These steps show how sportsfansfuneral works:

• 1)Do you know someone who is or was a big sports fan, and they're about to die, or have died?
• 2)At the end of their funeral, or even if they died 30 years ago, they can have a "sportsfansfuneral!"
• 3)Here's how it works: I show up and make it in to a funeral that honors their love of their favorite high school, college, or professional sports team/conference/ or sport!
• 4)It can take any form they, or you, want it to!
• 5)If they or you aren't sure how it should go, don't worry, I know exactly how it should go!
• 6)And it will be fun! It's upon death that someone's REAL sports fan fun starts.
  
  
• 7)for more information, email me at: sportsffuneral@aol.com
  
• 8)There are two ways you can pay: you or your relatives choose beforehand which one you prefer!
• 9) A. You pay me according to how good you think it is!
• 10)If you don't like it, it's completely FREE!
• 11)We bill you after the funeral, by mail! You pay us what YOU want!
  
  
• 12)$0 = "We're not satisfied."
• 13)$99.95 = "It was okay."
• 14)$199.95 = "Decent job"
• 15)$299.95" = "Good job"
• 16)$399.95="Great job!"
• 17)$499.95="Completely satisfied!"
• 18)$599.95="Fantastic!"
• 19)or B. We charge you for each item and sportsfanfuneral act performed on your behalf!
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• 21)president/singer/sportsfan Nelson J. Kane
• 22)682 Lockesley Terrace
• 23)Charlottesville, Virginia 22903
• 24)434-981-5547 cell
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• 27)it costs nothing to just inquire. Please email me at: nelson1jonkane@aol.com and put the words "inquiry" in your subject line.