Welcome everyone to the second annual Spring Smash! This seasonal event was original suppose to have aired back in April, but we kind of got a little sidetracked. The official beginning of summer is around mid-day of the 21^st, and so this show aired in just those last few hours of spring. Quite the close call. As it is, we had to dump a few matches, to make only a measly five fights. However, because one of those matches was not voted on being wanted, we decided to do the extra effort of putting in a sixth one to compensate. So that one match is here, but it does not effect the number we were planning on. I'm sorry for including it, but I've been wanting to see a match between King Kong and his rip-offs ever since the formation days of WMW. I hope you won't be disappointed with it, nor with the other five matches. Six matches are not much of a show, but the match-ups are big event caliber. They are grudge matches. They are matches of hated rivals and old grudges. They also take place on Mars. The weekly shows take place on earth, Winter Wham takes place on the Moon, and Summer Squash takes place on Planet X. We realized that we left out the great red planet. So here is the event for that, for unique scenery not usual found outside of events like this. We had to muck with the place a bit, though. After King Ghidorah destroyed most of the planet thousands of years ago, the atmosphere got out of whack and is unbreathable for most other monsters. So, we put in some oxygen producing bacteria, along with various machines to produce a reasonably nice, breathable atmosphere around the areas the monsters fight. Unrestricted from non-earth problems, they can fight full-force. Everything is prepared and ready. So, it is time to start. Time to begin. Time for some monster rastlin' action!

In our first match we take you to The Canyon. It is a side tributary of the Valles Marineris, which is a huge system of canyons, some a mile deep. Despite being a side area, The Canyon is about a half a mile high, and almost as wide. The bottom is where the action takes place. It is strewn with boulders and rough terrain. In theory it should provide plenty of interesting opportunities.

First up, we come to the match between the Rhedosaurus and a bunch of giant ants! Rhedosaurus was the original atomic-bomb-created monster, and the giant ants came right after him. The next in line was Gojira, and so this is the match between the two pre-Gojira atomic monsters! Rhedosaurus is in place, and across from him is a line of six humongous ants. Each one is a lot smaller then the gigantic dinosaur, but with six total, they are a formable foe! And so, without further ado, let's begin!

Even before the match starts, the ants begin their distinctive buzzing sound. They appear to be talking to each other with it, collaborating their plans on what to do. The Rhedosaurus, however, doesn't give them time to chat. He charges toward them to attack, but as he attempts to bite down on them, they scatter, and he gets nothing but air. The Rhedosaurus looks around for where they went, but suddenly feels sharp pain on his back, as three of the ants crawl up and start biting and stinging it up! They keep jabbing him repeatedly, injecting formic acid from the tips of their stingers! Rhedosaurus howls in pain, but he only feels more as the other three ants work together, pick up a boulder, and ram it into the side of his head! He tries his best to recover, but now all six of the ants start to swarm all over him! He brings his tail around to swat at them, managing to knock one away, but it gets right back up and re-joins the others in torturing the poor guy! There is cuts and foaming puncture wounds all over his body, but he finally gets some retribution as he clamps down on one of the ants and bites it in half! Five ants are still an overwhelming force, and the Rhedosaurus looks like he is on the verge of collapse! The ants are relentless in their attack, continuing the biting and stinging and the ripping off of flesh! The Rhedosaurus starts to wobble, and finally falls flat on his face. Luckily for him, one of the ants did not get away in time, and is squashed under his front leg. The remaining four ants decide to finally stop their painful jabs, and instead they all grab onto his tail, and drag the extremely heavy dinosaur around with ease! They bring him to the edge of the cliff, and then burrow underground. That's odd; they all just left the Rhedosaurus alone, lying there, unable to move. Why would they tunnel away instead of... oh. The ants are now at the top of the cliff! They tunneled up to the edge of the canyon! They have a huge boulder in their pincers, and are dragging it over to the point strait above the Rhedosaurus! The push with all their might, and the boulder falls off (along with one unlucky ant who forgot to let go)! The giant rock goes tumbling down, but right before it was about to squash his head, the Rhedosaurs bolts out of the way! Apparently they gave the guy too much time to recover! The unlucky ant who tumbled with the boulder has a leg stuck under it, but it is still alive. It bites it's own leg off to escape, but he is to late as the Rhedosaurus knocks it's head clean off with a mighty whack from his tail! He then tries repeatedly to climb the side of the canyon to get to the three ants that are left, but he can't seem to be able to do it. The ants buzz in victory as they realize the big dinosaur can't reach them, and so thereby all they have to do is wait until he is exhausted. It appears that they plan to kill him in his sleep. However, they apparently don't have the time to stall. Over a matter of minutes, their bodies start to get fatigued, congested, and weak. The Rhedosaurus does have one secret weapon in his holding. His bloodstream is infected with a deadly bacteria. He is a carrier of a contagious disease, and the ants did the worse thing possible by biting into his flesh! They try desperately to move around, but they are too sickly to do anything. They fall over, curl up, and stop living. As indirect as it may be, the Rhedosaurus has killed all six members of the giant ant squad! He has won this match, and is now the top pre-Gojira atomic monster!

And now we have a match that has been waiting around for over a year. Last year WMW was on the verge of being taken over by a group of monsters known as the mWo. They were against small sentient beings such as humans, and so wanted to claim the WMW, and then the world, for themselves. Another group of monsters allied themselves with the WMW, and fought back against the mWo, finally beating them in last year's Spring Smash. King Ghidorah was on the mWo's side. Gigan, long time partner of Ghidorah, allied himself with the WMW side. The result is one of WMW's most brutal feuds. During the long break between shows, Gigan and Ghidorah continued their feud at the XMW, the Planet-X Monster Wrestling federation. It got tiring and drawn out, and neither monster seems to want to be mad at each other anymore. So, they have agreed to fight in one more match here at WMW. Gigan picked up another one of his old partners again, Megalon, and Ghidorah has buddied up with former mWo leader, Mothra. It's a little controversial on whether the other monsters should be present, but at the time of contracting this, they all agreed to it. This match will take place on top of Olympus Mons, the largest volcano on Mars, and one of the biggest in the entire Solar System. The volcano is dormant nowadays, but the rugged and rocky terrain is by no means a safe place to battle. I just got word that the monsters are in position on the rim, and are ready to begin. So, it's time to end this destructive conflict by, ironically, causing more destruction!

Gigan: So, Ghidorah, the end is near, for you!

King Ghidorah: I believe you are mistaken, Gigan!

Gigan: Well Ghidorah, it seems you got yourself a giant moth to do your dirty work this time!

King Ghidorah: My big bug can beat up your big bug anyday, Gigan!

Gigan: we shall see Ghidorah, we shall see.

And with that, all four monsters jump up and fly towards each other! Ghidorah shoots forward his gravity rays, Megalon does the same from his horn, Gigan uses his laser, and Mothra blasts with her beams! However, no side is slowing down, and they both collide in the center with a tremendous impact! They fall to the ground in a crumpled pile at the center of the dormant volcano's crater, kicking up a giant cloud of dust and dirt! Gigan is the first to get up, and immediately heads to Ghidorah to clobber his right head with his claw! Mothra starts to fly up, but she is knocked back down by Megalon. Megalon opens his mandibles, and three energy balls fly out, exploding against Mothra's back, catching her on fire! Ghidorah stops fighting with Gigan, runs over, and puts the flames out by covering them with his wings! The heroic effort to save his partner only gets Gigan and Megalon on him, both of which on the attack by smacking him around! However, suddenly and unexpectedly, Ghidorah gets off of Mothra, allowing her to send out a powerful green blast, sending Gigan tumbling backwards! Ghidorah then flies up, and dropkicks Megalon in the head! Mothra then bugs the heck out of Gigan by hovering over him and bashing him in the face with her legs! Gigan backs up, Mothra follows, and then suddenly Gigan does a back flip which, in the process, whumps Mothra in the face with his tail! Megalon is being repeatedly bitten, kicked, and wing smacked by Ghidorah, but when he tries to stop the onslaught with an energy ball, he misses and sends it towards Gigan! Gigan sees it coming for him, and uses his curved claw to fling the energy ball at Mothra, blowing it up on her already burnt up wings! Mothra flutters a bit, but somehow regains her flight pattern, and sends out some powder at Gigan! Ghidorah flings Megalon into the powder cloud, and by shooting his rays into it, causes lightning bolts to zap Gigan and Megalon! Megalon tries to send out his own gravity ray, but it justs zaps back at him! Gigan then motions Megalon to use an energy ball, and he does, blowing up against Mothra's face! This time she does collapse against the ground. Gigan then blasts Ghidorah back with a laser, picks Megalon up, and flies strait up with him in tow! He does a loop in the air, and then dives strait down! At the last second he releases Megalon, swoops away, and Megalon slams head firsts right through Mothra's thorax! Wow, Gigan like just "pinned" Mothra with Megalon's horn! Mothra struggles a bit, but her eyes blink and go out, and she dies. The problem of course is that now Megalon is stuck, and is at the mercy of Ghidorah's many gravity blasts! After taking large chunks out of Megalon's exoskeleton, Ghidorah walks over, grabs Megalon with his teeth, rips him out of Mothra, slams him to the ground, and pins! 1... 2... 3! Despite being shot with a laser from Gigan, Ghidorah has just pinned Megalon! Both insects are out, and now it's down to the two space monsters!

Gigan: So, Ghidorah, now it's just you and me, one on one!

Ghidorah: Yes, it is. Was nice to warm-up with the bugs.

Gigan: It was, but now, it is time, time for you to die!

And after that nice chat, Gigan runs over to start bashing Ghidorah around with his heavy metal claws! Ghidorah responds by latching onto Gigan's throat with his middle head, but after getting his chest sliced up by Gigan's buzz saw, he remembers that it's not a smart idea to come close to Gigan's front side. Ghidorah instead lets go, and flies away. Gigan flies in pursuit, but Ghidorah does a loop in the air, comes behind Gigan, and blasts him with his rays! Gigan then does a sudden midair stop, causing Ghidorah to fly right under him, and uses the opportunity to latch onto Ghidorah's back! He starts to hack away at Ghidorah's wings, causing bloody tears all over the place. In the process, he causes them both to crash on the rocky ground very hard. The dust kicks up, causing neither one to see very well, but when Ghidorah sees Gigan's glowing eye amidst the haze, he latches out. Ghidorah clamps down on Gigan's throat, swings around behind him, latches his other heads on Gigan's neck, and stomps his feet against the back of Gigan's legs! Gigan is now in a painful and soon-to-be deadly submission hold, but he is not giving up! He struggles for a bit, but then stops and slumps over, but when all hope seems to be lost, he still does not tap out! Ghidorah continues his grip, squeezing the life out of Gigan, and it looks like he is on the verge of winning. Wait... suddenly Gigan springs to life, bringing his claws up with all his strength, latching onto Ghidorah's necks, pulls down, and using his jet propulsion, bursts out the hold! He lands a couple hundred meters away, lays there to recover for a few seconds, and gets up to stare at Ghidorah, who is doing the same to him.

Ghidorah: Your more persistent than I thought.

Gigan: And you're stronger than I thought. You've improved, Ghidorah, you truly have.

Ghidorah: And you haven't; you never needed to.

Gigan: It's a battle between equals, and I think we should finish it.

Ghidorah: Yes. We should.

Ahh, what a heartwarming moment. They appear to have respect for each other again, have patched things up, and have realized each one is a great monster. And to show their gratitude for each other, they start to kick the snot out of themselves again! Gigan keeps kicking Ghidorah in the gut, and Ghidorah continues to blow tons of rock and dust at Ghidorah by flapping his wings! Gigan then swings around to slam Ghidorah with his tail, and follows up doing a hooked close line to Ghidorah! He starts his chest buzz saw up again, slashing up a big bloody gash against Ghidorah's side! Ghidorah may be down, but he is not out, and so he does what he does best: shoot out repeated gravity rays from all three of his heads! They ricochet all over Gigan, occasionally charging down his metal claws and into is cybernetic systems! Gigan appears to be smoking from various joints, and is knocked backwards by a powerful three-fold bunch of ray shots to the head! Ghidorah jumps back up to dropkick Gigan in the knees! Gigan falls face-first to the stone-filled rust-covered dirt, and Ghidorah comes over to latch onto Gigan's shoulders with his left and right heads! He clamps down on the base of Gigan's tail with his middle head, lifts backwards with all three heads, and does the Ghidorah equivalent of a... POWERBOMB!!! Gigan falls back first with a tremendous thump, which crushes the delicate fins on his back! Ghidorah jumps up, and slams onto the prone Ghidorah, and folds his wings over like a vampire going for the kill! He pins with all his might: 1... 2... 3! And with that Ghidorah is the winner! Although Mothra is a bloody hunk of flesh by the edge of the rim, both her and Ghidorah have won this match!

Gigan: ... nice... move...

Ghidorah: Why thank you.

Gigan: See you later.

Ghidorah: Yes, later.

And Ghidorah flies off on a path to site-see his old stomping grounds. Gigan slowly gets up after resting a few minutes, and walks over to Megalon, who is sitting on a boulder near the edge.

Gigan: Megalon.

Megalon: Yes?

Gigan: YOU SUCK!

Megalon: Wha?

Before Megalon can react, Gigan clobbers him in the head with a massive uppercut! Megalon is knocked silly and collapses to pass out. Gigan then flies off, leaving the two leftovers to the medic team.

We now bring you to the Martian City! This city was abandoned thousands of years ago after Mars was attacked by King Ghidorah. The Martians left the city, and went into hiding, before finally being flushed out and stomped on. The city itself has not felt much effect by Ghidorah, because it was largely ignored. Ghidorah would later comment that he wanted to leave a little piece of the place left, so he could destroy it again if he ever felt like it. However, he did not request to fight here, but the contestants in the next two match did.

"Godzilla" is a monster who has supposedly some relations with Gojira, but for most Gojira fans, he is Godzilla In Name Only, or GINO for short. He appears to be completely different from the true Godzilla. Yonggary is the same way. He doesn't look or act like the true Yongary, and so he should be Yonggary In Name Only, or YINO. He does have another "g" in his name, but he still seems to be based on the old one. He also seems to be based on Godzilla. Even though GINO is not original himself, he still thinks of Yonggary as a rip-off. Yonggary, on the other hand, wants to prove he is by no means based on what he calls a pathetic monster. And so, a grudge has begun, and WMW is here to exploit. So, next up, we have the Godzilla in Name Only vs. the Yonggary In Name Only!

The giant dinosaur stands there, staring across towards the giant marine iguana. Yonggary scoffs at the wimpy-looking lizard, but what Godzilla does not show is fear, for he is the first on the attack. He charges forward at amazing speed, jumps up and forward, swings around, and smacks YINO in the head with a jumping tail whip! Yonggary falls to the ground, but gets right back up, realizing not to underestimate his opponent again. GINO swings around for another whip, but this time YINO ducks down low, and the tail whooshes over his head. YINO jabs his fist out to counterattack, but the equally agile GINO ducks as well. Godzillla runs off to do another charging attack, but is forced to abort as he sees a blazing fire blast coming strait for him! He dodges out of the way, but the building behind him can't dodge, and it erupts in a shower of flames and shrapnel! He runs behind the now burning building, and with a mighty roar, he blows on the flames! A swirling stream of fire is blasted back at Yonggary, but he also dodges! YINO jumps forward, sailing through the air, attempting to land on GINO's head, but GINO dodges, again. Apparently neither one likes to be hit, because every attack is being ducked or dodged! YINO appears to want to end that stalemate, because he lets GINO swipe him with his claws, and then grabs Godzilla's arm to chuck him into a domed building! YINO shoots another stream of fire, blowing up what remained of the building, and sending GINO careening away! GINO was obviously hurt by that last attack, but he is able to dodge the next fire blast. He then starts to run around behind a row of buildings at lightning fast speed! YINO sends blast after blast at the mutant iguana, blowing up building after building in his wake! Godzilla continues to run forward, flaming rubble erupting all around him! After a last tremendous blast nails the building GINO is behind, GINO is nowhere to be seen. Yonggary cautiously surveys the area, and it appears that he thinks he got the big lizard. Suddenly the ground around him starts to rumble, and a clawed hand bursts out of the dirt beneath him! It drags him down a newly formed hole, and Godzilla digs his way out behind him! GINO starts to slash and bite and kick like crazy, slamming YINO repeatedly into the Martian soil! YINO shoves GINO off of him, revealing a now badly bloodied back. He faces his opponent, but is met with a running shoulder tackle to the chest, sending YINO sailing backwards and causing him to land very hard on his already injured back. Godzilla then runs away in the opposite direction, turns around, and runs at amazing speed back toward the prone Yonggary! He takes a leap, and using the low Martian gravity to his advantage, he goes up and over a row of buildings, high in the air, does a flip, falls back down, and lands back first right on Yonggary! GINO appears to have hurt himself a bit with that move, but YINO broke his fall as well as a couple of back spikes! Godzilla slowly gets up, and grabs Yonggary in for a pin! 1... 2... and... kick out! YINO just barely got his shoulder up in time! This obviously angers GINO, who rips his broken spike out of Yonggary's stomach, jabs it into his head, and knees him in the gut! He then roughly drags YINO to his feet, and runs over and climbs up the nearby tall building. He stands on the domed roof, and waits for YINO to groggily turn around. As soon as Yonggary is in position, he jumps off, and nails YINO with his finishing move, the "Godzilla Blockbuster"! With YINO's head slammed painfully to the ground, GINO takes a few seconds to roar in victory before turning around to pin. However, instead of seeing Yonggary on the ground, he sees him standing up, and running strait toward him. Before Godzilla could react, Yonggary jumps strait forward, and slams his shoulder into Godzilla's gut for a massive spear! That sends them both through a building as if it wasn't even there, and sliding through the dirt for a while before coming to a stop. With the wind knocked out of him, GINO gasps for air, but YINO gives him more worries by blasting off his arm with a fire blast! Godzilla tries to roar in pain, doesn't get anything out, and gets his other arm blown off! With one final blast of fire going right into his mouth, GINO's head blows right up! As pieces of GINO's skull tumble to the ground, Yonggary is declared the winner! YINO has won this match, and proves once and for all that rip-offs sometimes can be better than what they are based on. As for remakes, that has yet to be proven, but Yonggary has proven to be a great kaiju in his debut here!

King Kong was the original giant gorilla. However, he was not the last. Many other giant gorillas cashed in on his popularity. Everything from "pseudo-re-makes" like the mighty Joe Young, to pathetic rip-offs like the Peking Man, to video games like Donkey Kong. Although the term "Kong" is no longer unique, the original Kong has, to most people, never been topped. So now, the King of Kongs has a chance to prove his might against most of what came after him. The giant monkey known as "APE" was originally planned on attending, but when asked why he turned down the match, he just gave us the finger and ran off. Luckily for Kong this means a 3 on 1 instead of a 4 on one. The rules for this match is the Gauntlet Match rules, meaning that Kong will first take on Joe Young, the winner of that bout will then face the Peking Man, and the winner of that will take on Donkey Kong. It all takes place in rapid succession, and so in theory Kong will have to face three opponents, one after another, with no breaks. Let's see if he can do it. This match takes us back to The Martian City. The buildings have been re-built via the Beta 16, the new enhanced version of the Beta 13. So there are once again plenty of buildings to bash around. Anyways, Kong and Joe are in place, and ready to bash each other's brains in!

King Kong and Joe Young stand there, facing each other, and then rear up to show their dominance by thumping on their chests. Then they both charge forward with the classic gorilla run, culmination in Kong closelining Joe! Joe gets back up, but is nailed to the ground again! When he tries to get up again, Kong puts his head under his arm and slams Joe's cranium to the ground with a DDT! Kong roughly picks Joe up, puts him in a Gorilla Press, and chucks him against a domed building! The glass dome shatters on impact, impaling Joe with millions of sharp shards! Kong walks in for another attack, but Joe grabs a large hunk of glass, and slashes Kong against the chest! Kong backs up, examines the bloody gash, and simply just gets angrier! Joe starts to swing wildly with the hunk of glass, just barely missing, and Kong reaches out very fast and grabs Joe's hand. Kong squeezes, causing the glass to imbed itself in Joe's hand! He roars in great pain, and then is punched in the face! He collapses to the dirt, and releases the glass, not because he wanted to, but because he has a few less fingers now to hold it! Kong walks behind him, twists Joe around, and lifts him up for a vertical suplex! Somehow Joe gets up from that, and clobbers Kong in the chin with his good hand! He then grabs onto Kong's arm, swings him around, and Irish Whips him into a nearby building! Kong smacks against it, bounces off, and falls flat on his face. Joe then goes over, wraps his hand against Kong's throat, and squeezes with all of his might! With two good hands against Joe's one, Kong is able to power out of the hold. Right when he gets out, though, Joe grabs Kong and does another Irish Whip, but Kong reverses it, causing Joe to slam face first against the opposite building! Kong then runs forward, wraps his arms on Joe's head, and applies a sleeper hold! That one mistake earlier with the sharp glass comes back to haunt Joe, as he no longer has the power to get away. Kong continues the hold, and eventually Joe passes out. 1...... 2...... 3! and Joe is official in la-la land! King Kong has won the first round against his Disney movie equivalent!

The battles are far from over for Kong. As soon as Joe is lugged away, the Peking Man appears on the horizon. PM roars his distinctive roar, and goes charging toward the direction of Kong! PM tries for a closeline, but Kong ducks under it, grabs from behind, and does a German Suplex Pin! 1... 2... nope. Almost won it right away, but not quite. PM gets away, and picks up a boulder on the outskirts of the city. He kicks it towards Kong, and it bounces off his head! Dazed but not confused, Kong picks up same boulder, and chucks it back at the Peking Man, nailing him right in the groin! PM doubles over in pain, and Kong charges forward to attack. He starts boxing with PM for a while, then he starts wrestling with him for a while, and then they start sumo wrestling with each other! Realizing that simply fighting like normal gets them nowhere, they seem to notice the big tall building at the same time. They both run over, stand at opposite sides, and start to climb the tallest building in the area! They climb higher and higher, neither one slowing down, and eventually they both get to the top at the same time. PM tries to shove Kong off, but somehow he retains his balance, and slams PM in the chin with an uppercut! PM tries to retaliate with his own punch, but Kong parries it, and clobbers PM again! PM punches again, gets his arm knocked away again, and Kong socks him another one! The Peking Man is starting to get weary; Kong is getting "pumped up". When PM tries again, Kong swiftly grabs it, swings his other arm back like he is going to punch real hard, but when his fist comes towards PM's face, he opens it up and pokes PM in the eyes! PM grabs his eyes in pain, and Kong grabs onto the Peking Man's neck, and THROWS HIM OFF THE BUILDING WITH A CHOKESLAM!!! PM falls downward, and despite weak gravity, he still lands really hard into a 26-story building, crashing all the way through it! Instead of just waiting for a 20-count to decide the winner, Kong justs jumps right off the building, falls down, and slams back-first into the Peking man with a Swanton Bomb! As if the fall barely even hurt him, Kong gets right back up and pins! 1... 2... 3! And Kong has won the second round! He beat his silly-looking rip-off, and is now going on to the last round of this gauntlet match!

Two down, one to go. As soon as the Peking Man is hauled off, King Kong looks around for his greatest advisory. The last two fights took a lot out of him, but he looks ready for more! After searching for a while, he spots DK parked atop a building. Donkey Kong has apparently sneaked in to make a little nest for himself, complete with an endless supply of barrels. He is not facing Mario this time, and there is no girl to fight over, but he is ready none-the-less. He is huge, on par with King Kong. He usually is a relatively small gorilla, but this is not the first time he has grown to this large size. No magic mushrooms involved this time, but he still has been size increased for fairness, and he is lucky that he knows how to compensate from before. He is ready and waiting, and Kong doesn't leave him alone for long. He charges forward, and immediately starts to climb the building. It is one of those tall skinny ones with the saucer-dish roofs, and a slippery one at that. As soon as Kong gets some distance up, DK chucks a barrel off, which bursts against Kong's head, knocking him back down to ground level! Kong tries to get up again, but is met by a seemingly endless stream of barrels! He starts to climb, and tries the best he can to dodge the incoming hunks of wood, but is smacked back down about halfway up. He tries to climb again, raising as fast as his arms can take him, and makes it to the top this time! However, DK immediately grabs onto Kong, bashes his head against the roof's edge a few times, and chucks him off! Kong lands hard, and it looks as if the repeated blows to the back might be taking their toll. He takes a long time to get up, and it is made even longer by the dozens of barrels thrown his way. He finally is standing, and starts to walk away. DK just stands there on top of the building, but seems to be wondering if he should get down and follow or not. Kong walks to the edge of town, and grabs onto the dome of one of the buildings on the edge. He bashes away the glass, and grabs onto one of the supporting bars, and rips it right out! He straitens the bar, and walks over to an absolutely huge boulder, and starts to chisel away at it with the metal bar. Then he drills the bar into the center and... oh my. Kong has just made what appears to be a GIANT HAMMER! He runs over to DK's building, and starts to pound away at the base! He keeps whacking and whacking, ignoring the barrels exploding against his body! Sooner than DK would like, the building topples, sending Kong falling! He lands right on his head! Kong walks over to his fallen foe, and looks like he is about to pin. However, DK hit his hard end, which means that just when Kong thought he was down, he gets right back up again and head-butts Kong! DK then uses his massive fists to clobber Kong around, and then picks him to powerbomb him down! One more blow to the back might be his last, but the resilient gorilla gets back up! He is about to attack DK, but DK is to fast, and is already spinning around with extended fists, slamming into Kong repeatedly! DK then swing his arm around, and starts to wind it up! Kong tries to attack around the swinging arm, but is kicked in the knee, and is a sitting duck for brief opportunity. DK finishes winding and punches Kong with all the might a giant gorilla might have! Kong goes flying backwards, all the way to the other side of the city, and slams extremely hard against a tall building! The building collapses all around him, and Kong is buried amidst tons of rubble! There seems to be no way anything could survive that, and DK's victory dance seems to reflect that. However, Kong is somehow alive, and so we have to do a 20 count. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... what the? The rubble starts to move, and bursting out of it is Kong! He is clutching his chest, with electricity flowing from it and through his arm! Egad, Kong is using his own mechanical heart to charge his body up with electricity! Does not sound like a smart idea, but even though it's batteries are being violently drained, his ticker keeps on ticking! Donkey Kong is to busy dancing to notice King Kong charging strait toward him! Kong closes the gap with amazing speed, and right when DK finally notices, Kong closelines him so hard that DK does a full 480 flip in the air! Kong then picks him up, and starts slamming him to the hard ground over and over again with various suplexes! He then runs over to the giant hammer he made, picks it up, and starts swinging! DK runs away in fear, but the determined Kong catches up to him and hammers him in the back! With one mighty blow, DK is "crowned" on the head with smashing blow of a giant rock hammer, causing the hammer to shatter into thousands of pieces! DK collapses to the ground, but Kong continues to punching DK in the head repeatedly! He keeps punching over and over and over again, causing bloody smears to form all over what was left of DK's distinctive swirly haircut. Despite having broken his own hand in the process, Kong lifts DK upside-down, jumps up, and pile-drives DK into the newly-formed pile of sharp rocks! After many blows, DK's skull if finally shattered, and Donkey Kong dies with a sickening crunch. Kong kneels over the now dead advisory, and then stands up for a thundering roar to the sky! And then, he slumps over, and passes out. Well, somehow, someway, Kong has done it. He has beaten back three of his greatest advisories. He has now re-earned his title of King. He is the King of giant gorillas, the King of Kongs, and just plain The King. Or, as it has always been, he is King Kong, the 8^th Wonder of the World! But enough of the useless winner glorifying, we still have a show here, and two more matches to go!

Bagan. Destoroyah. Both are big, bad, and very powerful monsters. They both are red, they both have horns, and they both have come very close to defeating the popular powerful kaiju known as Gojira. They are quite similar in a lot of ways, but their makeup and origins seem to be completely different. Bagan is a legendary kaiju, who was reborn via space aliens, and infused with the DNA from both King Ghidorah and Gojira. Destoroyah is crab-like creature who holds the power of microoxygen, and subsequently the oxygen destroyer. They're personal grudge stems from their similarities in distant appearance, and the fact that they are practically equal in power. It's also because Destoroyah sliced off Bagan's head back at Winter Wham, and Bagan is none to happy about that. The irony is that Ebirah is credited for the kill, with Destoroyah, Rodan, and Gamera assisting. Still, Destoroyah was the main one in to do it, and Bagan is looking for revenge here, on Mars, back in the side-canyon of Valles Marinaris. So, here we go with the sub-main-event, the battle between Bagan, and Destoroyah.

Once the monsters are able to fight, and they both know they are able to fight, they choose to instead just stare at each other. After staring down for a while, they slowly start to circle, until their backs are facing opposite canyon walls. Then, electricity starts to flow between Bagan's horns. He opens his mouth, and a massive white-hot beam of energy shoots out, slamming hard into Destoroyah, and causing Des to crash hard against the canyon wall! Chunks of rock start to flow down Destoroyah's body, as green blood starts to gush from her chest. Des retaliates with her microoxygen beam, sending it blasting against Bagan! Energy stars start to form over Bagan's head, and then they shoot forward to slash across Destoroyah's prone body! Des is really beaten up already, and looks on the verge of dying already! However, Des bursts into a cloud of microoxygen, which flows over to Bagan. Suddenly a half dozen relatively small destroyer crabs form, and start to climb up, tear into, and shoot beams all over Bagan's body! Bagan struggles to knock them off, and succeeds in vaporizing a few of them. Destoroyah re-forms back to the main large form, and uses her wings to fly towards and crashing into Bagan! The horn on Destoroyah's head starts to glow, and a few slashes from it cause some massive foaming cuts on Bagan! Bagan retaliates by slashing at Destoroyah repeatedly, and then shoves Des away! He then charges forward at amazing speed, slamming into Destoroyah, causing Des to crash once again against the canyon wall! He swings Des around, and charges with Des towards the other side, sandwiching Des between Bagan and a hard place at fast speed! The force of the blow causes Destoroyah to burst again into microoxygen, and after a while Des re-forms back to normal, all the cuts and bruises and squirting green blood gone. Des then shoots some more microoxygen beams at Bagan, slowly eating at his skin! Des then latches onto Bagan's neck with that big clawed tail, and starts to drag Bagan around the canyon! Dirt and dust and hunks of rock dig into Bagan's back, along with an occasional boulder smacking into him! He stops the wild ride by slashing Destoroyah's tail off, but Des is again on the attack by flying up and dropping down on him! Bagan gets up with authority, and slams horns-first into Des! He then opens his mouth and sends another powerful beam out, which blasts into Destoroyah at point-blank range! Exoskeleton explodes, blood oozes, and Des goes right back to the airy mist, and reforms back with no injuries at all! Wow, Des has a trick to re-heal, and Bagan's own injuries have mostly healed already themselves thanks the regenerative cells he got from Gojira! This match could last forever! However, it seems that Bagan wants to end the stalemate. He backs up almost as fast as he can run forward, and then begins to hover in mid air. Dust starts to swirl around under him, and is blasted away! There's a shimmer in the air, and a hazy yellow sphere forms around Bagan! Destoroyah sees this, and starts to fly away from Bagan. The big energy shield forms up, until it is a riving, pulsating mass of opaque yellow stuff! Destoroyah flies desperately away down the canyon, but the energy ball fallows Des at amazing speed, catching up fairly quickly! Bagan with his shield fly towards Des, and when it finally reaches Des, when it finally makes a slight contact with Destoroyah's body, it explodes! A blinding flash of light forms through the canyon, and when that is gone there is nothing but a huge cloud of dust with chunks of rock flying away all over the place! The canyon begins to collapse, sending giant boulders and slabs of rock crashing down to the floor below! The avalanche continues to flow down for some time, but it finally stops, and the dust slowly settles. There, at the bottom of the canyon, half covered in rocks, is Bagan. He is alive but weary, and yet Destoroyah seems to not be. Des has been completely vaporized by that attack! Bagan must have directed most of the energy on Des, incinerating every cell in Destoroyah's body! Bagan, has won this! Bagan has beaten Destoroyah, won the match, and is the one that is victorious! It was a very close match, but even so, we have a winner!

Well, all things must come to an end, and the thing that is ending is this show. We have one last match left, and that is tonight's main event. This is a match between the two most popular kaiju of all time. The first is one everybody probably knows, the one and only Gojira (A.K.A.: Godzilla). The second is not as well known, but to most kaiju fans, he is also one of the best, and that would be Gamera. This rivalry has been played on many times before, and we might as well do it again. The two are the best anybody has, and they usually give a great match, so we decided at Winter Wham to do one again. Both monsters hold Winter Wham's prestigious "Monster of Monsters Title", and so it seems obvious for them to fight here. However, things are just a little different. The match will take place not on Mars, but around it! This is a cage match, and the cage is IN ORBIT AROUND MARS! Because it is up in space, and space has no up down or sideways, the new cage for this match is round! That's right, it's a giant hollow sphere of cage-wire metal hanging around a planet! For convenience, and not because the monsters need it, the cage is surrounded by a bubble of breathable air. The bubble is held together by a force field, and the cage is in the middle position of the bubble, held by tractor beams. And inside that bubble is the two kaiju that shall fight to the death! No pins, no submissions, no giving up. The monsters are in the cage, and locked in for good. Only one will come out.

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Kaiju Fans: welcome to tonight's main event! In the cage before you, weighing in at 107,000 tons, the master of fire and all other energy, the one who is the Guardian of the Universe, the friend to children everywhere, the giant turtle of terror, GAMERA!!! Across from him, weighing in at 25,000 tons, the master of the thermonuclear breath, the leader of the Fire Monsters, the most famous kaiju of them all, the King of the Monsters, GOJIRA!!! The monsters are ready, the tech crews are ready, the med team is ready, I am ready, are you ready? For the one in attendance, and the dozens reading at home, ladies and gentlemen, LET'S GET READY TO CRUMBLE!!!

With no stare downs, with no battle cries, with no waiting at all, both monsters shove off the cage and sail toward each other, colliding in the center to start tearing each other apart! Gojira is swinging around wildly, occasionally connecting with Gamera, but he seems to have a tricky time in the micro gravity environment. Gamera, on the other hand, is using short bursts from his back-leg jets to position himself around to bop Gojira in the head! Gamera then fires them up more, colliding with Gojira and sending him crashing against the cage! Gamera remains in the center, and appears to be motioning for Gojira to "shoot him". Gojira's spines start to glow, and he then sends forth a powerful beam of thermonuclear breath! The beam collides against Gamera, sending him crashing into the cage, but he appears to be absorbing the energy! He sucks all of it in greedily, and sends it back at Gojira via a plasma beam! The beam erupts against Gojira's chest, causing hunks of skin to flake off and float in the air! Even before Gojira gets the hint that his beam won't work, he is blasted again by a fireball! Two more come after that, but all three just burst around him, causing no apparent scorching damage! Well, we have a tricky thing here. Gamera can absorb energy, Gojira is immune to fire, and so thereby most special attacks are useless! Oops, I spoke too soon. Gojira just turned around and started using his thermonuclear breath for propulsion, sending him flying towards Gamera! However, Gamera is an agile flying turtle, and Gojira catches nothing but cage. Gamera puts his other arms and head in, and starts flying around with saucer mode! He buzzes over to Gojira, and slams into his head! He comes around for another pass, and smacks against Gojira again! On the third pass, Gojira clobbers Gamera with his tail, sending him crashing against the cage! Still spinning, he rolls around the edge, causing sparks to be sent up along the way. Using the wire cage as handholds, Gojira drags himself along in pursuit of Gamera! Once there, he takes his claws and slashes against Gamera's outcoming face! Green blood oozes from the wound, which turns into droplets that start floating around these two combatants! Gojira grabs onto Gamera's head, and starts to slam it into the side of the cage repeatedly! He keeps slamming and slamming, but then Gamera suddenly brings his head in his shell, releasing the grip, and grabs onto Gojira's head to slam it repeatedly! After exactly ten times, Gamera stops slamming Gojira's head and instead slashes at his chest with his elbow spike! Red blood droplets float around now with the green droplets. Gojira tries to back away, but with only air to flap around in, he doesn't get far. Gamera on the other hand can move real fast in air, and does so by colliding with Gojira for a spear! Both kaiju go flying towards the cage wall and Gojira collides against it with painful force! After recovering from the pain, he tries to move around, but his back spikes are stuck in the cage! Gamera goes back to saucer mode, flies around, heads strait towards Gojira with tremendous speed, and collides right into him! Spinning around caused Gamera to become the equivalent of a circular saw, which meant for Gojira that he now has a massive gash along the length of his body! Gojira roars in pain, and Gamera flies away to do that again! Before Gamera comes back, however, Gojira lights up his spikes, sending out a blast of energy from them, which melt the cage around him and allows him to shove out from being stuck! He moves out of the way just in time as Gamera collides into the molten metal, and saws right through it! Egad, Gamera is now on the outside of the cage! Gojira then turns around, pops out the newly formed whole, and now he is outside the cage to! Um, this wasn't suppose to happen, but wherever they fight the one that dies first is the one that looses. So I guess I was a little wrong with the "Only one will come out." statement. Anyways, Gojira is climbing around on the outer cage, and Gojira slams into the cage right beside him! Gojira tries to stand up, and succeeds in not floating away by using his foot claws to dig into the cage. Gamera appears to have done the same. They slowly clomp towards each other, and start to duke it out again! Gamera stabs Gojira in the arm with his elbow spike, and Gojira bites down on Gamera's other arm. Gamera then elbows Gojira in the head, causing blood to squirt form on his forehead! Gojira retaliates punching Gamera in the neck, and then trying to shove him away! Gamera tries to hang on, but pops off! Gojira, however, grabs onto Gamera, shoves him back down behind him, grabs onto Gamera's arms, and applies the "Gojira Suplex"! Gamera slams down hard onto the cage, but with his front shell it didn't hurt as bad as it could have. Gamera lights up his back leg jets again, and collides with Gojira! Gojira slips out of the cage, and is being dragged around by Gamera, skidding across the cage! Gojira then reaches out to grab onto the cage, causing Gamera to come to a halt! Gamera keeps the jets going, but isn't going anywhere! Gojira slides his position around a bit, and then lets go! He is now being dragged behind Gamera, and he climbs up the back of Gamera's shell! Wow, Gojira is ridding on top of a flying turtle! Gamera tries to move around and get Gojira off, including crashing against the cage and doing barrel rolls! Gojira somehow hangs on, and climbs up farther. When he gets right to Gamera's head, he grabs onto Gamera's mouth and lifts his head up. Gamera tries to shake Gojira off, but Gojira then shoves Gamera downward, and they go heading towards the cage! With a resounding "thud" that knocks the whole cage over a few meters, both kaiju slam down hard. Gojira landed on his side, but as Gojira probably planned, Gamera landed on his neck, with his head going one way and his heavy shell going the other. The result, as my sensor screens show me, is that Gamera has snapped his neck. The good news is that he is still alive. The bad news is that he is paralyzed from the neck down. Gojira seems to know this to, as he casually crawls towards Gamera. He flips the turtle around so that Gamera is facing "up", and grabs onto Gamera's tusks.

Gojira: Give up, turtle! You have lost!

Gamera answers by shooting a fireball in Gojira's face. He seems to not have noticed it at all.

Gamera: I'll never give up!

Gojira: Your body is useless, and I am the most powerful kaiju alive. You stand no chance. Give up, and I will let you live!

Gamera: I'm not afraid of dying. Kill me, for that is the only way.

Gojira: So be it, turtle.

And with that Gojira starts to wrench Gamera's head to the side, twisting it around violently! With a snapped spine, there is not much to prevent Gojira from turning Gamera's head around! And that is exactly what he is doing! He keeps twisting and twisting, Gamera roaring in pain most the way, blood flowing from the tears in his neck! Once Gamera's head is completely turned around, turned so he can see one last view of Mars, Gamera ceases to live. Even with a dead foe, Gojira keeps twisting, all the way, and all the way off! Gojira has just ripped Gamera's head off! He looks at the head for a bit, and then just carelessly throws it aside. He crawls away a bit, stands up, and roars in victory! He continues to roar with all his might, and then sends a beam of thermonuclear breath strait up towards infinity.

Well there you have it. Gojira has beaten Gamera once again; proving another time that he is the best kaiju around. Still, he and most other monsters will continue to fight here at the WMW! The show is over, but I have one last announcement to make. WMW used to do a weekly show called Tuesday Terror. Now, it is time to bring a weekly show here again! It will be on Thursday this time, tentatively called Thursday Thrash. It will feature me and two other writers, Electric Oreo, who was a writer here for a long time, and the CEO of Monster Island, who is new to WMW but not new to monster wrestling. He has written for MCW for a while, and has agreed to writer for WMW now. Basically the show will comprise of 12 matches with 3 writers. There will be polls, of course, and they should be up soon. If all goes well, the first show will be on June 27^th, and there will be a show every week after that, until the start of the school year at least. But until then, I will be signing off for this show! Hoped you enjoyed, and I hope you can enjoy some more! So, good bye, and good night!

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