| Wednesday, August 27, 2008 | UserDraco1122 (11:15:26 AM): | hi |
| UserDraco1122 (11:15:55 AM): | ? |
| Hizke (11:16:12 AM): | Hello this is an automated message for User HIZKE please type !inst for further instructions. |
| UserDraco1122 (11:16:25 AM): | ? |
| UserDraco1122 (11:16:36 AM): | Hizke? |
| UserDraco1122 (11:17:20 AM): | its Draco |
| Hizke (11:17:32 AM): | Please type !inst for more instructions. |
| UserDraco1122 (11:17:40 AM): | !inst |
| Hizke (11:17:42 AM): | Please type !comm for commands. |
| UserDraco1122 (11:17:51 AM): | !comm |
| Hizke (11:18:09 AM): | !Talk !Scan !Milk !Dig !Puppetmastery |
| UserDraco1122 (11:18:19 AM): | !Talk |
| UserDraco1122 (11:18:26 AM): | no really |
| Hizke (11:18:30 AM): | Sorry that is an invalid command. Please try again. |
| UserDraco1122 (11:18:45 AM): | lol? |
| UserDraco1122 (11:19:09 AM): | !Scan |
| UserDraco1122 (11:19:38 AM): | jfhjg |
| Hizke (11:20:09 AM): | Due to inconsistancies with the command list, your commands are invalidated. Would you like to speak with a live Service!bot? |
| Hizke (11:20:17 AM): | For more instructions, please type !help |
| UserDraco1122 (11:20:27 AM): | dude |
| UserDraco1122 (11:22:38 AM): | !Hizke |
| Hizke (11:25:29 AM): | That is an invalid command. For further assistance, please type !help. |
| UserDraco1122 (11:25:37 AM): | !help |
| UserDraco1122 (11:25:48 AM): | |
| Hizke (11:26:09 AM): | Hello, this is automated Service!bot. How may I assist you? |
| UserDraco1122 (11:26:33 AM): | yes is this a real account? or is this just a bot account? |
| Hizke (11:26:54 AM): | I'm sorry, I didn't understand your question. Please try again. |
| UserDraco1122 (11:27:04 AM): | is your account real? |
| Hizke (11:27:48 AM): | The Service!bot is an automated message taking maido mech, operated and owned by user HIZKE. |
| UserDraco1122 (11:28:18 AM): | so right now this is a bot? |
| UserDraco1122 (11:28:55 AM): | but regually it would be a realy person? |
| Hizke (11:29:22 AM): | Service!bot is now scanning your PC Ports and reading your C:\ drive. The contents will be reported to the FBI. For further details of why this is happening, please type !guilty. |
| UserDraco1122 (11:29:41 AM): | WHAT? |
| UserDraco1122 (11:29:43 AM): | NO |
| UserDraco1122 (11:29:48 AM): | !guilty |
| UserDraco1122 (11:29:57 AM): | NO SCAN |
| Hizke (11:30:25 AM): | Thank you, you have admitted that the contents of the C:\ drive are yours. Any violations of copyright infringement will be recorded as your own. |
| Hizke (11:30:35 AM): | 4635 folders scanned and accessed. |
| UserDraco1122 (11:30:40 AM): | they are not mine |
| UserDraco1122 signed off at 11:30:52 AM | |
| UserDraco1122 (11:31:19 AM): | they are not mine |
| Hizke (11:31:52 AM): | 24634 violations of copyright infringement found. Contacting local police and RIAA agents. |
| Hizke (11:32:34 AM): | Is there anything else Service!bot can do for you? |
| Hizke (11:33:27 AM): | Unfortunately, due to acknowledgement of criminal activity, your ISP has been notified and you will be losing your internet connection within 24 hours. |
| Hizke (11:35:05 AM): | Warning user USERDRACO1122 due to inactivity, your private information such as credit card and social security numbers are being distributed to Software Pirates. |
| Hizke (11:35:05 AM): | Warning user USERDRACO1122 due to inactivity, your private information such as credit card and social security numbers are being distributed to Software Pirates. |
| Hizke (11:36:10 AM): | If you feel that any of Service!bot actions have wronged you, contact user HIZKE by typing !07 |
| Hizke (11:36:10 AM): | If you feel that any of Service!bot actions have wronged you, contact user HIZKE by typing !07 |
