Don't be afraid to state the obvious. Someone has to.

When discussing history, don't let the facts bother you.

Always be sure there are redshirts included in your landing party.

You don't necessarily have to be a starship captain to get the girl.

Be loyal to your friends. It might not be great for your career, but will provide steady employment for a number of years.

Russians spend most of their time inventing things.

Real men aren't afraid to scream.

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