Sun May 14 22:21:02 2006

Episode:	0
Introduction:	Yen Sid: And welcome fans to the first episode of the 
 fight. I’m Yen Sid and my partner here is the lovely Fire Head.

F.H.: Thanks Yen Sid, but please stop hitting on me. (Yen blushes). Today
 fans, on the beautiful Infant Island, we bring you a real treat. For our
 first round fight, we give…

Yen Sid: Why do you think I was hitting on you?

F.H.: Took you awhile to reply… You’re blushing again.

Yen Sid: We give you Godzilla 70s vs. Mecha Godzilla 3!

F.H.: Always changing the subject.
Match1:	The battle area is a lovely forest next to the entrance of Mothra’s lair.
 It’s on the edge of the island with a beautiful view of the sea and a
 long drop off the edge. Godzilla enters the scene, looking extremely
 angry.

F.H.: Here comes Godzilla (the crowd goes wild) and he does not look
 happy, does he Yen Sid?

Yen Sid: (under his breath).Maybe he was publicly humiliated in front of
 millions of people (suddenly). But where is Mecha G.

Mecha G. comes flying trough the sky, tackling Godzilla to the side of a
 tall cliff, Godzilla crashing hard into the cliff wall.

Yen Sid: Ouch! That caught Godzilla off guard. Fire Head, can you give us
 some background on these to monsters?

F.H.: Of course Yen, That’s what I get paid for. Godzilla 70s was quite a
 Godzillasaur, one of my personal favorites. This Godzilla has been known
 to use limited reserve of martial art skills as well as being known to
 actually fly for short distances!

Godzilla stands back up, shaking the dirt off his shoulders and once
 again looking for Mecha G. He starts walking around, keeping his head to
 the sky.

F.H.: Oh no, here comes Mecha G again.

Yen Sid: It doesn’t seem that Godzilla has noticed him.

Godzilla ducks just as Mecha G is about to hit him again and Mecha G
 comes crashing down to the Earth, sliding a few hundred feet. Godzilla
 runs over to where Mecha G lays, charging up his beam as he comes to a
 stop.

Yen Sid: I can see why you like this Godzilla. He basically killed Mecha
 G without even touching it.

F.H.: That’s the nicest thing you’ve said to me that didn’t make me you
 blush.

Yen Sid: That just means I’ll have to try harder then.

Godzilla unleashes his nuclear blast, sparks flying from Mecha G as he
 slides across the rocky forest toward the water’s edge. Mecha G falls in,
 a gigantic explosion heard a few seconds later.

F.H.: There you have it fans, the winner of the first round of the
 Wrestling Match.

Yen Sid: That was a rather quick match, wasn’t it Fire Head?

F.H.: Yes it was, Yen. And I will not go to the movies tonight. You’re
 blushing again.

Yen Sid: Thank you fans and tune in next time for the second round. Good
 night.
Match2:	Tuesday Terror
Tag Team Match

Yen Sid: And welcome fans to another Tuesday Terror Match. I’m your host
 Yen Sid, and next to me is the lovely and possible date tonight, Fire
 Head.

F.H.: Only if your team wins tonight. Today fans, we bring you a special
 fight tonight on the desolate Planet X.

Yen Sid: That’s right Fire Head. Today we bring you the first ever tag
 team fight on Terror Tuesday. Fire Head, would you be so kind as to
 introduce the teams to our loyal 14 fans?

F.H.: Someone got a huge ego boost. Today’s match takes place between the
 deadly Space Godzilla and Destoroyah and. the incredible Super Mecha
 Godzilla and the cyborg Gigan. As a small wager, I bet that if that Gigan
 and S. Mecha G. lost today’s match, I would go to a movie with Yen Sid.
 But if Yen’s team losses, he has to watch the worst monster movie ever,
 Eight Legged Freaks!

Yen Sid: Do not worry peers, I’m sure that Space Godzilla and Destoroyah
 will easily destroy a couple of metal scraps. Oh, the match is starting.

Space Godzilla enters the red desert, space crystals already erupting 
from the ground. He lands on the ground, emitting his familiar battle cry.

F.H.: It appears Space Godzilla has entered the ring, his space crystals
 starting to give him an extra boost of energy. And now Gigan is flying
 towards the ring, his buzz saw spinning.

Yen Sid: It looks like Gigan is going to deliver the first blow. Oh, I
 spoke to soon! Destoroyah is now using his Micro-Oxygen Blast on Gigan.
 This attack has been known to disintegrate the flesh of foes.

The Micro-Oxygen Blast hits Gigan directly, causing it to crash into the hard rocks. 

F.H.: Oh no, Gigan is down and Super Mecha G. has still failed to make an
 appearance. Space Godzilla is approaching Gigan’s crash site and starts
 to charge his Corona Beam. Please Gigan, get away!

Suddenly, Space Godzilla is shot half way across the ring as five of his
 space crystals shatter into a thousand pieces.

Yen Sid: Wow folks, it seems that Super Mecha G. snuck up behind Space
 Godzilla and blasted him with every thing he had. Now Gigan is flying
 back into the air and circling the ring as Super Mecha G. continues
 blasting Space Godzilla.

F.H.: Destoroyah is now flying at Super Mecha G. with his energy horn out
 and…Gigan intercepts him with a Shotgun burst. Gigan lands near
 Destoroyah, seemingly unhurt by his Micro-Oxygen Blast.

Destoroyah grabs Gigan with his tail, starting to twirl in circles.

Yen Sid: This doesn’t look good for Gigan, but excellent for me. Ouch!
 Destoroyah has now released Gigan! 

F.H.: But Gigan also has Destoroyah’s leg in his tail. They are both now
 hurtling into the air! Gigan is regaining control and has thrown
 Destoroyah towards the ground. He’s about to hit…

Two of Super Mecha G.‘s harpoons penetrate Destoroyah’s arms as Super
 Mecha G. starts to turn in circles.

Yen Sid: Super Mecha G. is now preparing to throw Destoroyah and there he
 goes. And goes, and goes. It looks like Destoroyah has left the ring
 which means an automatic loss.
Gigan has once again gone into flight and is circling the arena while
 Super Mecha G. is walking to where Space Godzilla is laying.

F.H.: Gigan has now landed behind Space Godzilla, who is slowly regaining
 his senses. Space Godzilla just fell back to his knees but he created a
 space crystal right in of Super Mecha G., impaling him thru the chest.

Yen Sid: Space Godzilla has now turned around and blew Gigan’s head off.
 Space Godzilla has won!! I got a date, date. With Fire Head!

F.H.: Wait, Mecha G. is still operating!!! Super Godzilla is still
 celebrating and has no clue that Super Mecha G is now aiming the Garuda
 Cannons at his back shoulder crystals!!!

Yen Sid: NOOOO!!!

A huge eruption emits throughout the arena as a black hole opens in front
 of Space Godzilla. Space Godzilla claws at the ground in hope that he can
 hold on, but goes flying into the black abyss. Just as Space Godzilla 
disappears, Super Mecha G.’s eyes shut off.

F.H.: (Yen Sid crying).There you have fans. The winners of our first
 Tuesday Terror Tag Team Match are Super Mecha G. and Gigan. And I don’t have
 to go out with Yen. Please enjoy Eight Legged Freaks. Join in next
 week to see our next match.

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