMA picks Gigan up and punches his forehead. He brings him up again, but Gigan swats his claws away, and uses attacks at DRAGMA's eyes with his scythe claws. 1..2..3 times he slashes and 3 times DRAGMA dodges out of the way until finally with the 4th slice, he punctures DRAGMA's right eye, leaving him half blind. DRAGMA roars in pain and jumps into the air, banking away from Gigan. As DRAGMA swoops under a skyscraper, Gigan shoots his laser again, and slices off the top half of the building having it crash onto DRAGMA, making him slam into the ground. Though un-injured, pain is ever deterrent. As DRAGMA emerges from the rubble, he's knocked back down to the ground as Gigan's claw smacks him up-side the head. Gigan pins him 1...2.. and DRAGMA kicks out. As he gets up, he brings up his wing and firmly hits Gigan's forehead, disabling the laser. Gigan grabs for the wounded area, but ends up getting knocked away as DRAGMA stoops down on him. Using his unbreakable claws, he begins slashing his way into Gigan's inner workings, destroying flesh and technology in equal measure. As DRAGMA brings his head down to bite off Gigan's chain saw, Gigan raises his right scythe, and slams it down onto DRAGMA's good eye, completely blinding him. DRAGMA gets off of Gigan and runs around like a chicken with its head cut off. Gigan picks up what's left of his innards and heads after DRAGMA and pins him. 1...2....3

The winner: Gigan

Basic Match #2

Crackler lunges at Robo Yeti and grabs him from the shoulders. They grapple for a while and Crackler throws Robo Yeti to the ground. Before he can get up, Robo Yeti feels his throat being grabbed by Crackler, and electricity is mercilessly poured into him. He pins him 1...2... and Robo Yeti kicks out just in time. Robo Yeti reaches over towards Crackler and grabs him in a Judo hold and tosses him over his shoulder. Crackler comes to a stop only after several thousand feet of asphalt bringing him to a halt. As he raises his head up off the ground, the only thing he sees is Robo Yeti's fist rapidly closing the distance between them. The fist impacts with terrific force and sends Crackler sprawling for another hundred feet. Before Robo Yeti can get close enough, Crackler gets off the ground and runs for cover behind a skyscraper. Robo Yeti goes up to the other side of the building and begins shifting all his weight onto its base. The building leans over to one side and Robo Yeti pushes all his weight against to make it finally give. But before he can, 5 electrical blasts smash their way through the skyscraper and plow into Robo Yeti's metallic hide. Crackler leaps through the hole that he made and Robo Yeti shoots out his electrical cables in an attempt to fling Crackler away. But Crackler only latches onto the cables and begins to suck the electricity right out of Robo Yeti, in turn gaining power himself. He pulls up and then down on the cables, using the sheer bulk of Robo Yeti against him as he slams him into the ground again and again. Robot Yeti lies motionless on the ground and Crackler goes in for the pin. 1...2.. and he's blasted away as Robot Yeti's chess missiles fire out. Crackler lands only to receive another barrage of missles. He tries to shake off the blows and he and Robot Yeti grapple with each other, each sending kicks and bites in the other's direction. Robo Yeti parries Crackler's blow and then single picks him up with one arm and begins to squeeze his Crackler's skull.... only to remember that he does not have one. Robo Yeti stops his futile attempt of Kaiju-cide and picks Crackler up with both arms, and begins to spin Crackler over his head. He jumps up and slams down the pure-electrical kaiju down into the ground, forming a giant crater. Robo Yeti moves down to the center to pin Crackler, but Crackler rears up and bites down into Robo Yeti's wrists, exposing his circuits. Seeing his chance to drain more energy, he bites down hard, only to have the sickening sensation of electricity leavin him! Robo Yeti turns the tables on Crackler, and actually uses his open circuit wounds to his advantage, literally absorbing Crackler...completely.

The winner: Robo Yeti

WMW Cartoon Tag-Team Title Match

Cybergodzilla and Chameleon charge Komodothrax and Nessie. Cybergodzilla fires off a thermonuclear breath attack and several energy bursts from his cannons. Komodothrax and Nessie each turn away and run in opposite directions. Cybergodzilla goes after Komodothrax and Chameleon goes after Nessie. Komodothrax rounds a corner and comes face to face with Cybergodzilla who bends down and roars right in her face. He positions his spines and shoots another energy burst at her. She dodges just in time, but gets whacked out of the air by a tail swipe from Cybergodzilla. She slams against a skyscraper and falls to the ground stunned. Before she can regain her senses, Cybergodzilla picks her up in his jaws, clamps down, and tosses her aside. He roars and pins her 1....2.. and she kicks out Mean while, Nessie has climbed to the slithered her way up to the top of small building, her eyes scan in every direction, just waiting for Chameleon to appear. Suddenly, a shadow looms up over her. She looks back and sees only clear skys. She hears the distinctive roar of Chameleon and sees him de-cloak immediately in front of her. She blinks in surprise, But has already been knocked aside by Chameleon. She tries to get away, but he grabs her by her tail and swings her around in a circle around himself. He lets go and Nessie sails over the skyscrapers, arcing down to hit - Cybergodzilla! Cybergodzilla is stunned by the sudden impact and tries to shove Nessie off of him only to feel a thermonuclear breath attack burning away portions of his face. Komodothrax continues with the attack, and Nessie gets her coils around Cybergodzilla's neck and begins to squeeze, putting the mighty cyborg in a sleeper hold. The flow of blood to his brain is slowly cut off s he struggles in vain to get Nessie away. Her coils continue administering her death grip, and everything goes black for Cybergodzilla. Nessie pins him 1...2....3 As Komodothrax tries to stand up to find Chameleon, she is grabbed by her back legs, and held aloft in the air as if floating upside down. She claws in vain at the invisible Chameleon and eventually resigns herself to swinging back and forth. Suddenly, Nessie slithers along blow and wraps herself around what she thinks to be Chameleon's legs. She tightens up and pulls him off his feet. Chameleon de-cloaks and struggles to get up, but the combined might of Komodothrax and Nessie are too much and he's pinned. 1...2..3 The winners: Komodothrax and Nessie

WMW Cartoon World Title Match

As the Cyber Fly Swarm flies in, Godzilla's spikes are already glowing blue and he let's loose a thermonuclear breath directly into the cluster of flies, hoping to take them all out in one shot. The Swarm was preparing for this though, and immediately broke up into smaller formations and spread apart. Only a handful of Cyber Flies were destroyed in the roasting heat. Godzilla sees one of the larger collections of flies and darts after them, snapping with his jaws at the sides, forcing the group into a smaller more condensed cluster. And it pays off as he shoots another thermonuclear breath, eliminating a good part of the swarm. He stops running and listens intently to the surroundings. The every present mechanical buzzing of the swarm permeates the air and all other thoughts exit his mind. With a lightning fast move, he snatches a single fly out of the air to his right and clenches it in his fist. As Godzilla uncurls his fist, he sees that it had already administered its tranquilizer payload. Already he was beginning to feel the mild effects of the intoxicant. Choosing to err on the side of caution, Godzilla turns downwards and burrows into the concrete. The remains of the Cyber Fly Swarm congregate over the entrance hole and swarm inwards like bees after honey. In the darkness of the tunnel, the Cyber Fly Swarm advances slowly. The try to feel their way through the darkness. There is a sudden flash of blue, and the swarm realizes their mistake. The frantically try to get out of the way of the impending wave of heat that will reduce them to heaps of molten slag, but the cavern is too tight. They are trapped. The thermonuclear blast is unleashed and rips through the Cyber Fly Swarm. Metal and circuitry are ripped apart and liquefied. A mere handful manage to escape out of the cavern and Godzilla comes out like a raging dragon, raining hot death on all comers. The remaining flies, all converge on the back of Godzilla's head and begin to pump in the remaining tranquilizer fluid. Godzilla feels the world going fuzzy and gray. He knows he doesn't have much time left and he desperately swats the flys away in order to get the TKO necessary to win. He runs to a nearby sky scraper and begins using its sheer metal walls as a scratching post and begins to destroy the flies that have latched themselves onto him just before the tranqs begin to take full effect. As the last fly is obliterated, Godzilla falls to the ground in a drunken wreck. Though woozy and disoriented though he may be, when he wakes up he will be the new Cartoon World Champion.

Winner: Godzilla

- Electric Oreo
WMW Co-Writer

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Basic Match #3

Little Godzilla bent over Minya, examining his handiwork. Minya seemed to be knocked out cold. However, Little Godzilla was in for a nasty surprise. Minya's fist lashed out, striking Little Godzilla in the stomach. Little Godzilla bent over in pain, the sneak attack catching him off guard. Minya jumped to his feet and immediately began to pummel Little Godzilla. An uppercut caused Little Godzilla's head to snap back. A right hook sent Little Godzilla stumbling back into a building. Minya approached to continue the assault, but Little Godzilla whipped around and belted Minya in the face. Minya swung again, but Little Godzilla dodged the blow, retaliating with roundhouse punch.

Monster Island CEO: Wow! There's Minya's signature fire breath! I thought that only happened when Godzilla stepped on his tail!

Basic Match #4

Gigan slammed to the ground, rattling the windowpanes of every building on the island. He was just enjoying a nice flight, but now, it was time to fight. Gigan clacked his pincers together in anticipation as the ground before him began to shake. Seconds later, the earth parted, and a gargantuan drill broke the ground. Megalon emerged from the surface, shaking off tons of dirt and rock from his body. Gigan roared his challenge, as well as his greeting. Megalon did the same, and the two were ready to prove who was the stronger monster.

Gigan and Megalon charged forth at the exact same time, slamming into one another and immediately launching into their assaults. Gigan raked his sickle-shaped claws across Megalon's torso, while Megalon slammed his drill-bit hands into Gigan's shoulders. Gigan roared and grabbed Megalon by the sides and pulled him in close, squeezing him in a giant bear-hug. A second later, Gigan unveiled his most gruesome weapon...his abdomen saw. With a jerk, the saw jumped to life, its razor-sharp blades slicing into Megalon's abdomen. Megalon roared as the weapon sliced into him, splashing blood across the two monsters. Megalon struggled free of Gigan's grip, jumping back. Gigan roared in satisfaction as Megalon stumbled drunkenly backwards, gingerly touching the wound left by Gigan's saw. Megalon roared in fury and fired a napalm jaw from his mandibles.

The napalm bomb impacted on Gigan's chest, exploding and sending him flying backwards. Megalon rushed forward to attack, but was greeted with two kicks to the stomach from Gigan. Gigan stood up and bashed Megalon across the face with his claw, and thrust his other claw into his stomach. Megalon retaliated by kicking Gigan in the knee, causing the cyborg monster to shriek in pain. Megalon shoved his claw into Gigan's open mouth, abruptly cutting off his scream. Gigan grew angry and slammed his hammer-claws down on the arm that was in his mouth. Megalon grunted and removed his claw, immediately firing his lightening horn. The electricity struck Gigan and surged over his being, the electrical energy crackling across his body.

Monster Island CEO: That can't be good for a monster with lots of metal in 'em!

Gigan slammed to the ground, slightly dazed. He looked up, and saw the beetle-like form of Megalon charging towards him. Megalon leapt into the air, his arms outstretched, ready to deliver the final, killing blow. However, this would not be the case. In one split second, Gigan raised his claw into the air in self defense, to stop Megalon from landing on him. Megalon landed on Gigan's outstretched arm. Gigan's claw ripped through Megalon's body, bursting through the giant beetle's back. Megalon stood stock still, his mandibles opened, trying to scream. But no sound came out. Blood trickled down Megalon's chest, and Gigan slowly removed his claw. Megalon, however, still stood, amazingly. However, several seconds later, Megalon collapsed to the ground.

Suddenly, Megalon leapt to his feet, screaming a roar of rage. Megalon charged the shocked Gigan, body slamming him. Gigan flew back into a building, and Megalon charged before him. Megalon raised his claw, ready to impale Gigan's head upon it, when suddenly, something else happened. Before Megalon could kill Gigan, he collapsed again. The shaken Gigan spread his wings, gave one last parting look to Megalon, and flew off.

WMW Japanese Title Match

Gojira stomped onto Fight Island, tensing his muscles and trumpeting his battle cry. He was incredibly eager to fight, to face his new opponent. He wouldn't have to wait long. The sky instantly turned black as night, a swirling vortex appearing in the sky. Emitting a resounding roar, Spacegodzilla slowly descended from the vortex, his crystal shoulder-spines glowing with an unnatural energy. The blue leviathan dropped from the sky, his footfalls punching deep craters in the ground. Spacegodzilla turned and bared his fangs at Gojira, eager to see if the monster king was impressed by his theatrical entrance. If he was, he didn't show it. Gojira whipped his head skyward, gave a mighty roar, and charged towards Spacegodzilla.

Gojira reacted quickly, wasting many of the crystals with an atomic blast. Still, the crystals still sped forth. Gojira quickly activated a nuclear pulse, shattering many of the closer crystal missiles. Suddenly, Gojira felt dozens of scrapes and cuts form over his body as several crystals nicked him from the back and sides. Spacegodzilla continued to manipulate the missiles, determined to impale Gojira from all sides. Gojira detonated another, stronger nuclear pulse which covered a larger radius, destroying many of the missiles. A swipe of his tail battered several more crystals behind him, and his jaws bit down on one in front of his face, crushing it to bits. Spacegodzilla grunted in annoyance. It would take far too long to create another batch of missiles...he needed to kill Gojira, before his crystal shards were all destroyed. Gojira felt a searing pain in his arm as a crystal missile embedded itself in his shoulder, drawing torrents of blood. Gojira roared in anger and pain, and with a twist, removed the crystal from the wound. Gojira stared at the blood-stained crystal, and he realized what he had to do.

Monster Island CEO: Well, that certainly was a very cool match! You know what they say...he who lives by the crystal, dies by the crystal. Ha ha! Get it? No? Oh...well, anyway, Gojira has successfully defended the Japan title for the second night in a row. Wait a minute...what's that! Something is approaching the battlefield...wait...it looks like Anguirus!

Gojira: Anguirus, I have called you tonight here for a reason.

Gojira: Anguirus, you have always been my most trusted ally. Through thick and thin, through good times and bad, you have always been there. We have covered each others' backs through countless battles. We joined each other on some of the most incredible and challenging adventures. Had it not been for you, I would have been dead a long time ago. I owe you my life. Anguirus, I am going to give you the honor of being the holder of the Japan Belt.

Gojira: Really really.

Anguirus: Goodbye Goji!

Monster Island CEO: Well, that certainly was unexpected! Gojira has officially handed over the Japan Belt to his trusted buddy Anguirus, making Anguirus the new defender of the Japan Title. And that is a good thing to, because I just realized that it is against the rules of the WMW to hold more than two belts at once! Gojira was holding the Japan Title and the Monster Island Title, something that is strictly prohibited. Well, now he only holds the Monster Island Title. And speaking of the Monster Island Title, it is time for Gojira to defend it! Ladies and gentlemen, we now take you live to the one and only Monster Island, where Gojira is about to battle the disgusting monster Orga for the honor of holding the Monster Island Belt. Well, thanks to our extremely fast boats, it seems as if Orga and Gojira are already there! So, let's get on with the show!

Monster Island Title Match

Several rows of jagged, purple spines burst through the water, signaling Gojira's appearance. Gojira's stepped forth from the shoreline of Monster Island, torrents of water dripping from his body. He squinted his eyes and quickly scanned Monster Island, looking for his opponent. Nothing was there. Gojira snorted uneasily, and slowly walked onto the sandy beaches of Monster Island. Suddenly, a shadow fell across the island, and Gojira looked to the sky. A sleek, silver spaceship hovered right above him. Gojira roared and stepped back, confused at this unexpected site. Sparks of energy began to fall from the underside of the ship, and slowly but surely, the energy began to materialize into a living creature. Orga gave wail, and launched himself at Gojira.

Orga slammed atop of Gojira, winding the monster king and knocking him to the ground. Gojira grimaced as Orga opened his mouth wide, revealing a large set of teeth, as well as a pungent odor. Before Orga could swallow him whole, Gojira released a powerful atomic blast that went into Orga's mouth and ripped out his back. Orga gave a horrendous scream and backed off, allowing the monster king to stand. Gojira admired his handiwork, yet unfortunately, Orga's healing factor was twice as fast as his. The gaping hole in Orga's back quickly sealed itself, and one could not even realize there had been any wound at all. Orga roared and fired his shoulder cannon, striking Gojira in the shoulder. The monster king roared as the blast sizzled at his flesh, but relied on his super-healing to take care of that. Gojira roared and blasted Orga once more, this time in the elbow. Orga screamed as his elbow was ripped from his arm, the stump spraying bodily fluids everywhere. Gojira roared and quickly blasted another hole in Orga's chest, and then blew off his leg. Orga gave a roar and collapsed to the ground a mangled mess, even though he was only two minutes into the battle. Gojira approached his enemy and gave him a swift kick to the head, his toe-claws ripping chunks of flesh from the space monster's head. Orga roared and smashed Gojira in the side with his remaining arm, his gargantuan fist sending Gojira flying. With Gojira fifty feet away, Orga took the time to regenerate. Orga quickly formed another arm, followed by another leg, and then repaired his head and chest.

Monster Island CEO: Well, Gojira retains the Monster Island Title, defeating Orga in the same manner as he did in their first encounter! What an exciting show it's been so far! Little Godzilla proved he was superior to Godzilla's first son, Minya, The two tightest monsters in the biz, Gigan and Megalon, went head-to head, Gojira defeated the all-mighty Spacegodzilla and proceeded to hand the Japan Title over to Anguirus, and Monster Island is now covered with the insides of Orga! Well, that wraps it up for my third of the show. Now, I shall hand the show over to the one and only Iguanoman! Goodnight ladies and gents!

- Monster Island CEO
WMW Co-Writer

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Eight down, four to go, and those four are mine! Being the owner of WMW does have its quirks, and choosing the spots is one of them. Anyways, first up is a match that was originally suppose to be a part of Spring Smash, the match between Gorgo and Gappa. The two are remarkably similar, and so they really want to beat each other up! Let's see how newcomer Gappa handles the long-time WMW superstar Gorgo!

Basic Match #5

Starting off as usual in opposite corners of "Ring Park", Gorgo and Gappa wait for the bell. As soon as it dings, Gappa immediately starts to blast Gorgo repeatedly with his mouth beam! The impact on Gorgo, causing explosive effects, but Gorgo justs laughs at the other monster's attacks and starts to walk toward him! The giant bird-lizard doesn't give her time to reach him, as he hops up in the air and glides over to her! He flies over Gorgo and kicks her in the head while doing so! Gorgo is sent falling, crashing to the ground with a thunderous thud! Gappa swoops around for another pass, shooting forth more beams on the downed dinosaur! On the third pass, Gorgo gets up and with her huge clawed hand, grabs Gappa's throat as he flies toward her again! With a mighty chuck, Gappa careens into a skyscraper, and avalanche of concrete and glass pouring on top of him! He slowly gets up, but when he does Gorgo comes over to start clobbering him around with her giant fists! Gappa retaliates by bashing her in the head with his top head crest in an attempt to dent the top of Gorgo's skull! After smashing into each other for a bit, Gappa flies upwards, and Gorgo grabs onto his legs! Gappa flies around, dragging Gorgo behind him, creating a huge winding gash in the dirt and concrete of Fight Island! He heads off toward the ocean, and Gorgo is forced to let go when the water drags her down. Gappa dives in after her, and the fight continues underwater! Gorgo swims over to Gappa and clotheslines him, knocking him down to the rocky seafloor! Gappa floats back up, and shoots out more beams, impacting against Gorgo's back! Gorgo ignores what little pain makes it through, and swims around in an arc to make a beeline strait towards Gappa! Gappa blasts Gorgo over and over again, but she just keeps on swimming forward, not slowing down for anything! When she gets to close for comfort, Gappa tries to swim upwards, but Gorgo matches his trajectory and punches him really hard in the gut! The air was knocked out of him on that one, bubbles bursting out of his mouth and heading for the surface. He is sent backwards in the process, impacting against and underwater rock, cracking a huge chunk off! Gorgo swims over to him, and positions him into the "Union Jack" submission hold! Gorgo's teeth are firmly clamped on Gappa's throat, cutting off blood circulation and making it so that even if he gets to the surface, there is no way for him to breath! Knowing the inevitable, he taps out, giving the win to Gorgo! She releases her grip, allowing Gappa to glide up to the surface for a big gasp of air while she still stands on the bottom and roars in victory! She has beaten her rival and proves that she can beat monsters like her any day!

Next up is the title match for the Tag-Team Belts! Last week Mothra and King Ghidorah won them from Gorgo and the Behemoth, and now this week is their first defense! It was Ghidorah's second holding of the belt, and Mothra's first. Their opponents today never had the belts themselves, but they have proven themselves worthy of a shot ever since last year's Spring Smash. Varan and Baragon finally get their match now after the long delay. So now it's finally time for the Tag-Team match up between two of the Fire Monsters and two former mWo members!

WMW World Tag-Team Title Match

Mothra and King Ghidorah start off by sending their respective beams out to their opponents, but Baragon has burrowed underground and Varan has glided behind a building! Mothra and Ghidorah fly off toward Varan, but when they get to the building he was behind, Varan glides up out of nowhere and slams into Ghidorah, sending them both tumbling to the streets below! Baragon pops out of a hole and shoots Mothra with his fire breath! She shoots back, but he brings his head back in, and them pops out to shoot again! Meanwhile, Varan and Ghidorah are grappling with each other, Varan slashing and Ghidorah biting! Mothra decides to end the game of "whack-a-mole" by hovering over his burrow and releasing powder to blast huge green lighting bolts downward! The dirt is violently blasted outward, creating a huge crater with Baragon lying at the bottom, stunned from the attacks! She flies down to pick Baragon up, and caries him off to drop him at Ghidorah's feat before slamming hard into Varan! While Mothra smacks around Varan, Ghidorah grabs onto Baragon, and with a might backwards lift, sends him sailing into a building! He smacks against it hard, knocking out half of it! The other half is sent down on top of the burrowing dinosaurs by a barrage of gravity beams from Ghidorah! Varan takes to the air with Mothra in hot pursuit, blasting her tri-beams at him repeatedly! Varan swings around to smack into Mothra, but she charges up her wing and slams into him with a blast of energy, sending him diving down, crashing into the park, creating a Varan-shaped impression in the ground. Ghidorah is digging furiously through the fallen debris of the building, looking desperately for Baragon but can't find him. All of a sudden, Baragon bursts out of the ground behind him and jabs him in the back with his glowing horn! Ghidorah screeches in pain from the puncture wound, but Baragon keeps jabbing some more! He grabs onto Ghidorah's tail with his teeth, and whips it back real hard, sending Ghidorah falling flat on his faces! Mothra is air raiding the fallen Varan, but as soon as she is distracted from the scene of Ghidorah in trouble, Varan glides up real fast for a flying uppercut to Mothra's head! She flutters about, but after Varan does another flying smack, she tumbles downward and lands back first on the grassy field below! Baragon continues the assault on Ghidorah until Varan signals to switch opponents. Varan takes off where Baragon left off, only slashing and bashing even harder and faster then Baragon ever could, sending Ghidorah's blood splattering from many open wounds! A few gravity beams sends Varan backwards, but he gets right back on the attack! Mothra is trying desperately to up, but the big moth has a heck of a time getting off her own back! Baragon reaches her, and starts to shoot lightning bolts from his mouth! Looks like the rumors are true! Mothra is being electrocuted; spazzing about with sparks flying off all over her body! Varan glides up over the fallen Ghidorah, but then stops gliding and falls back first downward! His spiked back slams right into Ghidorah's heads and necks, impaling them in hundreds of places! Varan stays on top of Ghidorah for a pin! 1... 2... 3! Once Baragon has thoroughly cooked Mothra, he also pins! 1... 2... 3! Wow, we already have new Tag-Team champions! Varan and Baragon have beaten two very powerful monsters, who ironically only held the title for a week! They really proved themselves here that they are not just a couple of underdogs anymore! Varan and Baragon leave their severely injured opponents behind as they collect their belts and head off back home to Monster Island.

Tonight's sub-main-event will once again be for the United States Title. Rhedosaurus gained the title last week, and now he must defend it against two of the monsters that were suppose to fight back in Spring Smash, Ymir and the Cyclops. The two monsters really hate each other for some reason. Our scientists speculate that it's something to do with both having a similar skeletal pattern or something. Whatever it is, they are both worthy for a title match. This triangle match will be 1 vs. 1 vs. 1, and either of the three can win, two of which to gain the belt, and one to keep it. So, on to the match!

WMW American Title Match

The three monsters are positioned in a triangular pattern, and the bell rings. Ymir and the Cyclops immediately charge toward each other and start with the pummeling! Ymir just keeps punching and punching Cyclops in the head, and although the Cyclops's punches are not as often in coming, they still are very powerful! Rhedosaurus, however, just lays back against a skyscraper and watches the boxing match. Completely unaware by the observing dinosaur, the two big punching beasts just keep at it! Cyclops shoves his bulk forward and grabs onto Ymir's chest to drag him to the ground! He squeezes his massive fists onto the Ymir's throat, trying to suffocate him! Ymir begins to waver due to lack of air, but suddenly whips his forked tail around and slams into the Cyclops's neck, knocking him off! Ymir gets up and grabs onto him, and the Cyclops grabs back to start up the wrestling! Both monsters put their weight into the hold, testing each other's strength! Being of about equal power, nothing happens, and to break the stalemate the Cyclops bashes Ymir in the face with his horn! Ymir roars in pain as blood trickles out of his forward, and then he is shoved into a building to get pummeled in the gut! The Cyclops continues to bash Ymir into a building for a bit, and then runs back to charge forward headfirst! The big horn on his head impales Ymir strait through the chest! Ymir collapses to the ground and the Cyclops roars in victory, thinking that he mortally wounded his adversary. However, to the heartless venusian, it's only a flesh wound, and he gets right back up to sock the surprised Cyclops across the mouth! He keeps ramming his fists into the one-eyed monster's head, and then finishes his combo with a massive uppercut that sends the Cyclops strait up into the air! By the time he lands, he is knocked out cold, and is down for the 20-count! The Ymir roars in victory, knowing that he has beaten his greatest foe!

He bided his time. He waited for them to finish. And now he's attempting to pick of the winner. Right in the middle of Ymir's second roar, a tail latches out, bashes him in the legs, and knocks him flat on his back! The Rhedosaurus is through observing. He takes his massive jaws and clamps down on the Ymir, sinking his teeth in and drawing blood! The Ymir struggles to get free, but the Rhedosaurus continues to munch on him! Ymir finally gets to a position to repeatedly jab the dinosaur in the throat, but Rhedosaurus retaliates by flinging him into a building, burying him in a ton of bricks and other building materials! He then turns around to smack the fallen thing from Venus with his tail, making big welts on both sides of Ymir's face! Probably sick of getting hurt, Ymir grabs the tail the best he could and drags Rhedosaurus's heavy body out of the way. He then gets up out of the rubble, and jumps on the four-legged beast's back! He grabs his head, and starts to pound on the back of it! Rhedosaurus tries to get the punching thing off his back, but Ymir holds on to continue the onslaught! Once Rhedosaurus starts to waver, Ymir changes to a sleeper hold, squeezing the blood flow out of his brain! Not to be denied so easily, the Rhedosaurus rears his massive body up and slams down hard. Sheer momentum flings Ymir off head over heals and into the dirt in front of the giant dino. Using his massive paws, Rhedosaurus clobbers the Ymir in the side and then pinning him to the ground! 1...2... and Ymir squeezes out! He gets under Rhedosaurus, and tries to flip him over! Using his great strength, the humongous dinosaur is lifted until he's standing only on his back legs. Ymir tries to shove Rhedosaurus backward, but a brutal slash to the face makes him loose concentration and causes Rhedosaurus to fall down on top of him! Rhedosaurus backs off, grabs onto Ymir with his teeth, lifts him up in the air, and swing-drops him on his head! He crawls over him for a pin! 1... 2... 3! And the Rhedosaurus is the winner! Although Ymir punched Rhedosaurus off of him and got up, the match is over, and the champion is still the champion! Rhedosaurus has retained his United States Title and... WHAT THE HECK!?

T-Rexx? What is he doing here? The giant tyrannosaurus just ran out from behind a building and bit down on Ymir's arm! Why he was hiding there and for how long I don't know but whatever it is Ymir now has torrents of blood gushing out the stump of the arm he once had! Whoa! Bursting forth from another building is Brontosaurus, who immediately started stomping Rhedosaurus head in! Why those dinosaurs came here to beat up the contenders of the match I don't know either. Cyclops is slowly getting up where he was out cold, and is impaled by... is that what I think it is? It looks like a giant triceratops, and it just gored the Cyclops! And more dinosaurs start to pour out of hiding! A stegosaurus just came in to tail-bash Rhedosaurus and what looks like a pteranodon flew in to! Last but not least, a giant version of a velociraptor jumped out of nowhere and onto Ymir! He's digging into him like crazy! Oh my gosh... blood is gushing everywhere! That dinosaur is digging into his stomach and...!

And we are back. The board of directors kind of made a snap decision to pull the show for a while. Our Web-PG rating was going to be in violation or something. They did it just in time to, because the carnage was horrible. If we ever made an uncut video entitled "WMW's Goriest Matches", this will surely be on it. Ymir had his intestines ripped out, Rhedosaurus bled to death, and the Cyclops's head is currently floating in the ocean. There is blood and guts splattered all over the island, and the two carnosaurs are feasting on the remains while the tech crews try to mop up the mess so we can get a view of the island again. I'm sorry for the interruption, because in all actuality it's my fault. You see, about a year ago I put in an order to the Jurassic Park genetics team to make me some more dinosaurs. T-Rexx and Brontosaurus where made pretty good, and I figured more would be good. It took a while to get them here, and we did last week. However, they apparently don't want to be controlled, and just want to wreak havoc. Still, we made a deal a long while ago, and so here they are, unexpected of an entrance as it was. Their stats are listed below this segment, but first I am told we can get a view of the island again. As you see, they are all standing in the park centered around the carcasses. The meat eaters had their fill, and the plant eaters are grazing on the grass. The pteranodon is perched on top of "Ouch Tower". Ultraraptor, the apparently talkative extra-large dromeosaur, has a microphone. I guess she (yes she) wants and introduction herself.

Ultraraptor: 65 million cycles ago, the dinosaurs, my race, was wiped off the face of the earth. Well, we're back! WMW here gave my kind another chance, a chance for vengeance, a chance for glory, a chance for domination, a chance to kill. We are here to do what we do best, to maim and destroy. We are the dinosaurs, the most terrible of lizards to ever walk the earth, and we are here to walk again! We are the true monsters, and any of you other so called monsters better watch your back, because we are on the hunt. Prepare for the coming pain, for we are here! Thank you.

Iguanoman: And with that she bites the microphone in half and spits it out. The group of not-extinct-anymore dinosaurs load up on the extra-fast boat they commandeered and speed away. I'm beginning to think that making genetically soaped-up dinosaurs might not have been so smart, but the carnage has already come. Anywho, here is the stats on the new group of representatives for the dinosaurs. I know how you all love stats.

T-Rexx Ultraraptor Brontosaurus Trike Stego Terrordactyl

And finally, it is time for the main event of the evening! Last week, Yonggary beat Battra to win the World Belt. Battra, was none to happy about that, and since he is the commissioner of WMW, he was able to put Yonggary in a rather tough match. The four monsters are positioned for this three on one match, and Battra is sitting on top of "Ouch Tower" with a (new) microphone in claw.

Battra: Ok YINO, listen up! Tonight you defend that belt you stole against a few guys that I doubt you can handle! To the left is Cyker, an old buddy of yours! He said he almost beat you before, and now he has a second chance! I know how you love aliens, and so that there in the middle is the Queen Alien! I'm sure you and her will get along! And to the left there is Pulgasari, your good old North Korean cousin! Well have fun in your little match! I hope you enjoy it while it lasts, cause you'll be dead very soon! Well whatever, time to start this thing! I'm ready, your opponents are ready, and I don't care if you're ready! Losers, wimps, and Battera fans, LET'S GET READY TO STUMBLE!!!

WMW World Title Match

 Ug. Why did I even let that moth become the commissioner I don't know. Anyways, the match has begun! Cyker, Queen Alien, and Pulgasari advance on their single opponent, who just stands there holding his ground. Suddenly a burst of fire erupts from his throat and blasts Pulgasari backwards! Another blast connects with the Alien Queen, burning off a huge wound that sprays acidic blood onto Cyker! Cyker screams in pain but screams even more as a third fire blast blows off his arm! Pulgasari gets back up and charges towards Yonggary, connecting with a closed fist and following up with more brutal punches and kicks! Yonggary bashes into Pulgasari, sending him away a bit, but then he is nailed in the back by an electrical zap from Cyker's tail! He is knocked to the ground, and Cyker "helps" him up by grabbing onto him with dozens of tentacles! Yonggary tries to get free but is held tight while Pulgasari repeatedly head butts him in the gut! Queen Alien joins the beating by impaling Yonggary's arm with her tail! She violently digs it out to slash him across the face, forming a bloody gash on the side of his head! She then charges forward to slash at him repeatedly with her four arms, and attempts to bite him in the head, but Yonggary got his uninjured arm up in time to grab her neck! Her second jaw comes in and out of her mouth, only a couple feet from Yonggary's face! While all this is happening, Cyker is sending electrical zaps out while Pulgasari continues to pound on him! Very soon now Yonggary will succumb to the attacks, and Queen Alien will finish him off, unless he doesn't something quick. And that he does. Poking a clawed finger into Queen Alien really hard, he causes a stream of green blood to squirt out, splashing Pulgasari in the face! He then aims the blood stream towards the tentacles holding him, and the blood burns through to release him! Yonggary lifts Queen Alien over his head, and throws her at Cyker! She lands on his back just as Cyker shoots forth a stream of red fire, impacting against Yonggary and sending him a few blocks away! Cyker tries to get the Alien off his back, but her back spikes have dug into him, and neither can get free! Despite massive injuries, Yonggary gets to his feet and shoots out another fire blast from far away! Despite the great distance, it hits on target, blowing the Queen Alien up and showering Cyker with acid rain! He warbles in agony as the acid burns into his body, but eventually stops as he becomes a bubbling pile of flesh. Pulgasari is still in this match, though. The previous acid attack melted his living metal forehead, covering his eyes with his own tissue. He finally scratches off the covering of one eye, and can see Yonggary standing a distance away. He roars a challenge, and charges forward! Yonggary also charges forward, and at the same time, they both spear each other! The collision of hard shoulder plates sends a hard clap of sound to echo around the island, and both monster collapse where they impacted! Pulgasari is up first, and he starts to kick Yonggary around! Weary from all the battling, it takes a while for Yonggary to recover, but he eventual leans up through the kicking. He sends out a fire blast, nailing Pulgasari in the chest, heating his metal body to a red-hot state! Yonggary sends out another blast, and then another, heating Pulgasari up! His body is blazing hot, and he desperately runs toward the ocean to cool off! However, a forth blast sends him reeling down before he could reach it, collapsing on and destroying a dockside warehouse. He slowly gets his super-heated body up, but as soon as he does Yonggary nails him in the gut with another spear! With the hot condition his body was in, Pulgasari is bent in half as if he was hit with a hammer on an anvil! The two kaiju land in the water, causing it to boil into a massive cloud of steam, and when they float to the bottom Yonggary pins the bent-out-of-shape Pulgasari! 1... 2... 3! And with that Yonggary wins! He was won the match, despite the great odds! And Battra is none to happy about it. As soon as the two hit the water, he flew towards them and reverted to his larva form to swim down, but was to late to stop the pin. Battra then blasts Yonggary over in over again with horn and eye beams! Yonggary tries to return fire, but the water puts out his flame breath! After being bombarded for a whole minute, he eventually collapses. Battra swims over to horn-kick him up to the shore. With Yonggary sprawled out on the beach, Battra metamorphosizes to his adult form and hovers over him. Barely conscious, Yonggary is just able to hear Battra's little speech.

Battra: Alright YINO, now you've done it! I'm really mad now, and you won't like me when I'm more angry! You think your so tough, well I know of somebody who is tougher! This guy is so big and bad that I dare to say he's even slightly tougher than I am! Next week, your defending your precious stolen belt in a cage match against... BAGAN!!!

Iguanoman: Wow! Battra actually admitted somebody was stronger than him! I'm shocked! Anywho... Bagan... well he is quite the tough guy. Yonggary is gonna have a tough match next week, and the legendary super beast has got a title shot! Speaking of the next show, it will probably be next week; I don't think it will be delayed two weeks like this one. Well, I hope not. And if things go right, we'll have the next seasonal event a week and a few days after that, on August 4th. But for this show, it's time for it to end. For Electric Oreo and the Monster Island CEO, good bye and good night!

- Iguanoman
Chairman of Godzilla Tower and WMW