You Can Tell
You're Having A
"Mr. Chekov" Day If...

 

• You find yourself strangely unable to distinguish between the sounds for "V" and "W".
  
• You spend most of your time saying, "Aye, Keptin."
  
• Your phaser never seems to work when it's supposed to.
  
• Your gorgeous ex-girlfriend shows up and it turns out she's joined a cult.
  
• Your boss is worried about his Vulcan best friend and yells at you.
  
• People you've never actually met remember you well enough to want to torture you with Ceti Eels.
  
• When drill thralls are being assigned, your boss ends up with the porn film star and you.... don't.