I don't know where else to turn

[PK Teleport β]

Last week I had my first transversal into the Digital World. I was just taking my morning jog when I decided to stray off the path and head into the forest for a change in scenery. After a few minutes it got really dark and I heard a strange rumbling sound, then something high-pitched. I got very sleepy and fell to the ground, passed out.

When I awoke I was in a strange forest. I knew it wasn't a dream - I wasn't having "dream vision" - so at first I thought it was just the lighting. But the forest I woke up in was not the same forest that I passed out in. The trees all looked the same, like someone had cut and paste them onto the landscape. The ground looked like a repeating pattern, like a hex grid. These two things made me suddenly realize that I was in the Digital World; these were replicated pieces of data, like the skins and graphics used in a computer program.

Excitedly I made my way through the forest, and came to a seaside cliff. The water and sky were quite clear, and seemed to extend on indefinitely. It was then I heard the loud rumbling noise again. Suddenly, out of no where, a gigantic BlackWarGreymon shot up and over the cliff, landing next to me. And then...

I was raped. By a huge BlackWarGreymon. He just pushed me to the ground and had his way with me. I blacked out in the middle, and when I woke up I was half naked in a field in the middle of the night. I stumbled my way back home, it took hours because of the darkness.

Now I'm going crazy with this because I have nowhere else to turn. I can't tell people, they'll think I'm insane. So right now I'm just telling you guys. My family is really worried about me because I've been really quiet, what should I do?? This is serious...

[Shinigami]

I am sceptical. If you wish us to take your claims with any credibility, you will have to produce evidence.

[xilefian]

are you sure you weren't raped by a person? I mean, walking through a forest where you don't usually go, blacking out, etc.
People will think you're insane, just tell your parents anyway and if they laugh then you're insane, if they don't then you're not. [Note: The method I just stated most likely won't be true, it depends on what your parents are like]
Digimon don't have sexuality so it wouldn't have been a digimon.

[PK Teleport β]

Well it's possible that the whole incident was the byproduct of trauma, a mental excursion into the "Digital World" as escapism from horrible reality.

As for evidence, Shinigami, what do you want me to post?

[Shinigami]

More likely this is a parodic take on my own account of my transversal to the Digital world. It shares certain circumstances and situations.

That it includes rape makes it more so a contender for parody.

The author is either a non-believer or wishes to emulate me.
On either term, I would suggest he put his energies into something more constructive.

[Ayysuhh]

LolwhutGreymonDick?!
You should probably get tested, you might a have trojan horse, or spyware, but no worries, both can be treated. ;]
Maybe he's your parnter. XD

Jus' kiddin'
But seriously, evidence, please?
If you honestly were raped, then my deepest sympathy towards you man..
This is another one of these situations where I have a very hard time believing..

[xilefian]

Why would you go onto the internet with this problem anyway? Just go see a counsellor and tell them. Works for me.

[Shinigami]

Originally Posted by Ayysuhh

LolwhutGreymonDick?!

Indeed. I believe the claim is BlackWarGreymonDick, in fact.

Regardless, the probability of there being any truth in this testimony is low.

[PK Teleport β]

Well that hurts guys, I thought you all would be understanding. :/

[TK]

Originally Posted by xilefian

are you sure you weren't raped by a person?

Well THAT came out of left field..

Originally Posted by Shinigami

I am sceptical. If you wish us to take your claims with any credibility, you will have to produce evidence.

You're asking him to account for a dream, more or less.

Everyone else:
ALL SIGHTINGS AND THEORIES ARE RIGHT IN A WAY, SO ACKNOWLEDGE THEM.

Sent to DN.