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Shall I
compare Kirk's pecs to summer's heat?
His
handsome bod's more sizzling by far.
Our valiant
Captain never knows defeat
While
battling, shirt-deprived, from star to star.
James T.,
in the arena, strikes a pose --
What
gladiator ever looked so buff?
He doesn't
need a shirt to vanquish foes;
Swift kicks
from Starfleet boots are quite enough.
Too bad the
broadcast censors couldn't find
Good reason
to dispense with pants, as well.
Regrettably,
our Captain's cute behind
Is only
seen in fanfic kiss-and-tell.
What
superman can rival Jim Kirk's brawn?
Well...
when it comes to pecs, there's always "Khaaaaaaan!"
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